But decorational strips of adhesive paper are not the only place Sonic has been appearing lately. Right before Christmas, he made a guest appearance on the Rosie O'Donnel show. Oh, dear. Sonic wished the entire audience a Merry Christmas, and backed up the thought with free Dreamcasts all-around. Nice, but if he'd really wanted to give us all a merry Christmas, he'd have shoved those DC units into his hostess' mouth. (Source: Sega X)

   On a final note, Chu-Chu Rocket is heading to Europe sometime around Easter, meaning the virus will have spread to all major continents. Our only hope for escape now is Antarctica.

   -- Green Gibbon!

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