Green Hill Zone Fanfics By Bo Bayles This story is basically about the Sonic and videogame fanatics and otherwise looney people at the Green Hill Zone. Sonic the Hedgehog and all other trademarks are copyright of their respective owners. Cast (In no particular order): The Sacred Green Gibbon! (GG!) Eternal Gamer (EG) Delphine K (DEL) Alethea (ALTH) D-H Sonic F (D-H) Blue Hog! (BH!) Jim Doe! (JIM!) Bo Bayles (BB!) Joya Nappo (JN) Moon The Echidna (MOON) Possesed Spam! (PS!) Popcorn (POP!) with appearances from others... Green Hill Zone: 12:00 PM The Sacred Green Gibbon! was updating his Sonic Team site, which some say is the best Sonic site on the 'net. He tacks the updated list on the Green Hill Zone's main palm tree and puts the updated things in their respective file cabinets. He was about to head on over to the Hidden Palace Forum when... BB!: 'Sup, GG!? GG! turns around to see Bo Bayles, the looney immortal human, who is one of the Green Hill Zone's most frequent visitors. GG!: Oh, hey Bo. I'm headin' over to the Hidden Palace to chat with the others. BB!: Uh- cool, I'm gonna check out what's new, and then head over there too. GG! leaves, and Bo roams around, checking out the new stuff. The Hidden Palace 10:15 PM The only two at the Hidden Palace were Jim Doe, the pshyco deer who's also a frequent visitor. The other, Blue Hog! was laughing his head off at Jim who was doing the macarena on a dare. JIM: -Hey, macerana! There, now you owe me five bucks- er DOLLERS... (Little deer joke ;^) ) BH!: Oh alright. He hands him five dollers as GG! strolls in. GG!: Hey, there will be none of that at this site! JIM: Alright... GG! strolls over tho the palm trees with message tacked to them. GG!: I think- *Possesed Spam! whacks GG! on the head* PS!: You don't 'think', remember? GG!: Oh yeah... JIM: Yah! None of that 'thinking stuff'! Just then, Bo walks in. BB!: I think- PS! whacks Bo on the head. BB!: Oh yeah- no thinking... Delphine and Alethea walk in, still talking about the RP at Nightopia. DEL: *laughs* And then Clawz blew himself up with a mouse bomb, and left! BB!: Hey! DEL: Oops... ALETH: Yeah, sorry, Clawz... *snicker* BB!: *grumble* A few minutes later, D-H and EG are racing each other into the Hidden Palace, both trying to talk to GG! at the first. D-H wins and... D-H: I win! *summons Sonic Team* Oh, powerful Sonic Team, bring us a pizza! With extra cheese! GG!: What were you going to say? D-H: Uh... EG: Well *I* want to say that Lunar is coming out on the Katana, and one of the characters is Honey! GG!: Really??!! EG: No, not really. Did you ever finish that FF fanfic? GG:!: *er* Umm... POP: Hey, guys! Have y'all read Joya's latest fanfic? Popcorn jumps in, saving GG!'s green behind. BB!: Yeah, cool, huh? DEL: Nack certainly gets alot of attention in her stories... GG!: Didja' all read that Burning Rangers will be awesome? EG: We already knew that! JIM!: Yeah, we alread- hey! The SEGA freaks continue to chat, and Moon and Joya join them. MOON: What a coincidence that everyone happens to be here at the same time... JN: Hey, this place is popular enough! GG! hears and gives Joya several Drano cookies. GG!: Flaterry will get you everywhere here... JIM: Hey, D-H, get us another Sonic Team pizza! D-H: Okey dolkey...*gets several pizzas with cheese* Just close enough to hear: Bumboclot, Peter Tran, The Bunkey, SP, Gilbert Lyle and the other E-vile people at the GHZ are spying on the nut house escapees. BUMBO: urnote, urnote, urnote urnote... PETE TRAN: *hits Bumb* Shutup! We have to destroy them! SP: Yeah! They- errr... did stuff to us! BUMBO: Yeah, he put me and Pete T. on the total jerks page! We'll- urnoteurnoteurnoteurnoteurnoteurnote! BuNkEy: AnD tHeY sEnT mE oN a TrIp To A fArAwAy StAr To GeT rId Of Me! GILBERT: Yeah, and they stole my secret recipe that I stole from GG! BUMBO: I know- urnote- let's ambush them and steal their pizzas! SP: Good E-vile plan! Even better, use Tamagotchis! Hidden Palace Joya is quietly munchingon her Drano Cookies as Jim, Bo, D-H, and Pop are begging GG! for some themselves. BB!: And this site is a million times beter than South Island! And 2 times better than Jim's page! JIM: *Grrr...* Uhh- yeah! D-H: Yeah! C'mon, let's have some! GG!: Hands out cookies to everyone who's complimenting on the site. Just then Peter Tran, Bumboclot, SP, the Bunkey, and Gilbert Lyle attack! PETE: *holding Tamogotchi!* Hahahahahahahah! We'll get you, GG! PETE'S TAMOGOTCHI: *Beepeeepp* I need food! GG!: AHH! RUN! DEL: Ack! It's the Bunkey! RUN! BUMBO: urnote! We have Nack, Joya! JN: No! Not Nack! After a few minutes of this weirdo fighting, the bad guys have tied all of the phsycos up. GILBERT: Hah! We win! Let's eat pizza! BB!: *Pshycopathically contacts Delphine* Can you get one of your super death peppers? DEL: *It's telepathically, phsyco!* BB!: *I know!* DEL: *Here! Holds up several peppers* JIM: *Uses telekinetic powers to put the peppers on the pizza* GG!: Are the Tamogotchis gone yet? POP: We're doomed! Erm! MOON: Now I'll never get to knowif the mask makes the echidna! JN: Poor Nack! PETE TRAN: We don't really have Nack, smurf! JN: Oh... ALETH: There are so many chats I haven't attended, so many RPs to miss! LET US GO! JUST LET ME READ DEL'S NIGHTS FIC! DEL: Well, thanks! BUMBO: urnote! Let's eat pizza! *takes a bite* BB!: *grins* DEL: Are you confused? BB!: Yeah--- errr.. NO! JIM: How's the pizza? BUMBO: Hot! BuNkEY: It's spicy! PETER TRAN: HOT! SP: *disappears* BB!: Darn! Now I don't get to expose her identity! DEL: *tries to kick Bo* Don't tell! *B*O*O*M* All the badniks explode, leaving copies of Buring Rangers and Saturns in their place! BB!: Yayyy! GG!: But we're stil tied up! JIM: D'oh! tHe EnD! urnote@