Sky Sanctuary Poll

Welcome to the Sky Sanctuary Poll. Scroll on down to the bottom, and there will be a link that leads you to two questions. One regarding Sonic, the other regarding videogames in general. Answer whichever one you want, or you can answer 'em both. Remember that this isn't a quiz or anything...it's a poll, so feel free to explain your opinions.

The Sky Sanctuary Poll is updated every Saturday, which means that two new questions will be posted and the results to the previous weeks poll will be displayed. I guess that covers it, so dig in!

Last time...


Here are the results to last week's Sonic poll, "What was Sonic's greatest appearance in 1997?":
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Sonic R: 6 votes
Sonic Jam: 3 votes
Other: 4 votes

In Sonic Jam and Sonic R.

I dont read comics that much but I do read fanfics so the greatest appearance would be in all the GG fanfics come on you write cool stories -- Clarence33 Ps Give me Money [Now, now, flattery will get you everywhere. I don't have any money, but please accept these Drano cookies as a token of my swelled head's gratitude.]

Sonic Jam, for it marked the great assent of the blue blur to an all new level. How many old games actually get sold like that? [An all new level? Don't you mean an all old level? Not like that's a bad thing...]

The Archie Comics issue entitled "Running to Stand Still". We've just suffered through Endgame, and what does Archie do? Give us... *a flourish of trunpets* a HUMAN SONIC! Well, not "human" - he's still a hedgehog - but being a little bit more than the one-dimensional character SEGA seems to want to cast him as. Actually admitting that he's got some unresolved issues and going to someone else (Rosie, namely) to work them out. And this somehow slipped past SEGA. I gotta tell you, this gives me great hope for the future of Archie... [That was probably my favorite issue of the year as well, but I still don't have much hope for Archie...they've disappointed me far more than they've pleased me this past year.]

I guess I would have to say, the comic books! Archie and Fleetway! Though I've never read the Fleetway ones before. -- J.N.

HOW SHOULD I KNOW?!!! Well, definately not in a comic, cuz the Sonic comics have been total crap lately...but I dunno, cause I don't have a Saturn (sorry...I'm getting one soon...) and...um...I'll shut up now... [Sure, it's always 'I'm getting one soon'! And now what happens?! It's too late! You snooze, you lose, buddy! This year will be your LAST chance to pick one up, and thus your last hopes for playing Sonic Jam and Sonic R! Among others...]

Why... SONIC JAM, you dinkus!! That's the coolest game ever made! -- D-H Sonic F [No arguments there. Neither about Sonic Jam being the coolest game ever made nor about me being a dinkus.]

Sonic R definitely! Except I liked STC no. 118 (I think) when he said careful was for wimps, that was cool. (No, I am not mad, insane, yes, mad, no.)

Sonic R! C'mon run away! You don't have to stay! We're nearly out of time, but you're doin' fine! So stay on track! And don't look back! Just feel the pace, C'mon now race! Everybody's SuperSonic racing, try to keep your feet right on the ground! When you're Super Sonic Racing, there's no time to look around! [Doesn't anybody around here besides me know "Number One"? (No sick bathroom jokes, ya schnooks...)]

Definatley in Sonic's Archie Comic's #47 - 50. Awwwwwwwww MAN was that entertaining! It kept me on the edge of my seat for 4 months! And, Yes my friends, Robotnik's DEAD! (at least for now!)It was WAY PAST COOL!!!!! See ya later, -- Waddle the Penguin [Oh, so yyyooouuu'rrreee the one who liked End Game! Either that or you were being sarcastic. Whatever the case, can I have your autograph?]

Sonic's greatest appearance in 1997 was either Sonic Jam or Sonic R. Sonic Jam for it's awesome showing off of how good Sega once was. Sonic R for showing how good Sega still is. Sonic Jam had an incredible 3D level, Sonic R had incredible 3D levels. Sonic will one day be number one once again. (In my book he is!) And if I have to buy 9,00 copies of the next game to put Sonic in 1st, I'll do it! Cause I'm Sonic's #2 fan! Sonic 4 (Code name of new 3D platformer), Sonic R2, Sonic RPG, and (maybe!) Sonic Championchip!

In Sonic R. I like that GAME! [Who doesn't?]

In "Heavy Metal" of course! That was the best piece of fiction ever written. Agatha says she likes it, btw, so I think you've got a winner there. Okay, seeya. [Rule #1: Shameless sucking up will get you far around here! Thanks for the kudos! If you liked "Heavy Metal", wait until you see my next big project, "Sonic Dreamscapes". If it turns out as planned, it should make "Heavy Metal" look like the AoStH...]

Just from the sound of it, I'd say his biggest appearance was in Sonic R, a game. -- Jim Doe [Close, but I say it was in Sonic Jam...]

Okies, let's look at this. SatAM is gone because GG hates it and it's in reruns, as is AoStH. Endlame (I mean, Endgame) shows he didn't go so well in the comics, so I'll have to say it's from where he started. His greatest appearance was in Sonic R, the reallyreally fast racing game! -- ~JM Stalker


Now, here's why you should lock your doors at night:
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The names spelled wrong for a reason -- Democrat Boy Ps. You Haunt my nightmares you dirty Gibbon stay away [Of course, how could I be so silly? It must be that new "creative spelling" stuff they're teaching.]

Darn you, Ranma Saotome! Are you not a man? [Of course not, I am a gibbon. I am also not Ranma Saotome...]

That would be the time he was drinking Lattes with Sailor Moon at the Starbucks down the street.

Sailor Evil: Prepare to die Sailor Moon E!!! *sticks SME in a pit with a bunch of hungry possessed beanie babies* Sailor Moon E: Oh no!! How will I fight all these beanie babies by myself? Sailor Evil: Ahahahahaha!!!!!! *beanie babies close in on SME* Sailor Moon E: Help me Tuxedo Green!!! [Beanie Babies? Boy, you're a real softie, ya know that Sailor Evil? You should've used Tamagotchis!]

Beware GG! Mulder knows about you!!! He's gonna expose you for the Gibbon that you are!!!! Look out!!!! [No, they pulled that episode out before it aired. They thought it was just a little TOO scary...]

Mister Rogers' Neighborhood [It's a beautiful day in your neighborhood...sorry, you asked for it...]

In my head. hehehehe... [You should SEE the appearances Honey makes in my head...hehehehehehe...]

the 9 [I can't count that high.]

In my stomach. I ate him. Blue Hog! [Well geez, you could've atleast saved some for the rest of us!]

My house.

greatest APPEARANCE? What about DISAPEARANCE?! HUH?!?! YOU DISRESPECTING LITTLE TWERP!!! SHAME ON YOU!!! I REFUSE TOVOTE IN THE POLL AGAIN...woops... [I can't disappear...it only seems like it...]

Chris: I found 5 PlayStations and 3 Hansons. Tillis: Don't you mean Hanson CD's? Chris: No, 3 Hansons. Tillis: Well, that's even better! Just set them in front of the steamroller. *Chris puts them in front of the steamroller* Chris: Y'know, I bet Green Gibbon! has guessed long ago who is writing this. Tillis: Oh well. [Yes, ladies, it happens to be none other than D-H Sonic F. But as long as you keep destroying annoying celebrities, he can go on all he wants. Can you take out the Spice Girls next?]

LOOK OUT! IT'S CAPTAIN BANANA! OH, WHO SHALL SAVE US FROM THIS FIEND?! *hero music**singing* Here he comes, to save the day... he can fly, and run oh yeah!... it's... SUPER DUPER MONKEY MAN!(he does the best that he can!) and his dipwad sidekick Iron Lead Boy. *ahem* Narrator: Let's watch Super Duper Monkey Man DEFEAT Captain Banana! *Super Duper Monkey Man defeats Captain Banana, who runs off to fight another day* Super Duper Monkey Man: Haha! I have defeated Captain Banana once again. When will his tyrany end? *flies off* Iron Lead Boy: Hey, Super, wait for me! *runs after him* [Say, that's some spiffy stuff! Where can I order a subscription to that at? And when's the movie deal supposed to come through?]

His cameo role in Jonothon Pears: Die, Donaldo, Die! was memorable. I loved the way he scarfed that pancake!! He eats nearly as fast as he runs, that hedgehog!

Drain pipe in New Hampshire. [Aren't you thinking of Mario, there?]

Oh, everybody's Super Sonic Racing, try to keep your feet right on the ground, when you're Super Sonic Racing, there's no time to look around . . . [Man, that's a popular song this week...]

That morning when he woke up with his quills still perfectly groomed! He looked GREAT!

Hey GG! GREAT NEWS!!!!!!! Bill is getting busted because of his many affairs with many women! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!! PEACH HIM!!!!!! PEACH HIM!!!!!! PEACH HIM!!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! [That should be one of the lighter of his charges...]


Here are the results for last week's videogame poll, "Who is the coolest videogame sidekick character?":
Tails: 9 votes

S.A.M. for Scud: Industrial Evolution on the PC. Hey, Gibbon, how much does Sega owe you? Rite now, they owe me a free Sega Hard Stuff T-shirt cause I got NHL AllStar98', they owe me a computer controller that came free with Scud: IE, and they owe me $10.00 in re-bate. But I still have another 4-6 weeks to go before i get all of that stuff. -- Top Spiffy [What does Sega owe me? Well, if I could have my choice, I'd say a date with Honey. Better yet, I'd say Honey...]

Mighty The Armadillo! He's only second to Sonic!

Chocobos. [Nonsense. Bugenhagen, Red XIII's "grandfather"! He's got the coolest laugh, and besides...old guys rule!]

Knuckles is!!!!!!! Knuckles is!!!!!!!! Bow down before him!!!!!

Tails' doll! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! [Ooh, scary stuff...]

Tails, of course.

Loads and loads of people are going to vote Tails, and so am I, so there.

Now this one's a toughie... hmm... I'm gonna have to put two down here, one for RPG's, one for... well... non-RPGs. A "sidekick" in an RPG works a lot differently from any other kind of sidekick. That said: Best RPG sidekick: Cait Sith. A character with a past at least as unknown as Cloud himself... and a sort of double agent for the Powers That Be at Shinra, Inc. I like how he goes from being the one who betrays the party to the one who ends up a) getting the Black Materia by sacrificing himself, b) stands up to Scarlet and Heidegger, and c) saves most of the population of Midgar by sending them underground when Meteor hits. Top that off with some completely hilarious moves in the heat of battle, (which would be just about everything... but I like him casting Choco/Mog [Cait Sith winds and... delivers!] and just sort of riding that huge stuffed toy to attack) the Dice and Slots Limit Breaks, and the general good cheer that comes with a robot cat riding a giant stuffed doll, and you've got a sidekick who could probably be a hero (albeit a wacky one) in his own right. Best Non-RPG sidekick: Tails. Was there ever any doubt? But not just ANY Tails... the Tails from Sonic 3 & Knuckles. The "airlift" maneuver sort of exemplifies what the hero/sidekick relationship should have been like. Having Tails along for the ride actually gives Sonic a few advantages he wouldn't have otherwise... like being able to fly. And Tails is a fully capable character in his own right, with powers and abilities which are different enough from Sonic's to make playing as Tails completely different from playing as Sonic. Mario and Luigi, take note. [Yes, yes, yes! When I made the question, I kept hoping someone would mention Cait Sith, but I didn't expect anyone to.]

I think Tails is! Sonic and Tails have always had a good realtionship, and they make a great team in the video games! Along with Knuckles, too. Of course.

DEAD TIE between Tails, Knuckles, and Lead Pheonix. Knuckles is awesome, Tails is awesome, Lead is awesome. -- D-H Sonic F [I like Tillis, myself...and for more than just the obvious reasons...]

Tails, definitely! He is sooo *cute*! And he's just about good enough to be the hero, 'cept he's not quite as good as the hero (Sonic) or as cool, but Tails rules!

Tails... he's cuddly(I don't mean in the sick way, sicko). [Honey is cuddlier, and I do mean that in the sick way! But how 'bout Emi, huh? The new one from Fighting Vipers 2. She looks very cuddly...]

Tails Of course! He's SOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooo Cute and has all the best moves! ( 2nd place is Yoshi He's cute toooooo!!!)

Tails, man. He's FLUFFY! And his tails go "whrrrrrrrrrrrrrr".

Nerf! Um, let me think . . . blast, I don't want to say Tails, 'cause that's going to be the generic answer, I just know it . . . Okay, I vote for all the Final Fantasy III characters that weren't Terra. =] -Jim Doe

Aeris Gainsborough, even if she died! [Good choice. But she's not dead, I tell you! I saw her in Final Fantasy Tactics! She's alive! ALIVE! Mwahahahahahaa!]

Hmmmmmm......I'd say Luigi but he's SERIOUSLY neglected so not many know him, Aeris is great except she ----, and.....Tails! Tails! Taaaaaaails! He's soooooo cute and he's the best Sonic character! He flies and swims, and carries Sonic! TAILS ALL THE WAY, BABY!!!!!!!!! -- ~JM Stalker [Yay, someone mentioned Luigi! I don't care what anyone else says, Luigi was always and will always be cooler than Mario.]


This is what bored hardcore gamers do with their time:
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Woh this queston realy makes you think (are you the real GG)just kidding uhhhh It would have to be uh me because without me nobody would go very far would they whew glad thats over my heads smokin -- Clarence33 [This is a no smoking area. You'll have to move to the back of the line. So nyah.]

Mess up these words GG. Gibbons Gibbons theyre good for the heart the more you eat the more you **** the more you **** the better you feel so eat your dirty republican Gibbons at every meal. hahahahahaha you cant oppress me Conservative- Democrat Boy of the democratic fedoration headded By -- Slick Willie [I'm not going to touch that...]

*Metal Knuckles puts GG in a Sailor Moon costume* Metal Sonic: You know, he does not look that bad... Tails Doll: I am supposed to be the cute one! [Whee! I am Sailor Moon! This is almost as cool as the time I dressed as Amy Rose! What cute anime girl shall I dress as next? You guys got any Kid Pai costumes in that bag?]

Sailor Moon E: I'm cuter! Sailor Evil: No am I! Sailor Moon E: No way! I'm definatly the cute one! Sailor Evil: No you're not! I am! Sailor Moon E: Let's get someone elses opinion on this... [No, *I* am the cutest! *GG! struts around like a model in his Sailor Moon outfit* Is this a great hobby or what?]

I'd say me, but I AM the main character, so... my best friend Comet. [I'd say Donder or Blitzen, myself...]

Me! Hwaya! Ho! WEEYA! Hu! HAYAAAAAAAAA! -- Blue Hog!

Shou: Hey, I think I see Crash! *Shou looks a little closer* Yes, I'd recognize that bandicoot anywhere! *Shou cocks his implosion gun when he gets hit by a gigantic "To Be Continued."* [Ain't that always the way it goes?]

If you're strong, you can fly, you can reach the other side, of the rainbow! It's alright, take a chance, 'cause there is no circumstance that you can't handle... If you have a mind! http://www.fortunecity.com/skyscraper/firelli/19- (I won't tell that last digit, yet!)

NONONONONO! NO! The more you ask serious questions, the more stupid responses you get! Noone will no who the is! -- JD (D'oh!) [Gosh, Jim, you've got me stumped! Give us some sort of a clue as to your identity, will ya?]

Bob....... Dole! [Who's he sidekick to?]

Jonothon Pears. Well, technically he's now the main star, but HEAR ME OUT!!!!!!!! He was originally Donaldo's sidekick, before the guy turned evil and started throwing pancakes at the frying-pan wielding child. It was the best plot twist in a game, EVER. *SIGH!!!!!!*

Beavis. The true one. HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH.....HEH?

Sally. BWAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAA [Sally who?]

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