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Dark Chicken Master
Can Your Boredom Match Mine?
Posts: 32
(4/13/01 9:55:10 pm)
Reply  TPCG THE MOVIE: BOREDOM (Promo)
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Hey kids! What's half Riochet, half Hougan, and evil all over?

(Psst, the answer's Binky the Clown)

No it isn't! It's.......................................

Riogan.

And he wants revenge for when he was defeated a year or two ago!

And, he's brought a friend.....

<<<Zacatha: No, we got cured, so we didn’t talk funny!>>>

It's got *SUSPENCE*!

<<<(Zacatha threatens to eat Edge’s apple!)

Edge: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!>>>

It's got psuedo-cool fighting bits!

<<<Riochet: Time for the most basic move of all- Hougan Ball Buster!

(He sticks his arms above his head, and raises his foot. He kicks, and it hits Riogan in the balls)

Riogan: AAAAH!
Riochet: Kung-Fuey beats even the dumbest and ugliest opponents!>>>

It's got *COMEDY*!

<<<Radio: IT’S NOW TIME TO SWEAT TO THE OLDIES!!!!!!!!!>>>

It's got *OLD CATCH PHRASES THAT ARE ANNOYING*!

<<<Mike: Oh crap!>>>

So, it's got everything! But how do you know for sure?

Just look at these people who got to see the 30 second preview in the movie theater!

Some Guy: (Obviously drunk) I wanna ponyyyyy... (Falls dead)

Uh.... Yeah! He seems happy! So, keep yer eyes peeled for...

THE PERFECT CHAOS GANG: BOREDOM!

(Star wipe) 
 
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Dark Chicken Master
Can Your Boredom Match Mine?
Posts: 54
(5/7/01 8:25:52 pm)
Reply  TPCG The Movie: Boredom(?) Poll!
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Here are some polls regarding my TPCG The Movie project!

(1) What Should the Name Be?
I already figured out the TPCG The Movie: part, but what
should be after that?

(A) Boredom (Keep it the way it is)
(B) Nothing (Leave it TPCG The Movie)
(C) Riogan Wars (You'll figure it out)
(D) Other (PLease specify)

(2) Will You Read TPCG The Movie: Boredom (Name pending) When I Post It? (Don't Lie)

(A) Yeah! 
(B) I guess.
(C) Nah, too lazy.
(D) Riochet, I hate you. You write sh*t. No way.
(E) ...
(F) I would, but I can't.

(3) Who Wants A Commercial of the Movie?

(A) WAHOO! COMMERCIALS! (Yes)
(B) BOO! COMMERCIALS! (No)
(C) Okay. (Yes)
(D) What's a commercial? (Indifferent)

Well.... I'm going to do a commercial anyway!  

(Enter Commercial)

From the shadows...

(Cheesey thunderbolt)

A creature awakens...

(Thunderclap)

Who is he?

Or, a better question yet...

(Thunderclap)

...What is it?!

>>>???: I’m Riogan!<<<

Why has it come?

>>>(He throws a chair at Zacatha as if it was a paperweight)<<<

What is his motive?

<<<Riogan: Must....kill...>>>

The Perfect Chaos Gang ask themselves these questions.

<<<Lil: That Riogan guy is creepy!<<<

And don't worry, Mike, yer in too.

>>>Mike: Oh crap! <<<

Whatever its goal is, will it succeed?

>>>(Riogan glows brightly)<<<

THE PERFECT CHAOS GANG: BOREDOM (Name Pending)

PERSON WHO HELPED WITH THE NAME- JET LOCO RADIO
DIRECTOR- RIOCHET
PRODUCER- RIOCHET
STORY- RIOCHET
IDEAS- RIOCHET

COMING THIS SUMMER