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Anony X13
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(10/12/00 6:56:06 pm)
Reply The Anony Files! (Fic Series)
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This is a show about my everyday life. My life has its funnyness and sadness. Well here goes Episode 1: Pilot,

6:00am Eastern Standard Time.

Dad: KIM! ANONY(I replaced my name here)Walk the dog!
Anony: Yes sir.....
Kim: *Yawn* Whatever....

Anony and Kim put on some outdoor clothing and walk outside.

Spike: Bark! Bark! (My doggie!)
Pepper: Rawr! Rawr! (My friends dog)

Anony: Bad boy....
Kim: *Falls asleep on a mailbox*
Anony: *Carries spike home*

6:15am

Kim: My bathroom time, see ya!
Anony: My homework time! See ya!

6:45am

Anony: My bathroom time, see ya!
Kim: My eating time, see ya! (You get the drill)

7:20am, Bus Stop.

Kim:*dances like a loonatic*
Allison: Right......
Alex: K.........
Anony: Bus.....
Kim: NOSEY BUS!!!!!!!!!!
Anony: SHUTAP!

7:30 Locker Room Rush Hour

Anony: Get the hell out of my way! *Tramples several people and opens his locker* Oh great! Another love note from Amanda!
Matt: You came! MOVE DAMMIT! 
Anony: *Sigh, puts books in*
PONG! PONG! PONG! PONG!
Matt: Early bell! Let's go! MOVE DAMN YOU!
Anony: Out of my way!!! Stairs! *Anony and Matt climb three flights of stairs*
Matt: *Pant* I'm tired!
Anony: Let's make it to class. *Runs through the hall*

7:40am

Miss Cook: Anony? Don't you have some news from the student council meeting?
Anony: Say what?
Miss Cook: You WERE there weren't you?
Anony: I was, but I wasn't paying attention, I was surfing the net on my Palm Pilot.
*Class Laughs*
Miss Cook: Do you have anything to say?
Anony: Ok... 

Anony walks to the front of the room
Anony: *Picks up a penis shapped pumpkin* This is the pumpkin we have to decorate for the Pumkin Contest. The class with the bes pumpkin wins a bagel breakfast.
Mike: Boooriiing!
Anony: Then there is the Halloween Dance....$5 Bucks admission. It is a costume party....you MUST where one. And the one with the best costume wins stuff....
All: I'm not going.
Miss Cook: Good....

Speaker: Morning Marlboro Middle School! It is Thursday! A "B" Day! Let's stand for the salut to the flag!
Anony: Or not!
*Pledge finishes and Mr. Chulou says stuff about some stuff that I slept through*

PONG! PONG! PONG! PONG!

End of Episode 1