Author Subject Anony X13 TPCG Forumer posts: 43 (11/11/00 9:11:38 pm) Reply Anony One vs Harry Potter: Prolouge -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- SoniProw was sitting in his room playing Pokémon Silver. SoniProw: Come on! Come on! Tonic: *Cuban accent* You can do it Sonny! SoniProw:*Jumps up* YES! I beat Pokémon Blue, Red, Yellow, gold, Silver, Pokémon Stadium, Pokémon Puzzle League, Hey You Pikachu, Pokémon Trading Card Game GB, and Collected all the Pokémon cards! That blows this fad outta the water! *Sad face* Now what should I do to be cool..... Andyman: Um, Have you read the Harry Potter Saga? SoniProw: *Upset tone* Reading! What makes you think I can read! I CAN'T READ! Tonic: Riiiiight. Andyman slaps the four Harry Potter books onto SoniProw's head. SoniProw: Who am I??? Tonic and Andyman get devilish smiles. Andyman: You're a wizard. SoniProw: I am? Tonic: Yes, and you are behind in your studies! Read these books. SoniProw: Ok! Dun dunn dun dunn. Dun da dun dun DAAAAAAAAAA! Meanwhile....... Edge has been sitting outside the healing chamber. Edge: You should be almost done, Anony. Anony: I feel like I am gonna throw up. Edge: You just beat the dreaded >name withheld< in a loooonnng battle. (Refer to my upcoming game for the story) Anony: I sure showed >name withheld< who is boss. Anony stepped out of the chamber. He is a blue hedgehog now with a white T-Shirt and Gold colored pants with black gloves. Edge: So how is you psycic training coming along? Anony: Well- Kim and Amanda ran up to Anony and Edge Kim: You'll never guess what we saw! Amanda: What do you mean we? Kim: I mean WE sensed a large ass powerlevel from TIG HQ! Edge: Really? Amanda: But it's...different. Anony: How so? Kim: Dunno....It just feels strange. Anony's watch rings. Anony: Time for psycic training, girls. Amanda: *Grabs Anony's arm* Yay! Kim: Whatever.... Edge: See yas! To be continued...... Author Subject Anony X13 TPCG Forumer posts: 52 (11/19/00 7:47:42 pm) Reply Anony One vs Harry Potter: Chapter 1 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Anony One vs. Harry Potter Chapter 1: Training in the Time Chamber Anony stood still. Perfectly still. No sign of movement. His eyes were closed and he looked calm. Amanda and Kim stood several feet away. “Okay, I am ready to try,” Kim held out her arm. A Pink ball of electricity formed. The glow was bright pink and was visible for miles. Kim hurled the ball at Anony. It collided with him and Anony started to glow pink. Kim started to sweat. Anony opened his eyes which were glowing red. A beam or red light met Kim and she froze into the position she was standing in. Amanda walked up to Kim with curiousity. She examened Kim. Then tried punching her. Amanda looked at Anony. “What’d you do?” Amanda asked. Anony stood still and sent Amanda a telepathic message. ‘I reflected her attack and amplified it 100 times. It would have lasted for ten minutes but now it is gonna last for one hour and forty minutes,’ “Okay, that was a waste of her training,” Amanda commented. Anony sent another message. ‘Attack me already.’ “Okay!” Amanda charged up a gold ball of electricity. She fired it at Anony. Anony now glowed silver. He opened his eyes again fired the attack at Amanda. Amanda absorbed the attack and fired it back at Anony. Anony held out his hand and grabbed the attack. He hurled it at Amanda and she shrunk to the size of an ant. “Uh oh,” Amanda gulped. Anony hovered over to her. He picked her up. She was as red as a tomato. “I guess I am not that strong, yet,” Amanda still very red. “How long will I be like this?” Anony thought for a second. “Um, apmlified 1000 times. You will be like that for a day,” Anony said. “Can’t you restore me?” Amanda asked. “Then you won’t learn anyhing,” Anony said. Amanda understood. Meanwhile in SoniProw was in his room studying. Andyman walked in. “So how is your studies?” Andyman asked sarcasticly. SoniProw hovered over the ground. “Silence fool! I am now the strongest being on the planet!” SoniProw lifted up a wand. “Gayfocker!” The wand shot a snake at Andyman and started to choke him. Tonic walked in. “What the hell are you doing?” Tonic asked. “Bigboomboombonbonthingymajiginahalf!” SoniProw yelled. The whole TIG Base exploded. SoniProw flew toward the direction of TPCG base. Coming Soon: Tonic sat in his chair. Talking to himself. Whenever he talked. He heard his echos in the air. “I have olenty of company!” Tonic yelled. “I have plenty of company!” His echo called back. “How are you?” Tonic asked. “How are you?” echoed back. “I asked you first!” Tonic yelled. “I asked your first!” echoed back. “I’m an idiot!” Tonic yelled. “No shit, your an idiot!” echoed back. “I am gonna whisper so by the time my voice echoes off the wall, I won’t hear you,” Whispered Tonic. “Like I said, your an idiot!” echoed back. Author Subject Anony X13 TPCG Forumer posts: 55 (11/21/00 1:01:49 pm) Reply Anony One vs. Harry Potter Chapter 2: SoniProw Arr -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Anony One vs. Harry Potter: Chapter 2: SoniProw arrives SoniProw was hovering toward TPCG HQ. He was filled with great anger. Why, nobody knows. Except me. Hahahaha! No wait! Come back! Don't close the window! Anyway, SoniProw arrived at TPCG HQ, where nobody knew he was there because he didn't show up on the tracking devices. Back in the Time Chamber. Anony, Amanda and Kim were walking toward the exit. "Anony!" Amanda screamed. "What?" Anony replied. "It's that funny power I sensed!" Amanda yelled. "Um, your 1 quarter of an inch tall right now. It can be a pair of Riochet's radioactive socks," Anony said. "Hey! I know what I'm talking about!" Amanda cried. "Just because you mastered physcic powers doesn't mean you are the smartest thing in the world!" Amanda sobbed and turned back to normal size. She ran out of the time chamber and left Anony and Kim standing. "She has a point, you know. You shouldn't act like the best, because you aren't," Kim walked off. Outside, SoniProw was standing in front of the doors of TPCG HQ. He picked up his wand and his Harry Potter spell book. He shouted "Kablam!" A red light shot out of his wand and blew a hole into TPCG's weapon room. "Good!" SoniProw walked in. He turned around and looked at the weapons. "Crack!" SoniProw yelled. All the weapons disintigrated. Lil and Riochet ran into the room. "SoniProw!" Riochet yelled. "How did you find us?" Lil asked. Author Subject Anony X13 TPCG Forumer posts: 62 (11/26/00 9:01:08 pm) Reply Anony One vs Harry Potter Chapter 4: Kill SoniProw -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Chapter 4: Kill SoniProw! SoniProw laughed as he hung Lil and Riochet on the wall. "What the heck??? How did he beat me so fast?" Riochet asked. SoniProw stood there and laughed. "I have been studying magic! Now I am an evil wizard! I will crush TPCG without my bare hands! But with my magic fairy wand!" SoniProw laughed again. He flew into the living room where Mike, Matt, H. Mac and SonKnuck were busy chatting. "Heads up! It's SoniProw!" H.Mac yelled. He jumped high in the air and yelled "Texas Twister!" The elechidna turned into a tornado and threw SoniProw to the wall. SoniProw somehow bounced off the wall and punched H.Mac in the face. "Ow! Mike, Matt! Take over," H.Mac blurted out. Mike ran in the air and gave SoniProw a high kick, which did nothing at all. SoniProw grabbed his leg and threw him into the wall. Matt walked in. "Am I lucky I brought this from downunder!" Matt pulled a boomerang out of his pocket. He threw it at SoniProw's neck. It normally would have done great damage. Even possibly chop off his neck. But not today. SoniProw grabbed the boomerang and hrew it back at Matt. SonKnuck ran in and headbutted SoniProw hard. "Ow! That hurt!" SonKnuck rubbed his head. "All well," SonKnuck pulls out a laser blaster from the wall and fires it at SoniProw. SoniProw laughed as if it were tickling him. Seth and TL ran in ready to fight. They were pretty pissed off. Seth tried cutting SoniProw with his sword with no luck. TL was trying to bash SoniProw's head in with a stone gargoyle. Nothing worked. Meanwhile in Anony's lab. Anony and Edge were in the elevator patiently waiting to arrive at the battle scene. "I think SoniProw would be dead by now," Edge said. "That's what I think, but SoniProw is still up there. Don't you sense it?" Anony asked. "Yeah, but his power level is different," Edge and Anony kept the conversation going. Back upstairs, Shorty was hitting SoniProw with a brick, Ami was rapidly firing her Pico Pico Cannon and Seven X was trying her best to choke SoniProw. After ten minutes the elevator came to a halt and Edge and Anony ran up to SoniProw. "This should do it!" Edge gave SoniProw a great punch in the stomach. Edge's hand was in great pain. It seemed he was punching a brick wall. SoniProw cracked up at Edge's pain. "Ya know, Anony. I think SoniProw has been training lately," Edge said. Anony cracked his knuckles and formed a huge gold ball of electricity. "Kamayamaya!" Anony hurled the ball at SoniProw but the ball bounced off of him and hit Anony. Anony was frozen in some crystal. It now seemed hopeless to defeat SoniProw. He had one the war. soon TPCG would be taken to his new base and would conquer them fully. It seemed there was no luck left..... Author Subject Anony X13 TPCG Forumer posts: 71 (11/30/00 12:29:06 pm) Reply AO vs. HP Chapter 5: Demented Dementors -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Anony One vs. Harry Potter Chapter 5: Demented Dementors! SoniProw laughed, "Hahaha! I am the prince of all magicians once again!" "Usually I can kick anyone's ass. What the hell is wrong with you?" Edge asked. "Magic my friend," SoniProw answered. "Just leave!" H.Mac yelled. "Why should I?" SoniProw asked. Then a puff of black smoke came out of nowhere and emerged a creature with black robes. It was a dementor. Whenever a dementor is near someone they suck out every happy memory you ever had. You become very deppressed. "What the hell?" SoniProw fell to the floor. The dementor dissapeared with SoniProw. "What the heck just happened?" Shorty asked. "Where is Anony, Lil and Riochet?" "I dunno." Ami replied. Meanwhile in a void. Riochet What the heck? Where are we? Lil I don't know, any ideas Anony? Anony No-ope. A very attractive (in some peoples opinions but not mine) female hedgehog with blue fur and brown eyes walked up to Anony. Bubbles Anony! Anony Oh crap, Bubbles is here. Riochet Who is Bubbles? Anony Old friend of mine. (Whispers) Also a P.I.T.A. Bubbles (Slaps Anony) Hey! Voice Silence! You four have been chosen to head to the magic world to help bring down the greatest foe of them all. I am pairing you children up so you won't be lonely. You will journey to Hogwarts (and stopping to buy your school supplies along the way) with your partner. Well gotta go! DBZ is on! Good luck on your journey! A white flash fills the void. Anony wakes up next to bubbles in what looks like a thick rainforest. "Oh crap, what happened?" Anony asked. "Why won't my powers work?" "You heard the voice! We are in the magic world and we have to head to Hogwarts!" Bubbles yelled. "Looks like the jungle is in dry season," "No, it looks as if the clouds are coming. We better hurry," Anony and Bubbles started walking. Meanwhile in a desert. "Water! I need water!" Riochet yelled. "Come on! We will get water when the next Oasis appears!" Lil said. "But I will die of thirst!" Riochet yelled. "Suck it up!" Lil and Riochet started to walk. To be continued