TPCG Episode 1: The Anoying Menace! Posted by Anony One on August 02, 2000 at 21:55:18 TPCG Episode 1: The Anoying Menace It was a time of war, SoniProw vs. Shorty in a dissing contest soon became a war. SoniProw rounded up The Anti Sonique Club to battle against TPCG. Who will win? Nobody Knows......... Two little starships fly toward a big starship. Tonic: Sir, two ships are aproaching. SoniProw: I'll take care of them. *Walks on bridge to pod and takes off* Shorty: *In Starship 1* Time to kick SoniProw butt! Riochet: *In Starship 2* Yeah! SoniProw: One.....two......three....*Speakers outside his ship start playing the tune of Swing Your Partner Do see do* Kill that Shorty! Hidey Ho! Kick his but and yell he ho! Shoot him once! Shoot him wice! And LH likes to eat rice! Shorty: Ahh that sucks! Riochet: Make it stop! *Covers ears* Shorty: Must...stop....music! *Hits Radio insted of laser* Radio: Toot Toot Sonic Warrior! SonProw: Good Music! Make it stop! Make it stop! Riochet: We're winning! SoniProw's ship explodes. Shorty: Let's go back to base. Riochet: Yeah, Riochet and Shorty head back to bse as Zac watches them leave. Zac: Now that SoniProw is out of the way, I will take his place. Hahahahahaha! Tonic: I will! *Draws Light Saber* Zac: Fine by me, *Draws Light Saber* Zac and Tonic have a fight to the death resulting in Zac winning. Andre: Hey now there are two Tonics! AJ: Shut up! To Be Continued.....I hope, TPCG Ep. 1: Part 2 Posted by Anony One on August 06, 2000 at 18:23:22 TPCG EP. 1: The Anoying Menace, Part 2: SoniProw Returns. Shorty and Riochet's starship's land outside TPCG Base. Sonique runs up to them. Sonique: Welcome back guys! What'd ya see up there? Riochet: We saw The Anti Sonique Club's Starship, and we destroyed SoniProw for good! Shorty: AHEM! What do you mean, WE? Sonique: Let's go inside and discuss what went on. AJ: Not so fast! Hougan: We have a surprise for you! Riochet: Hougan? Where did you come from? Hougan: Never mind that! Andre! Let the robots out! Stupid stickfigures walk out saying "I like pie" Sonique: Who can get hurt by these guys? Lil Hedgie walks out and gets pinched by a robot. Lil Hedgie: Waaaa! They pinch hard. Sonique: Oh please! *Takes out her gun and starts shooting the stick figures* AJ: They're fallng down fast! Waitaminute! Those aren't ours! ANDRE! Andre: Uh...yeah, AJ: What are these? Lemme see those blueprints! Andre: Here. *Holds up a stick figure that says "Pie" AJ: You idiot! That was your sketch this morning! Andre: Oh! These were the blueprints! *Holds up a Megaman x Picture* Sonique: Die stick figures die! AMI! Get out here! Ami and Seven X run out. Seven: Ami! Look! Ami: I see! PICO PICO CANNON BLAST! *Destroys a dozen robots* Anony One suddenly apears behind the robots. Anony: You guys suck! *LIfts up hand and makes a fist* The remaining five robots fall to the ground. Lil Hedgie: We won! Hougan: Oh no you don't! *Grab's Anony* Anony: Hey let me go!! Why won't my powers work! Hougan, Andre and AJ walk into a beam of light that came out of nowhere and disapear. Munkee: Great! That's one less member of the TPCG! TLoB: Well now what? Seth: *Shrugs* Dunno! Spazz: Aren't we going to save him. Sonique: Maybe, but then he can't write anymore fics...YEAH! Who's with me! Edge: Me! Shorty: ME! Riochet: MEEEE! Lil Hedgie: Can I go? Spazz: I wanna! Ami: Here I go! Seven: I'll stay. TLoB and Seth: Us too. Sonique: Everyone! Suit up! Everyone walks into the Base. Meanwhile in space, inside the Anti Sonique Club's starship. Zac: Good work my minions. I'm sure The Perfect Chaos Gang wil come after this Anonymous One. Anony: *Held back by Hougan* No they won't! I'm a newbie. SoniProw: I thought I payed you guys to have me be the boss! Zac: SoniProw! You're alive! SoniProw: Better believe it! *Shoots Zac in the leg* I'm in charge! Throw this one into the tortchure chamber. Anony: Whatcha gonna do? Sing? SoniProw: Just kill him. We'll take care of Sonique later. Anony: Not so fast! *Jumps out of Hougan's grasp and heads to an escape pod* SoniProw: Don't let him get away! Samantha: Teh plheasure wlli be meni! Anony: Laser Blast! *Blasts a hole in the ship's air supply* Alarm: Warning! Air Failure. Departing Sector C. Anony's sector gets seperated from the main area of the ship. Anony: Gota get into a pod before we crash into an asteriod! Samantha: Otn os fsta! Anony Gets into a pod and the peice of the ship crashes into an asteriod. Anony: I'm safe for the momment. OH no! *Crashes into a moon* Seth: Countdown to TPCG's takeoff! Lil HEdgie: WAAAAAA! I wanna get off! Spazz: Shut up! We have to share a ship so don't talk! Seth: Go! All of TPCG's ships blast of into space. Ami: All is quiet. Seven: Sure is. HEY! I'm picking up a life form in that moon. Ami: LEt's go! *Steers ship toward moon* In another ship, Edge: Quit fun isn' it, Sonique? Sonique: I hope we arent't doing this for nothing. Suddenly some miniships start attacking Sonique/Edge's Ship and Shorty/Riochet's. Lil Hedgie: Toot Toot Sonic Warrior! Spazz: Shut up! Can't you see I'm driving! *Turns around* Uh oh. Spazz/Lil Hedgie's Starship flies right inside SoniProw's starship. To Be continued..... TPCG Ep. 1 Part 3 Posted by Anony One on August 07, 2000 at 17:55:20 TPCG Episode 1: The Anoying Menace Part 3: Shut Up SoniProw! Sonique and Edge, attacked. Lil Hedgie and Spazz, in enemy lines. Anony One, on the moon. Ami and Seven X, flying toward the moon. What will happen in this chapter? Read on..... Sonique: Edge, take the fireing controls! A miniship fires a beam at Sonique's ship. Sonique swirves and the beam hits the other Miniship. Then two more fly toward Sonique's ship and fire more beams. Edge: They're coming in fast! Meanwhile inside the main starship. SoniProw: You idiots let Anony get away! Andre and AJ: Sorry.... SoniProw: I am giving you one more chance. Andyman: Sir, there is an enemy ship on board. We can....*Five minutes later* SoniProw: Okay! Just make sure they don't get away! Andyman: Come'on! Andre, Andyman, and AJ, walk to Lil Hedgie and Spazz's ship. Lil Hedgie: It's all over! We're doomed! Spazz: No we're not! It isnt over till its over! Andyman: Open up! Lil Hedgie: It's over. On the moon. Seven X: I know what the lifeform is! It's Anony! Ami: IT is? I'll radio Sonique. *Turns on Radio* Ami to Sonique, report. Sonique: Now isn't the best time. I'm under attack. Ami: Hold on. *Sticks Pico Pico Cannon out the window and fires into space* Sonique: Hey you hit em. Whats Going on? Ami: We found Anony. Sonique: Great! I'll radio Spazz, Sonique to Spazz. Sonique to Spazz. Spazz: Can't talk! Andywoman, AJ, and Andre are outside. We're in the enemy base. Sonique: Oh crap! We're on our way. AMI! Ami: Yes? Sonique: IT isn't over! We are going into enemy lines to save LH and Spazz! Ami: K. Seven: We're beaming up Anonymous. Anony: Thanks for saving me. Ami: Welcome. We gotta go inside the enemy ship. Anony: Oh no. ACHOO! *Shoots a laser at the control system* I gotta cold. Seven: We gotta get outta here. Ami: But how? A TPCG ship flies up to Ami/Seven X's. Ami, Seven and Anony walk inside through a little portal. H. Mac: Hi! Munkee: Sup. Ami: H. Mac! You're back! Munkee: And I'm here! Come'on we gotta save LH and Spazz. They fly the ship toward the main starship where they meet up with Sonique and Edge. I gotta go... To be continued. TPCG Ep. 1 Part 3.5 Posted by Anony One on August 07, 2000 at 20:06:57 In Reply to: TPCG Ep. 1 Part 3 posted by Anony One on August 07, 2000 at 17:55:20 Sonique: Lets begin to fly in. Munkee: Check! They quitly fly into the boarding area of the ship. Andyman: Open up! Andre: Uhh Andyman: What!? Andre: Thingy! Andyman: What!? Sonique's starship lands ontop of Andywoman. AJ: Here comes another one! Andre: Oooo! AJ: Shoot it! AJ and Andre try shooting the ships but to know avail. Then suddenly Riochet and Shorty come out from behind Aj and Andre. Shorty: Ha! You forgot about us! *Shoots Andre* Riochet: Ya! *Shoots AJ several times* Shorty: Everyone out! It's safe! Everybody exits they're ships. Lil Hedgie brings out a stereo. Sonique: Let's go! SoniProw: I don't think so! Sonique: Oh god! What do you want now! SoniProw: Anony one! Lil Hedgie: Why he's a peice of crap. SoniProw: *Points a device at Anony and he dissapears* All: What'd you do? Find out next time on TPCG Ep. 1 TPCG Ep. 1 Finalie Posted by Anony One on August 08, 2000 at 17:23:37 Last Time on TPCG Episode 1. SoniProw: I want Anony! Lil Hedgie: Why he's a usless peice of crap. SoniProw points a device at Anony and makes him dissapear. All: What'd you do? -------------etc. SoniProw: I have sent Anony to another world cause he has lied to me many times. All but SoniProw: He what? Ami: Okay enough of this! PICO PICO Cannon Blast! Ami blasts SoniProw through a glass window falling down to the next level. Munkee: Lets go! Elsewhere....... Anony wakes up. Anony: Where am I? Tai: Hey! You must be one of the new DigiDestined! Anony: What no! Mimi: Ya, he must be all right. Anony: I'm not no ing digi destined! Hey isn't it usually ######? Tai: Come'on! *Him and Mimi drag Anony off* Back in the non digital world. SoniProw: You all are gonna die! POKE'MON FORCE! *Several Poke'mon fly out* H.Mac: Time for my move, TEXAS TWISTER! *Knocks SOniProw into the wall* Lil Hedgie: Toot Toot Sonic Warrior! All: What? Lil Hedgie: Watch. *Throws a cd into the control console. Console: Toot Toot Sonic Warrior! SoniProw: Nooo! Turn it off! The ship will blow up. ALARM: Warning! System Short Circit. GOing to collide with Mobius in 5 minutes. SoniProw: Hahaha! Anonymous is stuck in the computer console! HE will be deleted as soon as you colide with mobius! Digital World..... Anony: Something is happening! Mimi: Yeah! I agree let's go! Tai: Yeah, we're gonna die! Regular World..... Sonique: What do you mean us? SoniProw: Hougan! Destroy all TPCG's ships but one so we can get out. Hougan: Sure boss. ALL: No! Spazz: Good job Lil. The rest: Yeah. Lil Hedgie: I was only trying to help. SoniProw: See ya all in hell! *Transports to Cargo Bay* Sonique: Right behind ya! Seven: What about us? Sonique: Find a way! Try to get Anony out if you can! Back on mobius. SonKnuck: Everybody! There is a ship entering or atmosphere in 3 mins! We gotta defend! Seth: Whoopee! TLoB: I'm filled with excitment. Just shoot a missle. Voice: Attention SonKnuck! YOu got mail! SonKnuck: Download zip file. Anony, Mimi, Tai, Izzy and the rest of the DigiDestined come out of SonKnuck's Computer. SonKnuck: Okay, it's fine you came through my computer but why'd ya bring those damn digi destined? Upload file! The digi destined dissapear. Anony: I'm alive! In orbit. SoniProw: Let's go Hougan. Hougan: Yes sir. They walk inside the last ship, Sonique slides under the door before it closes and hides. The ship blasts off into space. SoniProw: The end of them, TPCG. Hougan: And what a victory it was, Sonique: What victory? SoniProw: It's Sonique! Shoot her! Hougan: *Fires gun* Sonique: *Dodges blast* Well you just hit the air tank. Looks like your gonna die. Back on the ship. Munkee: We're entering the atmosphere! Lil Hedgie: I don't wanna die. Spazz: The hull is melting! Ami: Look! A missle is aproaching. Riochet: I have an idea! Shorty: What is it? Riochet: Ami! Blast out the window. Ami: K. *The window shatters* Riochet: Everybody jump! Everybody hesitates but jumps, the ship blows up behind them. Surprisingly, they all land perfectly. They all walk back to the base. Anony: Welcome back. Spazz: What! You were here! Everybody kill him! Anony: Ahhhh! Everybody lifts up Anony and ties him to a poll and burn the poll. Edge: I wonder if Sonique survived. Back in space, Sonique: Running low on oxygen. SoniProw: Shoot....her..... Hougan: I'm trying...... *Fires more shotts* Sonique: That's it! I'm opening the emergency door! SoniProw: Yes! Your in outer space! You'll die! Sonique: I will anyway! *Blast open the door and hold her breath* Sonique actually was in the atmophere and landed back on Mobius with no problem right into the TPCG pool. Sonique swims to the surface and steps out of the pool and looks ahead. Sonique: There's SoniProw's ship. Or not. *Throws a rock at the ship* The ship blows up. ...........etc. Sonique: Everybody celebrate! Everybody dances. Anony: Hello? This torch is hot! Can you get me out? Lil Hedgie: *Throws another match on Anony's shoe* Anony flies up into he air with flames trailing off behind him and yells "Laser Blast" Which makes a nice light show in the sky. The Last of the Enemies of The Perfect Chaos Gang are gone. Everybody's happy. Let's hope none come back anytime soon.....