Rescue at Zacapolis or A Man and His Pineapple Another fic by David...The Lurker! Somewhere in the smoking craters of TPCG sportsonly message board... Zac: Yes, Zacopolis will soon live again! Andre: Are you sure? Zac: Of course I'm sure! Jolt, Tonic, SoniProw, approch me! J&T&S: Yes, oh master of evilness. Zac: Continue your search of the mainland. Andre! Hougan! Samantha! A&H&S: Yes? Zac: Serch Party Land! Potato Man! Amy! P&A: Yes? Zac: Take a long walk off a short peir. Meanwhile, in the Neo-TPCG message board... DavidTL: Oh no! I think I forgort something in the smoldering ruins of TPCG message board! Shorty: So? None of us could salvage everything. DavidTL: Yes, but it was my talking pineapple! Riochet: What? DavidTL: Oh, well... TLoB: Is it that strange thing that was walking around in the final days of the sportsonly board? DavidTL: Yeah. H.Mac: Go on, then. Just try not to attract attention to yourself. DavidTL: Alrighty. DavidTL then walks off to his apparent doom. Meanwhile... Potato Man: Wht's s pir? (Translation: What's a pier?) Amy: Beats me. DavidTL: It's Potato Man! And Amy! Not to be confused with Ami, a member of TPCG, of course. Amy: Who said that? DavidTL: Uhhh....noone. Amy: All right. So, DavidTL continues to walk off to the ruins of sportsonly. However, Zac is prepared. Zac: So, a foolish member of TPCG dares to return? He will be punished! A giant pie falls ontop of DavidTL. DavidTL: Ahh! Zac: Damn! He's survived! No matter, he can't continue once he meets...GODZILLA 2000! From the shadows emerges a really big Godzilla. DavidTL: Mabye I should have listed to TPCG... Suddenly, someone jumps out from above and deactivates Godzilla. How? Who do I look like, the author? Oh. DavidTL: Thanks...hey, what are you doing here? Seph: I heard you were being foolish by running into danger. So, I thought I would make you stop. DavidTL: Ok. Seph: So? DavidTL: What? Seph: Let's go. DavidTL: Not until I find my pineapple! Seph: *groans* fine. Suddenly, Seph and DavidTL are surround by 10 robots of the old A-Series, rebuilt from parts not destroyed. DavidTL: Uh-Oh. Seph: Hey, you're a lurker! Why don't you just dissapear? DavidTL: Why didn't I think of that? So, DavidTL trys to dissapear with his purple cape, but nothing happens. DavidTL: Nothing happened! Seph: Yes, I can tell. Meanwhile, at TPCG board... LilHedgie: Hm, a purple tablecloth. I guess I should put it on the table. So she does, and she is surprised by the results. LilHedgie: Hey, the table dissapeared! Anony One: What? Who dissapeared? LilHedgie: Not who, what! Anony One: What dissapeared? LilHedgie: This table. Anony One: Why? LilHedgie: I put a purple table cloth on it and it just dissapeared! Back at the remains of sportsonly... Seph: This is just great. Now I have to do something unexpected and spectacular. DavidTL: Why don't we just use that plot hole over there? Seph: Uh, that's what I was going to do! Seph reaches into the plothole, and pulls out... Seph: A rubber chicken? DavidTL: Try again. Seph: Now this is more like it. Seph holds in his hands the "Really Really Really big gun thing." He then destroys the robots. Seph: Now, can we just get the pineapple? DavidTL: I don't know where it is! Seph: Honestly... TPCG Headquaters... Sonique: Hey, where's Seph? Munkee: I think he followed that phycotic lurker. TLoB: I knew it was a bad idea for him to go. They should be back by now! Edge: Yeah! Matt: What we should do is send out a party to find them. Sonique: Edge, Mike Shaffer, and SonKnuck, go find them. Edge: But what if we get killed? Sonique: It's not like we can't revive you. Edge: I suppose. Sonique: Now go. And remember, no matter what happens, do not reveal the location of TPCG! Riochet: Aye aye! Sonique: Riochet, why did you say that? You're not going on the mission. Riochet: I don't know, I just had an impulse. So, Edge, Mike Shaffer, and SonKnuck go off to find DavidTL and Seph. Little do they know who is watching them... Zac: So, more TPCGers are returning, are they? Well, I'll destroy them all, because I am the almighty Zac, master ruler of the universe! Zac tries to leave, but his head get's stuck in the doorway. Zac: Curses! Foiled by my own ego! Elsewhere in sportsonly... Seph: Are you done yet? We should really turn back. DavidTL: Not until I find...Piney! A strange looking pineapple runs up to the two. Seph: What the...? DavidTL: It's Piney, my little pineapple friend. Say hi to Seph! Piney:*strange noises* Seph: Sure...whatever. Mike Shaffer: Seph! Lurker-type guy! Seph: It's Mike, SonKnuck, and Edge! SonKnuck: What's going on around here? And what the hell is that...thing? DavidTL: It's Piney! Say hi! SonKnuck: Oh boy... Seph: I suggest we leave this place right now. David TL: All righty, then! DavidTL attempts an impersonation of Ace Ventura, but fails miserably. So, the members of TPCG leave to home, undetected. Zac: Curses! Andre, get over here! Andre: *mouth stuffed with assorted candy*wha? I wasn't stealing food. Zac: Not that! Get me out of this doorway! I can't get free! Andre: Your head is huge! Zac: Yes, now get me out of here! Andre: Samantha! Samantha: bh? (Translation: What?) Andre: Get the camera, this is something I can't forget. Zac: Grrr, Grrr, and double grrr! Andre: Wow, three "r"s, he must be mad. Somewhere in the depths of EZBoard... ????: I've been lost in cyberspace ploting my revenge for too long now. TPCG will not suspect what's in store for them. They think they're safe, but they will cower before my greatness once I arise again! Hahahaha!!! Who is this mysterious person? Does he really know the location of TPCG? What will he do? Does it envolve cake? Paper or plastic? Will he join with Zac, or will he be a third party that both will fear? How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? All these questions and more will be answered in...well, to be honest, it doesn't have a name yet, but it will once it's out!