Knuckle in China Land
Story 1:  The First Adventure

Disclaimer:  All characters that are similar to Sonic, Tails, and Knuckles are copyright SEGA.  All ideas are based off of Samantha Clarfets hoaxes and ideas presented in Sonic Pandamonium's message board (even though it was by the protest of everyone at that board.)  This is all for good clean fun, even though a lot of people seem to hate Samantha (and I know why)  Do you read disclaimers?  You must if you see this.

Knuckle in China Land
A PARODY by David Frisk
Story 1: The First Adventure

In the many corners of cyberspace, there are fan-fics by well respected authors that are enjoyed by many people.  Then, however, there are the others...

Chapter 1:  China Land

We see a city.  At first glance it looks like a normal city found in a normal planet.  However, this place is not normal.  It is China Land, and Knuckle lives there...

"Wuz this?  peple wathing me!  AHHH!!"
"No, No, NO, Knuckle.  It iz a mioor."
"Oh."
"Knuckle, we mst leve!"
"y, Kuckles?"
"Becse of PIE!!!"
"PIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Knuckle then falls on the ground, and starts mumbling something that sounds like the word pie, which it probably is.  There is a great shipment of pie coming in today for China Land.  Pie is the offical food of China Land, and Knuckle and Kuckles are the leaders of the pie worshipers.
"where pie?"
"Knuckle, pi is comeing sooon."
"Pie is the ofical fod fr us."
"We lve pie."
Suddenly, someone from another land, comes to these people.
"Pie sucks."
Knuckle and Kuckles here this, and they attack him with great force.  They attack him with pie, and he leaves, battered and bruised.  Pie is now in his very brain, and he may never be the same again.  Someone else starts to come up to the duo of pie who look strangely like Knuckles the Echidna.  It is Sonic Caos, who looks strangely like Sonic the Hedgehog.
"Hello."
"Hwelo. Caos!"
"Yes, I see."
"Who pakes pie?"
"What?"
"Who pakes pi?"
"What!?"
"WHO PAKWS POI?"
"Someone."
"k."
Sonic Caos is the sane one, but this will not last long.  Very soon, he will be exactly like his fellow companions.  

Knuckle and Kuckles go to the capitol building of China Land, where the pie is.  They take their amount, and leave.  
"We hve the pie!"
"HahA!!"
"Bubury and aple, pech ad lemonade!"
They look above to the city skyline, and see Sonic Caos washing windows.  He has no idea how he got up their.
"Knuckle, Kuckles, how did I get up here?" says Caos.
"The Pie wil tll us!" Knuckle says.
"Yes, the pie!" says Kuckles
The normal laws of physics do not apply in this city of pie.  Only Knuckle and Kuckles know the true forces of the city.
"Caos, u ned the pie!" yells Knuckle
The two echindas fling some of their pie up into the sky.  It hits Caos square in the head.  With a deffening scream that no one can hear, he falls on to the ground and makes a large splat.
"Caos, k?"
Sonic Caos gets up, but he is not the sane one of the city anymore, he is now as mentally retarded as his companions.
"Hwello, Kunidalk!"
"Hello, Caosd!"
All three of the freinds walk into the sunset at noon, and walk into a pie store in pitch dark with the moon and sun.
"pie gd," one of them mutters, but it doesn't really matter who or what it is.

And so begains....Knuckle in China Land!

Please tell me what you think of this story.  Should I continue this series?  I have some great ideas in store for the gang.  Remember, this is in all good, clean fun.