Knuckle in Echidna Land 6 "Honnymoon Land" Yet another chapter in the continuing saga by David...the Lurker! The legal disclaimer has been replaced by... What has happened before: Knuckle, Kuckles, and Sonic Caos, after moving to Echidna Land, met a new charector called tAils. Then, thinking the pie told him to marry tAils, Knuckle runs off and asks to marry tAils, even though they had no idea if they were the opposite sex. And now... Knuckle in Echidna Land 6 "Honnymoon Land" "Yy, we are mrried!" Knuckle yells as he carries tAils across the pie fields of Echidna Land. "ay, can u carri I?" tAils asks Knuckle. "no" So, Knuckle drops tAils on the ground. "oWWWW!>@#!" tAils screams. "orry." "ok" Meanwhile, in the main square...er...sphere of Echidna Land, Kuckles and Sonic Caos decides to send Knuckle and tAils off on a honnymoon. "Lt's send tAils n Knuckle on a hunnymoooon!!!" "Knoan,, eiagnKnuvkle!!" Samantha yells, which translates into "Sure." "Whre did u com frm?" Sonic Caos asks. "@@$$!!!!KNI!" Samantha yells, which means "I don't know." So, while Kuckles and Sonic Caos tries to figure out why Samantha has to be translated and they don't, Knuckle and tAils return. "elllllo!" tAils says. "y dos everyone yll?" Kuckles asks. "Hey, wht r we supposed two doo nw?" Knuckle asks. "bets I." "who sid that?" "me." "ok" Just then, Samantha runs back with a box. "whn did u leve?" Knuckle asks. "Tnoa akbe the ihjjs. I hjlkgjhe thejl ongri!" Samantha says, which translates to, "It doesn't matter! Me, Kuckles, and Sonic Caos are going to send you on a honnymoon!" "yay!" "nsfk, lklndf henaginle box," which means, "and, you get to go in a box!" "huurarah!" Knuckle and tAils yell together. So, Knuckle and tAils jumps into the box. Samantha duct tapes it, right after filling it up with assorted pies. She takes the box and puts it into a big mailbox. And the three non-married pie..uh..things leave. "i haej nin maryn one nsg!" Samantha calmly says, which means "I hope that I marry one day!" Sonic Caos, suddenly, gets a vision of a life that does not involve pie. He suddenly knows the answer to actually make Samantha and everyone who is in Echidna Land and China Land(yes, a few people who were asleep during the move are still there) normal people, like he once was. But, the thought soon leaves his head when an apple pie crashes onto his head. "mmm...pie." Sonic Caos mumbles, thinking of...well, I think you know. "Hey, what is this?" a worker at Honnymoon land asks as he spots a box with various pies spilling out from the top. "It seems to be some various pastries. Send it to the kitchen," another worker says. "All right," the first worker responds, and carries it to the kitchen. He drops the box off, and once he's gone, the box opens up and reveals...you guessed it, Knuckle and tAils. "We r here!" tAils yells delightfully. "Ys...and....PIE!!!!!" Knuckle responds. The worker placed the box in the pastries fridge, which just happened to be full of pies. "lt's et!" So, they start to eat. Five hours later... "Let's see...five muffin trays...fourteen pies..." a worker at honnymoon land begins as he opens the pastries fridge. "PIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!" "What the he.." The worker gets hit in the head with an empty pie cart. He's knocked out, and guess who emerges..... I said guess... Fine! It's Knuckle and tAils! Wait, you knew that? You just think I'm trying to make this episode longer then the last one? Oh. Anyway... "Hy. whre is te PIE?" Knuckle asks. "we et it." tAils answers. "oK!" "now wht we do?" "PIEEE!!!!" "PIEEEEEEEE!!!!" "PIIEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!" Um...Yeah... Anyway, Knuckle and tAils leave the kitchen, looking for some more insanity. And as they do this, they find some contests. "HAAAYYYY!!!!!" "wht, tAils?" "ookie! we cn win stff!" "yAAAAAAy!" So, the pie-enduced couple go off to play... Meanwhile, in Echidna Land... "h,mm i wondr if we shld go bck to CHINALAND???" Kuckles asks. "k. but wait 4 tAils nd Knuckle!" Sonic Caos responds. Sure, that was pointless, but... Meanwhile, in Honnymoon Land...again... "i wnt 2 WIN!!!@" tAils yells. What is he...er, she....er...."it" playing? Why, a game of "knock down the milk bottles"! And what is "it" trying to win? Why, a Sonic plushie! So, tAils throws the ball, and misses the bottles. "It" tries again, and misses yet again. "Sorry, you lost," the person operating the game says. "aAaAaAaARRRgggEEEFgFljeiofjoi;j!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" tAils yells. The scream shaters the bottles, and knocks the worker unconcious. "Yay! me woN!!!" tAils exclaims. tAils goes to the pile of Sonic plushies and grabs one, so tAils has gotten the Sonic. Then, a set of seven glitering emeralds catch tAils' eyes. "eMeraldddds!" tAils says, and grabs them, proclaiming, "Knuckle gt the emErAlds!" tAils gives the emeralds to Knuckle, who suddenly appeared out of nowhere. They are not normal emeralds, though. They are actually the legendary....well, not-that-legendary "PIE emeralds," said to have the power of, you guessed it, pie. "wow! pwer!" Knuckle exclaims. He then throws them up into the air. They go up and up and up, and then they... and then they... well, it seems Knuckle has broken the law of gravity. Ah well....on with the story(not that there is much more). A starship flies silently through the cosmos. This starship lands on Earth, and spots a towel. Screaming things that shouldn't be repeated(or can be, from a human tounge) the alien flies away. However, something is left behind...... Honnymoon Land has turned into total chaos. The very foundation has been shatered, and the island it is on(which I forgot to mention earlier) begins to sink. This all due to, well, I think you know by now. "i wn't to go hom." tAils says. "k." Knuckle replies. And so, Knuckle and tAils leaves, and forget everything about being married. Don't ask me why, ask that pie! But silently lurking in the shadows... "So, Knuckle and his gang of pie-freaks think they can take over the world? Well, wait till they meet the wrath of..."*splat* This mysterious charector who was just flatened was due to a falling building, which was made out of pie. However, he is still alive, ploting revenge... So, who is this mysterious being? What was left by the alien who was most definitly not in "The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy?" And what of Knuckle, Kuckles, Sonic caos, and tAils? Well, I'm not going to tell you what the "mind-shattering 'who shot J.R.' cliffhanger" is, you'll just have to wait for... Knuckle in China Land 7! (Oh, just so you know, it may not be a "mind-shattering 'who shot J.R.' cliffhanger." It just sounded fun.)