Terror at EZboard by: David The Lurker! Last time, David TL went back to the ruins of TPCG sportsonly, only to run into Zac's diobolical creations. It seemed he would be destroyed until Seph arrived, and saved him. He was reunited with "Piney," David TL's talking pineapple. Joined by Edge, Mike Shaffer, and SonKnuck, they went back to the hidden EZboard. However, little did they know that a mysterious person found out the location of there base... ?????: Look at those pitifull members of TPCG. They think that no one knows there location, but I do! Bwahahaha! Now, I need the resources of Zac, but I will not tell him the location of TPCG. This shall be my victory, and my victory alone! Bwahaha! ?: Why are you laughing, oh hidious one? ?????: What did you call me? ?: Nothing. ?????: Good. Meanwhile, at TPCG... TLoB: Make it stop, make it stop! Running around the base is David TL's annoying talking pineapple, Piney. Making stange noises, it is driving everyone crazy. Sonique: David, if you don't do something about that pineapple, I'm goning to put it in the blender. David TL: You wouldn't! Sonique: Try me. David TL: Come on, Piney, let's put you in your room. So, David TL goes into his room, but is startled to find...a really, really, REALLY big plot hole. David TL: Ahh! A plot hole! Oh well, I better not alarm TPCG. It'll go away on it's own, hopefully. So, David TL leaves his room. When he does, he hears stange, muffled voices. Muffled voice: lets ave cybersex David TL: Could it be...? Nah. When David TL walks to the main hall, he joins everyone else, staring at a large pie. SonKnuck: What the hell is it? Munkee: It seems to be a large pie with a fuse on it. H.Mac: Did you say "fuse?" Munkee: Yes, why? Sonique: TAKE COVER! Everyone runs behinds chairs, tables, and other assorted objects. Then, the pie explodes. The pie splatters across everything, and fills up the room to there knees. Riochet: Oh great, now we have pie up to our knees! TLoB: Where exactly did the pie come from? ?????: From me! All except ?????: WHAT!? ????? is shrouded in a shadow, to prevent him from being seen. ?????: Yes, you do not know who I am now, but soon you will, and then the world shall bow before me! ????? then dissapears in a puff of smoke, causing TPCG to be left dazed. Shorty: I have a feeling we've seen this person before. Mike Shaffer: Hi guys I was just outside and...what the...? H.Mac: It's pie. Mike Shaffer: Ahh! Get it off, get it off! Riochet: Yeah, why are we just standing here? SonKnuck: Let's get out of here. So, TPCG gets out of the knee-high pie. After making a quick phone call to the cleners, Sonique calls together a meeting. Sonique: Anyone have any idea who that was? Edge: It was a pie, so my thoughts is that it had to be Zac! Seven X: But how could it be? He said we didn't know him! Edge: Your right. But who else uses pie technology? Nakkurusu: Possibly an old foe? Shorty: But who? Meanwhile, at Zacopolis... Zac: Finally, I've gotten out of the doorway, and my head has started to shrink. Hougan, make that doorway larger! Hougan: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK! Zac: Right, right...hey, Potato Man and Amy, I thought I told you to go take a long walk off a short pier! Amy: What's a pier? Zac: Never mind. ?????: Well, it seems that the hired help has not changed that much. Still incompotent, I see. Zac: Who's there? ?????: Don't tell me you've forgotten about me already? Zac: *gasp* No, not you! It can't be! Who is Zac startled to see? What about the plot hole growing in David TL's room? Will Sonique slice, dice, and chop Piney? And does your chewing gum lose it's flavor on the bedpost overnight? Stay tuned for the next part of Terror at EZboard! Terror at EZboard part 2: Who is ?????? Zac: I thought you were destroyed, or something much worse! ?????: Yes, well, I was making sure the growth of "the lost children" was going along well. Zac: The lost children? I thought they were also destroyed! ?????: I only let you think that so TPCG wouldn't know about them. Andre: Where have you been? I took your room, I hope you don't mind. ?????: You WHAT!?! Andre: Hey, I thought you were gone! Zac: Well, welcome back..........AJ! AJ: Bwahahaha! Meanwhile, at TPCG, the cleaners have finished, and everyone goes back to doing whatever they were doing before. David TL walks by his room, and hears some strange noises... Noises: Luckily, I have one of the few remaining Super Emeralds! Zac-clones, destroy! Surrender, humans. Resistence is futile. I am now super-duper-bo-buper-bannana-fanna-fo-fuper-me-mi-mo-mopuer-super guy thing! I will now TAKE OVER THE WORLD! David TL: Uh oh, it sounds like a bunch of plotholes are entering my room. What should I do? Suddenly, a Newbie appears. Newbie: Hi, i'M snic maste! Wht's 10 in Sonic 2? What's hidden palace! Genocide ciy? Wood zone? I'm the greatest, you suck! David TL: Hey, howabout you come in here? David TL then opens the door to his room, and the newbie steps through. Newbie: Thanks....ahhh! David TL then shuts the door. Newbie: Help me, help me! Nothing makes sense! The plotholes! Ahhh! Riochet: Hey, what's that noise? David TL: Nothing. Riochet: Are you sure? Newbie: Help! Im an newbie! Riochet: Oh, it's just a stupid newbie, not an intelligent, well cultured one. David TL and Riochet leave the corridors to the main meeting room on the main floor, to discuss who the mysterious person is. Sonique: I call this meeting to order! Shorty: We need to find out the mysterious identity of the mysterious person! SonKnuck, Mike Shaffer, and Edge, we recruit you to find out the identity of this person! Edge: Why us? Shorty: Because....um... Mike Shaffer: I don't think I want to. Shorty: Fine then. How about you, TLoB? TLoB: I don't... Shorty: Great! TLoB: Why don't you go? Or Ami? Shorty: And risk death in such an unkown place? Are you crazy? TLoB groans. Shorty: Fine, fine, I'll go. Just remember, if something happens, it's your fault. Riochet: Uh, guys? Shorty: What? Riochet: I don't think we need to go on a mission. Shorty: Why? Because he's right here. ?????: Yes, I am! Even though the readers know who I am, you don't! That is why I'm still ?????! Seph: But we're the readers! ?????: Argh! No matter, I shall reveal my identity. Sz: It's AJ! Munkee: I though you were dead! AJ: Yes, well, not for long! Just to let you know, there is a traitor in your midst! Simon Wai: Who? All except AJ&SW: Simon Wai!?! SW: Yes I'm...m...m...(explodes) AJ: No! The traitor just blew up! Anony one: Did you think you could fool us with one of your robots, AJ? AJ: Yes. Munkee: Well, you were wrong! AJ: That doesn't matter! Soon you will come face to face with your greatest challange yet! SonKnuck: And what's that? AJ: These three people! Shorty: *gasp* No, not you! It can't be! Who is it that Shorty's gasping at? Will every part end with gasping? Where is Zac? What of the plothole? Where have all the cowboy's gone? Stay tuned for part 3 of...Terror at EZboard! Terror at EZBoard Part 3: Gasp! It is you! Shorty Confronts his Unsecret Past! Last time, TPCG was busy doing things, and also trying to figure out who was attacking their secret base. However, the mysterious person appeared himself, and proved to be none other then AJ! But who are the people that Shorty is gasping at? Shorty: Gasp! It's you! But I thought.... Ami: Shorty...? Shorty: Oh...uhh.....nothing.... ?: Bwahahaha! I have returned, with the completly grown Twins! Apple! Cherry! Apple: ys? ?: Destroy them! Cherry: Um........hr arrrrr i? (Translation: Um...where are we?) ?: Fools! Our location is unimportant! Remember, we have been sent here by AJ to destroy The Perfect Chaos Gang! AJ: That's why I'm here. Because I know you'd foul up somehow. SonKnuck: Wait a minute...where is Andre? Samantha? Potato Man? Hougan? Cornilius? Etc, etc. AJ: Do you really think that I would tell them all of my secrets? The only four people who know the location of your secret base, besides myself, is us! Riochet: Well...ok. Lil: Why do I have this strange feeling that we're going head first into a battle? H.Mac: Maybe because of...this! Nothing happens. Lil: Yes...? H.Mac: I think SOMEONE has fallen asleep at the keyboard. Exscuse me. *OW* H.Mac: Let's try that again. Maybe because of...this! Apple and Cherry charge up an attack, known as the "doble fists of PIE!!!" and fire it at Shorty. Shorty: AAAHHH!!! Shorty, being who he is, runs around the room, screaming. Shorty: AAAHHH!!! HELP ME! I'M TOO GOOD LOOKING TO DIE!!! Ami: Shorty! ?: Haha! H.Mac: We've gotta do something! Riochet: But what? H.Mac: I thought you had an idea. Riochet: Nope. H.Mac: Oh. Well, I guess Shorty's on his own, then. Shorty: C'MON! Someone's gotta do something! Shorty then hops onto the ceiling, and runs around in circles on top. Edge: Wha...? How can he...? Seven: Don't question it, just accept it. Shorty: Help! I'm defying the laws of physics! AJ: Bwahahaha! ?: Um...AJ, this isn't funny. AJ: Oh, right. So, ? rushes up and grabs Shorty, and the two dissapear. Ami: Shorty! SonKnuck: Not another EZBoard glitch... AJ: No, you fool! He has been captured! Ami: Again? Meanwhile, at ?'s secret base/room/thingy... ?: Haha! Shorty: What is it this time? ?: Don't tell me you've forgotten so quickly? Shorty: What? Did I have an apointment with you? I knew I should have brought my day planer... ?: No, you fool! My identity! Shorty: Um...no. Why would I? ?: I thought that maybe you would forget about it. Shorty: No. I know who you are. ?: But the readers at home don't! Shorty: Who? ?: I must reveal my identity, so that the author can release a much better story about other things, where my identity is already known to the reader! Shorty: Who is "the reader," anyway? ?: Enough! I am your son. I am...Jorgen! Shorty: Yes, I know that. What do you want me to say? Jorgen: Um...nothing. Shorty: Ok. Jorgen: Now I shall...no! It's happening! Shorty: What? Jorgen: *gasp* The story's end- Gasp! Is it true? Shorty has a son? But how? Where? Well...you won't find out in this story. I'll leave that for something that I've actually spent time working on. And besides, we need to get back to the plot of this story (yes, there is a plot). What will AJ do with the knowladge he has? What will Apple and Cherry do? And what about the rest of the people who are doing things and stuff? Tune in next time for part 4 of Terror at EZBoard! Terror at EZBoard Part 4: Filler can be fun too! Last time: Shorty was abducted. Oh yeah, and we also found out that he has a son. But enough about that. It's time to get on with the story. Jorgen: Yes! I have returned! Shorty: But...you didn't go anywhere. Jorgen: I'm talking about the stroy, of course! Shorty: Oh. Well, watch out for that plothole. Jorgen: What plothole? A plothole then engulfs the two. Meanwhile, at TPCG... AJ: Bwaha! Edge: Enough with the diabolical laughter! Ami: Hey, Edge? Edge: Yeah? Ami: Remember how Apple and Cherry shot out that double fisted pie-thingy? Edge: Yeah? Edge: Remember how it didn't dissapate? Edge: Yeah? Ami: Remember how you need to dodge it right now? Edge: What? Ahh! Edge then ducks, allowing the attack that Apple and Cherry shot out to silently pass over him. Edge: Well, that was close. TLoB: Is it just me, or do things seem to be going...I don't know...slow? Munkee: Possibly, but if I were you, I'd move. TLoB: Why? Munkee: Because there's a plothole floating right above you, most likely poised to drop something on your head. TLoB: Yahh! So TLoB rushes off away from the plothole. From the plothole emerges Jorgen and Shorty. Ami: Shorty! Shorty: Hey there, luv. Got any asprin? AJ: Oh, enough! Come with me! We need to plan some more! Apple: ? AJ: Oh, enough! Suddenly, AJ, Apple, Cherry, and Jorgen dissapear. SonKnuck: Well, that was pointless. H.Mac: I have a feeling that whatever it is they're planning hasn't been executed, and that they've been messing with our head. Edge: So what is going to happen? H.Mac: I'm not sure... Edge: *gasp* H.Mac: What was that for? Edge: Hey, someone needed to say it. So, after this very pointless part, what is it AJ and the rest are planning (I'll let you in on a little secret: It's about the fall of TPCG. As if you didn't know)? Also, is the story ever going to get off the ground and actually do something? Or is it going to fail horribly? Stay tuned! Terror at EZBoard Part 5: The Tomato Launcher XL2 Last Time: