The Chaotix stuck in Sonic Hoaxes(Ficcy) Posted by by the funny man who gave you TPCG stuck in WYTS!! on August 01, 2000 at 02:43:09 Why the Chaotix???? Because THEY'RE COOL!!!!!!!!! And I thought of creating a little havoc for them.....hehehe.... ------------------------------------------------------------ On the Floating Island many inhabitents have been discovered since Knuckles has found his team..."The Chaotix" Echidnaopolis, his mom, his dad, his girl friend Julie-Su......But "The Chaotix" Have been left out of the fun on some of Knuckles latest adventures.....When TPCG got stuck in the WTYS, it started a chain reaction and started putting other places into sections of "The Shadow of Light" Site, today is we find out where the Hoaxes section went.... ------------------------------------------------------------ (Mighty is working out with his dumbells in his home atop Rocky Hill) Vector-Come on Mighty-man!! Stop it, im not a dumbell!! Mighty-I couldnt tell thee I.Q is exactlly the same! Vector-If you werent my friend, i'd kick your sorry butt into next tuesday! Mighty-Really????? Vector-Yeah.... (Mighty picks up Vector by the tail) Mighty-Are you sure you could kick my butt??? Vector-OKAY OKAY!!!!! HANDS OFF THE TAIL!!!!!!! (Mighty lets go of Vector's tail, Vector starts stroking it) Vector-I'll kick his butt for ya, Spiney. Mighty-You named your tail??? Vector-Well you keep a teddy bear!!! Mighty-KEEP MR.FUZ FUZ OUT OF THIS YOU MONSTER!!!!!! Vector-AND YOUR BUNNY RABBIT!!!!!! Mighty-KEEP MR.FUZZY BUNNY OUT OF THIS TOO!!!!! Vector-NO!!! Mighty-YES!!! Vector-NO!!!! We interupt this Fan-fic for a very important message... She sells, sea shells by the sea shore. And now back to our show. Mighty-YES!!!!! Vector-NO!!!!! Mighty-NO!!!! Vector-YES!!! Mighty-Okay, we'll leave my stuffed animals out of this. Vector-Wait a minute...what?? Mighty-You were arguing about leaving my stuffed animals out of this and you said "okay" we'll leave'em out. Vector-I said that?? Mighty-Yep... Vector-My head hurts now... (Meanwhile at the bottom of Rocky hill, Espio and Charmy are starting to climb up the hill) Espio-Mighty has got to install an escalater.. Charmy-Can stand a little mountain climbing?? Espio-You can fly dipwad of course if it was you doing this and i was flying you'd be saying the same things.... Charmy-Maybe..... (3 hours later....) Espio-Thank god....I reached the top... (Espio looks up and sees another mountain) Espio-DOH!!!!!!!! (Charmy flies by Espio) Charmy-Thats Mighty's house Espio... Espio-He re-decorated again!!! BLAST HIM!!!!! (Espio and Charmy knock on Migty's door...but no answer...they knock again and the door slowly creeps open) Espio-HEY MIGHTY!!!!! YOU HOME!!!!!!!?????? Charmy-I ALSO NEED TO USE YOUR POTTY!!!!!!!!! (Espio looks aroun when suddenly ice-bergs appear out o f nowhere and land in an ocean background) Espio-Where are we??? Charmy-I dont like the looks of this... (Suddenly Charmy turns into a cloud) Charmy-WAHHHH!!!!!! Espio-CHARMY!!?? WHERE ARE YOU??? Charmy-Im a cloud..... (Espio looks around and sees a Mario and Luigi sprites running towards him) Espio-ITS THOSE FAT BUTT-MUNCHES!!!!!!!! Charmy-TURN ON YOUR INVISO POWER SPACE GHOST!!!! Espio-WHAT??!!! Charmy-TURN INVISIBLE YOU DORK!!!!! (Espio closes his eye but turns blue) Espio-What the im all blue??? Mario-LOOK ITS A SONIC CHARACTER!!!!! Luigi-Lets a get him!!! Espio-STAND BACK FAT BOYS!!!!!!! (Espio jumps up in the air and tries to kick Mario and Luigi but suddenly turns into Megaman,slips on the ice, and misses Mario and Luigi) Espio-WAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! (Espio crashes into another Ice-berg) Charmy-THIS PLACE IS CHANGING AGAIN!!!!!! (Mario and Luigi dissapear....and some words appear over Charmy who is now a Sonic sprite.) Charmy-Im Sonic???? (Charmy stumbles around) Charmy-Why art me Drunk all of a sudden?? (Espio, who is now a Tails sprite, crashes into Charmy) Espio-The thingie sez were in a Rum Zone.... Charmy-I like it..... (Meanwhile Vector and Mighty are stuck on a Mortal Kombat selection screen) Mighty-Vector??? Where are you??? Vector-Im tweaking out dude!!!! someone put a blue box over me and now im looking at this blue cat.. (Mighty dissapears and Vector is now facing the blue cat which is Big) Big-FUR WILL FLY FROGGY!!!!!!! Vector-What??? (Big Punches Vector in the stomach and the words Big wins appear over head, the Background changes again and Mighty and Vector are now Earthworm Jim and Sonic Sprites) Vetor-Sonic what are you doing here??? Mighty-Im not Sonic, im Mighty! And your Earthworm Jim!!! Vector-Im Vector!!! Mighty-dude!!! Mighty-I just heard Espio...and Charmy??? Vector-He was supposed to hang with us today, remember?? Mighty-Oh yeah.....he was going to bring honey too...WAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! (Espio and Charmy drop on Mighty and Vector, the background goes black again) Mighty-This is to weird.... Charmy-I comeback for a day and already im in touble with you guys again!!!! Vector-It was meant to be Charmy. Espio-Heads up!!! (Missles start flying towards the Chaotix) Vector-They're going to burn Spiney!!! Espio-Who??? Mighty-Vector's tail... (Mighty and Espio split up with Charmy and Vector but drop into the Sonic 2 Death Egg zone where Mighty has a hammer and is an Amy sprite and Espio is a Silver Sonic sprite) Mighty-AHHH!!!!!!! IM A GIRL!!!!!! AND THIS BRA IS ITCHY!!!!! (Mighty starts scratching is chest wildly) Espio-Im Metal Sonic... Mighty-ITCHY ITCHY ITCHY ITCHY!!!!!!!! Espio-TAKE IT OFF THEN!!!!!!! Censor-EXCUSE ME!!!!! Espio-WHO ARE YOU??? Censor-Im the Network Censor and there will be no nudity in this fan-fic!!! Mighty-BUT TS ITCHY!!!!!!! Censor-Live with it.. (Mighty whacks the censor with the hammer then takes off the bra but a black box surrounds Mighty) Mighty-Hey this black box is surrounding me!!! Must break!!!!!!!!! (Mighty tries to break the black box but remembers hes an Amy sprite) Mighty-Espio get that hammer and whack this box!!! Espio-Need water....... Mighty-WHY????!!! Espio-IM THIRSTY YOU DOPE!!!!! (Meanwhile Vector and Charmy are looking at the hidden palace zone) Charmy-Is that the master Emerald?? Vector-I dont think so, it looks smaller... (Vector tries to grab the emerald but his hands go right through the emerald.) Vector-THIS WHOLE FRICKING PLACE IS TWEAKING OUT!!!!! Charmy-Dont get excited Vector!!! We'll find out who did this!! (Vector and Charmy are now going down the Virtual Bart water slide as themselves) Vector-DUDE!!!!!!!!! Get thuis fat tub-o-lard outta my way!!! Homer-Who you calling a fat tub-o-lard!!!! Vector-Charmy!!! where are you!!!?? (Charmy raises his hand out of Homer's shorts) Charmy-Help me.... (Vector bites Homers butt and grabs Charmy) Vector-You okay Charm-man?? Charmy-I could've done without that stink... (Meanwhile Espio and Mighty are an Eggbot and a Metal sonic sprite racing through the Wood Zone) Espio-You think there will be an end to this!!?? Mighty-I HOPE SO!!!! THAT BRA IS ON ME AGAIN!!!!!! (Suddenly all the Chaotix are back in Mighty's living room) Mighty-Whoa my head is spinning... Charmy-Oh my stinger... Espio-HEY!!! WHO ARE YOU TWO!!!!!???? (All the Chaotix turn their heads and look at Sonknuck and Sonique) Sonique-Sorry for any trouble this is our fault.. Mighty-HOW!!!!! Sonknuck-Well we wanted some jelly beans from our friend Riochet, we tackled him into our computer filled with Weird yet true screen shots Hoaxes and other things....we traced the hoaxes here and grabbed them all, were real sorry.. Vector-Sorry???!!! Charmy-SORRY DOESNT CUT IT!!!!!!! Mighty-AFTER THEM!!!!!!!!!! (The Chaotix start to chase Sonique and Sonknuck throwing the hoaxes they picked up while chasing them) The End!!