Author Subject Edge the Warrior Artie Beater-Upper posts: 151 (1/28/01 8:00:45 pm) Reply TPCG Duo Adventure's 1: H.Hog and Leo's Race!!! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- TPCG Duo Adventure’s 1: H.Hog and Leo’s Race!! On a scary night on January 23, 2001 in a spooky junkyard on the south end of town next to the graveyard and across from the old folks home, was a deserted monster truck with four evil flat tires and the green slime that was made from an eight year old, missing a headlight, and the interior had the stench of a 14 year old teenager!!!!!!!!!!!!! This truck was very spooky; except for the fact three year olds play in it during the daytime. But when night came… it layed in the dark junkyard… not moving… motionless… Meanwhile at Neo-TPCG HQ, everyone was doing their nightly activities, Shorty and Ami were of course making an excuse to make out. Lil and Riochet were battling on the Dreamcast. The newbies were learning the way of the TPCG and everyone else was on the Internet. H.Hog was looking on a news bulletin seeing what was happening in the Mobius world. H.Hog saw something about Monster Trucks. Carefully he clicked on the hyperlink text and read the news…. It read that tomorrow afternoon a monster truck race would be held… “Hey guys there’s going to be a Monster truck rally tomorrow afternoon.” H.Hog said looking over the times. “So???” Everyone said. “Well Edge and Anony created a Monster Truck 4 weeks before they died, we never got to test it.” H.Hog said. “Then enter already.” Crazy Mr. Leo said eating some crazy cheese. “I think I will!!!!” H.Hog shouted proudly running out of his chair and to Edge and Anony’s secret workshop of transportation and robots. H.Hog flipped on the light switch and went inside the workshop, many wonders were stored inside the workshop such as the rebuilding of the TPCG Mobile, the new concept for Edge’s Mechwarrior Mech, but H.Hog pulled off a tarp to reveal a large Monster Truck, it shined in the workshop’s lights. The Truck was called Perfect Chaos it was bright blue with different colored blue flames, the tail pipes stuck out from the behind and two large Jet Engines were placed on each side of the blue car. With 900 horsepower and an engine which could scare the pee out of ya!!!!! Surely a masterpiece of automobile history, H.Hog jumped up to the car’s door and got in. The fuzzy red dice dangled from the rear-view mirror. “Perfect and now for the driver….” H.Hog jumped down and raced back into the main living room of Neo-TPCG HQ. “ Crazy Mr. Leo, your going to drive Perfect Chaos. “That’s crazy!!!!!!” Crazy Mr. Leo said. “Yes it is but you and I haven’t starred in a fan-fic yet so now is your chance!!!!” H.Hog smiled. Crazy Mr. Leo got up from his newbie yoga and shook H.Hog’s hand. “I’ll do it.” So it was settled, Crazy Mr. Leo would finally get a starring role in a fan-fic and Perfect chaos would ride in the race tomorrow. Meanwhile at the junkyard on the south side of town, across from the old folks home and next to the graveyard, the deserted Monster truck suddenly came to life!!!! The tires bursted with air!!! The Pale paint on the car brightened to a bright red!!!!! Two red horns emerged from the side’s of the headlights!!!! The front rims formed into an evil grin!!! And the back grew red tailpipes!!!! It is… THE MONSTER TRUCK FROM HECK!!!!!! January 24 2001 in the afternoon everyone was at the beginning raceway for the Monster Truck rally. 9 Trucks lined up at the starting line with their mechanics, navigators, and fans cheering for them. “Welcome everyone my name is Too good. For you and this is the channel 9 news, today is the big Monster Truck race for the popular Monster Trophy. As you can see some tough trucks have come for this spectacular event, lets go to one of the contestants….” Too good said walking over to Crazy Mr. Leo. “What’s your name and the name of your truck and your partners???” “My name is Crazy Mr. Leo and these are my partner’s Sparky the navigator and H.Hog our mechanic. We call our truck Perfect Chaos.” “Do you think you’ll win???” Sparky jumped up into the air with his little blue backwards worn baseball cap flying as he grabbed the Microphone. “Of course were going to win we are from TPCG!!!!” “Who??” Too good said as H.Hog, Leo, and Sparky fell down in that anime type way. “Drivers and their partners… to your trucks!!!” An announcer said. Leo climbed into the driver’s seat and put on his seatbelt while Sparky and H.Hog struggles on the passenger’s door. “I CALLED SHOTGUN ANONY!!!!!!!!!!!!” Sparky yelled. “YOU CANT EVEN SEE OVER THE DASHBOARD!!!!!” H.Hog yelled back. “THAT’S WHY THE BOOKS ARE THERE!!!!!!” Sparky yelled getting in through the window. H.Hog grumply went in the back. “Its more roomy back here anyway.” Meanwhile in heaven… “So your friend’s Edge?” King Kai said watching the channel 9 news. “Yup and they are going to win!!!!” Edge proudly said. “Hope so especially against that truck.” King Kai said pointing to the Monster Truck from Heck!! Meanwhile back at the starting point… “It seems a new truck has entered… the truck is called HECK-RAISER!!!!!!” The announcer announced. “He doesn’t scare me.” Leo said putting his helmet shade down while H.Hog and Sparky were in the corner of the back seat hugging each other and being pale. “GET OFF ME YOU YELLOW RAT!!!!” H.Hog said pushing Sparky back to his spot on the front seat. “Well your no better you orange freak of nature!!!!” Sparky yelled back to H.Hog. “Start your engines!!!!!” The announcer announced through the loudspeakers again. “Ready guys???” Mr. Crazy Leo said putting the key in the ignition. “Ready!!” Both Sparky and H.Hog said putting on their seatbelts. “GO!!!!!!!!!!!” The announcer roared. The ten truck’s engines roared as the racers slammed on their gas pedals, but the HECK-RAISER didn’t move its engine wasn’t even on. Racer number 1 was ahead of Perfect Chaos making dirt and rocks bump on the finishing paint job. “Missles ready!!!!!” Sparky smirked pushing a button. Two missles came out from the back of the car and flew straight for Racer 1, the missles hit the big tires of the car and made it spin and crash into a small pond as the Perfect Chaos raced ahead. “Was that a dirty trick guys???” Crazy Mr. Leo asked. “No weapons and other car technique’s are allowed its in the rules!!” H.Hog said showing Crazy Mr. Leo a rulebook. Racer 2 was next ahead of Perfect Chaos, Racer 2’s back opened up revealing A large assortment of missle Launchers. Sparky, Crazy Mr. Leo and H.Hog’s eyes were all pencil point looking at the missles. “Ummmm do we have anything to stop those???” Mr. Crazy Leo asked. “No…” H.Hog asked ducking. “I’ll stop em!!!!” Sparky then faded and reappeared on the hood of the Perfect Chaos. Then the missles flew out from the back of the car there was about 6, Sparky jumped from the hood then faded. He reappeared in front of one missle and shocked it. Then he faded and reappeared in front of another and kicked it into another one, then he faded and reappeard in front of another one and did the same thing then his little ears went golden and his eyes greenish-bluish then he charged towards the last missle his golden aura huge. He rammed the missle making it explode then he rammed Racer 2 and made it explode as well. Crazy Mr. Leo pushed a button and made the Perfect Chaos Jump over the two explosions. Then Sparky faded and reappeared in his seat. “You know…. That was kind of cool.” Crazy Mr. Leo said from the back. “Even so it happens all the time… Leo turn right at the fork in the road and we’ll go through a short cut.” Sparky said picking up his map. “Fork in the road.” H.Hog said turning right. “There was a fork in the road… I’m not even asking…” H.Hog said slumping back into his seat. “ Nevermind that!!! The other racers are all ahead of us and we have to win for the moola!!!” Sparky said. Meanwhile at the start the HECK-RAISER!!! Suddenly faded then reappeared in front of Perfect Chaos going at their speed. Sparky looked at the car with panic. “Guys that Heck-Raiser thing is right beside us!!!” Sparky yelled. “Well do something Leo!!!!!!!!” H.Hog yelled from the back. “Im on it!!!!! Literally…..” Crazy Mr. Leo said. The Perfect Chaos was on the HECK-RAISER!!!!! The HECK-RAISER raced through the dirt road crushing and destroying the other racers until it was just it and Perfect Chaos. “That was pretty smart Leo.” Sparky said poking his head out the window. “But now what do we do???” “Leave it to me.” Crazy Mr. Leo said pushing a button. “After all I read the manual last night. Perfect Chaos’ bottom suddenly emerged with flames, HECK-RAISER stopped which made Perfect Chaos fall off the top of the HECK-RAISER to drive again ahead of it. However HECK-RAISER’s face was angry… it grew… into an immense caterpillar like Monster Truck with each of the bodies having two wheels, all of the bodies also had jet engines attached to the wheels so that HECK-RAISER would fly except it wasn’t HECK-RAISER anymore it was….. ULTRA HECK-RAISER DRAGON!!!!!!!! “W-w-what is that???” Crazy Mr. Leo asked looking in his rear view mirror. “Our deaths…” Sparky whimpered. “Bullcrap!!!!!!” H.Hog yelled. “IM NOT GOING TO DIE ON MY FIRST STARRING ROLE IN A FIC!!!! THAT THINGS GOING DOWN!!!!! LEO YOU KEEP DRIVING AND ME AND THE RAT WILL HANDLE THAT MONSTER!!!!” “My name is Sparky!!” Sparky growled. H.Hog grabbed Sparky then faded with him to the back of Perfect Chaos. “Alright now lets fire some Ki blasts at the frickin thing!!!” H.Hog said lashing out both his hands. Both Sparky and H.Hog cupped their hands and started to fire multiple Ki blasts at ULTRA HECK-RAISER DRAGON but it only made it madder it started to fire huge cannon balls at Perfect Chaos. H.Hog fired a ki ball for every cannon ball that came. Sparky had a worried look when he saw a sign. “The finish line is 20 miles away!!!! And we cant hold out against that car for much longer!!” Sparky said pointing to the passing sign. “Not only that the were going through rugged rash way.” H.Hog said looking backwards. “Fear me mortals……. I am the Monster Truck from Heck…….” The truck said with his front rims as a mouth. “Did that thing just talk??” Sparky said looking at it dumbfounded. “It just spoke………..” H.Hog said powering up. “Don’t use your lava attacks.” Sparky flatly said. “Why!?!?!?!? They’re my best!!!” H.Hog yelled. “If this is a monster truck from heck it will absorb the fire.” Sparky said pointing to the obvious flames. “Then how bout I stop time and you go kill it or something……” H.Hog suggested. “If its from heck it will just continue in your time continue thingie.” Sparky said looking around. “Then what do we do????” Sparky’s ears turned gold, and his eyes turned green. “Its what I will do or will die trying to do.” Sparky flew off from the back of the car then went ahead of both the cars to the finish line where everyone was watching including TPCG. “Whats Sparky doing???” Lil asked holding Missy close to her. “I don’t know but the little guy Is powered up for something.” Seven said. The crowd was silent as Sparky floated there with only the sound of his golden aura going. Then Perfect chaos and ULTRA HECK-RAISER DRAGON appeared making the crowd gasp the two cars were side by side driving towards the finish line. H.Hog was on the back looking ahead hoping Sparky knew what he was doing. “Hes going to stop that truck!!!” Kefka yelled from Ami’s lap. “PIKA…………..CHU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” Sparky screamed sending bolts of lightning the size of redwood trees in front of ULTRA HECK-RAISER DRAGON!!!!!!! The Car exploded running into the lightning and The monster truck from heck died…. And Perfect Chaos zoomed through winning the truck race. Sparky landed by Perfect Chaos and wiped some blood off of his lips. H.Hog jumped down as Crazy Mr. Leo jumped out too. “WE WON!!!!!” H.Hog cheered. “We did win!!!!!” Leo smiled giving a thumbs up. Reporters of all kind were around the three who stopped the evil truck from heck and won a race at the same time. Then A beautiful vixen came out in a bikini and gave H.Hog the trophy then kissed H.Hog on the cheek and did the same to H.Hog then she gave Sparky a kiss on the forehead. “Congratulations!!!!” The Vixen cheered. After the victory party was held everyone was back at Neo-TPCG HQ talking about today’s events. “Sonique would be proud of you guys!!!!” Lil smiled petting Missy’s head. “You guys kicked the demonic truck’s butt!!!!” Riochet said sitting on Yerher’s head. “So is this the kind of action we can expect???” H.Hog smiled. “Yup always…” Shorty smiled. Everyone then looked at Seven who left the room, H.Hog chased after her. “Hey Seven wait up!!!!!” H.Hog shouted. “Whats wrong???” “Nothing H.Hog ,I just….. I need to be alone….” Seven said walking out of the base leaving H.Hog watching. Then Sonknuck came behind H.Hog. “Its alright she just misses Edge.” Sonknuck said looking at Seven walk away. “Edge was pretty special to her huh???” H.Hog asked Sonknuck. “More then you will know my friend.” Sonknuck said walking back inside the base. The End. Well I hope Leo and H.Hog likes this fic its for them, in fact I plan to make this into a series!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Not of H,Hog and Leo but of everyone!!! Everyone this fic will be called the duo fics it is when two members of TPCG get together for a cool adventure type thing, some may have parts some may just be one story such as this hmmm I suppose after my next fic… I’ll do………. Alright then the next in this new series is…. TPCG Duo adventure’s 2: Shorty and Ami's battle!! Enjoy peoples and leave comments for this ficcy!!