Edge TPCG Vacation!!!! Part 5-The Battle of Sonics. last time-was the arcade of doom!!!! Ami had use her bikini look to her advantage and tricked Edge into having lunch with her, of course Shorty was watching and dragged Munkee along to keep on eye on his sweet treasure. (Authors note-Awwwwwwwwww) ------------------------------------------------------------ Shorty was holding on to Munkee's arm as he dragged them to the Mcdonalds Ami and Edge went to. Shorty was dumbfounded. "That cheap butt-munch!!! Ami deserves much better!!!!!" Munkee smiled and asked. "Such as??" Shorty blushed and walked slowly to the Mcdonalds. "Burger King at the most." Meanwhile inside the Mcdonalds Ami and Edge were having a lovely conversation, of course as loyal as a puppy...Shorty was watching the whole thing!!! "We'll watch them from day to dusk and see what Ami has cooked up!!" Said Shorty with pride. Munkee sighed and pointed to his watch. "The thing we came here for starts in 2 hours!! By then she'll get caught so dont worry about it." Munkee said grumpily. "But my echidna frie-" Shorty was interupted by a familliar red-echidna. "Excuse me, but why are you in the trash??" Said the echidna. "Knuckles!!!! Hey buddy whats up?" Knuckles sighed. "Hello Shorty stalking Ami again??" Munkee laughed out loud and everyone turned their faces to Kuckles and started laughing. Ami and Edge looked over at the garbage to see what was happening, Edge got up from the table. "I'll go see whats going on." Edge walked over to Knuckles and looked in the garbage to see the 2 pairs of familiar eyes. "Guys?? what are you doing in there???" Shorty wispered back a reply. "We were spying on you and Ami!!!!" Edge's pupils went pencil point. "Th-thats Ami!!!" Munkee nodded his head. "Shes using you to get back at Shorty for switching her Cyber suit with a bikini and she wanted to make Shorty jealous by eating lunch with you." Edge smiled. "Well lets us 3 teach "her" a lesson." All three furries smiled as Knuckles just stood there with a blank look." Edge walked back over to Ami. "So.....um im sorry whats your name again??" Ami replied. "My name is Sally." Edge almost burst out with laughter but held it together. "Well would you like to come back to my place??" Ami nodded. "Okay" Meanwhile in the garbage pale. "Munkee, Edge is a life saver!!" Munkee looked puzzled. "Why?" Shorty slapped his face. "Because hes going to put all the moves on her with Ami unsuspecting that." Munkee even looked more puzzled. "And this is okay??" Shorty chuckled. "Of course Ami would never go that far maybe a peck on the cheek but i know her better then anyone." Munkee sighed. "Whatever." Just then a buff worker came to the garbage and saw Munkee and Shorty. Camera:Outside Mcdonalds where Shorty and Munkee are kicked out the door and landing on their heads.) "Ouch." Shorty said spitting a tooth out. "Double ouch." Said Munkee. Meanwhile Ami is walking with Edge when she finally cracks and spills the beans. "Edge im sorry for spilling those refried beans all over you....and.....cracking that mirror. Edge mumbled. "Okay let me be truthful, me and Shorty have been planning this for a long time...Ami." Ami looked down and mumbled. "How did you know?" Edge laughed and gave her a hug. "Im one of your friends, you dont think i'd know that cool face?" Ami smiled and gave Edge a hug back. "Wont go the limits he says..." Mocked Munkee. Shorty smiled and got out of the bushes with a box. Ami just looked at Shorty then back at Edge. "Ami my dear, here is your new PicoPico Cannon X4 Which can do 3 dazzling blasts "The PicoPico Cannon Blast" "The Pico berrage" and "The PicoPico Discs" Edge needed your sui to fit the cannon on." Munkee and Ami both looked confused, "But Shorty what was with all this sneaking around?" Munkee asked. "You wer ethe only person i could trust to get the suit ansd bring it back to Edge but since Edge already came here we thought we'd play a trick on Ami then present her with the cannon." Ami smiled and kissed Shorty on the cheek. "Its cool Shorty!!!" Edge looked dumbfounded as the couple walked away." Munkee looked at Edge. "Whats with you?" Edge growled. "I DESIGNED THAT CANNON AND HE GETS A KISS!!!!!!" Munkee started laughing hystericlly. "Oh well!!! Come on the Sonic battle should be begining!!!!" Everyone from TPCG and all te cartoons gathered for the battle between 5 Sonics, Zonic walked upside down to the podium. Zonic:Ladies and Gentlemen, boys and girls!! I have brought for your pleasure 5 diffrent Sonic the Hedgehogs for a friendlyy tournement to see whos the best Sonic! Entry number one is the Sonic the hedgehog of bad animation and horrible plot and storyline!! You guessed it..its AOSTH Sonic. *The Audience boos and hisses* Zonic:Entry 2 lives in the village of Knothole and is friends with The Freedom fighters.... SATAM Sonic!!!! *The Audience Cheers as the camera zooms in on TPCG* Riochet:*pulls the string on his Sonic Plushie* Sonic Plushie:Butthead!!!!! *Riochet crys as Edge eats the plushie* Edge:High in fiber low on fat!!! Hey I betch'ya didnt know that!!! TLoB:SHUD-AP!!! Their announcing the 3rd one!!! Zonic:For the third entry his latest adventure took him to fight against Perfect Chaos...its SEGA-SONIC!!!! *Auidience cheers* Zonic:For the forth he is a mix of Archie/Sega/SatAM he is ARCHIE-SONIC!!!! *A person pats on Zonics back* Zonic:Ladies and gentlemen one of the Sonics has backed down he was the SU Sonic, boy we know hes not a true Sonic!!! *Audience boos and hisses* Zonic:Okay then, on to round one!! SatAM vs. AoSTH!!!! ------------------------------------------------------------ Ao-Sonic=AoSTH A-Sonic=Archie S-Sonic=Sega Sat-Sonic=SatAM Ao-Sonic:Your going down!!!! Sat-Sonic:HAHAHA!!!! I've got a power ring!!!! *Camera shows Sat-Sonic slicing right through Ao-Sonic* *Audience cheers loudly* Zonic:AND THE CROUD GOES WILD AS SAT-SONIC DEFEATS AO-SONIC ON THE WORD GO!!! *Lil Hedgehog is eating popcorn* Lil hegdehog:I still dont know why they didnt put more butter... Mecha Tails:Probably because its all around your seat and cloths. Lil hedgehog:NAH!!! Sz:GO SatAM!!!! YEAH!!! Sonknuck:COME ON SATAM!!! I'VE GOT 20 BUCKS ON YOU!!! All of TPCG:Huh??!! Sonknuck:I made a deal with those 3 Knuckles. *Camera zips to the 3 Knuckles yelling and screaming* Zonic:The Next battle is A-Sonic and S-Sonic they would like to race instead of battle. Edge:Thats kinda cool.*sips on soda* Mike:*wakes up*Huh?? is it over?! Sonique:shhhh its starting. Zonic:I have placed power rings and Chaos Emeralds on the course for added fun, this is a 10,000 lap race around the staduim which is at least 1/2 mile long. On your marks! Get set...GO!!!!!!!! Both Sonics reved up and speeded hurrily along the course grabbing power rings and emeralds and also punching each other in the process. Suddenly both sonics started running in the air still punching and hitting each other but with a yellow glow 14 emeralds and 100 rings they were both holduing do that they both became Super Sonics. *Audience madly cheers* Zonic:UNBELIEVEABLE THE TWO SONICS HAVE BOTH TURNED INTO SUPER SONICS!!!!!!! *The music for super sonic from Sonic Adventure wa splaying loudly now.* Super S-Sonic:I'll DEFEAT YOU!!!!!!!!!! Super A-Sonic:NEVER!!!!!!! The two yellow Sonics passed by SatAM Sonic. Sat-Sonic:I CAN DO THAT???!!! Roter:Nope but they can. Tails:COOL!!!! *Audience cheers aloud for both Sonics who are still side by side.* Zonic:Lap 700 and still side by side!!! Both pairs of red eyes gazed at each other when they were battling. Super S-Sonic saw a giant emerald and grabbed it it changed him into hyper Sonic which was last seen in Sonic the Hedgehog 3 with Knuckles. Super A-Sonic:TO CAN PLAY AT THAT GAME!!!!!!! Super A-Sonic grabbed as many rings and emeralds as he could then transformed into Ultra Sonic which had a very deep voice. Hyper Sonic:Impossible!!!!!! Ultra Sonic:You bet!!!!!! Zonic:THIS IS ONE INSANE MATCH THERES SONIC BOOMS, THE GROUND IS SHAKING AND THE TWO SONICS ARE STILL SIDE BY SIDE!!!!!!!!! Lap 2900!!!!!!!!! Edge:*Yelling*THIS IS SO COOL!!!!!!!!! Sonique:YEAH!!!!!!! Mike:ZzZzZzZzZz....... Lil Hedgehog:Go SEGASONIC!!!!!!! SatSonic looked pissed. Sat-Sonic:Im going in. Sally:Sonic you'll be killed by those two!! Sat-Sonic:Sally...im doing this for you...*jumps downand starts grabbing rings and emeralds. Roter:GO SONIC!!!!! Zonic:THIS IS UNBELIEVEABLE!!!!!!! SAT-SONIC HAS NOW JOINED THE RACE AND BY THE JUDGES HES ALRIGHT AND HAS A CHANCE TO WIN AS WELL!!!!!!!!! Sat-Sonic turned orange and with a blue cape. Sat-Sonic:I AM TURBO SONIC!!!!!!!!! Archie-Tails:WHAT THE??!!! Zonic:LADIES AND GENTLEMEN SAT-SONIC HAS PROCLAIMED HIMSELF AS TURBO-SONIC AND IS NOW SIDE BY SIDE WITH THE TOW SONICS!!!!!!!!!! LAP 5000!!! Mecha Tails:THIS IS GREAT!!! Mike:ZzZzZzZzZzZz.... 5 minutes later.... Zonic:THIS IS THE LAST 1000 laps!!!!!!!!! AND ALL 3 SONICS ARE STILL SIDE BY SIDE PUNCHING AND KICKING!!!! Edge:Come on SATAM!!!!!!! Sonknuck:GO GO GO!!!!!!!!!!!! Zonic:Last 500!!!!! Ami:GO!!!! Shorty:YEAH SATAM!!!!!! Zonic:Its going to be a photo-finish!!! All 3 Sonics:ARRRGHHHHH!!!!!!!! BOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!!!!!!! Zonic:Folks in three minutes we will tell you who the best Sonic is!!!!! Sat-Sally:OH SONIC!!!!*Hugs him and kisses him* You were great!!! Sat-Sonic:*dizzy*No more for me thanks, im driving! A-Sally:Sonic are you okay??*hugs him* A-Sonic:*Kisses her*I am now. A-Sally:*blushes* S-Sonic:How did I do guys?? Amy:THAT WAS GREAT!!! Tails:You kicked Ass!! Knuckles:Great job Sonic. Big:You did great!! didnt he Froggy!! Froggy:*Ribbit* Zonic ladies and gentlemen we have an announcement due to the power of all three sonics all three sonics WON!!!!!! *Audience cheers loudly* Zonic:*Gives three gold medals to the Sonics* You have done well and recive these medals and a trip to anywhere you want!!! ------------------------------------------------------------ 3 hours later everyone is packed up and ready to go. Edge:Ahh so I only stayed for a day oh well! Sonique:Its okay Edge. Sonknuck:*Stroking forty dollars*a tie is good they gave everyone who beted double their money!! Lil Hedgehog:I liked Hawaii!! Mecha Tails:Me too!!!!! Riochet:Me three!!! Mike:I missed the whole thing!!!! TLoB:Ahhh shut up you slept through it even through a Sonic boom!!!! how??!!?! Mike:I was tired. Sz:Hey guys check out TPCG's couple!*points at Ami and Shorty who are watching the sunset.* Ami:Will we come back alone some time?? Shorty:You can count on it!! *Both embrace each other and kiss* Edge:Awwwwww...sorta gets you right here.*pats his stomach* All:Yep lets eat!!! The End!!! Epilouge..... Tonic:Well this is a fine mess!!*Cleaning up stadium with brush* Jolt:Lets sneak into these costumes he says!!! Now were aressted because we sexually harrased to aliens!!! J:Hey get back to work!!!*shoots the noisy cricket at him* Jolt:Alright already!!!! The End for good!!! Next Fic...Sonknuck's Computer Bytz!! Comments please!!!