Edge:*Snoring* 
Camera:shows Riochet tip toeing to Edge, then he goes close cups his mouth and... 
Riochet:EDGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Edge:AHHH!!!!!*Falls out of Bed in his underpants*Who, what where? wheres my date?*Looks at Riochet*Oh, its you..
Riochet:WHEN ARE WE STARTING????!!!
Edge:*Looks at clock*Its 2:00 in the morning..
Riochet:I KNOW!!!!!!!!!
Edge:We start in 8 hours.
Riochet:OKAY!!!!!! 
2 min. later.... 
Riochet:EDGE!!!!!!!!!!
Edge:What!!??? who...oh, its you again..
Riochet:HAS IT BEEEN 8 HOURS?!
Edge:Its been 2 min.
Riochet:OKAY LATER!!!!!!!! 
7 hours and 58 min later. 
Edge:Okay, now Soniques letting me lend you the Tpcg mobile s that I can teach you how to drive.
Riochet:YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Edge:*Raises an eyebrow*What did you have for breakfast?
Riochet:COFEE!!!!!!!!!!!!! FROSTED FLAKES WITH SUGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AND 2 BOXES OF POP TARTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Edge:We can do this later...
Riochet:NO,NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Edge:Okay, first we put on the seatbelt.
Riochet:*Puts seatbelt on head*READY!!!!!!!!
Edge:*Adjusts the seatbelt*Now we adjust the mirror.
Riochet:*Holds the mirror and it breaks*READY!!!!!!!!!!!
Edge:Then we put the key inside the starter.
Riochet:*Jams his house key in the starter*READY!!!!!!!!!
Edge:Now turn.
Riochet:*Runs it and it breaks as the moter starts*READY!!!!!!!!
Edge:Now gently put your foot on the pedal.
Riochet:*Floors the Pedal* 
Camera:shows The TPCG mobile going off fast to the freeway. 
Edge:SLOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!
Riochet:AM I DOING GOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Edge:YOU RAN OVER 2 KINDERGARDNERS AND SCOOBY DOO!!!!!!!!
Riochet:I HATED THAT DOG ANYWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
Camera:Shows the Tpcg mobile going on the freeway. 
Edge:LISTEN, YOUR NOT READY FOR THE FREEWAY!!!!!!!!!!!
Riochet:I CAN GO FASTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
Camera:shows A cop going after Edge and Riochet. 
Riochet:WHATS THAT????!!!!
Edge:ITS A COP!!!!!!!!! PULLL OVER!!!!
Riochet:OH HES NICE, HE WONT STOP US!!!!!!
Edge:WAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Riochet:WHAT DOES THIS BUTTON DO??????? 
Camera:shows Boosters coming out of the side of the mobile. 
Edge:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Riochet:LOOK!!!!!!! LAS VEGAS NEXT EXIT!!!!!!!!!!!
Edge:DONT YOU DARE!!!!!! YOUR UNDER AGED!!!!!!!!!
Riochet:WHEEEEE!!!!!!!!!! 
Camera:Shows The TPcg mobile going through a casino. 
Gamberler:Everything on red 6
Clerk:Okay.. 
Camera:Shows the ball goiong to red six. 
Gamberler:YES!!!!!!!!!!!! 
Camera:shows Riochet running over the board. 
Clerk:You lose.
Gamberler:NO!!!!!! 
2 hours later their in Washington D.C. 
Edge:THOSE STUIPID BOOSTERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Riochet:THE WHITE HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!
Edge:YOU WOULDNT DARE!!!!!!!!! 
Camera:shows Riochet crashing through the White house. 
Bill Clinton:So you know Monica im always availa- 
Camera:shows Riochet running over Bill Clinton. 
Monica:NO!!!!!!!!
Hillary Clinton:HOW DARE HE BE HERE WITH YOU!!!!!! 
Monica:We always do this. 
2 hours later Edge and Riochet are driving up the Ifel Tower. 
Edge:WAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Riochet:STUPID ROAD!!!!!!!!!! 
3 hours later ?Edge and Riochet are heading towards Tpcg HQ. 
Edge:YOUR GONNA CRASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Riochet:IM JUST PARKING!!!!!!!!!! 
Camera:shows Riochet Crashing through to Shorty's room where they stop. 

Edge:Ohh my head.
Shorty:*Hiding the porn on his tv*GUYS WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE????????!!!!!!!!
Riochet:*Snoring*
Edge:HES SLEEPING!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shorty:What happend??
Edge:Just giving Riochet a Driver's Ed-ge course.*sighs* 
The End.