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Edge the fox 86  
Regular and Love
Machine :-)
(8/30/00 10:33:37 pm)
 Edge's secret..(Fan-fic)
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This fic shows one of my secrets that even my parents and adopted parents dont know.......
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It is 5:00 am in the morning and Shorty and Riochet are playing Power stone two.

"I WIN!! I WIN!!! I WIN!! I WIN!!!" Riochet yelled jumping up and down.

"Yeah so...." Shorty said picking up the broken controller he threw.

"We better go to Edge's room and get a new controller." Riochet said turning off his Dreamcast.

Shorty and Riochet went into Edge's room and looked in Edge's chest of controllers.

"Right I got the Controller!!" Riochet said grabbing a red controller.

"Whats this???" Shorty said picking up a Ziploc bag.

"What is that????" Ricohet said grabbing the bag from Shorty.

"Looks like.... drugs????!!!" Shorty said looking at the bag closer.

"NO IT CANT BE THAT!!! EDGE WOULD NEVER DO THAT STUFF!!! Would he?????" Riochet said putting the bag in his pocket.

"Theres lots of things we dont know about everyone Riochet, we better go get Sonique!!!" Shorty said running towards Sonique's room.

"NEWSFLASH!!!!! Sonique went away for awhile to calm down and get her head straight. "Riochet said grabbing Shorty.

"Thats right... We'll discussit with everyone when Edge gets back tomarrow." Shorty said.

So.....the next day as Edge just got in to the living room..... everyone stared at him with a cold look.

Seven went up to him and slapped him in the face. " How could you take that stuff???"

"WHAT I DO!!!!???" Edge said scrambling up.

Shorty waved the bag in the air. "Whats this???" Shorty said.

"Th-that its nothing its just..." 

"Drugs???" Ami finished for him.

"No its..."

"Dope?? crack??" H.Mac said.

"You said what Sonique done was bad, this is worse." Shorty said throwing the bag at Edge.

"YOU IDIOTS!!!!!!!!" Edge yelled grabbing Shorty. "THIS ISNT A DRUG ITS OREGENO!!!!!!" Edge said letting him smell the Oregeno.

"Oregeno???" Shorty said blushing.

"YES!!! YOU KNOW... THE STUFF YOU USE TO COOK WITH!!!!!"

Everyone was shocked. "EDGE CAN COOK!!!????"

"Yes I just never told anyone...."

Shorty blushed..." Well then now that we know can you cook us something for dinner..."

"Sure..."

So Edge cooked some Spaghetti for everyone.

THE END!!!

Didnt see that coming did you???? HAHAHAHAHA!!!! Well anyways I am an exellent cook You should see me do wonders with food!!!