H Mac the Arm TPCG Forumer (8/20/00 12:58:44 am) Reply My fisrt fanfic in a LOOONG time... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Justice is Served! Chapter 1: The Return of DHM... One day at the ruins of the old TPCG Headquarters, we see two people in suits, looking for something... Person 1(girl): Tell me, why are we doing this again? Person 2(boy):Because we are looking for The Perfect Chaos Gang! They probably are hiding here somewhere. Girl: Well, this place is well deserted... Boy: Keep looking! We gotta find all of them! They can't get away for using their powers! Girl: For what? Boy: For saving the world! Girl: Why-- Boy: Because it's not appropiate! Girl: er... Boy: Oh, I'll explain later! Meanwhile at the new, TPCG Headquarters, we see H. Mac eating some soup, but then realizes that the soup is way too hot so... H. Mac: Eh. H. Mac leaves the soup in the freezer for a while. All of a sudden, a ghost-like armadillo that looks like H. Mac only transparent appeared behind H. Mac. Spirit: H. Mac... (H. Mac doesn't hear him...) Spirit: H. Mac... (Still, H. Mac doesn't hear him...) Spirit(LOUDLY): H. FOOL!!! H. Mac(turns around): For the last time, Shorty, I never had any se--(realizes that Shorty isn't behind him) Spirit: Wha? H. Mac: Nothing. (looks for a minute) Hey, you're... Spirit: Dark Hyper Mac. H. Mac: Dark Hyper Mac! Dark Hyper Mac: I said that. H. Mac: Oh yeah. What are you doing here? Dark Hyper Mac: Hmm... (thinks for a minute) I forgot. Oh well. See ya. (Disappears) H. Mac: That was pointless. H. Mac walks outside to see that Shorty, TLoB, Munkee, and Riochet were flirting with some girls. Shorty: Are you tired? Girl: No... Shorty(with a cool voice): You should be because you've been running through my mind all day, baby! Girl scoffs) Is that the best you can do? Shorty: Uhh... (thinks for a minute) Oh yeah! You so skinny, I can knock you on your door! The girl slaps Shorty and leaves. Munkee: Thanks a lot Shorty! Shorty: What'd I say? Dark Hyper Mac then reappears again, this time in front of Shorty. Shorty: AAAAHHH!! GHOST!!! (Runs in the street) DHM: Huh? Oh! (floats over to H. Mac) I remember what I needed to tell you! H. Mac: What? DHM: Look for the Star Emeralds! H. Mac: The Star Emeralds? What are they? DHM: Uhh... I have no clue. H. Mac: What do you mean you have no clue? DHM: Hey, I'm new at this wisdom stuff! (disappears) Munkee: Who was that? H. Mac: Oh DHM? He's just my dark twin. TloB: So he's evil then? H. Mac: No... Munkee: A bully? H. Mac: No... Riochet: That short dude from that show starring those boobs? H. Mac: NO!! Munkee: Then what is he then? H. Mac: A twin! Munkee: What kind of twin? H. Mac: I don't know! TloB: How could you not know what kind of twin you have? It could be an evil twin, a Player twin, a lost twin, a strange twin...( TloB goes on about twins...) H. Mac: (sigh) Meanwhile back at the old TPCG headquarters, the boy and girl in suits are still looking for the Perfect Chaos Gang... Boy: ...and so that is why girls are different from boys! Girl: First of all, I already knew that! Second of all, you didn't answer my original question! Boy: What was your original question? Girl: Forget it. Meanwhile, somewhere in a space capsule in space... ???: I will get my revenge on H. Mac and The Sonic Pandemonium Gang! Just you wait, they won't be able to stand a chance against the new and improved me, right y'all? ???: Yes!! Just who are the people at the old TPCG HQ? Who are the people in space? What are the Star emeralds? Where is everybody else besides Munkee, Riochet, TloB, and Shorty? What ever happened to Cynthia? Is this a good fic? Is it? IS IT!?!?!?!? Author Subject H Mac the Arm Regular (8/21/00 11:24:26 pm) Justice is served Ch. 2 [Fanfic] -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ch. 2: Old Foes Return! Meanwhile, back at the TPCG HQ in Hyperopolis, H. Mac was trying to download something of the web... H. Mac(cursing) : ARGH! DAMN YOU! CAN'T YOU DOWNLOAD SOMETHING WITHOUT CRASHING!?!?!?!?!? H. Mac presses one button on the keyboard and one minute later the computer explodes. SonKnuck(walking in) : What the--AAH! (gets hit by a flying monitor) Night, mommy (becomes unconsious) H. Mac: I don't care what anybody says! Windows xInfinite doesn't work! A character that looks like Amy from Sonic Adventure only with blue shoes and a green dress walks in. Girl: What going on, Hypey? H. Mac(walks over to the girl) : Oh, nothing Bonnie. Just an exploding computer. Bonnie: Oh. (hugs H. Mac) Shorty(spying on them) : Oh get a room, you two! Some of us don't have a girl! H. Mac: Uh, don't you have Ami? Shorty(thinks for a minute): Oh yeah. (leaves) SonKnuck(waking up) : Newman... mannix... chicken... (realizes where he is) Bonnie: Hi SonKnuck. SonKnuck: I don't want to be the carrot! H. Mac and Bonnie: er... SonKnuck: (with his mind back in order) Whew! I thought I was a kid again... Meanwhile somewhere in Hyperopolis, the same boy and girl who were searching the old TPCG HQ were now looking for the new TPCG HQ.. Boy: Come on, Ivy! Ivy: Look, Cornelius! The only reason I am willing to work for you is because I want my hands on the insolent hippie Bonnie! Why do you want to hunt down H. Mac? Cornelius: Because of his interspeices relantionships!!!! Who ever heard of falling in love with a Hedgehog? That worse than Sonic falling in love with Amy! Ivy: Uh... But aren't Sonic and Amy both hedgehogs? A moment of silence takes place for a minute. Cornelius: Look, my point is since that there is no more Samanthopolis, that means that I have to deal with H. Mac by myself, wether want to or not! Ivy: I JUST SAID I WANTED TO HUNT DOWN H. MAC AND HIS GIRLFRIEND!! Cornelius: Well, I didn't hear that! Ivy: [growls] A alien ship shaped like a pie was appearing and the sky and as it got bigger and bigger, Hyperopolis became darker and darker. Sonique(noticing the darkness) : What!? It's night already!? Jeez, I gotta sleep less often... The alien ship stops right above Hyperopolis. Near Cornelius and Ivy came a beam of light that revealed a crazy hedgehog looking thing, a red fox, an evil looking brown fox, a gray echinda, and a evil looking version of Super Sonic. Crazy hedgehog: hom! [Translated: Home!] Red fox: er... Hey! Brown Fox: Yes... this place is exactly where we last left it, right? Gray echinda: I dunno. Evil looking Super Sonic: You Fools!!! This place has changed when we last left it... Cornelius (walking up to the evil looking super sonic) : Hey, Macnelius! How's it cooling? Macnelius(groans) : You idiot! You've ruined everything! Cornelius: What? I know that the crazy fool is Samantha, the Red fox is Andre, the brown fox is AJ, the gray echinda is Zac, and you're all enemies of TPCG!! AJ: You idiot! You've ruined the entire chapter! Cornelius: What chapter!? Zac: Forget it. Macnelius: Look, we're looking for some revenge on thos Sonic Pandemonium-- Cornelius: It's not the Sonic Pandemonium anymore. Macnelius: What is it, Einstein? Cornelius: Perfect Chaos Groupie! AJ: What? Ivy: He means the Perfect Chaos Gang! Cornelius: Same thing! Everybody but Cornelius sighs... Back at TPCG HQ, the daily meeting is starting... Edge(puts arm around Seven) : So, what's up? Seven : (giggles) Edge : (runs away from Seven) Seven: Huh? Sonique : Edge, get back in your seat! H. Mac: So what's new? Everybody : nothing. Sonique: In that case, meeting adjourned! Everybody leaves and goes outside. Once again, Riochet, Munkee, and TloB are trying to flirt with girls. Riochet: Hey, girls! You want to be in bed with the Chicken Master and get pecked? The girls point and laugh at the three. Girl 1: What a bunch of idiots! Munkee: Man, Riochet, you're not even trying! (walks up to the girls) You want to get mopped? Once again, the girls laugh their heads off. Girl 2: That's even worse than the lil' kid! Riochet: WHAT!? Mike: You know if you want to be sucessful with women, you gotta be... well... TloB: Well, what? Mike: Not what you're doing now. TloB: Well if you're such an expert on women, why don't YOU try to score with them? Mike: Uh... Riochet: What's the matter? Afraid? Mike: (stuttering) Hugbees? Riochet, TloB, and Munkee: HUGBEES!? The girls start to walk up to Mike. Girl 3: Hmm... you've got good taste in catchphrases... I like that... (starts to hold Mike) TloB: (under his breath) you and your hugbees... Meanwhile, back at H. Mac's house, H. Mac and Bonnie are talking to each other... H. Mac: I knew it! Now I know I'm not crazy becauseI don't like high heels!! Bonnie: Thank God! All of a sudden, Shorty comes busting in the door... H. Mac: Shorty, how many frizzled times-- Shorty: (panting) Come... quick... Ami... Kefka... Pie... Ego... SonKnuck... Pie... Bonnie: Wha? Shorty: Follow... Me... What is Shorty talking about? How come TloB, Munkee, and Riochet unlucky with the ladies? Why is hugbees being used over and over again? What ever happened to SecMan? And the other old members of TSPG? And What does Justice is Served have to do with the title!? HUH!? HUH!? Is it Slim Shady? Is it a conspiracy? Or just some borax? H. Mac, the Electronica fool, Percussionist, and all around strange dude =D Author Subject H Mac the Arm Regular (8/25/00 11:30:53 pm) Justice is Served Ch. 3 (Fic) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Justice is served! Ch. 3 Mrs. Justice and the Ghettofier! H. Mac and Bonnie followed Shorty to a big pie. H. Mac: Uh, Shorty-- Shorty: Ami... Trapped... in... pie... Samantha... Potato... (faints) H. Mac: Samantha!? Ain't she dead? Bonnie: Yeah... Ami(muffled): HEMLP!! SOMEBODY HEMLP ME! H. Mac: Hmm... (gets out his Hook Chain) Hang on, Ami! (throws Hook Chain in pie) At first, nothing happened for a few minutes. Then a slight tug came from the Hook Chain. H. Mac: Hey Bonnie, help me pull Ami up! With Bonnie's help, H. Mac finally got Ami out of the pie. Bonnie: What happen-- Ami pushes Bonnie aside to see that Shorty had fainted. Ami: NOOOOOOO!!! THEY KILLED MY SHORTY!!! I'LL KILL THEM! I'LL KILL THEM ALL! WHERE ARE THE SON OF A BITCHES!?!?!? All of a sudden, a Fox in a suit comes over to Ami and hit her on the head. Ami: Man, what the fu-- Just about when Ami was going to finish, the fox shot Ami with a laser. Ami was sent flying a couple of feet back into the pie. H. Mac: DUDE!? WHY DID YOU DO THAT!? Fox: Because she cursed! H. Mac: Wha? Fox: Let me introduce myself. I am Mrs. Justice, all around censor! Bonnie: A censor? Fox: Yup. In the past you all have kicked the stuffing out of me! Well now it's payback! H. Mac: Look, we don't have time for any of your crap! Mrs. Justice: Whoop! You just cursed! Take this! (aims laser at H. Mac) Bonnie: Oh no you ain't! Bonnie jumps in front of H. Mac just before Justice had taken the shot. Bonnie took the shot for H. Mac. Justice: Bye! (leaves in a jetpack) H. Mac: Bonnie!! H. Mac runs to Bonnie to see that she is okay. Bonnie: Oh man... H. Mac: Bonnie, DON'T ever do that to me! Bonnie: I was just trying to protect you! H. Mac: I don't need protection! I could've handled her myself! Bonnie: No you couldn't. H. Mac: Why? Bonnie: Nothing. H. Mac: Nothing? Bonnie: Nothing. H. Mac: Nothing? Bonnie: Nothing! H. Mac: Nothing?? Bonnie: NOTHING!!!!!! Sonique just happened to walk by H. Mac and Bonnie when they were arguring. Sonique(in a baby voice) : Aww... they're having an argurement! Yes, that's so cute! Yes it is... yes it is you little childern! Sonique starts to talk in baby gibberish. H. Mac and Bonnie stop arguring to see that Sonique is talking in baby gibberish. Sonique: What!? H. Mac: Nothing. What were we arguring about, Bonnie? Bonnie: I don't know. Ami: PICO PICO CANNON BLAST! The pie which Ami was trapped in exploded, letting cream pie fly everywhere. Sonique: Oh, man! I just got these shoes cleaned! Shorty(waking up) : Wha...? Ami: Shorty!! You're okay! Shorty: Huh? Ami! You're alive! Ami: Righty, little brown one! Shorty, H. Mac, Bonnie and Sonique: HUH? Ami: I shouldn't yell at you as much as I should... Shorty: Ami, are you okay? Ami: I'm more than okay, I'm Justice Ami! Everybody except Ami: JUSTICE AMI!? Ami: I will no longer use any violence against stupidity. Instead, I will let them take over Mobius! Sonique: WHAT!? Ami: Wouldn't the world be any better if stupid people were to rule over it? Bonnie: Wait a minute... Mrs. Justice! H. Mac: Her laser must have affected Ami so it would be like her! Shorty: Justice? H. Mac: We'll explain later... Shorty: Oh yeah! They also took Kefka! Sonique: They? Shorty: I don't know? They looked like Zac and Andre... H. Mac: Zac and Andre? Bonnie: No way! Shorty: It was somebody that look liked them... Ami: Kefka? Let them keep Kefka... All except Ami: WHAT!? H. Mac: We have to find Justice quick! Meanwhile, back at the Baf Guy Underground Base(BGUB)... Zac: Hehehe... We got you now, you little bastard! Kefka: HELP!! AJ: Nobody can't here you! HAHAHAHA!!!!! Kefka: Where am I? Macnelius: That's for you to know and for me to find out! All: Uh? Macnelius: I mean that's for me to know and for you to find out! Meanwhile at the Tonic Gang Base Tonic: HAHAHA!!!! Where is Macnelius and the others? Why is Tonic laughing? Why did the BGUB kidnapped Kefka? Can the others help fix Ami and defeat Mrs. Justice? What is the square root of 121? Where are the refreshments?