Title: THE HORROR OF POKEMON!!!!!!

TPCG is enjoying a sunny day while Lil Hedgie is being chased by penguins

Lil Hedgie: Why does lots of things happen to me

Ami: Maybe cause your a piece of SHIT!!!

Lil Hedgie: I AM NOT A PIECE OF SHIT!!!

Sonique: Ok, Ok settle down, your a pice of shit Lil Hedgie and Ami, just 
call her Lily to piss her off

Ami: LILY LILY LILY LILY LILY LILY LILY LILY LILY

Lil Hedgie: STOP!!!!!! (Lil Hedgie explodes and lies there, a pikachu

All TPCG: WHAT THE HELL?!

Pikachu: Im a cute lil pikachu and I will be hanging out with you guys for a 
while

H.Mack: I OUTTA BEAT THE LIVING SHI.....

Pikachu: Hold on, Im lil Hedgie trapped inside a pikachu body and you cant 
kill me or youll kill her

SonKnuck: Less chat, more wap!

H.Mack: N.....oooooo, that thing got a point there

Riochet: AAAWWWWWW......

(later that day, Riochet is playing on a Dreamcast while Sonique is popping 
popcorn)

Riochet: Whoo hoo!! Im gonna beat i.....HEY!!!

(Pikachu (Lil Hedgie) sits there covering the tv)

Riochet: MOVE!!!!! C'MON!!!!!

Pikachu: (Green eyes turn bright yellow)~pikkkaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, 
chu..piiiiiii....pikkkkkaaaaaaaa...Pikachu~

(Riochet glows, explodes and sits there a bulbasaur)

Bulbasaur: BULBA!!!!!!!!! (CRAP!!!!!!!!)

Sonique: Whats going o.......

Pikachu: (Glowing eyes again) ~piiikkkkkaaaaa, 
pikachu.....chaaaaaaa.......pikapika...chuuuu

(Sonique glows, explodes and sits there, a vulpix)

Vulpix: VULLLL!!!!!!!!!!! (HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!)

(Pikachu laughs evily)

(later, that night)

Ami: Hey, H.Mack, gimme a hand!!!! These two pokemon just wandered here, 
eeewwwwww

Bulbasaur: BULBA!!!!! BULBA,BULBASAUR!!!! (AMI!!! ITS ME, RIOCHET!!!!!!)

Vulpix: VULPIX PIX, VULPIX!!!! (ITS ME, SONIQUE!!!)

Pikachu: I wonder why Ami...OWWW!!!! I GOT SOMETHING IN MY EYE!!!

Ami: Lemme see.....WHAT?!

Pikachu: (glowing eyes) 
Piiikkkkkkkaaaaaaa.....pikachu......pika....kapi...chaaa....chu

(Ami glows, explodes, and sits there, a jigglypuff)

Jigglypuff: JIGGLY JIGGLYPUFF!!!! (HELP ME SHORTY!!!!!)

H.Mack: Shorty, Ami and I need help..

Shorty: Yeah?

H.Mack: Ami, is...YYYYAAAAAAAA!!!!!! ANOTHER ONE!!!

Jigglypuff: pppuuuufffffffffff (hhhheeeeeelllllllppppp)

Shorty: Lil Hedgie, do you know what happened?

Pikachu: My voice is scrappy, come close so I can tell you...

Shorty: okk......

Pikachu (glow) PPPiiiiiiiikkkkkkkkaaaaaa pikachu, chhhhuuuuu, kapppiiiii

(Shorty glows explodes and sits there, a charmander)

Charmander: Charrrr, mander, char char mander (nnnooooo, hey, i have fire in 
my tail)


H.Mack: what?!

Pikachu: (glows) PPPIIIKKKAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

(H.MAck all of a sudden turns in agumon

Agumon: Ohh sure, a digimon, hey, this sucks!!!! I have a huge stomach and 
Im ugly

(PIkachu glows explodes into BARNEY)

Lil Hedgie: NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! What?

(She realises shes in her room, in her bed, awakening at midnight)

Lil Hedgie: That was weird (turns on tv)

tv: ~I gotta get em' I gotta get em' chimpokomon!!!!!


Lil Hedgie: NNNOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! (jumps out the window)

TloB: what a dum@$$, this is South Park

Riochet: (hypnotized voice) 
Ccchhhhiiiimmmmmppppooookkkkooooommmmmoooooonnnnnn

TloB: oh crap..


End

Rating:

Strangeness
Funnyness
Originality
Pointlessness