Author Subject Lil Hedgie MARIO FREAK !!! posts: 211 (10/11/00 7:33:59 pm) Reply A TPCG survey (FUNNY FANFIC!!! READ!) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A TPCG survey *Everyone is BORED as we think of something to do when suddently...* Lil: I GOT AN IDEA *All stare* Riochet: *Chatting to Sara* Yeah? What? Lil: Lets go make a report on OTHER CHARACTERS! It would be fun, like Megaman or Goku. ITS WOULD BE COOL *All stare* Or not... Edge: I GET MEGAMAN! Ami: NO!!! MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! Shorty: Ami, how about you get a chao Ami: YAPPA!! Lil: I WANT GOKU! TL: No, I got a person for YOU to interview *evil laugh* Lil: ...huh? All: NOW KETS GET STARTED!!!!!!! 1st interview: Seven X Seven: Greetings, I'm Seven, I'm not seven years old, OK???? Now my interview *angry sigh* is.. Pikachu: PIKA!!! Seven: ...Pikachu Pikachu: KAPI!! Seven: Now, lets get this over with...pikachu....is it true if you and a female...you know....you two will make a *Looks at paper* pi..chu? Pikachu: pika pika, chu hu pikapikachu chhhaaa. Pika pikachu, chu pipi, chukapi, pikachu CHHA!! PIIIII! cha cha pikapikachu, chu? Seven: *Raises eyebrow* Y-eah Pikachu: KAPI!! Seven: Could you speak ENGLISH? Pikachu: pipikachu chhhuuu!!! Seven: ERGG!! _YOUR NOT MAKING SENCE!_ Pikachu; Pika? Seven: *Twitches* EDGE!! Edge: *Zips in* Yeah? Seven: Get Sparky Sparky: PIKA *Looks at pikachu* Chu? *They both speak 'pikapika' stuff* Seven: ....*Looks at camera* We will be RIGHT back *Takes out an English book* 2nd interview: TLoB *TL is on the floor sleeping* Bugs Bunny: When are ya gonna interview me *Looks at camera* Ehhh *Munches carrot* Whats up readers?? *stares* STOOOPPP LOOOOOOOOOOOOKING AT MEEE!!!! ... _3rd_ interview: Anony Anony: *Looks forward* HIYA!!! I'm Anony, my real name is.......*Laughs*....got ya there, ok, my interview is.. Gohan: HAHA!!! Anony: Ok *Looks at paper* Gohan Gohan: Thats my name...wanna play? Anony: Really, I need to inter- *Gohan takes out a gameboy* Anony: HEY!! Gohan: *Angrily* YOU MADE ME _LOSE_!!! Anony: ...whoops Gohan: *Makes an attack* DIE!!!! *Anony dodges* Anony: WHEW!! Gohan: HEYY!!! NO FAIR!! Anony: Not cool..........THATS MY INTERVIEW! I GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE Gohan: NO FUN NO FUN, ME CHASE YOU *Chases Anony* *Anony looks coldly at the screen* 4th interview: Kim Kim: I'M NEW!! I'M INTERVIEWING... Kirby: YIPPE!! *Turns into a balloon* Kim: Okay, Kirby....why are you PINK?? *Kirby speaks a squeaky voice as floats around place* Kim: HELLOOOOO!! *Kirby laughs* Kim: *Takes out a pin* Hmm, wonder what I can do with this.. Kirby: EEP!! *Turns back to normal* .. Kim: Ok, what are you made o- Kirby: *Eats Kim* YUM!! Kim: *Inside Kirby* AHHHHH!!! WE WILL BE RIGHT BACK!! 5th interview: Ami Ami: YAPPA! I DO A CHAO!! Chao: CHAO CHAO CHHAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOO!!! Ami: Okay, how do you feel right now Chao: *Makes a cute happy smile* Ami: Okay, so it is called like 'chow' not like 'Chaos' except with the 's' Chao: *Nods* Ami: But Chaochi is like that...its like 'chaos' and with a 'ki' thing...or something Chao: *Eyes go big* Ami: Here, have a chaonut Chao: *Munches happily* Ami: Well, thats my interview, BYE!! *Chaochi pops in and stares at chao* Chaochi: Hey, handsome, how's about you and I eat some chaonuts next to Lil's garden? Chao: *Smiles* Chao Chao CHHAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! 6th interview: Shorty Shorty: Hey, I'm Shorty...I'M NOT SHORT *Laughs* my interview is.. Stimpy: HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY Shorty: Okay, Stimpy, here is my first question.....wheres you tail??? Stimpy: *Sons* WHERS REN??? Shorty: Riochet is interviewing him! *Riochet runs in* Riochet: REN IS TOO MEAN!! *Ren walks in angrily* Stimpy: REN!!! Ren: Now listen you, bafoon! You molten sack of proto-plasm, why I outta- *Jimminy Lummox pops in* ...Oh crap Stimpy: OH MY!!! Shorty and Riochet: *Sigh* We'll be right back.. 7th interview: Edge Edge: Heres who I interview......MEGAMAN! Megaman: HIYA!! Edge: So Megaman... Megaman: Yes? Edge: CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH??? Megaman: ... SonKnuck: NO SLACKING!! Megaman: *Sqribbling on Edges book* Hey, chill Sonic: *Pops out* Someone say CHILLY??? SonKnuck; GET BACK TO YOUR ROOM, _I_ HAVE TO INTERVIEW YOU! Sonic: *Mumbling Japanese stuff angrily* SonKnuck: WHAT???? Lil: *Pops out* He said- TL: *Holding a blanket* GO INTERVIEW... Lil: I don't wan- TL: NOW, or I'll...THROW MY TEDDY BEAR AT YOU Lil: EEP!! *Runs off* Bugs Bunny: Ehhh TL: SHUTTAP! SonKnuck: SONIC IS MISSING Knuckles: I'll help MechaTails: I'm intervieweing you, get back! Knuckles: Make me *Glides off* MechaTails: ARGG!!! Tails: Wheres Amy? Munkee: GET BACK TO YOUR SEAT TAILS Tweety: I tought I taw a putty tat! Sylvester: *Eats Tweety* All: ...YAYYYYYYYY!!!! Sylvester: Thank you, thank you, thank you Sonique: AH!!! CHARACTERS ON THE LOOSE Chaochi: *Hugging chao* Whuh? Agumon: Look at me- Mike: *Steps on Agumon: I INTERVIEW YOU!! Tails: sigh.. Megaman: *Flying away with Edge* WEEEE Edge: YAHOOOOOOOOOO!!! All: GET BACK Edge: HAWHAW!! Nelson: HAW HAW Seth: GET BACK Kirby: *Still with Kim* YUM! Kim: A little help... Rune: LETS MOVE ON!! Spazz: Wait, Misty is missing *Camera moves to her who is being eaten by the mice from South Park* Misty: Hey, YOUR NOT WATER POKEMON Mice: What the f(bleep) Spazz and Rune: ...We'll leave ya's alone... Anony: *Continues running with Gohan hot on his heels* I HATE THIS! Gohan: MY GAMEBOY!!!!! Kyle: *Playing with gameboy* HAW Seven: *Being hugged by pikachus* AHHHHHH!!!! 8th (And final) interview: Lil Hedgie Lil: Hi..*sigh* due to TL's plea *sigh* due to all this crap..I interview Mario: MAMA MIA!!! TL: *Takes a picture of Lil and Mario* THAT GOES FOR THE SCRAPBOOK!!! Lil: *Looks at camera coldly* The echidnoile dies tonight END! I'm not _REALLY_ gonna kill ya TL =D Sorry if I offended anyone