Author Subject Lil Hedgie MARIO FREAK !!! posts: 268 (11/6/00 8:11:12 pm) Reply The attack of the SOFT MUSIC!! *Fanfic, READ!!!* -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Yes you heard me, SOFT MUSIC!!! The Attack of THE SOFT MUSIC! *TPCG were angered by Lil's pranks. It was 'annoy the hell out of people' week as Lil pranced around the HQ, commiting crimes, pranks, and crazy crap that would be sure to piss you off* Shorty: *Hugging Ami* Ahh, my sweet, you grow more beautiful each day I see you Ami: Oh Shorty, you are so swee- Lil: HEY!! I am _TRYING_ to eat here *Ami and Shorty turn to Lil who is eating a chilly dog and mustard is splurting all over the place* Ami: Do you MIND Lil: Sorry *Walks off* Shorty: *Turns to Ami* Now where were we.. Lil: *Humming as walking off* ~Shorty and Ami sittin' in a tree, f-u-c-k-i- Shorty and Ami: SHUT THE HELL UP!!!! *Both throw lamps at Lil* Lil: HAHAHAHAHA!! *Runs off quickly* *Lil walks, humming weird yet funny songs and passes by the TPCG computer* Lil: Time for a daily dose of internet *Cheerfully logs on* ~Hail to the world, the teachers dead, we barb-ecued her HEEAADD!!! What happened to the boo-ddy, we flushed it down the poo-ttty, and round and round it goes, and round and round it goes- Hey, Game songs *Listens to some songs whom are soft and non-mayhem-like* Ahhhh.... ~Meanwhile~ Riochet: *Holding a hammer* I'm gonna knock that light blue hedgehog out cold! I SWEAR! Seth: *Holding up red underwear saying "Master of the slice of cheese"* Yeah, she filled my favorite undies with whipped cream Edge: And while I was nappin', she tied my four tails in a knot! Seven: Pff, you think THATS bad, that little moron filled my whole closet with ketchup Rusty M: Doesn't that m,ake it look like you- Seven: *Hitting Rusty M on the head* Don't go there Rusty M: Okey Dokey *Walks off laughing* Matt The Yak: Worst of all, that little terd wrote a message in my mirror reading "Mommys little yak" I'M NOT A DAMN YAK!! Shorty: How wuud! SonKnuck: Pff, yeah right, that hedgehog took my favorite shirt reading "TPCG LEADER" and wrote over it "Official TPCG Test Tinkler" Rusty M: *Laughs loudly* SonKnuck: SHUTTUP!!! H.Mack: This is the last straw, lets put an end to this! Munkee: *Zips in* I'll give ya the head for $20, the torso for $100 Anony: WHY the torso for 100 buckaroos? Munkee: *Gets a smirk on his face* She's a girl, right, thinks bout it, the torso *Laughs manically* *Suddently, Horny The Squirrel zips in* Horny: Yo, gimme some female torso NOW!! *Waving the big ol' 100 bucks* Edge: GO AWAY!!! Horny: *Walks away angrily* H.Mack: BOO YEAH!!!! Seven: Lets GO!! We are wasting valuable head-bashiong time! ALL TPCG: YEAH!!! *Walk off humming the SEGASONIC Theme song* *They all open the door and find Lil prancing around happily with those HUGE jap. eyes, all happy and cheerful, walking gracefully* Lil: 6,6 ALL: WHAT THE FU- Lil: Why my fellow TPCGers, how are your soles today, I made some syummy cookies for you *Floats off gracefully* TL: One question....what the hell's going on here? Riochet: BASH HER HEAD NOW!!! *All TPCG turn to Riochet* Riochet: WHA-AT??!! Lil: *Walking off humming a very soft song* ^,^ Edge: *Walks in* Hey, question Lil: *Turning gracefully* Yes my fellow four-tailed friend? Edge: ...*Long pause*...are you on drugs? Lil: What ever do you mean Edge? Edge: ...You are TOO cheerfull Lil: Oh no, Edge, must be in your happy little mind, I'm just in a good mood, thats all *Takes out candy* Reeses or Snickers? Edge: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! *Runs off* *Edge sits on Sevens head mumbling scaredly* Seven: What is it? What wrong? Edge: Seven: Edge, WHAT IS IT? Edge: ...*Whispering to Sevens ear* I see dead people Seven: WHA-AT???!!! Edge: Whoops, wrong line, LIL IS SCARING THE CRUD OUT OF ME...she is making me take...one of her candies *ALL TPCG scream* Edge: ITS DARN TRUE!!! Riochet: The hedgehog is suffering, bash her head in NOW!!! Rusty M: *Smiling evily* LETS SonKnuck: Le-ts check again *They open the door and see Lil lying on the floor, eating candy* H.Mack: Lil? Lil: *Turning* I'M EATIN' HERE!!! Seven: She's back! ALL TPCG: THANK GOSH!!! Riochet: This causes for a celebration, LETS LISTEN TO SONIC 3D BLAST MUSIC *Note: Whom everyone I know think are a group of the SOFTEST DAMN SONGS OUT THERE =D* *Riochet begins playing Zone 1 of Diamond Dust* Lil: *Eyes turn huge colorful japanese again* ~Lah lah lah~ ALL TPCG: HERE WE GO AGAIN!!! *Screams until lung explodes* End! COMMENT!!! =D