Krist
SOStH (for the lack of a better name) [fanfic]
Fri Jun 18 19:28:32 1999


This is my first fanfic you know. H. Mac said it was good. Now everyone else, please let me know!!!!!

One day at SOStH...
Soneec: AAAAAAHH!!!!! TAKE THIS, ANDRE!!!(throws a chair at Andre)
Andre(gets hit by a chair): OW!!! IS THAT ALL YOU CAN DO?? (throws a piano at her)
(The Piano misses Soneec)
Soneec: I'M SO SCARED!!!!
Dezmond: AAAHH!!!! TAKE THIS!!!!! (throws a car at Soneec)
(Soneec gets hit by the car)
Soneec: Ooh... (falls into uncoisnous)
Dezmond: HAHAHA!!! TAKE THAT, YOU PERVERT!!!!!
Yarharhar and J.A.: Yeah!!! (Both Transform into Super Hyper)
S. H. Yarharhar: TAKE THIS, XYTHAR!!!!!
(Throws a plasma sphere at him and hits Xythar)
Xythar: OUCH!!!! HEY!!! THAT ISN'T PLAYING FAIR!!!!
S. H. J.A.: OH YEAH??? (punches Xythar)
Xythar: Oh... no... must... get... (falls into a coma)
S. H. J.A. and Yarharhar: MOUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
Krist: TAKE THIS, YOU MOTHA F***ING BASTARDS!!!
(Transforms into Way Past Cool Krist)
Dezmond: Is that all you can do?
W. P. C. Krist: No. (Throws some power stuff at them)
S.H. J.A. and Yarharhar: AAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!
Dezmond: Oh yeah?? (grabs Krist and drains her of her power, then she returns back to the normal Krist)
Krist: Oh... what... happened???
Dream Cloud: KRIST!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!! (transforms into Armeggedon Dream Cloud)
A. Dream Cloud: Take this, ya damn cockrach!!!!
(A. Dream Cloud explodes)
Dezmond: AAAAAHH!!!! (falls down for a few seconds but then gets back up)
(Dream Cloud returns to normal)
Dezmond: HA!!! GOT YOU NOW, BITCH!!!!
Dream Cloud: help.
Mike: Oh no!!!! THIS HAS GONE TOO FAR!!!!
Dezmond: Who asked you? (throws Mike out of the SOStH building)
Mike: AAAAHH!!!!!

=Meanwhile at H. Mac's house in Hyperopolis==
H. Mac: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
(All of a sudden, Mike crashes through the roof of H. Mac's house)
H. Mac: ZZZZ--AAAAAHH!!!! What the....
Mike: But mommy, I don't want to go to school today...
H. Mac: Huh? Mike?
Mike: I want to bake cookies with you!!
H. Mac: er.. Mike, are you okay?
Mike: I love you, Me like you, we're all an happy family...
H. Mac(slapping Mike): God sakes, man, get yourself in order!!!!
(Mike realizes that he wasn't at SOStH anymore and was in the middle of H. Mac's house)
Mike: Huh? I'm not at SOStH?
H. Mac: No...
Mike: Oh God, Mac. It was horrible!!! It started out as a fight, then Dezmond went nuts and got Soneec and the rest including Krist...
(Shorty jumps out of the wall)
Shorty: What about Krist?
Mike: Dezmond punched her!!
Shorty: Why that little... (transform into Mega Shorty)
H. Mac: I guess Shorty's ready...
Mike: and Dream Cloud!!!
H. Mac: Dream Cloud?!?!
Mike: He grabbed her...
H. Mac: Excuse me... (H. Mac walks outside)
(distant swearing and cursing)
H. Mac: Okay, I think we should get over to SOStH before I CHOP HIS F***IN' HEAD OFF!!!!!!!!!!
Mike: Feel better now?
H. Mac: Yeah. Wait a minute before we go... (transforms into Hyper Crasher Mac)
Mike: Let's get into the van!!!
Jon(Pops out of nowhere): Has anyone seen Alison?
H. C. Mac: She got taken hostage by some pyschos.
Jon: WHAT!?
Shorty: You're glad to join us if you like.

==Meanwhile, at SOStH==
Dezmond: Now, with just a little more adjustments, Sonic P. will be toast!!!!! MOUHAHAHAHAHA--huh?
(Dezmond notices that SonKnuck, mecha tails, and Riochet just walked in)
Riochet: Man, what happened here?
(Riochet, mecha tails, and SonKnuck see that Soneec, Xythar, Krist, and Dream Cloud are tied up over a pool of Samjuice, and Dezmond is about to press a button to drop them into there)
SonKnuck: Dezmond, NO!!!!
Dezmond: Oh shut up, Sonfuck!!!
SonKnuck: What!? Why I outgha.... (Starts to punch Dezmond)
Dezmond: Hey!!!! Quit it!!! You're hurting me!!!! Go away!!!!!
SonKnuck: Hahaha!!! I'm just touching you and it's hurting you!!!!!
(SonKnuck, Riochet, and mecha tails start laughing)
Dezmond: Grr.... (pushes SonKnuck)
SonKnuck: WHOA!!!!!!!
Dezmond: You're gonna pay big time for that!!! MOUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA--Huh?
(All of a sudden, a big van appears out of nowhere and crashes through the walls of SOStH and crashes into the pool of Samjuice)
Dezmond: WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!?
H. C. Mac: Your death. (Kicks Dezmond)
Dezmond: OWWW!!!! MOMMY!!!!(runs out of SOStH)
Dream Cloud: Hypey!!!
H. C. Mac: Dreamy!!!
Shorty: Kristy!!
Krist: Shorty!!
Soneec: er... Jonny!!
Jon: er... Alisonny!!
Mike(looks at Xythar): Don't even think about!!
(Everyone helps the hostages get on the ground)
Krist: Oh no, the Samjuice!!!!!!! WE'RE DEAD!!!!!!
All: AAH!!!!!!!
(The Samjuice gets to their feet, but nothing happens.)
Shorty: Hey this isn't samjuice...
Soneec: It's just water!!!!
Riochet: That fool!!!!!!
mecha tails: Let's get after him!!!!
(everyone starts to run to the van)
Andre: Not so fast...(pulls out an Adizer)
SonKnuck: Oh no!!! An Adizer!!!!
Andre: Take this!!!!!! (Shoots the Adizer at Soneec)
Jon: NOOOOO!!!!!!!
(slow-motion takes place as Jon tries to run in time before Soneec gets hit)
Jon(in slow-mo): AAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!
(Jon makes it just in time and Soneec doesn't get hit, but he did)
Soneec: JOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!! NNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Riochet: GGGGGOOOOOO AAAAAAWWWWWAAAAAYYYY, SSSSSSLLLLLLOOOOOOWWWW MMMMMMOOOOOTTTTTIIIIIIOOOOONNNN!!!!
(Slow motion goes off)
Riochet: Whew!!
Soneec: Johnny!!!!!
Riochet: What?
Soneec: Not you, HIM!!!!!
(Everyone runs up to Jon)
Soneec: Are you okay?
Jon(weakly): yes... I... am... okay... i... I Love Andre. I wish that I could be his significant other.
Soneec: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-
(10 hours later)
Soneec: -OOOOOOOOOO!!!!! YOU'RE GONNA PAY BIG THIS TIME, ANDRE!!!!
Andre: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA--AAH!!!!
(Andre gets hit by a van)
Soneec(in the van): TAKE THIS!!!
(Soneec runs over Andre repeatably)
Mike: Luckily, I brought my Unadizer with me! (shoots the Unadizer at Jon)
Jon: Andre, Andre, He's our man! If nobody can do it, No one--Huh?
H.C. Mac: Jon, do you love Andre?
Jon: Who? No!!!
H.C. Mac: Okay. Soneec, You can stop running over Andre now. Jon's okay.
Soneec: He is? (stops running over Andre and runs to Jon) Oh, Jon!! Thank God you're okay!!!!!
Jon: Thank God YOU'RE okay!!! (hugs each other)
Dezmond: Aww... it's so cute, BUT THIS ISN'T!!!!! MOUHAHAHA!!!!
(Grabs into Soneec's backpack and pulls out Sonic Porn pictures)
All except Dezmond: Eww...
H.C. Mac: PORN!?!?!? TAKE THIS!!!!
(Pulls out flamethrower and burns up the picture)
Soneec: HEY MY-- err... never mind.
Jon: Your what?
Soneec(nervously):Nothing!!!
Shorty: I don't feel so well... (vomits on Dezmond)
Dezmond: AAAAHHHH!!!! I JUST HAD THIS DRY CLEANED!!!!!! WELL THAT'S IT!!!! (pulls out a remote) When I press this button, All of S.P. will be gone!!! MOUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
mecha tails: Oh no.... Soneec do something!!!
Soneec: (yawns)
Dezmond: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! (presses the button on the remote)
(a big missle appears out of the ground, then it goes off into the sky. Moments later, a distant explosion is heard)
H.C. Mac: OH NO!!!! HE DESTROYED SONIC P.!!!!!!! OKAY MISTER, YOU JUST DID IT!!!!!! (H.C. Mac turns into a tornado)
Dezmond(sarcasticly): Ooh, I'm so afraid of the little nig-- (Shreiks)
(The Tornado picks up Dezmond, then he throws him into the sky)
Dezmond: Look like Dezmond is blasting off again.......... (disappears into the sky)
H.C. Mac(turning from a tornado to himself): Whew!!!
All: Yay!!!!!!
(Dream Cloud hugs H.C. Mac)
Krist: Wait a minute, what about S.P.?
Soneec: Oh that? I wasn't worried because where he targeted the missle to was the OLD Sonic P. Location. It moved just before I got here today!!
SonKnuck: So that means he didn't destroy Sonic P. after all??
Soneec: Yup.
All except Soneec: Whew!!!!
H.C. Mac: Now that we all are fine....
Riochet: MARGENTINIS!!!!!! ON THE HOUSE!!!!!!!
(Only Shorty laughs, then adter a while, stops laughing)
H. Mac(back to normal): Let's go home!!!!!
(everyone hops back into the van)
SonKnuck(behind the wheel): Here we go!!
(The van speeds off)

==later on at the old S.P.==
SonKnuck: Hey, Look!!!!
(everyone looks where SonKnuck is looking to see that the old S.P. wasn't destroyed)
H. Mac: What happened??
Soneec: Oh yeah!!! I forgot I had put some Anti-Missle fields around the S.P.!!!!
H. Mac: If the missle didn't hit that, then WHAT did it hit then?

==meanwhile, at SOStH==
Andre: Man, what a mess!!! I can't wait until Dezmond comes back so he can do all of this... Huh?
(Andre realizes that there is a missle heading right towards SOStH)
Andre: Oh no... no.... NN-

==Meanwhile, back at the old S.P.==
(H. Mac hears a distant explosion)
H. Mac: Did anyone here an explosion?
All except H. Mac: No.
H. Mac: I guess it was just my imagination.

END