Author Comment JACKO 03 TPCG ... thing? Posts: 140 (10/25/01 8:44:35 am) Reply A little ficcy...^_^ -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- It's pretty pointless really... Edge: Time for a story. Lil: Oooh! What story? Riochet: Monopoly? Shorty: That's a board game, moron! (Starts whacking Riochet with a rolled up newspaper) Riochet: Oooh! Ow! Eh! Aw! Edge: I orgot it now. Mike: 'orgot' it? Edge: Yes, I orgot it. Hyper Espio: But what does orgot mean? SonKnuck: HEY! How come you're Hyper Espio now, not JACKO? Hyper Espio: Whee! Woo! (Grabs SonKnuck and starts spinning him around) SonKnuck: AAAARRRRRGGGHH! Voice in the background: JACKO has left the building. SonKnuck: But it was Hyper Espio, not Jacko! And how come you're sounding like Elvis? All: ... Edge: Im going to the grandfather of knowledge and tell her that orgot exists! Mike: How can a grandfather be a 'her'? Edge: Dunno, I made it up, like it? Riochet: Veeeeery realistic. Ami: I like it! All: We all like it! Riochet: Are you sure? All: YES! Riot: Hello everybody. Rio: Hello everybody. Munkee: Who are these? Riot: We follow Riochet around. Seven: YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO FOLLOW ME AROUND! (Starts whacking everybody with a trout) Lil: Does that trout want a cookie? Shorty: I want a cookie! Lil: Tough! Shorty: I'll kill your Kero doll and make you watch Tenchi Universe! Lil: *screams* Ok, ok! Her's your cookie! Crazed: But what does her's mean? Seven: It means you go on the bi-plane and shout 'HER's!' while playing football! (Everyone raises an eyebrow at Seven) Seven: What? It was a perfectly good explanation as to what the definition of the word 'her's' is! SonKnuck: *gasps* You actually said a sentence like that? *Faints* Riochet: *Dons a doctors outfit* Time to revive him! (Riochet pulls out two ginourmous batteries connected to a load of wires) SonKnuck: AAARRGGH!! DON'T YOU EVEN THINK ABOUT IT! SonKnuck: And how did I get on this bed? Ami: I put you on it. Sonknuck: Oh. Ami: Oh. Sonknuck: Oh. Ami: Oh. Sonknuck: Oh. Ami: Oh. Edge: Ok, ok, ok! Matt: Ok! Ami: Ok! Sonknuck: Ok! Mike: Ok! Lil: Ok! Riochet: Ok! Sonique: Ok! Shorty: Ok! Edge: Ok! Hyper Mac: Ok! Munkee: Ok! Seven: Ok! Rusty: Ok! Anony: Ok! Jacko: Ok! Neil: Ok! Seth: Ok! H Hog: Ok! MercedesML55: Ok! SonKnuck: Where'd you come from? And how did Shorty and Neil both say Ok? MercedesML55: Don't you recognize me? Im SonKnuckle! SonKnuck: Really? You look like a car. Riochet: Let's all get in! (All of TPCG cram themselves into Mercedes) Mike: Ok, let's go! (Mercedes peels out and smashes into TPCG HQ) Rusty: MERCEDES! BAD BOY! I mean, BAD CAR! MercedesML55: Im sorry... Riochet: DRIVE! (Mercedes drives then somewhere and crashes into Area 51) All: NOOOOOOOOOOO! NOT AREA 51! NOOOOOOOOOOO! Author: Ok, corneliusopolis! All: NOOOOOOOOOOO! NOT CORNELIUSOPOLIS! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Tonic: Let's beat up Cornelius! (Mercedes drives them somewhere else before crashing again) Shorty: WHERE????!?? Author: AT AREA 51!!!! All: NOOOOOOOOO! Author: Tough. SonKnuck: Ok then. HELLO AREA 51'ers! ICEknight: Area 51'ers? SonKnuck: Er... BlueJoshi: What does 51'ers mean? SonKnuck: AARRRGGHHH! You scared me! BlueJoshi: Cool! Sonknuck: Cool???!??!?!?!? sth2k: Yes! LuigiLink: Lets see what's under this costume! SonKnuck: NOOO! You'll never take me alive! (All of a sudden, loads of Area 51 members pile up on top of SonKnuck, like Rugby, really) SonKnuck: P}{33r m3! Jan: Oh, ple~ase... SonKnuck: AAAARRRGGGHH! All of Area 51: EEEWW! It's HORRIBLE! (Suddenly, Area 51 is deserted) Riochet: I think it looks quite nice. Edge: What's wrong about a blue echidna? SonKnuck: Dunno... The End.