Verse Foxwell Resident Sourpuss Posts: 86 (5/20/02 1:41:14 am) Reply what's this i'm doing..!? a fanfic? (part one) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- *Sonknuck walks into the tpcg main hall* Sonknuck: *YAAAAAAAWN* *stretch* Sonkuck: anyone up? *Taeshi is watching TV.* Sonknuck: Good Morning Taeshi! what's on? Taeshi: It's the news... how boring, but it did say the floating island would cross over head again today, Sonknuck: Like last week? *looks out the glass section of the main hall ceiling* Sonknuck: i wonder why it's crossing over us so much lately? Mike: oh crap! Sonknuck and Taeshi: o.o Mike: sorry i alwys say that when we don't have any caffine in the morning. Sonknuck and Taeshi: ¬_¬ Munkee: *walks in* *blinks* The wind is kicking around out there, knocked in my window! I had to put a peice of wood over it. Sonknuck: we'll have to fix that. Taeshi: i only heal people , not windows.. can any of you three do it? everyone else isn't here. Jacko: I'm here! Sonknuck: good! you can fix the window! Jacko: oh crap. Mike: my line... Jacko walked up the stairs and past the rooms which were empty and the ones that were inhabited but all of the tpcgers were in the main hall or away.. it was lonely and with the win making those noises it wasn't very pleasent. Jacko: *grumble* here's his room. i don't have any glass... oh well i'll just put plastic in there, until i can get some and tell sonknuck i need to buy some glass. Jacko quickly slid a sheet of hard plastic into the hold on the window, and looked out the window... in the distance.. Jacko: The floatin' island is coming... again!? that's not normal i don't think. Jacko walked down to the main room. Mike: were... out of Casino Night Flavoured ice cream!? darn. we'll have to go to the store! Taeshi: were out of candy. we gotta go to the shoping center. Sonknuck: we're out of rom hacks, midis, and emeralds? we need to go to the store! Jacko: and i need some glass for the window. all i could find was plastic. All: TO THE TPCG MOBILE! Everyone rushed into the garage and all tried sqeezing into different doors of the van until they finnaly were situated. Sonknuck: i'm driving! Mike: oh crap, now we'll get a speeding ticket. Sonknuck backed up very carefully and floored it down the dirt road to the country road to the highway to town. in about 5 minutes. When they stopped again a motorcycle cop rode up behind them Cop: exuse me sir do you know how fast you were going? sonknuck: pretty slow! it took five whole minutes to go 30 miles! Cop: sir you were going 200 miles per hour in a 25 mile an hour zone. Sonknuck: is that... bad? Cop: do you have a liscence? Sonknuck: Look! a UFO! cop: huh!? *turns around* cop i don't see no ufo *turns back* The tpcg mobile was gone. Mike: oh crap. that's bad. Taeshi: the car's so dirty we can wash it at a car wash and no one will recognize it. Jacko: hey there's a car wash! the point is TPCG went to the store and bought verious items including candy glass emeralds and Ford motor company stickers for the TPCG mobile. (even though Kierre had covered it with them back when he was at tpcg) On the way home they took the back roads and naturally got lost in the mountains. Mike: won't say it.. won't say it... oh crap! darn i said it! Taeshi: are we lost Sonknuck? Sonknuck: no. Jacko: now are we? Sonknuck: no Mike: now? Sonknuck: no. Sonknuck : NOW we are. The tpcg mobile came to a cliff that had a gorgeos view of mountains and cloud tops. And i'll be darned if that floating island wasn't right there. It must have been about a mile out. way to low to the ground. Something was wrong.. SERIOUSLY wrong. all: wha? Jacko: it's to low. sonknuck: this is not good. Taeshi: *eating candy* Mike: not gonna say it ... not gonna say it. WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT? where's Edge? where's Kierre (formerly named "seth") will mike say it? does Taeshi like this candy? find out when i'm done talking with Edge, because that's taking up half my time, and i can't concentrate so i'll continue this in a few hours Verse Foxwell Resident Sourpuss Posts: 88 (5/20/02 3:34:40 pm) Reply Part 2 (keeping it in one thread) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Taeshi: *looks up* what on earth? Isn't that the floating island? Sonknuck: it's about to be the crashing island... Mike: Right into the mountain below us... Jacko: Well let's get in the TPCG mobile and get out of here and stop wondering why! Munkee: okay, but let's do it fast, no jostling for position... After spending five minutes trying to squeeze into various doors 3 at a time, the tpcgers were succsefully seated. Taeshi: I'm driving! Mike: good! Floor it, and drive it like you stole it! Munkee: and everyone strap in, you know Taeshi is an off-road racer in her spare time! Jacko: she is? *realizes he's not strapped in* Taeshi Turned the TPCG mobile around and burned out trying to get from the cliff. They went across the windy mountain road and up a hill side. Munkee: told you so! Whizzing past trees at a 45 degree angle going about 145 miles per hour, Taeshi seemed at home, everyone else grabbed on to they're seats and held on tight. Taeshi: ahg! I'm on seven cylinders! Sonknuck: keep going! it can't slow us down that much. Jacko: i could fix that... but not now! As they sped up the hill a tree fell in front of them causing Taeshi to make a sharp turn. There was a loud pop, and smoke began to trail out the back of the tpcg mobile as the drove up the hill. Jacko: what is this? the biggest mountain in this range? Sonknuck: nope, third biggest... it'll be safe on top i think if the engine can handle this stress. Munkee: The 'mobile is smoking... Mike: Looks like Death smoke, we're burning oil! Taeshi: i can see the summit! A tire and wheel fell of the right front corner of the TPCG mobile, tearing the axle out from beneath them, Taeshi couldn't stop the 'mobile from running into a tree. Taeshi: ahg! that's not sposed to happen! Sonknuck: The TPCG mobile... Jacko: we're rolling backwards. Mike: i think with the winnings from my newly purchased casino in casino night zone i can by a new one! Munkee: yeah all 4$ of them.. The Tpcg mobile bagan to roll than cartwheel down the hill side bouncing off trees and rocks. Jacko: i can still fix it! soon they rolled across the street again and over the cliff straight down towards the floating island which just then smacked into the hill side. Causing a big "boom" Everyone must've blacked out. It was cold.... And the wind could be heard blowing. Sonknuck: Where am I? who's all here? Jacko: owww... Mike: i'm alright. Taeshi: can't belive i tore out the axle, where are we? in a cave or something it's pitch black, all i can hear is wind above ground. Munkee: My Tails hurts.. not to mention the wings... Sonknuck: that's all of us that were here... Well let's climb out of the car and see if we can get out of this stupid cave! Everyone climbed out to find it was more bitter cold outside the car. Sonknuck watched his breath, as he could see it, in the form of steam. The Tpcgers trecked all the way through the cave till they came to an opening, it was above them, and the could all climb out. Each one reacted differently ass he or she climbed out. Sonknuck: Miles and miles of Ice.... Taeshi: I see mountains ... very far away. Mike: whoa, where ARE we? Munkee: the sky is grey... this is a grim place. Sonknuck: where's Jacko? a "Vroom" noise was heard, and a very beat up TPCG mobile with tape on it's axle drove out of a snow bank. Jacko: I told you i could fix it. Everyone coming? Mike: whoa.. that's amazing. o.o Taeshi: let me look under the hood, i put my off road racer's motor in here, i'll see how it looks... Munkee: yep i told you she did some off road racing. Sonknuck: her of all people? Taeshi: yeah! the grand prize? Lot's of candy, and i got to kick that snotty guy's butt. Everyone but Taeshi: o.o Taeshi: we're on 7 cylinders, and i had popped an oil line, Jacko Taped it back together. Mike: let me see the suspension. ... bent. Sonknuck: you and i should be able to straighten it out. Munkee: i'm gonna put those ford motor company stickers on it , to cover up the scrathes in the paint... i can pull out some dents too. Soon the tpcg mobile was rolling if badly, across the tundra. Sonknuck: we're only going 102 miles an hour! Taeshi: i fixed the engine and everyone fixed as much as they could, relax... but were almost out of fuel. All: AHH! Jacko: i have some orange soda. Sonknuck: put it in the fuel tank! On the make-shift composition of fuel Tpcg made it over the mountains, and they could see what seemed to be a huge river in the distance with gigantic icebergs on it. Mike: wait... this looks fimiliar, all: Ice Cap Zone? Sonknuck: the real one, we're not in a game. The TPCG mobile coasted down the hill with the engine shut off to save fuel, and coasted up to a small cave, that had a door sloppily put onto it. And a bad drawing of a canine.. something growling on it. Sonknuck: ? a sign said, Kierre's house stay out! Munkee: well we found him. Sonknuck: good i hope he has food, we need to stock up and figure out if the island has gone airborne again or is just sitting stuck in the hill side... what will come next? Verse Foxwell Resident Sourpuss Posts: 92 (5/22/02 9:38:51 pm) Reply short part -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- shorter part, i'm having a rough day n' all. Inside what TPCG saw was what appeared to be the inside of a normal house. It had two rooms on was the main room and the other was the bathroom. Which Soknuck hastily rushed into. Sonknuck: gotta potty ! There were to beds, each containing a Fox of some sort, one had an orange fox with blond hair and a giant "E" on his shirt, who was snoring loudly, while holding a playfox magazine. In the other bed was on of about the same size,grey fur, with blue hair, which was very messy, and a T-shirt which said "Shirt" on it. He didn't snore, and was also holding a playfox magazine. Taeshi: Perverts! The grey one spoke up. Kier: *blushes* not like we expected visitors. We were actually reading the articles. Taeshi: sure you were. The grey fox with his eyes still colsed stood up and shook himself off, and walked over to the refrigerator. (a hole in the wall since it was freezing outside) and pulled out a peice of meat, he ate half and dropped the other half on the floor. A little fuzz ball of a fox puppy skuttled over and ate it, then dissapeared into a hole in the wall. Edge: *SNOORRREEE* Kier: he came up here a while back, he's visiting. The snoring is a definate minus. Edge: *sleepily* wha..? Edge.. *groggy* oh hi guys, long time now see *gets out of bed, and shakes self off* *blinkblink* when'd you get here? The house was a mess, shirts and pants were all over the floor, but it didn't smell bad. it was just messy. Sonknuck came out of the bathroom Sonknuck: i've lost weight? Kier: so what's the deal with you coming here? Mike: it wasn't a choice. Jacko: *trying to steal a playfox* yeah we crashed. Kier: when the island did? Sonknuck: around then and mike said, Mike: oh crap. Kier: i take it you want me to show you the way out of here? Sonknuck: that would help, not to mention you and Edge should both take showers if you want to ride with us. Edge: o.o ? Kier: *sniffs self* maybe so, be right back. Pretty soon they were all in the tpcg mobile again, including edge and Kier now, Kier had his rusty sword again. Kier: *holding fur ball of a fox puppy* the islands very strange at the moment. Mike: how so? Kier: we can only get to the lake where the death egg was launched way back when. sonknuck: does that lake have a name besides "Launch base?" Kier: that's just what sega called it when the made a game about sonic's heroic deeds, a year or so after they happened. Jacko: *reading playfox* oh yeah! everyone but jacko: ??? Jacko: rr sorry.. Kier: where'd you get that!? Taeshi: *reaches back and whaps Jacko.* Jacko: ow. Kier: you're quite the theif.. Mike: anyone want to listen to my custom burned cd of casino night? 49 straight hours of it! then we can start again! all but mike: no! Mike: aww... Edge: i'm turning on the radio. Munkee: do we get stations from that one city where carnival night is here? Kier: no , we get on station, hit it, edge. *icecap zone music starts playing* Sonknuck: sega didn't compose that? Kier: they say it's an ancient echidna tune. *bitten by the puppy* ow. Taeshi: a tunnel. Sonknuck: let's go into it. Mike: yeah, it might get us to "Launch Base" Edge: uh.. Jacko: floor it! Munkee: i hate tunnels.. Kier: don't !! but it was to late, the TPCG mobile was sucked into the tunnel and shot out into a pile of bushes in a much warmer sunny area. Kier: do that... Munkee: Launch base? Edge: yup. Jacko: whoa, it's all over grown. Sonknuck: the buildings look unstable be careful when we get into them. Taeshi: it's overgrown because it's been years since sonic was actually here, and the mushroom hill forest's seeds blow across the lake. Jacko: oh. Mike: let's go then, Tpcg walked about 5 feet before they noticed a small hole in the ground marked "Plot hole" Kier: a plot hole. The Tpcg mobile rolled in of it's own accord. all: what!? our ride! The plot hole promptly dissapeared. Mike: now ain't that a - Jacko: duck! all: huh? Jacko: it's a falling building! all: AHHH! *duck* (quack) sonknuck: oh come on that missed us! Jacko: better safe than sorry Kier: it's getting dark, and you never know what roams around here at night, *waggles tail* A growl was heard in the backround. Kier: like a tiger. Taeshi: i'll handle this, i can speak tiger.. what's next?