(Lalala) STARRING!:SHORTYYYYYYYY!!!!-Let's honk! (lalala) He'll try to keep his sanity With the help of his really stupid friends. SIDEKICK ROLL CALL RIOCHEEEEEET!!!!-Then the kablingy when "gabloo"!!! DEZMOND CASTNERRRRRRRRRRRR!!!-F*** all the b***** that came up with this f***ing crap! TLoBBBBBB!!!!!!-I'm too bored with this. And other pointless facts (lalala) Repeat to yourself 'Chickens are chickens, cluck cluck cluck' And then you can relax! for Mystery Sonic Theater 3000! Shorty-I hate this place. There's always something crappy enough to watch here. Dezmond-D*** right, f***er!!!! Riochet-Look what I found! (Picks up movie reel) TLoB-How 'bout we burn it instead? Shorty-Oh how I'd love to... (Riochet pops in the movie reel into the projector, and all sit down) > LEMONADE Shorty-(Sarcastically) Doesn't it just strike terror in your heart? TLoB-No. >Princess Sally was having a bad day. Riochet- Ohno. My period's sneaking up on me again. Dezmond-I'LL IMPROVE HER DAY!!!! I'LL F*** HER!!!! TLoB-No, Dez. You won't. >More people had arrived, causing the > shortage of supplies to increase, Shorty-That just doesn't make sense. How can supplies become shortened and increased at the same time? Dezond-I'LL INCREASE HER F***ING SUPPLIES!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Riochet-You are a sick bastard, Dez. Dezmond-HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! > and there was no word from David, All-Who? > who went out to scout for locations to build another base TLoB-Riiiiiiiiiight...this'll help how? Dezmond-F***!!! Censor-Alright, you've had your fun (Hauls Dezmond away) Riochet-Crap! Now we'll have to get someone else to take his place! Ami-(Walks by) Shorty-AMI!! C'mon!! We're MSTing stuff! Ami-Alright... If I have to... > and relieve the pressure put on Knothole's resources. Shorty-Oh I don't know guys...I should't smoke! TLoB- C'mon, I dare ya! Ami-Peer pressure! > The fact that she had to settle a few petty squabbles >between some of the residents Riochet-Eh? Ami- That's MY goat cheese, thank you very much!! Shorty-No way! That's MINE!!! >did't help her mood any. So, what Rotor had laid >in front of her on his workbench was Riochet-A DICK!!!!! >was the cherry on the cake of her day. Riochet-Mmmmmm...cherry...(Drools) TLoB-Mmmmmm...cake...(Drools) Shorty-You mean she actually LIKED looking at Rotors' dick? > "What is_that_doing here?" Riochet-Well, when I heard you were coming, I took my pants off, and there it was! Ami-Eww... >The object she was referring to was Riochet-I already figured that out! It's a.... TLoB-Be quiet! >was a heavily damaged robot that Riochet-...HAD A DICK!!! Shorty-Shut up about the dick already! Riochet-Alright... >Rotor recieved on a "parts raid" in Robotropolis. TLoB-What is this person talking about??? >This would't bother Sally mauch at all if i > wasn't for the fact that this particuler robot Riochet-HAD A...... Ami-Say it and die. Riochet Sorry ma'am! >looked almost exactly like her. Shorty-Ah, the robotic twin scheme. Very crappy. >"I found it in a dumpster while I was Ami-...MASTURBATING!!! >scrounging around in Robotropolis," Rotor replied. > "I was wondering what ol' >Iron Lips did with it after it >it trashed his roboticizer lab that time. TLoB- I did nothing with it, but Robotnik threw it into a dumpster. >Pretty cool, huh?" Ami-No, Rotor. Not cool. Very uncool. >Sally frowned. Shorty- Mondo Frowno! > I'd rather not be reminded of that incident, Rotor TLoB-The noodle incident! >Still, I suppose there's a few good parts left in it we could use..." Ami-Number one: How could there be any good parts in the robot if it was heavily damaged? Number two: Why would you even need the parts? >"Actually," Rotor said, "I was thinking of Riochet-SE...(Shorty punches Riochet, which knocks him out) Shorty-Finally! The kid's quiet! >rebuilding her." >Sally blinked skowly at this. "What?" All but Riochet-HE SAID "I'M THINKING OF REBUILDING HER"!!!!!! >"Yeah, we could program her and have her help us out, >like with heavy equipment TLoB-What does he mean by "heavy equipment"? Ami-I don't even want to know. > or keeping Knothole safe... Shorty- Or program her to build Lincoln log buildings, or to play pong... >"Rotor," TLoB- Get your pants on. >are you out of your mind?!" > Sally nearly yelled, feeling a headache coming on. Ami- Heh heh! I'm coming on to you,Sally! Riochet-(Waking up) Eww... >That thing nearly spelled the end of us!!! Shorty- Hmmmm... let's see if I can spell "The end of us"...T...h...e...e...n...d.. .o...f...u...s...There! did it! >Rotor jumped back at this outburst. TLoB-Er....why? >"Well, it _did_ help us out at the end, Riochet-Sure, leave those "_" things in about every paragraph. That'll make 'em read this crap you call a T.V SHOW! >and we could use her again... Ami- For sex... >In fact, I thought it would be kinda cool if >you could help me rebuild her, maybe use Nicole >to..." Shorty- Sure Rotor...that would be reeeeally cool... >Sally's headache was getting worse. >"No," she said, shaking her head. Riochet-Say "No," to drugs! >"No, no, No, No, NO! TLoB-While you're at it, say "No,no,No,No,NO!" to drugs! >I don't want anything to do with that Ami- Vibrater! I already have one. >_thing_. Riochet-Stop that!!!! >I don't even want to see it ever again! > It belongs in a trash bin!!" Shorty- I belong in you... Ami- You belong in me... >B-But, Sally..." TLoB- It can make ice cream!!! >"I mean it, Rotor!" Ami-Then Sally left, and Rotor killed himself. The end. Can we go now? TLoB-I would, but the doors are locked until we watch this thing. Ami-Crap! >Sally crossed her arms. Shorty- I gotta pee!! >"Get what parts you can from it, Riochet- And come to bed...with the tools...hehehe. >Rotor sighed and hanged his head dejectedly. Ami-Then Rotor wondered what hanging yourself would feel like, so he hung himself and he died. The end. Can I go home yet? >Sally stormed out of the hut TLoB-Where's Sonic? Is this wholE EPISODE about Rotor and Sally? Ami-What is the world coming to? >and made her way to the ring pool. Riochet-So she was so mad she made a way to the ring pool. Weird. I would have punched stuff. >She needed a quiet place to where she could Riochet-MASTURBATE!!! >where she could cool off, Shorty-The fight with Rotor made her hot...hot for herself... > and a Power Ring was due to rise up soon. TLoB-What's it to her? She doesn't use Power Rings! Sonic does, but Sally doesn't! > * * * Riochet-Hey, I can do that!! * * * See?! >When she arrived, Sally sat in the grass and rubbed her forehead, TLoB-Er...why? >looking up at the clear blue sky and sighing Riochet-(Singing) Out in the clear blue sky!! >"Not a cloud in the sky, Shorty-The importance of saying that to yourself is...? >yet, it feels like it's raining Shorty-Ah, that's why. >cats and dogs..." Ami-Who know cats and dogs can fall to the Earth as rain?! >*Sounds like I shoulda brought an umbrella with me, eh?* TLoB-I am Canadian, eh! Riochet- Me too, eh. >Sally gasped Ami- I forgot my tampons! >and quickly looked around, Shorty- I knew I put them somewhere around here! >finally spotting a short, familier pony-tailed wolf > sitting next to a tree nearby. Ami-Seth? Riochet-OMG!!! Seth is in a T.V.SHOW, and Sally is spotting him!!! >"Who...? All-WE TOLD YOU, SETH!!! >Oh, Vision..." All-Who? Shorty-Can it be? Another Fan made Charector? >she said, catching her breath. "You scared me... >What are you doing here?" Riochet- Uhh...this tree. Ami-Eww... >Vision smiled and leaned against the tree. TLoB-Then humped it. >"Oh, just passing through, seeing how things are going. Riochet- While on top the the tree and humping it. >Ya seem down today, what's wrong? Shorty-Would't you already know if you were seeing how things are doing? >Sally laid back in the grass, closing her eyes. Ami-Then Vision laid with her, and nine months later, Sally gave birth. The end. >"What _isn't_ wrong today?" Riochet-AGAIN WITH THE _ THINGS!!!!! AARRGGHH!! >She then replayed all the days events to Vision, TLoB- Ooh, replaying is fun. Shorty- Yeah! Damn, I lost. Wanna replay again? TLoB-Sure! >finishing with her argument with Rotor. Shorty- Hey, the argument with Rotor part is no fun at all. TLoB- Yeah, lets replay something else. >"Of all things, he wanted_me_ to help Riochet- Take his pants off. >rebuild that bucket of bolts. Ami-Yeah, he could've at least given you an ice cream bar as a reward. Shorty-But no, Rotor's too selfish to share. >Where'd he get such a horrible idea from?" TLoB-Oh, I don't know...maybe his blubber filled brain where he thinks of places to hide his chacolate bars. >Vision rubbed his chin, musing. All-(Rubbing chin and dancing) Hey! Hey! We're doing the musing dance! Hey! Hey! When we do the musing dance we rub our chins and yell Hey! Hey! >"Actually, Sally, Shorty-I wanna have sex. >I don't think it's such a bad idea at all." Ami-Yeah, rebuilding a deadly robot that could tick and kill everyone like that (Snaps fingers) is a good idea... >Sally looked at the Keld'yrian All-A what? >in disbelief. "You've _got_ to be kidding..." Riochet-I HATE THOSE _ THINGS!!!!!! DIE, _ THINGS!!!!!!!!! Shorty- Not at all. >"Not at all." Vision shrugged. Shorty-...Not this again. >"Give her a mind of her own, TLoB-Robots don't have minds, they have computer chips, so how can you give a robot a mind? >teach her the right things, Ami-...Like how to play pong when Rotor's bored. >and she could be a great benifit. Shorty-...Riiiiiiiiight........ >"You just don't understand, Riochet- I lost my tampons, and they're not here! >you _or_ Rotor..." TLoB-Are those _ things supposed to make her sound angrier? Shorty-Who knows.... >Sally groaned, Ami-...Because she had an orgasm. >rubbing her forehead. TLoB-The importance of that is...? >"That robot could have lead Robotnik right to Knothole's doorstep, Riochet-How knew that Knothole had a doorstep?! Ami-I sure didn't. >and could've killed Sonic! Shorty- Mondo Frowno! >And the fact that it looks like _me_ makes it >that much worse!" TLoB-...And how much worse is that? Riochet-I don't know but I HATE THOSE _ THINGS!!!!! Shorty-Get a grip, Rio! Riochet-(Grumbles something) >Vision moved his arms hehind his head and rested > his head on them. Ami-Then immedietly moved them back because he forgot to use his deoderant. >"True, but I think it's a bit more productive to Shorty-...have sex than to just talk. >focus less on what she was and what she could be." TLoB-????? You can't assign genders to robots! >"Easy for you to say," Ami-Well duh, Sally. It's easy for anyone to say that! >Sally replied, blowing Riochet-Vision. >her bangs out of her face. Shorty-So she could see what she was... Ami-(Punches Shorty) That's enough from you. >"It's just not that easy for me to forget one > of the biggest lemons life has handed me, >you know. TLoB-No, I don't know. >"Lemon, eh?" Riochet- I am Canadian, eh! Shorty- Me too, eh! >Sally rolled her eyes. TLoB-That would be weird... >"Make lemonade, yeah I know, I know..." Ami-Well I still have no idea what you're talking about! >Vision grinned. Riochet-Because he saw that Sally did't have her pants on. >"Well, summertime's here, m'lady. Shorty-Holy crap!!! Vision is hitting on Sally!! Riochet- It's wham bam fizzle fazzle dippstick wamba willard fillard bingle wingle Tinky Winky Laalaa Dipsy Po Juice time!!!!!!!! >Perfect reason to get out the suger and ice cubes, eh? Ami-No, it isn't. >"But Vision... TLoB-Nicole told me to "go for it!" >Sally sighed, turning to look at him, only to find noone there. Ami-Who's "Noone"? Shorty-Sure, do the "Now you see the gay fanmade charector, now you don't!" scheme. Crappy. >"Vision?" She looked around but no sign of him. Riochet-Because he was never there, duh. >She sighed again and Ami-And stuck her finger in her... >sat there, deep in thought... Riochet- Where did I put that gum? >Well, the robot_could_be reprogrammed to Shorty-Entertain Rotor when he got bored. >for our side, and it's strength could be useful... TLoB-Unknown to the writer of this peice of crap, "it's" is a contraction of "it is", so it's like saying "it is strength could be useful..." Riochet-(Blinks) Riiiiiight... >Her train of thought was interrupted as Shorty-...Sonic yelled "MONDO FROWNO!!!!!" >a Power Ring rose from the pool with a rush of water. Ami-It's a coincedince that a Power Ring came right when Sally happened to be there... >Quickly grabbing a long stick nearby, she managed >to catch the ring just as it fell back to >the pool. Shorty-Pfff, yeah right. I could do that 2 times faster than her! >She let the ring slide down the stick and held it in > her hands at the same time, Riochet-Not that kind of stick, sicko. TLoB-(Sad groan) >thinking... TLoB-Whoa, there's something Sally hasn't done for a long time! Ami- Ow...this concept of thinking hurts my head...too complicated... >"Circle... Shorty-What about it? >what goes around comes around..." Riochet-The point of saying that is...? Ami-Probably to be dumb. Why does Sally use these old sayings? TLoB-Please explain. Ami-I mean, she's using phrases like "When life gives you a lemon, make lemonade", and "What goes around comes around". Shorty-What is the world coming to?! >She then chuckled to herself TLoB-Er...why? Just because she said "What goes around comes around"? Ami-Crappy joke, if you ask me. >and made her way back to Knothole. Shorty-Wow, Sally had a busy day! First having to argue with Rotor, then makes a new way to the ring pool,then she talks with an imaginary fan-made charector, then makes a new way back to Knothole! > *** Riochet-Eh, I think the "(((((((((()))))))))))))" thing is better... >Rotor heard a knock to the door on his hut. TLoB- Momma came home to visit! >Putting his tools down, Ami-Not those kind of tools, sicko. >he opened the door to find Sally standing there. Riochet- Are you still here? Go home! Stop building that robot! >"Oh, hi Sally..." Shorty- I put my tools down, but now that I saw you, I picked them back up. TLoB-Eww...disgusting... >"Hi..." Sally said, somewhat sheepishly. Ami- Baaaa!!! Baaaaa!!! Baaaaa!!!! >"Rotor, TLoB-Lets have sex. >I'm very sorry for snapping at you like I did.... Shorty-SNAP! CRACKLE! POP! TLoB-RICE CRISPIES! >it's been a rough day for me, Ami- Because I lost my tampons in the ring pool... >and I shouldn't have have taken it out on you like that." Riochet-What exactly did she take out on him? Shorty-Eww... TLoB-(Singing) Don't do me like that, don't do me like that... >Rotor smiled. Ami-Because he noticed that none of the Freedom Fighters wear pants. >"It's okay Sally, Riochet- I don't wear pants either. >I've had days like that before." Ami-What, days when you don't wear pants? TLoB-Yeah, I have days like that too. Shorty-Oh yeah, me too. Riochet-Me three. Ami-Eww...get away from me... >He then turned to look at Sally's Shorty-..Legs, because she wasn't wearing pants. Then Sonic walked in, yelled "Mondo Frowno!" and spindashed Rotor. The End. >mechanical counterpart lying on his workbench Ami-Which is what Rotor whatches when he gets real bored. >"I think it still has a few Riochet-D.... (Shorty whacks Riochet with a hammer, and Riochet falls uncounsience) Shorty-HAHA!! >good components we could use, TLoB-For what? Ami-Who knows? >and the servos All but Riochet-The what? Riochet-(Groggily waking up) Wha...? (Shorty whacks Riochet with a frying pan) Ami-I'm gonna have to take that away (Shorty gives Ami the pan) Ami-And the hammer. (Shorty gives Ami hammer) >could be useful in..." TLoB-In what...? Riochet-(Wakes up) Wooo...weird...I had a dream that included me being a cow from France and I gave the milk of paradise...(Goes on about his dream) Shorty-Can I please hit him? Ami-No! I wanna! (Whacks Riochet with hammer) Riochet-Owie... TLoB-THERE'S NO EFFECT!!!!!!!!!! Shorty-RUN!!! >He stopped as he Shorty-Masturbated while he went to the parts raid that no one really cares about... >watched Sally walk towards the robot (Riochet wakes up) All-Woowoo! >tying her hair Ami-Wha??? Sally doesn't have hair!! She has fur! >and putting on a pair of safety glasses. Riochet-Why would you need safety glasses? Yer not welding anything! Shorty-Well she's just an idiot. Riochet-Well, we established that... >"Sally?" Shorty- Why'd you get your pants on? >"Well, what are we waiting for?" Ami- LET'S CALL ROOM SERVICE!!!! Shorty- YEAH!!!! >Sally smiled as she Riochet-Took her pants of r-e-a-l-l-y slowly. >pulled out Nicole out studying the robot. Shorty- Hmmm...here is where the candy goes... then it makes chocolate out of...(Looks at paper) LOVE?! WHO'S BEEN SCREWING WITH THIS THING?! Riochet-...Me... >"We have some lemonade to make." Ami- Yeah, that's smart...make lemonade while you're remaking a robot. TLoB-That can be messy... >Boggled, Riochet-Sally said, "Where did I put my candy?" Oh, there it is. (Eats the candy) >Rotor could only Shorty-Scratch his head and say, "Huh?" >scratch his head and say, "Huh?" Shorty-Hate that. > -->End<-- All-YAY!!!! Riochet-Hooha! >-- All-Noooooooooooooooo!!! Ami-Oh well, at least it's over! All-YAAY!!!! (All leave building)