(lalala) (Lalala) STARRING: SHORTYYYYYY!: *Yawn* Now keep in mind Shorty can't control Which FANFIC he'll send him next. (lalala) He'll try and keep his sanity With the help of his really stupid friends. SIDEKICK ROLL CALL EDGE!: Another Chapter! SONKNUCK!: Ooooooh. MIKE. SHAFFERRRRRRR!: That's ilogical captain. If your wondering how he is so bored and sad And other pointless facts (lalala) Repeat to your self 'Cows go moo!', And then you can relax! for Mystrey Sonic Theater 3000! (Mike walks into the projecting room) Mike: Hmmmmmmm....... My first MST eh? SonKnuck: Come on Mike sittdown! Mike: Okey Dokey! (Jumps onto a chair) Edge: So what are we watching today? SonKnuck: We gotta wait for Shorty first. Shorty: (Walks in) *Yawn* Hi guys... So what are we watching? SonKnuck: 'Sonic fights Robotnik'... Shorty: NO! I refuse. SonKnuck: Part 3: Too fast for the naked eye.... by.. All but SonKnuck: Sonic Fan we know, we know.... SonKnuck: Okay you know the drill. Shorty: What drill? SonKnuck: Edge, dim the lights, Mike, Get the popcorn, Shorty fire up the projector.. Edge: Why don't you do anything? SonKnuck: Because I'm the main character. Shorty: Hey! I'm the main character! Edge: No! Non of are. Shhhhh! It's starting. Shorty: You mean this thing hasn't even started!? >SONIC FIGHTS ROBOTNIK 3 SonKnuck: Dum, Dum, Durrrrrrr! >Too Fast for The Naked Eye Edge: Oh deary me.... >By SONIC FAN Mike: Get to the point! >Another SWAT smashing action paked story from the master >of sonic fan fiction!!! Shorty: (Shakes his head) He really has no clue, does he? >It was another day in Knothole not being without the >worry of Dr. Ivo Robontik. Shorty: Is it me or does Robotnik die at the end of every Sonic fights Robotnik? SonKnuck: It's you. >All the freedom fighters were >doing usuaful stuuff. Edge: Is that useful or usual? Shorty: We'll never know, Edge, We'll never know. >Sally was orgazining the computor >records, Bunnie was reajusting her mechanical arm and >ROtor was dunking donuts in the lab. Mike: And where's Tails Wasx's Kung-fu? >Meanwhile while >this stuff was being done Sonic was in his hut watching >TV. Then Tails walked in. >"Hi there Tails have a Mountain Due" said Sonic Edge: No thank you. I already drunk some of my piss yesterday. >"thanks sonic hey whats on TV." >"Everything on tv sucks thanks to robotnik. Shorty: Argh! I thought he was dead! SONIC FAN makes no sense! >Since the TV >station is still down the only thing to watch is >robotniks channel" said sonic Shorty: Oh no not that again.... >{{{{{{{{{{{{}}}}}}}}}}}}} >Just then Rotor suddenly spilled coffee on the >cybersuit. >"oops" he said Mike: That was....... pointless. >{{{{{{{{{{{{{}}}}}}}}}}}}}}} >Sonic is watching TV. >Robotnik: Doo doo doo this is the robotnik channel and >it's time for the Robotnik show! Shorty: Hey what about me!? >Snively and the SWAT bot orchastra play the Robotnik >Show theme song. Snively plays the sax. Mike: My, Snively is talented! >Robotnik: Helloo! Wlecome to the show! Live from >Robotnropolis! SonKnuck: Film this show in your town damn you! >So freedom fighters are like, lame. >SWAT bots: HA......HA.........HA Mike: And the joke was? >"Boo!" say sonic and Tails Edge: Aaahh! >Robotnik: We'll be right back after this commercial. Doo >doo doo doo doo dooo. All: (Singing) Dooby dooby doot doot doot doot ahh! > Hello. Are you robotocizd? Edge: Yes. (Everyone backs away from Edge) > If not >there are people who can help. Shorty: Brilliant! (Everyone backs away from Shorty instead) > Just stop by robotropolis >and we'll robotocize you good. Mike: Will he robotize you good? Edge: He will. >Doo doo doo I'm Dr. Ivo >Robotnik doo doo doo I'm a singin' my song because we're >back ooh doo doo doo doo. SonKnuck: Scooby, Scooby, Scooby dooooooooo! >Robotnik: Today our guest is Ken Penders. All: Noooooo! >Snively and the swats play music while Ken walks onstage Shorty: And as Ken walks on stage many SEGA-Sonic fans throw there Sonic 3 game cartridges at him. >Robtnik: Hiya Ken! >Ken: Hello Mr. Docotor SonKnuck: Mr. Docotor? Shorty: Riiiiiight. >Robotnik: Please, call me Ivo Edge: And call me Maurice! >Ken: ok Evo >Robotnik: IVO! >Ken: Ok FatO Mike: FatO's! New from Robotropolis! Coming sooooooon! >Robotnik: Fock!!! just forget it! SonKnuck: No! FOCK YOU! Shorty: No you! SonKnuck: Yooooooou! >Ken: Otay Edge: What about it? >Robotnik: So Ken what do you do for a job >Ken: Well I draw Sonic comics >Robotnik: really >Ken: because I hate sonic Shorty: Riiiiight. Why? >Robotnik: Really? ME TOO!!! SonKnuck: ME TOO! I WANNA GO TO THE CIRCUS! Shorty: Me too! SonKnuck: ME TOO! >Ken: And I want to kill Sally! >RobotniK: Really? ME TOO!!! SonKnuck: Me too! >Ken: Mmm-hmmm thats right a-yup Shorty: Mmmmm-hmmm thats right a-yup yourself! >Robotnik: So if you draw sonic comics.... >Ken: ya Mike: I am from Germany ya? >Robotnik: and you hate sonic... >Ken: ya Mike: YA! Das ist gut! >Robotnik: Wouldn't that be kind of a.....Walking >Contradiction? Shorty: Eviiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiill!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >Ken: In what way >Robotnik: Snively, wouldn't you agree that's it's a >walking contradiction Shorty: No you fat focker bastard. SonKnuck: WHAT DID YOU SAY!? >Snively: Well...uuhhh...I.... >Robotnik: JUST SAY YES!!! >Snivley: Um, ok, er um, ah, yes Shorty: Um, ok, er, um, ah, yes yourself! >Robotnik pulls out and electric guitar Mike: Boogie! and snively plays >the bass some SWAT bot plays drums SonKnuck: While laughing like this 'HA..HA..HA' >They play Walking Contradiction by Greenday Shoorty: Noooooooooo! GREENDAY SUCKS! >Robotnik: DUNN DUUNN DUNNN WALKING CONTRADICTION!!! Shorty: DUNN DUUNN DUNNN GREENDAY SUCKS! >Sonic says "Well that wasted some time. I wonder what >Roter is up to" Edge: He's falling through the roof. >JUST THEN ROTOR FALLS THROUGH THE ROOF OF THE HUT!!! Edge: Told you. >Rotor "Sonic Its' an emergency!!!" >"What is it? Another SWAT missel?" says Sonic Mike: No someone just broke your roof! >"No!" said Rotor "Geoffry St. George is putting the >moves on Sally!" Shorty: Who cares about it I want Amy in her SA format! Hubba = hubba! >"Ye gads!" said sonic SonKnuck: To the Buttmobile! >"I'll be right out there kicking >his butt in a few minutes!" Mike: Now Sonic you know that's not very nice... >"Hey sonic" mentioned Tails "Did you ever think that our >lives are like TV shows sometimes" SonKnuck: "No! FOCK YOU MILES!" mentioned Sonic. >"Uhh whaddya mean?" sonic said Edge: Sonic's been smoking crack again! >"Well you know sometimes we do stuff and it's like the >stuff on Tv and stuff" tails said Mike: Where did you get a stupid idea like that from!? Were featured in comic books. >"Tails shut up. I don't know what the fock you're >talking about our life being tv or something now I gotta >JUICE!" sonic said then he ran out of the hut WHOOOOSH! Shorty: What a wopping whoosh! All But Shorty: Uh? Shorty: Never mind. >{{{{{{{{{{{{}}}}}}}}}}}}}}} >Knothole Villiage >SCRREEEEECHCHHHH!!! CRRAAAASSSHHHHH!! Mike: BBBBIIIIIIIINNNNNGGGGGG BBBBBAAAAAANGGGGGGG! BOOOOOOM! >sonic runs into a hut SonKnuck: Ah, but which hut? >"Ahhh Sally you are like the most beutiful apple" Shorty: Fresh! (Slaps St. John) >Geoffry said >"You are so flattery" said Sally Mike: Oh behave. >Sonic climbed out of the junk pile >"Hold it G! Get your hands off her you damn dirty ape!" SonKnuck: Oooh! Aaah! Oooh! >sonic spat Edge: Coughs and sneezes spread diesases. And spit and germs.... do something. >"Oh well look at this. If it isn't the villiage >buffooon." All: What a bufooooooon! > Geoffrey said "How are you today villiage >buffoon? Felling stupid i thought so fa-ha ha ha" SonKnuck: fa-ha-ha-ha? >"SHUT UP!!!" sonic said Shorty: Steady on ol' boy! >"Oh touche, Sono. I am great, you are not, end of story" SonKnuck: End of story. Good bye. --Shorty-- Shorty: Who are we kidding? >Geoff said >"Oh yeah, well let's just figt about it, buttmunch." >sonic said Mike: Buttmunch! New from Knothole! Half Butt half munch! >"Well ok we shall du-el for the love of fair lady >princess sally" Geoff said "In a gentlemanly fashion of >course. And of couse I will wi-" Shorty: (Kills St. John) What a twat! >Just then Sonic turned into a spin blade and cut Geoffry >in half! SonKnuck: Eecums! >"Oh my God! They killed Geoffrey!" said Rotor >"YOU BASTARDS!" said Tails Mike: Let me guess, they have furry South Park on thier TV's right? >{{{{{{{{{}}}}}}}}}}}} >5 min. later >"Hey rotor" said Sonic "How's my cybersuit? Is the tune- >up done?" Edge: Fix your own focking suit. >Rotor said "Er, well I kind of spilled coffee on it so I >had to clean it. Mike: Oh so that's what that scene was for! >And instead of using Polymethalene >cleanser i used Polyzethelene cleanser" Shorty: Is there a diffrence? >"And that means..." said sonic, tapping his foot >"It don't work no more" said Rotor SonKnuck: Oh it 'don't' work no more eh? Well Rote, FOCK YOU! >"Oh well that's just not good. What will we do now. Do >you know how to fix it robor?" Edge: Robor? Shorty: It's short for Robotnik! Mike: Fix your own focking suit. SonKnuck: That's what Rotor said! Mike: Well, Fix your own bastard suit. >"Hell no" said Rotor SonKnuck: Lot of help you've been! >"Well this is just peachee" sonic said Edge: Peachee king I'll have you know! >"Hey sonic my Uncle Bob used to have a cybersuit I bet >he can fix yours!" said Tails >"Way past cool bro!" said sonic "Where does he live?" Shorty: Up my ass. SonKnuck: FOCK YOU! >"Like, on the other side of mobius" tails replied Mike: Yeah, like... Let's go and stop, like, Robotnik, like, in, like, Robotropolis, like. >"FOCK!" said sonic "Well I guess we have to go there" SonKnuck: Sonic and SOnic weren't pleased either. >"Hey Sal" said Sonic "Me an Tails are going to find Bob >Prower" Mike: But before we go can we ave cyber sex? Shorty: *Cracks up* >SAlly said "Can you stop by the mall and pick up some >stuff" Edge: I need my self inprovement magazines! >"Stuff? well ok." sonic said >Sally gave sonic the shopping list. Then she moved close >to him All: WHOAH! Shorty: Get in there dude! >and said >"Hey thanks for killing Geoffry St. George he was a real >dumbass. he kept like saying stupid stuff to me and >stuff." Mike: No problem, an' stuff, I just wanna see you happy an' stuff. >"No prob Sal" said Sonic "I'm always glad to kill Geoff" Edge: I think where'd guessed that. >"Well like, get going now or something" said sally Mike: Where'd like better or something, We'll see you later or something. >"Ya ya hey tails get the hoverbikes!" sonic said Edge: Get yer own focking bikes! >{{{{{{{{{{{}}}}}}}}}}}} >Mobius Garage less than 1 minute later Mike: Hover bikes don't go that fast! They take exactly 3 hours to get there. >"Wow y'all they all is osme hoverbikes isn that a right >Antony?" Bunnie said SonkNuck: Qui my luve! Sometimes there awesome as well! >"Zee is le ooh la ola of zee bike hoovaire izznt ze >Sonique?" Antoinne said Sonique: (Walks in) Did you say my name? Mike: Nah. You can go back to your life now. >Bunnie says "Y'all got th' sprokets in em. sprok'ts is >funny ya'll know some of em are round and some of em are >sqaure hecka y'all all ought'a know some of em arent >even sprokets at all!" Shorty: Lot of use you've been! (Throws Bunnie away) >"Oui oui ze spookets is ze mose importante part ov ze >Hoo-veir-siay-coule" antoinne said Mike: Shut up Ant! My mom was a saint! >"Yeah I'll keep that in mind or something" sonic said >*they're stupid* sonic thought to himself SonKnuck: Sonic then remembers in this 'Show he is stupid as well and forgets the whole thing. >"Juciy peanut butter an jam on the hoverbikes HEY HO All: (Swaying the arms from side to side) HEY, HO! HEY, HO! >LETS GO" said Tails revving the engine of his bike >Sonic jumped on a bike and started it. >KRAKA KRAKA BADOOOM! Mike: BINNG BBBBAAAAAANNNNNNNGGGGGG! BBBBBBBOOONNNNNGGGG! >The engines of both bikes blow up >"Oh ya'll suga" said Bunnie "I was a try'hin to fix tha >old ther old bikes but some of em was bolts and some of >em was screws and some of em was sprokets. Heck all >y'all some em weren't even things at all!" Shorty: I thought I threw you away! SonKnuck: Nah I'm back to annoy you with more pointless riddles. >"Ah oui i say BOONIE pass me ze sPoRokEt and she passe >me une sproket when i want UNE SPROOKATE! UNE SPROOKATE! >ise zat zo ard to oonderstande?" Antoinne said Shorty: Chanel Neus! >"ok Tails, plan B. This sucks." sonic said Edge: That was Plan. B? What a useless waste of a plan! >"Plan C, we walk, or in our case run and fly really >fast" sonic continued Mike: Fock that! I'm going to Casinopolis! SonKnuck: (Hitting Mike over the head) Bad Mike! Archie Universe! No Casinopolis! >So SOnic and Tails ran off into the sunset going in the >general direction of the Mobius Mall Mike: See there's the mall Amy went just before the Egg Carrier appeared! >{{{{{{{{{{{{}}}}}}}}}}}}}}} >Robotropolis, the Death Egg >"Mwahahahaha" said Robotnik "I own the only TV station >on Mobius now they have to watch MY SHOWS! >HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Shorty: Not if they turn off there TV's. >Grounder and Scratch were in front of the TV camera >Grounder shoots scratch with a laser gun >"Huhuhuhuhuh" said Grounder >"Heheheheheh" says Scratch. SonKnuck: IT'S NO LAUGHING MATTER! Scratch could really be hurt! Mike: Robotnik and Sonic should have no feelings! Bad Eggman! Bad! > Then scratch beats grounder >with a computer terminal >"You idiots!" Robotnik said "Cut that out! SonKnuck: You could hurt your selfs.... >Why don't you >do something useful, like kill people at the mall or >something" Edge: But I don't wanna! >"Cool" said grounder >"Heh heh heh heh yeah!" said scratch "cool!" >"Uhhh sir" said Snively, walking into the room Shorty: Your a big fat -Bleep-in' -Bleep- head! >Robotnik walks in front of the TV camera and says >"Hello, I would like to make a public service >announcement. Snively is dumb. Thank you." >Everybody laughs SonKnuck: And the joke is? > except for snively who mutters "Ugly >old robofat" SonKnuck: Boriiiiing. Mike: Watch it! He might call you a Robo-Fat soon! SonKnuck: Eecums! >{{{{{{{{{{{}}}}}}}}}}}}}} >Mobius Mall >"let's see what we're supposed to get" sonic said, >looking at the list "Hmmm a dress, I guess we don't need >to get that since Geoffry is dead" Shorty: That's what I want you to think! But Robotnik ressirected me as Metal Sonic BWHAHAHAHAHHA! Mike: He really likes Metal-Sonic don't he? SonKnuck: Yep. >"Hey sonic wanna spend all the money at the arcade?" >said Tails Mike: NO! FOCK YOU! Where's me crack? >"Yeah" said sonic "Good idea, i hate shopping" >Scratch and Grounder are hiding behind a plant >"Hehehheh" said Scratch "Were we supposed to get like, >apples or something" Edge: Yeah, or somethin', like, yeah, or somethin'. >"No Buttwad" said Grounder as he loaded his grenade >launcher "we have to kill people and stuff" Edge: Yeah, or somethin', like, yeah, or somethin'. >{{{{{{{{{{}}}}}}}}}}}} >Arcade >Tails is playing pinball >Sonic sees the pinball machine and has a flashback >"AHHHHHH!!! NO! NOT PINBALL!" he screams and then falls >on the floor. On the way down he knocks over a few >arcade machines Mike: Again that was pointless. >{{{{{{{{{{}}}}}}}}}} >Internet Cafe >Sonic is reading the newsgroups and drinking a cafe >late. Mike: Hmmmmmm...... Let's take a look at AFSH. (See's Zac's post. 'BWHAHAHAHA Sonic Underground rules!' Closes message) What a twat. >alt.fan.sally-acorn >"Here's a message from Geoffry St. George" >From: stgeorge@knothole.com Shorty: It's St. John you monkeys ass! >Message Title: Hello Sally >Hello Sally I love you. What say we have some cybersex. SonKnuck: Actually it's 'ave' cyber sex! Shorty: *Cracks up* >"Arg! I'll kill him!" says Sonic >Sonic goes back to the arcade to check on Tails Edge: And see's another pinball machine and clapses. >{{{{{{{{{{}}}}}}}}}}} >Grounder and Scratch walk into the arcade both are >heavily armed. Shorty: Why are we here again Scratch? SonKnuck: (Laughing like a prat) I dunno. (Walks out) >Then sonic walks in "Yo tails what up?" Mike: While Sonic has his back turned Scratch and Grounder murder him. End of Story. Can we go home now? >Grounder drones "Hegehog Priority 1 or something!" Mike: Let's get them or something..... >"Heheh heh heh heh DIE!!!!" says Scratch >Sonic and Tails duck behind A pac man machine. Grounder >fires grenades at it blowing it up. Sonic runs and leaps >onto antoehr machine. Edge: A WHAT?! Shorty: My lamer transualter says that's suposed to be another machine. > Scratch fires the machine gun all >over the place. >Tails jumps on grounder and pulls his nose out and lets >it snap back SonKnuck: And while Tails has his back turned as he is on Grounder, Scratch murders him. Sonic cries over Tails' body SEGA come and hit him with large sticks thus mudering him. End of Story. Can we go home now!? >"Ow! huh huh!" said grounder "You die infeldel >Kitasune!" Shorty: (In a posh english accent) You inferldel! >Tails gets hit by grounders drill missle! >"ack i'm bleeding!" said Tails Edge: I've also got a massive hole in my stomach but no matter! >Sonic spin dashes through an arcade machine and smashes >into scratch. Snic steals his gun and puts it to >Scratches head and pulls the trigger! KABLAMO!!! Mike: BBBIIIINNNNGGGG BBBBBAAAAANNNNNGGGGG BBBBBBBOOOONNNNGGGG! >"heh heh me dead" said Scratch SonKnuck: No it's 'messa dead'! >Grounder fires moregrenades. They miss sonic but blow up >arcade machines. Sonic gets hit in the head with a stray >joystick. He gets knocked down. Shorty: So let me get this straight. Sonic dodges Missles, Rays and grenades and gets knocked down by a Joystick? Riiiiiight. > Grounder rolls over to >im. Shorty: *Cracks up* >Then the voice from Furry Mortal Kombat III says "Finish >Him" sonic pulls out a power ring and dashes grounder >blowing him up into a kazillion peices. SonKnuck: A Kazillion peices and a zillion pieces even! >"Game Over for them" said sonic >Sonic and Tails leave the mall but before they do they >get some food from Furry McDonald's and steal TP from >the bathrooms and TP the guy working a Furry Radio >Shack. SonKnuck: And then Tails got a Furry Big mac and said 'yuck' as he looked at the furry menu placed upon the furry table across the furry floor! Shorty: Try saying that reaaaaal fast! >{{{{{{{{{{{{{{}}}}}}}}}}}}}}} >Sonic and Tails trek accross Mobius to find Bob Prower. >They have many exciting adventures but eventually they >reach a town. Edge: How descriptive! >{{{{{{{{{{{}}}}}}}}}}}} >6 months after they left Knothole Sonic and Tails arrive >at the town where Tails used to live >"I used to live here you know" said Tails Mike: Yes that idiot SONIC_FAN just told us. >"Bob's Trailer >is just over there....." >Just then a robot moves towards them. Followed by a spy >eye. >They spy eye has robotnik's face on the screen. >"HELLOOOOOO!" says Robotnik Hougan: HELLOOOOOO ROOOBBBBBOOOOTTTTNNNNIIIIIKKKKK! All but Hougan: AAAAH! >"Yo Tubbanik I've seen enough of you on TV already" >sonic says Mike: What do you mean seen enough of me? I haven't been on TV since the '80's! >"Hah hah shut up Sonic. Edge: You never told me 'Sonic fights Robotnik' was a comedy and tragerdy put together! > You see, I followed you here so >you could meet my newest bot. Meet TANK BOT mark II" >Robotnik said All: Duh, Duh, Durrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! Shorty: (Pushes a button and a toilet flushes) Oooops. >The robot comes into view. It's Tank Bot only bigger, >better and more heavily armed >"BEEP BEEP KILL FREEDOM FIGHTERS ARRR BEEP BEEP BEEP" Mike: Meep, Beep, Beep, Beep. Shorty: I never did such a thing! >says the bot >"Ok" says Sonic "Tails......run" SonkNuck: Just in the gap when Sonic says 'Tails.....run' the Tank bot II squashes both of them. End of Story. CAN WE PLEASE GO HOME NOW!? All but SonKnuck: NO! Edge: Geez! What is up with you? SonKnuck: I'm sorry it's just that this EPISODE is giving me a migrain! >Tank Bot chases after sonic. It runs at Sonic's speed >sonic can hardly dodge all the lasers and missles flying >at him. Sonic runs up a wall. *this alwaysworks* he >thinks SonKnuck: The Tankbot gets smashed, Sonic dances like a little blue idiot. The Knotholers all dance in a little circle. Sonic Fan will join them. I puke the end. CAN I PLEASE GET OUT OF HERE NOW!!? Mike: (Ties him up) No! >But Tank Bot II doesn't fall for that trick! It fires a >missle at sonic which missle the blue blure by only an >inch. Sonic is running around Tails is flying around. >Then Tails catches a missle and throws it at the bot. >YOWZA! KABLAMO! Mike: BBBBIIIIINNNNNGGGGG BBBAAAANNNNGGG BBBBBOOOONNGGG! TANK BOT 2 EXPOLDES! >"Another day another tank bot dead" said sonic >"we don't kill tank bot every day you know" said Tails Edge: You do when I'm writing it! >"Ya ya ya what" said sonic Shorty: I'm from Germany too, ya? >The cameraman tells them to go to the next scene SonKnuck: Go, to the next scene! Shorty: FOCK YOU! >{{{{{{{{{{{{}}}}}}}}}}}}}}} >Bob Prower's trailer >Tails knocks on the door "Hey uncle Bob we need your >help!" Shorty: Have you got any crack?! >Bob opens the door carrying a triple-barrel shotgun >"Come in ye, Welcome to my trailer" >"hi there" says Sonic "Are you like, Bob Marley" Edge: No I just work there. >"No" said Bob "Knuckles is like Bob Marley" All: He is?! Shorty: HOLY SMEG!! >"You've never met him though" said sonic All: You haven't!? Shorty: Okay this getting plain dumb now. Sonic hasn't met Knuckles? Riiiiight. >"The author told me" said Bob >"Yo what up" I said Shorty: YOU! (Kicks SONIC_FAN) >"Hey author" said sonic Mike: How about not writing anymore gay stories about me? >"Hey how's it going" I said SonKnuck: Like you'll ever find out! BWHAHAHAHA! (Flamethrowers SONIC_FAN) >"Past cool" said sonic >"See you later" I said >"Jam past cool alligator" said sonic Shorty: Jam past cool alligator yourself! >"Now getting back to the plot" says sonic "What do you >do around here" >"I make bombs" said Bob Edge: So eat this! (Throws a bomb at Sonic and Miles) SonKnuck: Sonic and Miles burn horriblely and never return. End of story. Can we please g- Shorty: (Kicks SonKnuck) SonKnuck: Owwww! >"He used to be in the furry IRA" said Tails Mike: Furry this and furry that! I wish there'd furry shut the fock up! >"That could be useful we could use bombs" said sonic >"But" sonic said "What we need you for right now is to >fix the cybersuit" Shorty: Fix yer own focking suit. >"Yeah" said Tails "And fix our TV station too! You can >do that right Bob?" >"Fock ye" said Bob "I'm not some fixing machine" SonKnuck: I can change that! >"We got lotsa chili Dogs" said sonic >"And hotdogs on a stick?" said Bob SonKnuck: No. But we have peanuts! Shorty: Oh boy! Peanuts! >"Yeh" said sonic >"Well I'll do it then" Bob said >{{{{{{{{{{{}}}}}}}}}}}}} >6 months later they all arrive back at Knothole. That >would mean they were gone for about a year. All: A year!? Shorty: Sonic, Miles and SONIC_FAN have all had an over dose of crack if you ask me! >"Sally, meet my uncle Bob Prower. Can he be a freedom >fighter?" Tails asked Sally >"Well, I dunno, he's kind of ugly" said sally Shorty: *Cracks up* >Just then a bullet swishes past Sally's head! Ken >Penders is at the top of the clock tower shooting at >Sally! Shorty: Yaaaaaaaaaaay! All but Shorty: >:( Rrrrrrrrrrr! Shorty: <:) Heh? >Bob pulls out his shotgun and shoots ken Penders. All: Yaaaaaaaaaay! >BLAM! Mike: BBBBBBIIIIIIIINNNNNNGGG BBBBBAAAAANNNNGGG BBBBOOONNGG! >"EYAH!" Ken falls off the tower Shorty: Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.................. ...................................... *Thud* Ow! >*thud* Mike: BBBBBIIIIINNNGGG BOOOONNNGGG BBBAAAANNNNGGG! >"Hello chaps! Jolly good day isn't it!" said Geoffry St. >George Shorty: *Kills Sonic Fan for insulting the British* >Bob shoots Geoffry right in the left eye, the bullet >goes throgh his head and hits the bulllseye on a swatbot >target >"Oh my God, they killed Geoffry!" said Rotor >"YOU BASTARDS!" said Tails SonKnuck: Oh my god they killed SONIC_FAN! Edge: You....... nice people. >"But you see Sally" Tails continued "He's useful!" >"Well alright he can stay" Sally said >"Gee thanks bit--" bob said Mike: Fresh! (Slaps Uncle Bob) SonKnuck: Fock ye!!!! >"UNCLE BOB!!!" said Tails >"But he'd better learn some manners" said Sally "Or >he'll end up like PEZ boy did in the last story cuz I'll >shove a power ring down his throat!" SonKnuck: Eecums! >{{{{{{{{{{{}}}}}}}}}}} >Rotor's Lab >Bob fineshed fixing the cybersuit. SonicTails and Rotor >watched TV. Edge: Yep, Just SonicTails and Rotor. >Robotnik: Doo doo doo It's The Robotnik With A Bucket on >His Head and Snivley With a Mop on his Head Show! Hello >I'm Robotnik and I have a bucket on my head! doo doo doo >bucket head doo doo doo doo doo Oh look here's Snively! SonKnuck: Well that was..... distrubing... >Say Hi snively! >Snivley:Er, yes, um I am Snivley. And I have a mop on my >head....a-doo doo doo...doo >Robotnik: Weeee-ha! woo woo woo! on his head> Shorty: Now thats entertaintment! >Bob shot the TV. "Buncha idyuts" he said >"Hey I was watchin' that!" said Sonic >But Bob had already left Shorty: Bob's wondered off again! >{{{{{{{{{{{}}}}}}}}}}}} >10 seconds later >"All right Tails" said Sonic "Where would Bob have >gone?" Shorty: Down the pub.... All but Shorty: Uh? Shorty: Never mind. >"Well If i know my uncle, and I do know my uncle, I say >if he hated that show he was going to kill the cast of >it namely Snivley and Robotnik" Tails said >"He'll be robotocized!" said SOnic "Let's get the other >freedom fighters and go save him!" Mike: Oh please don't! It will be one less Fan Character to pick off! >{{{{{{{{{}}}}}}}}}}} >Robotropolis, Death Egg >After many action packed suspenseful battles the freedom >fighter ended up in Robotnik's bathroom. Shorty: Because they were all blind drunk including SAlly the responisible one. >"Ok gang" said Sally "Here's the plan. This is Big-Fat >Chubby-nik's personal bathroom so the control room is >nearby. Edge: How confinenate! >So we go there." >But as luck would have it robotnik walked in. SonKnuck: Robotnik walks in and farts. All of the Fredom Fighters die. End of Story! Can we go no-ow!? >"Oh what's this" said Robotnik "Freedom Fighters in my >bathroom. Well what a good way to test my new invention! Shortty: The Toilet Bot! Toilet bot! Flush them! >Oh MARIO-bot!" Mike: Mario bot? Lemme guess this guy has a Dino-Bot called YOSHI-BOT right? >clang clang clang Mike: BBBBIIIINNNNGGGG BBBBAAAANNNGGG BBBOOONNNGGGG! >"Hey Pizanos I am-a Super MArio Bot!" said MARIObot Edge: Pizano's? Is that some kind of pizza? >"MArio, Kill them" Robotnik said >"I do-a whata you-a tella me to do-a cause a-you the big >liguine" MAriobot said All: Liguine?! Shorty: (Flips open a dictonary) It means Dick wad. I think. >MARIObot shoved all the freedom fighters, with the lone >exception of Sonic, into the large toilet. SonKnuck: Toilet bot! YOU CAME HOME! They wouldn't >flush so mario had to shove them down the toilet with >his plunger. Down they went into the septic tank. Mike: Yuck. >Then Sonic, wearing the cybersuit, stomped on Mariobot's >head, crushing him. >"What a walking contradiction!" Robotnik said Shorty: Oh no not again....... >He then proceeded to sing walking contradiction by >Greenday Shorty: (Kills Greenday and Robotnik) DIE! >After that some SWATbots took sonic prisoner and took >him to the control room Edge: So lemme get this straight. He can get 1,0000 with a simple spin attack but in his cyber suit he can't deal with 3? Riiiiight. >{{{{{{{{{{}}}}}}}}}} >Robotropolis septic tank >"Eww this stinks" said Rotor >"Ah oui es ees STEEEEEENNNNNNKKKKKKKKAAAAYYYYYYY" >Antoinne anoyyingly said "PA-HEW-PHEEEWWW- >AHEEEWWWWWW-- All: .............. Riiiiiight. >"SHUTUP!" said Sally Shorty: That's my line! >"Well wouldya all look at that what I found in the doody >it's Geoffry St. George's dead body!" said Bunnie >"Oh my God! They already killed Geoffry!" said Rotor >"THOSE BASTARDS!" said Tails SonKnuck: (Hit's his head on a desk) This... is..... stupid...... This..... is..... >"Heh, I gave him a grave at sea or something" smiled >sally "You know like you do with dead fish, flush them >or something, well he smelled like fish, anyways, i'll >just stop talking because i found a way out, a way out >well lets go then shall we come on i don't have all day >hup two three four lets go march march...." Mike: Fock you bossy boicth! (Yes I meant to say Boitch) >{{{{{{{{{{{{{}}}}}}}}}}}}}}} >Death Egg control room Shorty: Ah yes the control room that just sits there, When it should be flying. >Robotnik: Ha hah....welcome to the Sonic Gets Killed >Show, the show where sonic gets killed. I'm your host >Ivo Robotnik. SonKnuck: What? No doody doo's? > >Sonic is tied to a SWAT missle >"Wow I haven't seen one of these in a while" Sonic said Shorty: Not since episode 1 to be exact! >Robotnik: And here is the suit that I confiscated from >the hedgehog. Woo, classy suit. Who are you the suitman. Mike: No but I'm the Sactman! Bee bap bap badibo! Shorty: (Puts his fingers in his ears) Goway, Goway...... >Well looke here It's suithog sonic. Always wering a >suit, what no tie don't make me laugh! ha...ha.....HA! SonKnuck: The laughter of death..... >Bob Prower blasts down the door with his shotgun! Edge: So that's where he went! >Sonic: Bob! Shorty: .. The Knob. >Bob shoots robotnik in the metal arm >Robotnik: Ow! ARRRGgg!!! All: ......... Riiiiight. >Bob frees Sonic >Robotnik turns his arm into a gun and shoots at them >Robotnik: Snivley Grounder Scratch KILL THAT HEDGEHOG >AND THAT FOX!!!! Shorty: Whyyyyyyyy!? >Grounder: Huh >BLAM Mike: BBIIINNNGGGG BBAAAANNNNGGG BBOOOONNNGGGG! >Grounder: uuhhhhh Mike: BIIIINNNNGGG BBBBAAAAANNNNNGGG BBBBOOOONNNGGG! >Scratch: Heh heh >Bob shoots the bomb >KABLAM Mike: BIIIIINNNNGGGG BBBB- SonKnuck: SHUT UP! >Scratch: heh dead Edge: No it's messa dead! >Snivley: Um, I'll just be going now >Bob shoots Snivley, Snivley goes flying thorugh a glass >window and falls down from the top of the death egg >*splat* Mike: Bbbiiinnggg baaaannngg bbooonnnnggggg! >Sonic: It's wheel of fortune! I'm Pat Sajack the >hedgehog and the category is DEAD FAT GUYS! I'd like to >buy an R for YOU BUTTNIK! Mike: Wwwwwhhhhhheeeeellllll oooooffffffff fffooooorrrrrttttttuuuuuuaaaaannnnaaaa! Shorty: Mike, stop it. Your sounding like Hougan. Mike: Sorry. >Sonic spins Edge: We know he does. Do you!? >Robotnik dodges and shoots sonic >Sonic: BR-GAAAK! oof >Bob: That ain't nice >Bob shoots Robotnik SonKnuck: Bang! All gone! Can we go now? >Robotnik: Ow....I'm dead! no! SonKnuck: End of Story. Can we go now? >The rest of the freedom fighters arrive >"Hey we're on TV!" said Sonic Shorty: (Ala Sonic Adventure) Hello Everybodyyyyyyyyy! >"Hi Mom!" said Rotor >"Uhh rotor your Mom's robotocized" said Sonic >"waah" said Rotor Mike: There, There. >"Oh by the way" said Bob "We better skeedaddle cuz I put >a penny in the reactor core as a joke and this whole >place is gonna essplode any time now" Shorty: A penny? As a joke? Riiiight. >KKKKAAAAAABBOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!!!! Mike: BIIIIINNNNGGGG BBBBAAAANNNGGG BBBBOONNNGGGG! >ROBOTROPOLIS BLOWS UP! SonKnuck: End of story. Can we please get out of here now? >Luckily Sonic and the Freedom Fighters escaped with time >to spare. Edge: If Uncle Bob said that just before it exploded they had only one sentance to do it in. So there.. >{{{{{{{{{{{}}}}}}}}}}}}} >Mobius TV Station >Bob is on the roof fixing the TV antenna Shorty: I still don't understand why though! It was Robotnik's show! >"hey stupid" bob said to tails "pass me a hammer" Mike: OK. (Everyone backs away from Mike) >Tails threw a hammer at Bob. >BoNk! Mike: BBBBIIINNNNGG BBAAAAANNNGGG BBBOOONNNGGGG! >"Ouch!" said bob as the hammer hit him in the >head. Then the antenna fell over. >"That's the third time today" said Sonic Shorty: You mean you've had to put up with this three times!? >"Get this offa me ya lazy git" said Bob trapped under >the antenna. Tails helped him out. Shorty: *Kills SONIC FAN again* >"Oh sonic" said Sally "I read your email and, you >know......" > cybersex? :) > Oh sonic ;) All: *Laughing out loud* >"TAILS YA FRICKIN IDIOT STOP THROWING THOSE AT MY HEAD, >WHAT ARE YA AIMING FOR IT OR SOMETHING?" yelled Bob Edge: FOCK YOU! >"Yeah" said Tails >"Why ya little..." said Bob >{{{{{{{{{{{}}}}}}}}}}}} >Knotohole Villige >Bob is leaving the freedom fighters Mike: Good there finally leaving behind a fan made character. >" I must leave now" said bob SonKnuck: End of story. Home? <:) >"Will we see you again?" said Tails Mike: ANAKIN! >"I focking hope not" said Bob Shorty: Focking Fock Focked up Fock Head. >Then he left and Sonic and Tails went to watch TV. >"Well now the TV stations back up and we won't have to >watch Robot Melrose Place anymore" said SOnic Edge: IT WAS ROBOTNIK'S TV STATION! Shorty: IDIOTS! >"Cool, Furry South Park is on" said Tails >"Remember when I was telling you how life was like TV?" >Tails said Shorty: FOCK YOU! >"Yep" said Sonic Mike: Nope. SonKnuck: Yep. Mike: Nope. SonKnuck: Yep. Mike: Nope. SonKnuck: Yep. Mike: Nope. SonKnuck: Yep. >Geoffrey St. George was standing by the window of the >hut >Tails pulled out a gun and shot geoffrey. Rotor stopped >whatever he was doing and broke down the door of sonic's >hut in emergency. Shorty: Okay. It's ironic really because Rotors the one who's gonna be fixing the door. >"Oh my God! i had to go all the way across >the villiage to get here They Killed >Geoffrey!" said Rotor Shorty: That was the emergency? >"YOU BASTARDS!" said Tails Edge; *Yawn* >Furry Stan: Oh my God they Killed kenny the rabbit! >Furry Kyle: You bastards! SonKnuck: Booorrrrriiiinnng! Change the channel! >"Oh now I get it!" said Sonic Shorty: No you don't! Edge: Yes I do! Shorty: No you don't! Edge: Yes I do! >THE END All: YES! SonKnuck: God bless us! >In Robotropolis Robotnik pulled himself out of a pile of >scrap metal SonKnuck: Hey! I thought that was the end! Shorty: SonKnuck, Calm down, man! >"Woah." said Robotnik "It's a good thing I wasn't really >dead, or I'd be dead now" SonKnuck: FINISH! >"yes sir, very good sir" said Snivley SonKnuck: FINISH! >"But tommorrow is another day" said Robotnik "Another >chance to kill that hedgehog!" SonKnuck: *Cuts projector reel* So where to next? *All stare at him* Whaaaaat?