On a not-too-distant planet, Mobius of South Island, Dr. Eggman has kept TPCG in pain, And has done it for quite some time. But now with the Egg Carrier all blown up, His worst enemy, Sonic has seen enough. So he sent him packing to a planet called Earth! (Eggman-I'll be back!) "I'll send TPCG cheesy FANFICS, the worst that I can find. (Lalala) They'll have to sit and watch 'em all So I can moniter thier minds! (Lalala)" STARRING........................ SHORTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!-(Falls asleep) I dun....wannaaaaa.......... Now keep in mind Shorty can't control Which FANFIC he sends him next. (Lalala) He'll try to keep his sanity With the help of his really stupid friends. SIDEKICK ROLL CALL..................... RIOCHETTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!-Buh. EDGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!-Yoohoooo! MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!-What the cheese is goin' on? If you're wondering how he is so bored and sad And other pointless facts. (Lalala) Repeat to yourself "I dun wanna do homework!" And then you can relax! for Mystery Sonic Theater 3000! ---------------------- Edge-I'm back in the MiST! Woohoo! Riochet-Whoop de do. I promised! Shorty-Let's start it! (Matt puts in the movie reel. The Fic starts. All sit down) >AUTHORS NOTICE Matt-Nap time! (All pull out blankets and pillows) >Hey i thought that i would stop writing sonic fights robotnik Shorty-NO! NOT SONIC FAN!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Edge-Don't worry! AT least he isn't writing SFR fics anymore! Riochet-Yeah, but he's just gonna write worse fics! Edge-Oh. Right. SAVE US! PLEAAAAAAAASE!!!!! > and instead Matt- Fock mself util i puucke! >just write stories because it would be dumb to have like sonic fights robotnik 52 Shorty-How about you stop writing Fics altogether? All others-YAAAAY! >ad nauseum and stuff. Riochet-What does "ad nauseum" mean? Edge-Probably gymnasium. >Here is how uncle bob All-NOOOOOO! Not Uncle Bob! >came back to knothole Edge-What if no one wants him back in Knothole? Matt-Edge, this is a Sonic Fan fic. Edge-Oh, right. >this story is wreitten Riochet-What the hell does that mean? >very fast so tis Shorty-(Singing) Tis the night before Christmas! >not as good as the others Matt-Great, now it's gonna be extra bad. >probobobly. Riochet-Huh? What does that mean? Matt-Well, it's either Sonic Fan writing "probably" wrong, or he's trying to write "Bob" in probably because the stories about a guy named Bob. >COPYRIGHT NOTCIE Matt-Right, and I'll act like I give a shit. Shorty-This sucks! If anyone wants me, I'm taking a nap! (Takes a nap) Edge-Hmmmmm. >Hey dude, Edge-Hey! Don't call me that, gaywad! >sonic is copyrights of those dudes at archine. Riochet-What's archine? Matt-Sonic is NOT (C) Archine OR Archie! He is (C) Sega! >Blah, bklah, Riochet-Blah bklah yourself! >other satuff Matt-What? Edge-I think it's SatAM spelled wrong. Riochet-Me two. >is copyrights of thier owners. Got it? All but Shorty-No. >Ok, Edge-So it's okay we didn'y get that? Riochet-My lucky break! >now get this, Matt-Oh, so expected us to get that. Riochet-Aww crap. It's not my lucky break. Damn Sonic Fan. >i do not mean to claim ownership of anything in this story. so ya ya ya Edge-(Singing) She loves you, ya ya ya, she loves you ya ya ya and you know that can't be bad! (Riochet and Matt clap inenthuasically) >now lets read the story Riochet-No, let's not. >END OF COPYRIGHT NOTICE Riochet-No it isn't! It's the end of the "Copyright Notcie"! >BEGIN STORY IN > >6...5...4...3...2...1 All but Shorty-NOOOOOOOO! Shorty-(Wakes up) Hey, you woke me up! What did I miss? Edge-Just the copyright notcie. Shorty-"Notcie"? Edge-That's what fanboy wrote. > >Uncle Bob Returns! All-NOOOO! > >By: SONIC FAN Matt-Yeah, we figured that. > >A cool short-story Riochet-Betcha it isn't. Matt-Nah. Not that dumb. >Hello Shorty-No Uncle Chuck this time? >its knothole and today is tuesday Shorty-No it isn't! It's Wednesday! >lets see what the freedom fighters are doing, hmmmmmmm? Matt-No, let's not. >SONIC HUT Riochet-Let's go to Sonic Hut guys! All-YEAH! > >YYAYYAHAHAHYAYAYY!!!!" Shorty-I think Sonic just saw Amy in her SA outfit. >went sonic Edge-Hmm. Can't say I've ever been to "YYAYYAHAHAHYAYAYY!!!!" Shorty-Me either. Riochet-I have! All but Riochet-HUH??? >as he played guitar and jammed and jumped around spinning off the walls and running >on the roof. Matt- Ow! Stop that! Spin on the walls instead! This hurts! > >Tails walks in :"you sonic dude" Edge- Busy, bother Sonic instead. >SONIC hays "AHEY! WHat up low-bro?" Shorty-Sonic on the other hand was too busy going to "YYAYYAHAHAHYAYAYY" to pay attention to Tails. >Tails said"oh nothing ehwat u doing?" Riochet- Eh wha u doin, hedge bro yo yo? U wanna have c-sex? Yo yo yo! >"JAMMIN" said Sonic Matt-How about we stay in one tense? What fun that would be! Yaay! >"oh COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!" said Tails Shorty- oh FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCK! >TAils plays the drunms its rocking good! Edge-Tails on the other hand took a shit in TAils' snare drum. >JUST THEN ROTOR JUMPIN JACK FLASH THRU THE HUT! All-(Singing) Jumpin' Jack Flash he's a gas, Jumpin Jack Flash, he's a gas gas gas! >"Woh woh" say sonic Matt-And Sonic agreed. >"yo rote" Shorty- Grr, stupid hedgehog! Can't you see I'm busy Jumpin Jack Flash thru everyone's huts? Bother Rotor! >Rotoro stops. Shorty-Is Rotoro like Zorro? >runs back "HEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYY SONIC!!" he yells in sonics ear Matt- OW! You damn ear hurter! and find that rote so he can fix my roof! Shorty- Fix your own damn hut, hedgehog! >"yo hi" said sonic Edge-But Sonic was busy looking at Amy. >"Whatever happened to uncle bob?" said Rotor Riochet-Who gives a crap? Matt-Obviously Rotor, rote, and Rotoro. Riochet-I meant besides them. >"He left" said Tails Shorty-And not a moment too soon! >"In sonic fights robotnik 3" >"I hate ken penders" said sonioc Riochet-Sonic on the other hand was constipated and trying to let it all out in his bathroom. Edge- sonioc! Get outta here! Can't a hedgehog get any privacy around here? >The camerman says "hurry up and finish this scene" Riochet- No! You can't make me! I don't have to do anything! >"YO-K man!" sayed sonic Shorty-Shouldn't that be "Okay"? >"lets find uncle bobo" Edge- And while we're at it, let's find Uncle Bob! >says TaILS! Matt-Meanwhile, Tails went to his hut and took a giant size crap. >"uncle boob?" says sonic (All laugh. Riochet falls out of his seat) >"bobo?" rotor said "WHAAAAAAAAAAT?????" Matt-He was talking about his boobs, okay?! >"typo" says Tails Shorty-After coming back from the crapper. >"OH!" say sonic and rotor >all 3 jump though a walll Edge- OWW! I told you to stop hurting me! Jump "though" a wall! >OUTSIDE Riochet-What about it? >-__-__--_--_-_--_----__-__--_- Shorty-What the hell... > > :) Matt-AURGH! HE'S COMING ONTO ME!!! (Jumps behind chair) >AHHHHH!!! goes sonic they run into sally Edge-Rio, I bet $10 you can't say all the wrong things in that sentance. Riochet-Yer on! First, no quotations around "AHHHHH!!!", then, Sonic needs to be capatilized. Next, there has to be a period after Sonic. Capatilize "They". capatilize Sally put a period after Sally. Edge-Well I'll be damned. (Gives Riochet $10) >"AK!" sas SallY! Shorty-Sally on the other hand was being fucked by Antione. >"Ooop!" says rotor >"Yyayayyayaya" say tails "we go find uncle bob!" Matt-Now Tails sounds like Sonic when he sees Amy's SA outfit. >"No yo bro" says Sallly Shorty- (Salps Sallly) I salp you! Sure Tails can go! Also Tails, bring rote, Rotoro,sinioc, and sonic with you! >"Youre not going, uncle bobs not going here" Edge- How about just one Uncle Bob? Will that be okay? >"waaah" Riochet-That's the most uninthusiastic cry I've ever heard. >says tails Edge-While Tails was screwing Sallly. Matt- Sonic booooooooooooooooom! Riochet-Hey we did that in another MiST already. Matt-Oh, who cares. >"no and the answere is no!" says sally Riochet-So the first "no" wasn't her answer? >"waaaah sniff waaah" Edge-More unenthusiastic crying. >says tails >"Well a'right" sayes Sally Shorty-But Sallly strongly objected. >"Just be coreful!" Riochet- Okay, we'll be "coreful" but we won't be careful! >"YO WE WILL SALLL" yells sonic Matt- Oh crap! I forgot to tell Tails to bring SALLL and Sallly with him! >sonic yells into a megaphone Shorty-Hey! Where'd he get that from? Edge- Bad hedgehog! Bad! Bad! (Hits Sonic with logo) >"I LOVE U SAL LETS HAVE CYBERSEX!" Edge- (Hits Sonic again with logo) >"i hope i was being discreet" said sonic >(JOKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) Matt-Sucky joke. >"sal is cybersexy" says Rotor Riochet- But Sally and Sallly are disgusting. >"oops i said that didnrt I?" Matt-No you "didnrt"! >"YES!" says sal "Go away before i have to kill you all" Shorty-My, Sally's getting violent, isn't she? Edge-No. >"otay" says Tails >""YAAAHHHH BUH-WEET" Shorty-Wait...did he just say something about buck wheat? (All others shrug) >says SOnic Riochet-But Sonic was busy watching Sally, Sallly, sal, and SALL >ZOOM ZOOM BAM BOOM! Matt- BBIIIIIIIIIING BAAAAAAAANG BOOOOOOOOOM! >ran sonic Shorty-Shouldn't sonic yell or say that? >_-__-_-_----_---__----____----_ Shorty-Aww crap, he's doin' it again... >A MILLION MILES AWAY Edge-(sarcasm) Oh, uh huh, I bet hmmm-hmm.(/sarcasm) >5 minutes later > >"Sonic stops" said sonic, stopping. Shorty- No I didn't, sonic you bastard! You stop! Matt- NO! Shorty- YES! >"sonic stopped" says tails Edge-Tails agreed. >"stopped sonic" said rotor Matt-Why are they talking about Sonic and sonic stopping? >"hmm funny how a typo turns into humerous dialoge" saiys sonic Riochet-Actually, that wasn't very "humerous" at all. >i am typing fast" said SONIC FAN Riochet-(Falls behind chair) AAAH! NOT SONIC FAN! GETHIMAWAYGETHIMAWAY!!!! >just then the bots attak. Edge-The bots "attaked", but they didn't attack. >lots of bots!' Matt-No! Not "lots of bots!'"! Riochet-(Peeking from behind chair) Is he gone...? Edge-Yes. Riochet-(Jumps into chair) Yeehoo! >"ahhhh" sayd tails Riochet-But Tails "sayd" nothing. >"focky!" Shorty-All right, let's figure all the words for "fock" in Sonic Fan Fics. Riochet-Fock! Matt-Frock! Edge-And now, "Focky!"! Shorty-Three forms then. >"No fock!" say sonic Riochet-FOCK YOU! Matt-FROCK YOU! Edge-FOCKY YOU! >"oh shet" says rotor Shorty-OMG, Moody was right! Sonic Fan's actually using "shet"! Matt-Now we just need him to use "domn" and "oss". >"ROOTOR!" Riochet- ROOTOR, get Rotor, rote, and Rotoro! >say sonc in tails Shorty-So some how, some dude named "sonc" comes out of nowhere, gets into some guy named "tails" and says "ROOTOR!"? Edge-LOOK OUT, tails! Some guy named "sonc" is gonna get inside you! >A fight ensues. >sonic spins bots THEY DIE! >rotor kicks bots THEY DIE Riochet-Riochet punches Sonic Fan HE DIES! Shorty-Shorty kicks Sonic Fan, HE DIES! >"Wie spak spak!" tails says, fighting bots as they die Edge-"Wie spak spak"? >END RESULT Shorty-Thank god. It's over. Matt-I doubt it... >Bot casulaties: 1000 sonic casulies: 0 >"cool" say sonic >"FOCKIN' A!" says Tails Edge-Writing that down Shorty? Another form of fock! "FOCKIN' A!"! Shorty-(Writing it down) Yup, yup. >they walk into secret baste Matt-So a secret "baste" came out of no where? >-_-__---_------__-----_-__-___- Shorty-... >"Hello anyody home?" sayd SOnic Matt-No, SOnic, no one home. >"i am scared" said tails Edge-But Tails had a nightlight with him. >"BOOOOOOO WOOOOOBOOOOGIIIIEEE!!!" All-AAAH! (ALl jump behind chairs) >says rotor,m scaring tals (All come back and sit down) Matt-Wow! Two fan charectors in one sentance! "rotor,m" and "tals"! Riochet-Woohoo! >"AHAHHAHAHHAHHHHH!!!" said tals Edge-Now tals sounds like he's laughing. Shorty- tals, stop laughing. Rotoro, stop looking at rotor like that. He needs his privacy. And rote.....I don't even know what you're doing. And SOnic and sonioc, shut up. rotor,m, stop scaring tals. >"ROTOR SCARED ME!" Riochet-Really? I thought rotor,m scared him. >"shaddap" says Sonic Edge-Finally, something we agree on! >They go thru the dark secret base, Riochet-They went thru the dark secret base, but didn't go through it. >it is scary and dark. Matt- aaaah. srcay. shdows arr sawey. >shadow bot attacks! All-WHO?????? >sonic fights it and wins! they move on Shorty-That quick? >CREAK CREAK CREAK Shorty-Goes the mouse, cluck cluck cluck goes the chicken! Meow meow meow goes the cat... All-AND NO ONE CARES! Shorty-Oh yeah.... >"Whats tha?" says SOnic Riochet- SOnic, take a nap. >"I hear steps" says Rotor Edge-Really? Cuz I don't. >"hold on" says the camerman Shorty-Now, now, "camerman", let's not get horny at a time like this. Riochet- Why? Shorty-Because I say so. >"i will turn on infared" Edge-No! Not "infared"! > >click >buzzz Matt-Sonic, this is not the time to use Sally's vibrater. >"hey look Edge- Hey look Sonic! I found my dick! >its uncle bob!" says Tails All-NOOOOOOO! >"Good Mornin' to ye!" says Bob >"YO BOB!: say sonic Shorty-Wow, another Fan made cahrector: "YO BOB: say sonic" >"Och, ye larden! All-........ Riochet-What that ment, I have no idea. >wasup with ye?" Edge-Wuzzuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup??? Riochet-Wuzzuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup??? Shorty-Wuzzuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup??? Matt-Wuzzuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup??? All-WUZZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP??? >says ob Riochet-Who was right behind Uncle Bob. >"want to live at knothole?" says tails Matt- It's right next to Knothole! >"ok, my trailer Shorty-Blew up! >blew up" Shorty-.......... >said bob >"how did you know his trailer blew up?" says Sonic Riochet- Because I focking live in the trailer, ye larden! Ain't that right, ob? >"i phoned him Edge-For phone sex! >a few days ao" said tails Riochet-Oh, so Sonic was talking to Tails...hmmm. >JUST THEN ROBOTNIK STEPS ONTO THE SCNEE!' Matt-Causing poor SCNEE!' to break his back from all the weight. >"Ha ha" says robotnik Shorty- Shutup, robotnik, I just stepped on SCNEE!'. >"Lard 'o chubbin'!" says bob Riochet- What do you want, Bob? >Heli-bots shoot thru the ceiling Edge-DEAR GOD NO!!!! NOT HELI-BOTS THAT SHOOT THRU THE CEILING! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! >sonic trys to get awaya Shorty-Ohno! Sonic Fan turned into Mario! >but can;t! Edge-Ohno! sonic "can;t" get "awaya"! >roobntik captures Shorty-And Robotnik congratulates him on his work. >the ff's Matt-What are ff's? Riochet-"Fat fuckers"? >The are shoved into a hoverunit that transports them to robotniks TV station in the >dessert! Shorty-No, not again with the TV station....I thought they blew that up about 5 times all ready. >DESRT Matt-Which is close to the "dessert" All others-Mmmmmm......dessert......... >Bwa bwa bwa...BWA Edge-Now, now, let's not cry. > .... hshstshshshthtssth All-....................... Riochet-Nope, didn't understand that one at all. >ON TV... Matt-There are some people who ride cars that they can have showers in!!! >this is script format Shorty-Well whoop de doo. > >(music plays) Edge-(sacrcasm) How, how discriptive. >ANNOUNCER: DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO IT's THE ROBOTNIK SHOW! Matt-DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO NO ONE CARES!!!!! >(more muisc) >ANNOUNCER: WITH DR. ROBOTNIK! Shorty-Well, it's his show, I hope he's in it. >(wonky tunes) Riochet-"Wonky"? Edge-"Wonky". >ANNOUNCER: WITH GUESTS SALMA HYEK Matt-Who's Salma Hyek? >and KEN PENDERS All-BOOOOOOOOO! (Edge throws pop corn at the screen) >ANNOUNCER: MUSICAL GUEST KNUCKLES AND HIS REGGAE BAND! Riochet-RRGH, why does everyone think Knux is Jamacan just because he has dreadlocks???!!!???!!!??? >(music) Matt-So there isn't music when the announcer is talking? Riochet-Apperently not.> ANNOUNCER: AND SNIVELY AND THE SWAT BOT ORCHASTRA >ANNOUNCER: NOW HERE"S THE SULTAN OF SALTY SNAK FOODS... >DOCOTR ROBOTNIK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!S horty-Wait, what happend to The Dr. Robotnik Show? Why is there some guy named "Docotr Robotnik" there? Riochet-IT'S JUST NOT FAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >(robotnik bounds in) Edge- Boingy boingy! >ROBOTNIK: hi! All-Hi! >ROBOTOCIZED EWROKERS IN AUDIESNCE: Matt-What are "Ewrokers"? Riochet-What is an "Audiesnce"? >YAAAHHHHHH CLAP CLAP!!!!Y >YAHAAYHAYHAHYh!! >WOOooOooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! All-.................. Shorty-Nope, didn't understand that one either.> Robotnik: Now here'z snively and swat bots! >(snivley, wearing sunglasses, plays the sax, the swat bots play other instruments. they play > the pee-wee herman song) All-NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!> Robotnik: (sitiing in desk) Riochet- Hey, Robotnik, maybe you should try sitting in your chair instead of "sitiing" in it. >doo dooooDOOO! doo doo doo doo doo doo DOO DOO! Matt-Heh, he's saying "doo doo". Heh heh. >First thing we do tonight is Riochet- Take off our pants and shirts and sit around in our underwear! >unthaw Dr. Quack Edge-Aah! He's a quack! Get Dr. Hibbert to transplant your heart! >(grounder and scratch brings out frozen dr quack) Shorty-Uh oh, Grounder and Scratch are in a Sonic Fan fic, that can only mean... >Grounder: Huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh >SCRATCH: HHEHEHEHHEhehHEHHEHHEH!!!!! All-.................. Riochet-My thoughts exactly. >(they put dr. quack in big microwave) Edge-Along with dr quack, and Dr. Quack. >ROBOTNIK: PLay that funky All-(Singing) Play that funky music, white boy...play that funky music white.... Wetflame-More funky SA stuff! Matt-Where'd you come from?? Wetflame-Over at Sonic Area 51! (Jumps into a deminsional rift between Shadow of Light and Sonic the Hedgehog Area 51!) >microwave music Edge-Microwaves had a theme? COOL! >sniv man Matt- But, Snively, you get to sit around like a jackass. >(band plays microwave sonG) Edge-Wow, and microwave song AND a microwave sonG!> DING All-(Singing) Ding dong, Sonic fan's dead! >(dr quack unthwaed Shorty-I thought he was supposed to be unthawed not "unthwaed"! >he steps out) >QUACK: hey hey yo, what? >RObotniK: you not dead! Edge- Shutup, RObotniK. This is my show, not yours. >QUAK: Quack quak cool! Edge-Yeah, not being dead is cool. >(but dr quack is somehow different) Shorty-(sarcasm) Wow, how specific. (/sarcasm)> (man walks on stage) Shorty-(sarcasm) Wow that's specific. (/sarcasm) >KEN: hell i'm ken penders Riochet-Hell I'm Riochet Matt-Hell, I'm Matt the Yak but strangely not a yak. Edge-Hell, I'm Edge. Shorty-Hell I'm Shorty. >ROBOTNIK: fock off All-YAAAAY! >KEN: ok >(robotnik kocks ken off stage int the audience) >AUDIANCE: HAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAH >AHAHHAHAHHA!!!!! Matt-Ya know, that really wasn't so funny. >ROBONTIK: Now lets brign out HEDGEHOG AND FRIENDS! Shorty- Yes, I have killed Robotnik, and RObotniK and taken over the show! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! >(robotnik throws cuecard out the fake window) >*KRASH* Edge- BIIIIIIIING BAAAAAANG BOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!! >SOnic and friens are hustled on stage by sWAT bots Edge- Sonic, help me and my "friens"! We're being hustled onstage by sWAT bots! >ROOBOTNIK: HAHHAhahahha Whoi shall we roobotosize first Matt- Yes, it's my clone "Roobotnik", made with special "roobotosize" technology! >BOB: FOCK YE ROBOTNIK! Y'ER A BIG EEJIT! Riochet-What's an "Eejit"?> RoBOTNIK: hmm perhaps the scotsman Edge- sonoic! tals! Rote! Let's get him! >SNIVLEY: ya i need bagpipes Shorty-Er, is that supposed to be funny? >ROBOTNIK: ok get in the robosizer >(obob gets in) Riochet-While Uncle Bob took a nap. >JUST THEN SONIC IS SPINNIN AROUND HES KILLIN BOTS LIKE THERES NO >TOMMOROW!!! Shorty-(sarcasm) Wow, how exciting. (/sarcasm) >SOnic slam dunks a bot hea in the garbage can Matt-Meanwhile, Sonic throws up. >SONIC: 500000000000000000000 points! Shorty-......I can't even comment on that. Too stupid. >SONIC FREES TAILS Edge-Since when was Tails in danger? >TAILS NINJA FIGHTS! >TAILS KICKCS DOWN THE ROBOTOCIZER UNCLE BOB IS FREE! Shorty-Ya know, if this was really a SatAM or Archie thing Uncle Bob would be robotosized by now. >KABOOOKMMKRAKAKAKKAKAKAKKAK POW! goes bobs shotgun! Riochet- BBIIIIIIIIIIIIING BANGGGGGGG BOOOOOOOMM!!!! >BOB:I focking make short work of ye bots! Edge-Have I mentioned this Fic sucks lately?> ROBOTNIK: ha ha i locked the doors you can't get out of here Riochet-Hey! That means you can't get out either! HAHA! Matt-Rio, he has the key, so he can get out. Riochet-Oh. Crap. >QUACK: No, I ujuts UNLOCKED THE DOOR HA! Riochet-Hey, where'd he get the key? >ROBOTNIK: NO! you betreyt me! Shorty- Wrong! I betrayed you, didn't "betryt" you. >QUACK: May i join u sonic Matt- NO! Once a "betreyter" always a "betreyter"!> SONIC: ya dude >THEY FUGHTS KILLIN A MILLION BOTS THE WHOLE PLACE IS EXPLODING >THE GOOD GUYS RUN DOWN THE BASMENT ROBOTOCIZED WORKER BOTS >ARE FLYIN THU THE AIR Shorty-"Fughts"? "Basment"? "Thu"? >LOOK OUT TAILS!!! Matt-Sonics giant dildo is gonna get you! >Tials gets in just in time Edge-But Tails got squashed by Sonics dildo. Riochet-(Punches Matt) Shutup about the dildo all ready!> they slam the doow on a flying bot! Edge- I can fly! WEEEEEEEEEEE! (Crashes on door) OW!!! >fwonk! Riochet-Fwonk to you too! >TAILS: SOmebody down here Shorty- Whaaaaat?! >BOB: yeh, aye am >TAILS: no that guy Matt- Hi "that guy"! >(they see Rabbit Rabbot) All-WHO???!!!???!!!??? Riochet-Must be Bunnie. >RABBIT: Good afternoon to ye Matt-No, it's Bob in disguise! >SONIC: ITS bUNNIES LONG LOST DAD All-OH, YEAH RIGHT!!!!! >RABBIT: I WAS IN JAIL, here, mmm-hmm >SONIC: we saved you Edge- No you didn't! They had sexy rabbit babes here! LEMMEGO LEMMEGO!!! >lets juicin jam! Riochet-No, let's not! >SONIC Pulls out a powr ring Shorty-Saying "Damn! I lost all my power rings!" >RABBIT: Some folks call it a power ring, i sall it a potater, mmm-hmm Edge-Well, now we all know where Bunnie gets her amazing brain power. >They rush teh door! bot killing ACTION! zoom fwahs kqaboom! Riochet- BBIIIIIIIIIIIING BAAAAAAANG BOOOOOOOOM!!!! Shorty-Ya know, that's getting kinda old. >Uncle Bob riverdances All-NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Edge-Wow, who knew he could riverdance. >on stage with some bots Shorty-So he wasn't trying to blow em up? Riochet- Lazy ass.> ROBOTNIK: NO NO NO!!!! Matt-Our thoughts exactly. >They run out of the building and divei nto the sand Shorty-Then they dive into the sand. >JUST THEN THE BUILDING EXPLODES >FWAP BAP BOO-BAP SHADDA LADDIA SHIBBA BIBBI HOOOOOOOOO-AAAA >HHHHH! All but Shorty-BIIIIIIIIING BAAAAAAAAANG BOOOOOOOOOMM!!!! Shorty-Oh lordy lordy lordy.... >RABBIT: hot dam Edge-No shit. >they run back to knothole >ROBOTNIK: No nO NOOOOooO! Riochet-Say "No nO NOOOOooO!" to drugs! >They beat me again! WAAAAHHH!! THIS SUCKS! Riochet-Now Robotnik sounds like a baby. >(knuckles shows up) Matt-And then Knuckles punches him. >KNUCKLES: Hey mon, is it time for our act Riochet-KNUCKLES IS NOT JAMACAN DAMMIT!!! >ROBOTNIK: all the cameras are dead, except for that one >"Hey" says our cameraman Edge-Hey what? >Knucles and the chaotix band set up Shorty-Then Knuckles and the Chaotix beat them up. >(band plays music) Edge-(sarcasm) Wow, how specific. (/sarcasm) >KNUCKLES: oooh yeah, we're jammin'> robotnik dances Shorty-Ugh, that can't be a pretty sight. > >BACK AT KNOTHOLE >_-_-__--=__-___-_-__-__-----__-_--___-- Shorty-Man, I hate that. > >SONIC RUNS RIGHT INTO DULCY Matt-Gee, that's not very nice. >DUlcy Edge-Wait, what happened to Dulcy? >" budda don't wann do HOMEWORK??!?!?!" All-HOMEWORK??!?!?! >the others run into antoinne Riochet-Who's he? >"le oof" says antoinee Edge-As Antoine and antoinne have sex. >SAlly shows up Matt- Hey, where's Sally, dammit? >"AAHHHH WHATS DR QUACK DOING HERE???" SCEMred sallly Edge-But Sally didn't "SCEMred" anything. >"Hes a good guy now" said Sonic >"Quack yes" said Dr. Quack >"Ok Dr Quack and Uncle Bob you have to pass the interview before you can become >freedom fighters. I wil ask you secret questions. Anything that happens inside that hut >does not leave the confines of that hut, ok?" Riochet-Who's talking? >"Aye" said bob >"QUACK-OK!" said Dr. Quack >They go to sallys hut Shorty-And had sex. >"DADY!" says Bunnie >"Hello ye daughter of mine" sais Rabbit Rabbot >(emotional scene) Riochet-Um, is that even legal? >The camraman gets bored and falls asleep >"HEY WAKE UP!" says sonic >"WHa says the camermna" oh" Shorty-Hey, what happened to "camraman"? >bow-bow-chick-womp-bow-wukka-chiak-chjika >TAils" I am getting funk to this disco beat Edge-Great, that makes one of us. >Sally walks out of the hut followed by unc. bob. and quak Riochet-Then Uncle Bob came out the hut. >Sally:" ahhh... M att- That was some mighty fine sex....ahhh.... >they are freedom fighter now~!!!!!!!!" >"yaaaaay!!!!!!" say knotholes inhabients! Riochet-"BOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!" says everyone who reades this Fic! >PARTY TIME >"TIme to test my new invention" Edge- I call it, "The Dildo"! Shorty- Uhh, that all ready exists. Sally has one. >: says rotor >ROTOr test the catapult Matt-And Rotor screws Sally up the ass! >SONIC TAILS ROTOR UNCLE BOB AND DR QUACK ARE THROW A BILLION >FEET INT THE AIR Edge-They'd be in space by now, methinks. >-_---__---_---_---- Shorty-Grrrrrr..... >SONICS HUT > >JUST THEN SONIC, TAILS, DR QUACK, ROTOR,,,, AND UNCLES BOB falls >THROUGH THE ROOF OF THE HUT! > >"WobbbA!" said SOnic Shorty-I think that Sonic would say more than "WobbbA!" if he got thrown a billion feet in the air. > >AND THATS TEH JUICY JAMMIN EWND OF OUT TALE. All-YAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!! Edge-Wait, there's more! > YO ARCHIE FEEL FRE TO MAKE THIS INTO A COMIC BOOK, JUST EMAIL ME> ME AT soniciscool.com YOU CAN HAVE THE STORY FOR FREE IF U WANT. All-It's done! Yay! Edge-Wait! There's even more! >"fini" said Antoine >"AH zed FININ! YOU LEAVE NOW! LEEEEVEEEEE!!! S horty-Huh?> ZEEE HOOGOGGOOGOOOGOIOR Riochet-What kinda crazy shit is goin on...? >(#UJT) * (F#PHJ*pndfnvnopdsnhve98nfewiofmnweofewmvc >89032uf8932umn890unm4c3u2n88&#N*@&N Matt-Okay, I think they're getting a little crazy. >*VNM&@*cm) (2m$)*(MN*@ ( &mnc) * (@&*) ($cn@*()mnv&m@ (*&V* >"JUST THEN SEXHOG WALKS IN and says "Hey is that a ninary of a sonic sex >pic?" Riochet-Huh? Edge-Hey, it's over! All-YAAAAAAAAAAAAY!! <~THE END~> ------------------------------------------- Starring............ Niel Lafrenais as Shorty the Hedgehog Johnny Behle as Riochet the Hedgehog Matt Newman as Matt the strangly not a Yak Joshua Allen as Edge the Fox All comments and views expressed are (C) Johnny Behle and may or may not be what people in the MiST think. All charectors and situations from Mystey Science Theater are (C) Best Brains. Mystery Science Theater 3000 is (C) Best BrainsM ystery Sonic Theater 3000 is (C) Niel Lafrenais. Sonic, Tails, Robotnik, and Knuckles are (C) SEGA and Sonic Team Sally, Bunnie, Antoine, Dulcy are (C) DiC. Dr. Quack is (C) Archie Comics Uncle Bob and Rabbit Rabbot are (C) Sonic Fan Sonic Fan is (C) Him/herself Anything I didn't mention is (C) thier owners. ---------------------------- Recent (maybe not) Episodes of Mystery Sonic Theater 3000... A1-Sonic Fights Robotnik A2-Sonic Fights Robotnik 3 A3-The Knothole Murders A4-THE GRENHILL ZOME MURDERS...along with..."sonic_wars" A5-Bunnie's Bad Day A6-"What do they have against us?" A7-Freedom Fighters Fight A8-The Freedom Fighters true story! A9-Sonic Fights Robotnik 5 A10-Playing Dead A11-LEMONADE A12-Blue Apple A13-Immortality is Forever A14-The Knothole Murders (MiST of a MiST) A15-The Death of Sonic A16-The night when Sonic died A17-Sonic Vs. Knuckles: To death A18-Operation Death Egg And todays episode....A19-Uncle Bob Returns! Enjoy! ^__^