(Lalala) STARRING!: SHORTYYYY!: CHAO! I choose you! Now keep in mind Shorty can't control his actions. (lalala) He'll try and keep his sanity With the help of his really stupid friends. SIDEKICK ROLL CALL RIOCHET!: Herler! MUNKEEEE!: Great Ball of Fire! AMIIIIII!: Greed is power, Power is greed... And other pointless facts (lalala) Repeat to your self 'What a load of wankers!', And then you can relax for Mysterey Sonic Theater 3000! (SCENE: Ami, Shorty, Munkee and Riochet are all seated) Ami: So what are we MSTing? Riochet: *Looks at Box* "THE GREEHILL ZOME MURDERS"? Shorty: Err... Isn't that suposed to be "ZONE"? Munkee: Probably. But remember lamer's spelling is way to stupid to understand... Riochet: *Turns on Projector* > THE GREEN HILL ZOME MURDERS: Shorty: Hey, Is this like the Knothole Murders? > BY: MELANIE LESING (ME) Shorty: wait it's a RWKW674 rival.... > one day Riochet: Like all crappy stories start like.... > in robotropolis, robotnik and nack were planning to elminate > that annoying hedgehog and his friends once and for all. Ami: How orginal... *YAWN* Pass me a soda.... > "here's what > we do," said robotnik, "you and i will go to the >green hill zone, and > we'll go on a murderous rampage! Munkee: No you can't make me! > and that will get rid of that > hedgehog and his annoying little friends > once and for all!" declared > robotnik. Shorty: "Oh go shag a tree" declared nack to meliane.. > "great plan, we'll use these laser machine guns, it will be > so fucking cool!" Ami: Oh yeah, get every swear word in there you can so it LOOKS mature.... Munkee: Infact over use of swear words can make you look very immature... Riochet: Fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck! Munkee: See? > said nack. robotnik jumped into his egg-o-matic > hovercraft, and nack jumped on his > ion-powered sky sled and headed for > the green hill zone. Shorty: It's amazing how "meliane" or "MELIANE" hasn't heard of a little thing called "CAPS-LOCK"! > meanwhile in the green hill zone, sonic, amy, big > the cat, rick the squirrel and e-102 were all >playing around. Shorty: A few reasons why that wouldn't happen... 1) Sonic does not play around with anyone. 2) Amy has grown up and has learned to stand up for herself. 3) Big the Cat would not play with any of them he just likes Froggy. 4) Who the cheese is Rick the Squirral!? 5) E-102 is now not E-102. If you see what I mean... > then > knuckles arrived with sally and tails who >came for a visit. "yo, > knux! wanna play tag with us?" asked sonic. Ami: No but Meliane would! Riochet: So they found out that Sonic and the rest of the ones playing tag were not really Sonic and the rest of the ones playing tag.. Meliane died horribley from lack of brain. > "no thanks, sally and i > aren't into that stuff." answered knuckles. AmI: SALLY!? You said she wasn't in this! Shorty: Well I lied... Ami: HATE SALLY! HATEEEEE! HATE SATAM! HATE ARCHIE!! > "you go ahead and play." said sally. Ami: DIE! (Fires a rocket at Sally) Shorty: Why'd ya snip the bit where Big says cookie? Munkee: ................. > tails was embarrased to see sonic playing a game > that 5 year olds > would play. "no wonder i stopped looking up to him, from now on, > you're my idol, knuckles! when i grow up, i want to be a >guardian just > like you!" tails said hugging knuckles. Munkee: More nit picking for me! Tails CANNOT be a Guardian. He's a fox for god's sake. > sonic and his friends were > done playing tag. amy noticed sally was there. >"what are you doing > here, sally? did you come to get your boyfriend back." > asked amy > meanly. Ami: You go sister! Shorty: *Whispering* Amiiii... You're incoraging it! Ami: Whoops. > "no, i broke up with him. you can have him, you're both > equally immature!" said sally back. Shorty: I can't take anymore of this... Do we have to go on? Munkee: Yes... Ami: Hey guys... Riochet's being quiet isn't he? > sonic raced up with > knuckles. "why are you here, knuckles?" Shorty: I heard Meliane the Bitch made me come here... > he asked. "i'm here because > i have an annocement to make." said knuckles. Ami: Hey guys, I'm really started to get worried about Rio Features.... > sonic, amy, e-102, big, > and rick gathered around to hear it. > but there was a sound in a > distance before knuckles could speak. > they all looked around, only to find robotnik and nack on their > vechikles. Munkee: OH MY GOD! Nack and Eggman in there "vechikles"! Shorty: Yes! "vechikles" just as good as vechiles, but with more SPAM! Ami: *Worried* Rio...? > "well, well, if it isn't sonic and his little friends!" > said robotnik. "wait until you see what we >have in store for you!" > said nack. "oh, no! everyone take shelter!" ordered sally. Shorty: Once again Sally states the obivous.... > "shut > up! we're staying here and fighting!" said sonic. "okay, you're > going to get yourselves killed!" said knuckles. Riochet: *Mumbles something* > knuckles, sally, and > tails jumped into a sewer. "c'mon robuttnik! give it your best > shot!" declared sonic. Shorty: There's alot of declaring in this fic isn't there.... > "don't mind if we do!" said nack as he and > robotnik pulled out their machine laser guns! Ami: My god! Nack and Robotnik pulled out their "machine laser guns"! What are we to do.. > amy screamed! Ami: Oi! we Amy's are 'ard! You got that!? > "oh, my > gosh! they're going to kill us! we're doomed! what will we > do?!?!?!" shouted amy. Munkee: WE DANCE! Ami: After which Sally get's murdered horribley... > "we juice and jam, that's what we do!" Shorty: *SSSSSSSSH-WHACK!* Bad Meliane! Sonic. *SSSSSSH-WHACK* Does. *SSSSSSSSSSH-WHACK!* Not. *SSSSSSSSH-WHACK!* Say. *SSSSSSSSSSH-WHACK* Juice. *SSSSSSSSH-WHACK* And. *SSSSSSSSSH-WHACK* Jam. *SSSSSSSH-WHACK* In. *SSSSSSSSSHH-WHACK* SAT.AM*SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSH- WHACK!* >said > sonic as he ran around with his speed trying to confuse > robotnik. "hey, what happened to knuckles and company?" Munkee: Er... Doi! They ran down the Man Hole... > wondered > nack. "who cares? lets just kill them!" shouted robotnik. > robotnik > and nack had senors on their machine guns. Ami: Oh they had "senors" on their Machine Guns did they? How frighting... Riochet: I bore of this MOVIE! *Gets out Super-Bad-MOVIE killer* All but Riochet: Go Rio! *KAAAABOOOOOM!* THE. END. (N/B: Believe me you didn't wanna see anymore it's just to damn stupid) Shorty: But now this MsT is too short... We must find something else to MST! Riochet: Must we.. Shorty: Yup. Munkee: Hey guys! I found something! Riochet: What is it? Munkee: "sonic_wars". Shorty: "sonic_wars"? Munkee: "sonic_wars". Shorty: Ami, put on the projector... Ami: *Grumbling* Ami, Destroy this... Ami, destroy that... Ami, pick up that piece of paper! Here I am Brain the size of a planet... *Turns on Projector* >Shadows of the Robotnik - A Sonic Wars Story Riochet: Ooh! "Shadows of Robotnik"! Shorty: What's the betting that Robotnik doesn't actually show his face in this MOVIE and lurks in the shadows? >Once apon a time, Ami: Oh dear... This is becoming a trend, me thinks..... >[close your eyes and pretend you just >woke up in a hut in mobius with >daily stuff] Shorty: Er, Why? Munkee: Because it gives it realism... Now quiet, fool! I'm trying to concentrate! (Closes his eyes and begins to giggle) Ooh... Put the sun tan lotion THERE! Shorty: ............. Getting back to the MOVIE.... >You leave your hut you go over and take a swim >in the ring pool >suddenly you find a purple lightsaber Riochet: Wow, What does this do? >you think "Wow, What does this do?" Riochet: Pyshic, eh? >You push a button and a big purple flash comes out >of the lightsaber Shorty: PURPLE FLASH! Yes that's right "PURPLE FLASH"! Available in good toy stores everywhere! >you notice another, Ami: Another what? >you take the other one turn the one off Munkee: ........ I just plain didn't understand that. >you swim back to the surface Shorty: WHAT?! "PURPLE FLASH" cannot be exposed to water! IT breaks! >You didnt know that someone was fishin for a power ring Ami: That's because you only just told us. Duh. >It was bunnie and sonic Munkee: Wouldn't that be "sonic and bunnie"? Or have they changed the shows name? Ami: To fast for the nikked eye! Bunnie the Rabbot! >You say to them "Look what i found!" Riochet: I don't give a rats ass! >You give the lightsabers to them Riochet: Don't give them to us! We don't want 'em! Strange... >sonic says "strange" Riochet: Stop repeating what I say! >He pushes the button and the other one which is blue pops and bunnie >push's the button on the purple one.. Shorty: Still no sign of Robotnik... I think I'm gonna win this bet.... >Sonic says again "Better take this thing to rotor" Munkee: ...... Nah.. I'm too lazy. >"Dont forget this!" says bunnie Ami: Who then decided to rump Sonic untill he went limp. >"Thanks" says sonic Riochet: Mmmmmm... Enjoyable.... >A few minutes later rotor says "I have no logical idea what >the hell >this thing is!" Munkee: Keep those immaturing curses coming.... >You go back to your hut with 1 lightsaber and sonic of course has the >blue one Shorty: Well Maybe he doesn't want the BLUE one! Maybe he wants the Purple one! All but Shorty: *Stares at him* Shorty: Whaaaaat? >You sleep... > a few hours later you find you have a half an hour to > hotwire a cold >fushion bomb before a chain reaction... Ami: Uh, WHA? Did we skip a part or what? Riochet: Nah... It's just the authors very undescriptive writing... Ami: Right. >you hotwire it and pull out the wire's at 1 half >of a milisecond Shorty: then u remember how bad this story is and then u go by by! Ami: WHEW! >you say "WHEW!" Ami: That's starting to get old. >You are cheered!! 10 cheers for Munkee: Like you do in an arcade machine? Ami: (Hauls Arcade Machine over) Riochet: Quick! Enter! Rio! Shorty: No! Shorty! Ami: Aw, great. Now because you two were fighting it now reads "COW". I dunno why I put up with you two... >4000 years later robotnik is destroyed and peace is >finaly there Shorty: No real point in you fighting is there? > your partyin in the the cloud' you play with the >freedom fighters you first >met Munkee: ....... That's if you believe in HEAVEN. > The end Shorty: There's something I've been wanting to here all day.. >maggi burnes Ami: Member of the Idiot Society. >eagle@jdenver.net Munkee: Send all flames to the above address. >magg's birthing spirit >http://www.diac.com/~jburnes/magg.htm Riochet: "birthing spirit"? Munkee: *Shrugs* (All get up and leave)