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STARRING: SHORTYYYYYY!: Hoity Toity!
Now keep in mind Shorty can't control
his actions
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He'll try and keep his sanity
With the help of his really stupid friends.
SIDEKICK ROLL CALL
SONIQUE!: Yo Mamma!
Edge!:  Go GO Power Gay-gers!
Riochet!: Derm right!
And other pointless facts 
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Repeat to your self 'You've got cheese!',
And then you can relax!
For Mystery Sonic Theatre 3000!
Edge:  So what are we watching today?
Sonique:  I believe it's a poem called What Do They Have 
              Against Us?
Riochet:  At least it's something new
Shorty:  We'll see.
>The following is a poem. 
Sonique:  We all ready established that.
>It's a rhyming poem about Sally and Julie-Su
>protesting against bashing and Sega's rules.   
Riochet:  Cat fight!
>The title is:
> "What Do They Have Against Us?"  
Edge:  We established that too!
>Sally:  What do most Sonic fans have against us?
SHorty:  Uh... nothing?
>Julie-Su:  If I knew better, I'd say they would rather see 
>us get hit by a bus!
Riochet:  They have buses on Mobius?
>Sally:  I think I know why they all hate you and I.
Sonique:  That should be me and you.
>Julie-Su:  Because a lot of boys like us, and for that 
>they think we're sluts!
Shorty:  HEAR HEAR!
>Sally:  Right!  If they think that, then they don't have no guts!
Sonique:  Hmmm.. that means they do have guts.. 
              double negitive y'know.
>Julie-Su: Who do they want Sonic's and Knux's girlfriends to be?
Edge:  Amy and Tikal?
Sonique:  No way dude!  Tikal and Knuckles are like related!
Shorty:  Incest!
>Sally:  I don't know.  For Sonic, maybe Amy!
Edge:  I just said that.
Riochet: Derm right!
>Julie-Su: Or Hershey, Bunnie, or Lupe!
Sonique:  Um.. they are also owned by Archie so that'll 
              change nothing.
>Sally:  If those Sonic fans that hate us think that, we don't 
>care anyway!
Shorty:  That's it, rebel against the system.  Fock everyone else!
>Julie-Su:  Right!  Besides those Sonic fans and Sega reps who hate us
>think we don't deserve to have an S.O. (Short for Siginificant other). 
Edge:  I see....
>Sally:  That's Sega's fault, really!  Archie should give their rules
>the heave-ho!
Sonique:  I feel a song coming on!
All:  Heidi heidi heidi hi!  Heavey heavey heavey ho!  Even though 
        this tv show sucks 
        we will go on!  Gonna go..... on.
>Julie-Su:  No matter what they do or what they say....
Shorty:  <Julie-Su>  Even if they write stupid poems about us!
>Sally:  We're Sonic and Knuckles' girlfriends! We're not Sega
>characters!  Like us or not, and we're here in the comic books for a
>looooong time to stay!!!!
Riochet:  Anyone else notice this thing has no beat whatsoever?
>Sally & Julie-Su (together): (Giving each other a high-five)  
Sonique:  Accidentally smacking each other in the face..
>WE RULE,
>Sega's rules and bashings DROOL!
Edge: YEAH!... that sucked!
Shorty:   Let us all hope and pray we never have to see another 
              poem like this again.
All:  Heidi heidi heidi hi!  Heidi heidi heidi ho!  Now this show
        is done, we are leaving now, gonna go!