And now for your viewing pleasure... Mysterey Sonic Theater Three Thosaaaaaaaaand! ---------------- Turn down yours lights... (So that Ami doesn't go ballistic) STARRING!: SHORTYYYY!: Ooh... Look a Plothole.. He'll try and keep his sanity With the help of his really stupid friends. SIDEKICK ROLL CALL SEVENNNNNN X!: Blah di doo bloo. KEFKAAAAA: I'm so damn hungery... AMIIIIII!: Say "no" to "Sanity"! And other pointless facts (lalala) Repeat to your self 'Plotholes R Us!', And then you can relax! for Mysterey Sonic Theater 3000! [Scene: Shot of Shorty infront of the Camera; We see Kef, Seven and Ami playing cards in the background.] Shorty: Hey, Shorty here on the Satellite of Pointlessness. We at TPCG pride our selves at being hard working, honest and above all none violent. [in the Background we see a fight has broken out and Ami and Seven have began hitting each other. Kef stands on the table and yells "CHICK FIGHT!!"] Shorty: (Shorty's words have become coarse and therefore untransmittable) Shut the fock up, ya pyscho loonies! [To the camera] Heh.. Sorry about that... *movie sign* Shorty: Alright guys! Get in the bleedin' thearter! 6...5...4...3...2...1...[Shorty and the Posse' walk in] > **** The Freedom Fighter's true story! **** Shorty: Looks like there going to finally admit that Sally's a bi-sexual... > Hey look a Million Dallors! MIIIINNNEEE! Seven: "Dallors"? Ami: (Shrugs) Maybe it's a new currence that the USA have set up. > (grabs it) Kefka: "it"? Shorty: Y'know... (Points to below his stomach) Kefka: Ohhhh... riiight. > I'm Rich Seven: No Duh, Genius... > *Tackles Sonic* *BITE* Shorty: (Puts on a cap, ALA Ash from Poke'mon) Go Logic! I choose you! Seven: Sally has no teeth. Ami: So therefore cannot bite Sonic. Shorty: See? Logic. > AHHHH! Your never getting this money >Its mine! mine, mine, > miiiineeee Kefka: Yes Sonic, You made that perfectly clear at the beginning of this shit.. I mean movie... Ami: Kefka! Don't swear! > *BITE BITE BITE BITE* Shorty: Well after five times.. That's old.. > *Blood splatters* Ami: Wait it's red paint! ^_^ > AHHHHHHH Shorty: Could you be anymore enuthisastic? > (pries the money outta Sonic's hand) Seven: Who the fudge is "Link"? Shorty: Probably a fan character from good ol' "Plothole Productions". > YOOOUUU BIIT MEEE Kefka: Oh look, Sonic's turned into a game... > Aha! Got it, Sally! Ami: Bravo! Now find out the meaning of life. > NO NO NOOOO! Shorty: YES YES YESSSS! > *Attacks Link* Seven: Dumb, Sally. Link was trying to give you the Money! > My money give it baaackkk Kefka: Y'know.. This is actually starting to get boring.. > AAH! HERE YOU CNA HAVE IT! Ami: Oooh.. "CNA"! like DNA I suspect... > DOOOGGG PIIILLLL Shorty: A large foot squashes Sonic. Ami: And now for something completely different... > *Takes money an'runs off* Seven: But acciedently trips over a Plothole. > (jumps on Sally) Kefka: Pony Ride! > No need to attack and bite and such! Shorty: Has anyone noticed that this story is getting morbid? > your not going anywhere Kefka: I WANNAAAA NUTHERRR RIDE!!! > Ah! Rape!! Ami: (Shouting in everyones ears) RAPE! RAPE! Heheh.. ^.^ Shorty: (Grabs Ear Muffs) Aah.. That's better.... > * Sonic grabs money Seven: That would be the logical thing to do... > Errr! Ami: What is it Link!? Seven: (Long Pause) I WANNA PONY RIDE TOO! Shorty: (With Ear Muffs on) Dum di Dum... Ami: You think he can hear us with those things on...? Seven: Hmmmmmmmmm... Nah. > Seven: Goodness! A shot gun! Save our souls! > AHHHHH Ami: More enuthisatic screaming. > here have it I dont want it I dont want it... Shorty: (Takes off Ear Muffs) What? Huh? Who? Has Ami stopped screaming yet? Seven: Yes. Shorty: (Pheew!) Ami: (Behind Shorty's chair) Heheheheh.. RAPE!!!!!!!!!!! Shorty: Gaaaak! (Falls out of his chair) > Raaape! Shorty: (Clambering back into his chair) Don't YOU start. Kefka: I wonder if that's all Sally can say.. > Drop the Money and get away from Sally very slowly... > Ami: Aaaah! He's giving us the evil eye!! > Yah, everybody loves the Sally! Shorty: "Yah"? "The Sally"? It's... It's.... Samantha Clarfet!! (Hides behind his chair) Ami and Kefka: Samantha who? Seven: Long story... > ..*Snatches the money an' totters off* Shorty: (Peeks over his chair) Is it gone? Seven: I don't see why your so upset.. it could of easily been SONIC_FAN or Gonterman.. Shorty: YOU MEAN THERE HERE TOO!? (Sinks slowly behind his chair) > Ami: "amed"!? "amed"!!?? (Her head blows up) Shorty: Eep! (Rushes over) Seven: Well that was unexpected... Shorty: Ami... Ami... Has anyone got any super glue? > DON'T, follow her. Ami: (Walks back in) Oh look the proto-type works! Shorty: :D Ami! Ami! Ami! Amiii! :D :D!! (Leaps onto Ami) Seven: Hey, if you were away when you had the prototype in the room that means will have to watch that bit again! Ami: Nooooooo!!!!!!!! > * Sonic puts hands in the air for a min... > Gotta juice! (speeds off at sonic speed) > MONEY MONEY MONEY!!! Kefka: PONY PONY PONY!!! > You bloody thief get back here! Shorty: (Still clinging onto Ami) And the award for the most stupidiest English accent award goes to..... Link!! Ami: I'm so happy! (Normally) Uh.. Shorty get off me... Shorty: Okey-Dokey... (Leaps off her) > Now where did Sally go?? Kefka: She fell into an open Plothole and was sucked into another dimension. > *Sits amongst lotsa candles an' counts money* Seven: One "dallor" for me... Two "dallors" for me... > How much ya got? Seven: A total of Three "dallors"! Wait, someones talking to me... RAAAPE! > * Sonic snachs the money and runs (The Prototype begins to fizz and spark) Kefka: Ami, will you move that already? It's becoming annoying.. Ami: Right-o! (Drags the prototype off) > HEY! Shorty: ARNOLD! Ami (Sits back down) > its a Million dollors! Kefka: Wow.. A million dallors and a million dollors in one day! > Shorty: FOCK YE! That's my focking shotgun! > *Throws a candle at Sonic, splashing hot >wax all over > him* Seven: Fan character ahoy! > AHHHHH Shorty: Enuthisatic scream time!!! "AAHHH" Aren't I enuthisatic!? > You people are so mean to me Ami: No kidding, Sonic. > I found the money and you guys stole it from me! Kefka: Correction, You found a Million Dallors. In my book that's not money.. > I told you NOT to follow her. > I didn't! I... Found her Shorty: If this is "Comedy" I'd like to see how our friend TSP writes seriously... > *Kicks Sonic and takes the money* > Never mess with a sadistic Kidnas with a candle.. Shorty: (Choke) (Splutter) OH MY GOD!!!!!! She's coming on to meee! (Runs out but runs back in) And so on... > If you like your feet the way there are I would leave! Seven: What do you mean "the way they are"? You mean hurt and destroyed? > OK OK OK! Ami: One word: Commas. Use them. > Im Prowler Hedgehog I have super sonic hearing and I heard > somthing about a Million Dallors! Shorty: Okay, Kids! How many spelling and grammar errors could you find in that piece of dialogue? > Yea Sally has it! And if you go after her you're missing your > Right leg! Kefka: ? Nope. I don't understand that. > So then you can't get it from her at all. > Im to fast! (starts to run) > (BANG) Shorty: If I were Mike I say "BIIIINNNGG, BBBAAAAANNGGG, BOOOONNNGGG" right about now.. > There. Seven: There what? > I was robotisized when i was little well my legs were so >thats how i can run so fast Shorty: I just shot you in the leg.. I don't need your life story! > I got metal legs so I didnt feel that. Ami: How gormless was that last comment? > * Prowler grabs the money ands runs Thank you! Kefka: So the narrator is now Prowler... Riiight. > * Prowler sticks tonge out when running off > Thanks for the munna! Shorty: How can he speak if he's got his "tonge(Whatever that is)" stuck out. Kefka: Very badly I suspect... Ami: And what the hell is MUNNA?!?!?! > WHAT??!! No way! > Seven: So Link decides to take serious action by thinking... Shorty: It's the perfect Plothole! > *Picks up a lead pipe* All: Whu-oh. > EM Pulse! Ami: SHUT up! > ...*WACKS Prowler in the leg* *Both the leg and >the pipe are > now considerably bent* Shorty: My, Sally is violent in this MOVIE... > There, now none of his robotic parts will work.... oh, and if > you're looking for a way outta this'un, there isn't. Shorty: Wait! He can escape through the Plothole! Kefka: What is a "Plothole".. Shorty: Plothole, A Hole in the Plot of a MOVIE. Eg.. Sonic destroys the SWATBots. A second later the SWATbots are magically appear. Thus a Hole in Plot arises... "Plothole"... > Have fun going no were! ^.^ Seven: I used to been had for... Shorty: ................. Riiiight. > Huuh? Ami: Froggy? > That's it.... > I've had it... Kefka: Of course you know this means war. > > Now we can call it > The End. Shorty: Incredible. Link actually said an intelligent word. "End". I like that Word! END! END!!!!!!!!!1 > NOOO! (looks at the script) Thats not how it ends! Shorty: There's my word again! *sighs* Seven: (Does Crazy Sign) Ami: (Nods) > * Sally Laughs Seven: Fu fu fu! Ami: A WHA!? Seven: Eggman laugh! > (flips though the pages) > Shorty: It seems Link is getting Brainyer by the second! > Sheddap! Ami: More Logic! Prowler didn't say anything, So therfore can't shut up. > HEEY!! I wasn't finished looking at that Ami: Now you can tell him to shut up. > Weres the Director! Seven: "Were" indeed. > I killed him. Kefka: Well that was a pathetic piece of humour if I ever saw one. > You can't do that! Shorty: Nope. Not touching that one. > ------------------------------------ > TO BE CONTINUED..... Ami: Oh, christ! What next? "The Slighty True Tale of the Freedom Fighters", "The Complete Lies of the Freedom Fighters"!? [All exit. Ami still rants on] 1...2...3...4...5...6... [Ami is still ranting on] Ami: --I mean if people decide to write bloody Fanfiction! They should be able to write it properly not in a fOCKing muddle! I mean what is the world coming to nower days!? Seth: GUYS! GUYS! I've got important news! Shorty: Seth!? What the hell are you doing in this MiST!? You don't show up till ep 13! Seth: But I've got important news! Ami: Do you mind!? I've got important ranting to do... Now.. I've never really liked Flowers that much... Seth: But guys! TSP, Our Enemy, was the one who wrote that MOVIE!! All but Seth: Aaaaaaah! TSP(O.V): Heheh! I'm now gonna turn off ya electricity! (All goes black. For a few minutes there is complete silence) Ami: As I was saying... All but Ami: Shut it