Presenting a very special "Chao" edition of MST3K! STARRING: MOODY: Chao! Chao! Chaaaaaoooooo! Now keep in mind Moody can't control actions (lalala) He'll try and keep his sanity With the help of his really chao friends. CHAOKICK ROLL CALL Yerher: Chao! I want chicken for Dinner! Kefka: Chao! I can see up your nose!!! Happy: Chao! You need to shape up! And other pointless facts (lalala) Repeat to your self 'Chao kick ass.', And then you can relax! For Mystery Sonic Theatre 3000! [All Chao walk in] Kefka: Moody, what are we watching? Moody: Not sure exactly. Yerher starts projecter. >The Wait is finally over! Happy: We'll finally be able to wear underwear? >If you haven't read them yet, read the other stories > in this series All: NO! >--------------------- Yerher: Let me try: *** NO wait! +++++ This time for sure ------ There it is. >Sonic Fights Robotnik >Sonic Fights Robotnik 2: The Next Battle >Sonic Fights Robotnik 3: Too Fast For The Naked Eye >Sonic Fights Robotnik 4: Meet Dr. Quack >----------------------- Kefka: There's something familiar about those names... Happy: Yeah, I feel that too. Moody: I'm sure we'll figure it out in time. >Look for them on your favorite sonic fan > fiction site or get them from the usenet archive >http://www.dejanews.com All: NO! >Now, on to the story! Yerher: Finally. >But firts..... Yerher: What's a firts? >LEGAL STUFF--------- All: *groan* >All Sonic characters in this story such as Sonic, >Sally, Tails ect. ect. ect.ect.etc. Moody: Good ol' ect. ect. ect.ect.etc. >are copyright Archie comics and SEGA. Other >copyrights such as Mountain Due, Bevis n Butthead >are copyrights of their espective owners. Kefka: What's an espective owner? >Sonic Fan does not mean to imply ownership of >anything or anycharacters in this story. All: SONICFAN????? NOOOOOoooooooooo!!!!!! Yerher jumps into Moody's arms: Protect me! Moody: Get a hold of yourself! *slaps Yerher* Yerher shakes his head: Thanks, I needed that. *jumps out of Moody's arms* I'm all right now. >END OF KEGAL STUFF----- Moody: It's also the end of the Legal stuff I hear.. >Now for more action, adventure, suspense and romance in.... Happy: Yeah! Bring on the XXX! >SONIC FAN presents.... >A SONIC FAN presentaion of a >SONIC FAN Sonic Fan Fiction.... Kefka: In a Sonic Fan city in a Sonic fan state on a Sonic fan country on a Sonic fan planet in a sonic fan Universe. >>>>>>>>>>><<<<<<<<<<<<< >SONIC FIGHTS ROBOTNIK 5 >The Good Snivley Moody: Who's Snivley? >>>>>>>>>>><<<<<<<<<<<<< >Uncle Chuck says: >Howdy yall! All: Howdy Uncle Chuck! >I'm Uncle chuck! Kefka: Or so it seems. >As y'aLl knows, Sonic fights Robotnik and fights him good. Moody: Just like Sonicfan writes fanfics and writes them bad! >Sonic saved the day AND the TV station in past adventures. >But that clumsey Rotor spilled >coffee >on the cybersuit one time, and antoher time he >replace the power ring crystal with coffee >crystals! Happy: Oh dear God NOO!! Not Antoher time! >Dumbass! Happy: Am not! >Let's see what sonic and friends are upto now.... All: NO! >>>>>>>>>>><<<<<<<<< >Robotropolis Yerher: Or is it... >What had started as a routine trip to robotropilis Moody: Ended up as a routine trip to Robotrpolis instead. >to pick up some sprokets and maybe a few chili dogs turned >into an explosive battle involving >thousands of SWAT bots and 900 tons of uranium!!! Kefka: You mean they stole my anium? >Sonic was running around bashing bots >"Take this stink botz!" said Sonic Happy: Hey! We have feelings you know! >Meanwhile Sally and Tails were trying to stop Robotnik > from getting the Urbanium to the >nuclear >bomb factory. Kefka: They took my banium too???!!! >Sonic buzzsawed throught a row of 10 bots. "hey there" > he said to Sally "Wheres the beefy fat >guy" Moody: He's over 'throught' there! >"No time to talk Sonic" said Sally "Robotnik's pickup >truck is almost at the facility. He's >going to make that uranium into bombs!" >"LET'S FIGHT ROBOTNIK!" said Sonic Yerher: Like this fanfic says! >They started after the truck but they ran into grounder > ad scratch! Kefka: That damn ground ad scratch! >"Oh fock!" said Tails Moody: Fock? Fock to you to, buddy! Don't forget shet, domn, and oss! >"Tails don't day the bad word!" said Sallt Happy: Oh no! Someone named Sallt has come into the fanfic now! >"Huh huh huh huh huh" Yerher: What the... >said Grounder "We have to like...uhhhhh...kick your ass or >someting...uhhh...huh >huh..uhhh....pribornibty uhhh..... hedgehog....ummm >hhuh hhuh uhuh huh ... uhhh... 2... or >something" Kefka: Pibornitby someting to you too! >"HHhehhEhehhe YEAH heheh FIRE FIRE!!!" said Scratch >Scratch pulled out a flamethrower and toasted tails! Happy: Just like that? >"Heh, toasty Tails" said Sonic "Oops, I mean, > I NEED TO SAVE AILS!" Moody: Shouldn't you save toasty Tails before you save AILS? >Sonic threw tails into a big pool of sewage water. Yerher: This will help how? >Then he shouted "Hey sally create a diversion!" >"ok" said Sally "Um...I am a squirtrel" Moody: And all this time, I thought she was a squirel. >"Really" said Scratch "Heh hehehheh cool hehehh hehh n heh" >Sonic sneeked up behind the 2 bots and buzzsawed scratch's >head off, which he used to beat >Grounder into a metallic polp. Kefka: What is polp? >"This SUCKS" said Grounder >"Heh heheh hehhe nhehehh nehehehehehheheh hneheheneheh > ummm yeah" said Scratch >But a SWAT boat was chasing after Tails! Happy: Watch out Tails! it's a SWAT boat! >"Help me Sonic!" asked Tails "The boat is going to catch me!" >Sonic jumped in and saved Tails at the last second and then > did a hoverski spindash manuever. >The boat crashed into the shore and blew up Happy: Oh my God is was supposed to be a boat. >"KABLAMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!" said Sonic "MEGA-BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" >"BIG KRASHY BOOOOM BOOOOM >BANNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGG!!!!!!!!!- Yerher: FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCCCCCCKKK! MEGA FOOOOOCKKKK! >"Sonic shut the hell up!" said Sally Kefka: Really. >"Oh, sorry" said Sonic "Now let's stop that truck!" >"Here sonic!" said Tails, helpfully > "Eat this power ring so you'll go super fast!" Yerher: He does't eat the power rings. >"Tails I don't eat power rings Yerher: DOH!! >.....hey that gives me and idea" pondered sonic >>>>>>>>>>>><<<<<<<<<<<<< >Nuclear Bomb Factory Yerher: What about it? >"Hhahahahahahaha!" said Robotnik > "HAHHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA!!! Moody: I'm not sure but I think he may be just a tad happy. >I am going to make some big nukes! Happy: And I'm gonna blow some big pukes. >Soon I will secure control of mobius and then >THE FREEDOM FIGHTERS SHALL DIE! >MUHAUHAHAHAHHAHAH!!! >MY most ingenious plan yet It cannot possibly FAIL!!! Kefka: Unless.. I dunno.. someone named the Good Snivley comes along. >AHHAHAHAHAHHAH HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOH > HEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEEEE!!! >Haha is this not my most ingenoius plan >yet....ummmm....hey none of my badnik assistants are here. > I forgot, Snivley is dead, Happy: Oh my God! They killed Snivley! Silence. Happy: You guys are supposed to say you bastards. Yerher: Why? Happy: Never mind. >Dr. Quack is in the freezer and Grounder and Scratch > are probably dismantled again. Oh well I'll >just eat a tasty donut or 2,,,or 3 or 78" Mooody: Yeah 78" 'donuts' would be good right about now. >But little did robotnik know, during his speech to no one >Sonic put the power ring into the >donut box. Kefka: This'll help how? >Robotnik picked up the ring and took a bite out of it. Happy: Join McGruff and help take a bite out of ring! >He got electrocuted. "AYE AYE AYE AYE AYE AYE!!!" Happy: Aye matey! >said Robotnik. He threw the donut away and it > landed in the back of the pickup truck, which >unfortunately for robotnik, caused a chemical reaction with >the uranium truning it into >harmless salt rock. Moody: It 'trumed' into harmless salt? >"NOooooooooo!" said Robotnik "My evil plan that could not > possibly fail has failed! I hate >you sonic! Curse you hedgehog! You go to hell! You go to hell >and you die!" Kefka: wouldn't he have to die first, then go to hell? >"Ha ha nyah nyah" said Sonic "I beat robotnik > and his stooououuupid plan neener neener >neeeeener" All: Neener neener neener! Sonic Fan's a weiner! >"Dammit Sonic, shut the hell up!" SAID Sally >So sonic did and they went back to knothole Yerher: So 'SAID' is capitalized and knothole and sonic aren't? Someone explain that to me. >>>>>>>>>><<<<<<<<<<<<< >Knothole Vivvge Happy holds up peace sign: Viva Knothole 'Vivvge! >It was a tranquil and not too buzy day Moody: It wasn't a busy day either. >as Knothole was having a huge celebation All singing: Celebate! Celebate! Kill Sonic Fan! >for their heroes, Sonic, Tails, and Princess Sally of >the Eleborate House of Acorn. Yerher: Who the what the huh? >"yaaay" said the citizens of knothole while they sat around >a campfire and sonic gave a speech >on the stump >Sonic said "Well It's been a while since I've been here. >I haven't been here since the episode >"Hooked on Sonics" where I fought the shredder. Kefka: How dare he compare his fics to SatAM. >But I faced a more dangerous undertaking. I fought bots bots and more bots before finally >outwitting Robotnik in a clever plan of logic and cunning. Happy: Cuming? Where? Moody: He said cunning. Happy: Oh.. I knew that. >I'd like to thank all who helped, namely Sally and Tails. How about you folks come on up here" >the audiance gave a round of applause Kefka: And some squares and triangles too! >"Thyank you Thank you" said Tails "As usual I did everything" Yerher: So fock all of you Happy: Don't say that! Kills Tails. >THe audiace laughed at the joke >Then Sally walked on stage. >"yaaay woohooo clap clap" went the audience. Kefka: Audience: Yaaa! WhoHOO!!! Clap clap! Yaaa! WhoHOO!!! Clap clap! >As in episode 4 of the Sat AM series sally gave sonic >a kiss on the cheek. Then sonic said "Hey >sal you call that a kiss. Now THIS is a kiss"0 >Sonic and Sally did the miost passion-oriented kiss >in the whole series all over again and Happy: Yeah! Bring on the XXX! Take it off Sally! *whistles* >Antoinne said "EEEuuEEEWWW Ze HEDGEHOG EESS SOEEK DE CAPRIO StEEnnnAY POO >POOOOOOOooEEWWW!!!!" Moody: I understood two words, hedgehog and poop! >Then SexHog (from alt.fan.sonic-hedgehog) said "LeT'Z see SoMe >CyBerSeX!! I wAnt SoMe GoOd >LoOkIn piCs!" Kefka: What the hell? >Sonic said "No way, ho-zay. We don't do that public cybersex >thing. at least not recently" >"DAMMIT SONIC SHUT UP!" said Sally and she salped him Yerher: I didn't know Sally belonged to the Salpa family. Aren't they a type of fish? Moody: It's a stockfish. >"Ow" went sonic >Sally left >>>>>>>>>><<<<<<<<< >Sonic's Hut Moody: Ready! Set! HUT! HUT! HUT! Kefka tosses Moody a football. Moody: TOUCHDOWN! >Tails walks in >"Hey Tails what's up" said Sonic Yerher: Can we stay in one tense please? >"Oh nothing. Hey I think your relationship with sally >is going kind of bad" said Tails >"Well she does keep telling me to shut up" said Sonic Yerher: And she can't decide if she's a squirtrel, squirel or a stockfish. >"Maybe you should see a marriage counsellor" said Tails >"My uncle Trey Prower is a marriage >counsellor" Kefka: Oh, no, not an uncle. I've heard of Uncle Bob... >"But we're not married!" said Sonic "At least I don't >think we are but we might be. I forget" Happy: How do you forget your marriage? I'm sure he'd at least remember the Honey Moon.. he he he >JUST THEN ROTOR JUMPS UP THROUGH THE FLOOR OF THE HUT! >"AUUUUGHGHGHHGHGHHGHGHHHTTHHH WOOOOBOOOOGIE!!!!" said Rotor Yerher stands up and shouts: Do the WOOOOBOOOOGIE! All start dancing. >"AHHHHHHHHH!!!!" yelled sonic "Jeez rotor DON'T DO THAT!" >"Oh, sorry" said Rotor "But Knothole is in big trouble!" >Sonic said "Looks like i need to save teh day!!" Kefka: He must mean ten day. >"sweet" said Rotor >"Anyways as I was saying" said Rotor "Knothole >is under attack we're all going to DIE!!! oh no >oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no Moody: If I didn't know better, I'd say Rotor was worried. >oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no" >Rotor exited the hut by jumping through a wall. Happy: Couldn't he use the door >Sonic ran outside andd saw THE ENTIRE VILLIAGE >OF KNOTHOLE BURNING DOWN AND IN TOTAL >CHAOTIC-NESS!!!! Kefka: *yawn* boring! >Antoinne was running away from his burning hut, a >TANKbot was destroying stuff, Grounder and >Scratch were riding on heat-seeking missles, super mario >and friends were driving go-karts all >over the place and Ken Penders was standing in >the town square shooting at freedom fighters with >a machine gun. Yerher: Uh-huh. Where were Link and Crash at? >"Help me, I am in danger!" cried Jackerey Prower. All: Who? >"Hmmmmm" thought Sonic "I can save the villiage, >all I need is a power ring!" Happy: How did I ever let you guys talk me into this? >Just then Sonic remembered that Rotor had the >power crystal in his lab to clean the coffee >stains off it. Sonic ran to the lab dodging bots and other such mayham. Moody: Take this! And that! >>>>>>>>>>>>>><<<<<<<<<<<< >Rotor's Lab Kefka: Was a very good lab and a very good lab was he. >JUST THEN SONIC BROKE DOWN THE DOOR IN EMERGENCY!!! >"Sonic!" said Rotor "That was very rude! You shouldn't >destroy my hut like that!" >"Soory" said Sonic "But I need the power crystal" Happy sings: I'm soory! So soory! >"Ah knows why ya needs it shuggahawg." said Bunnie Happy: You need it to save your sex life with Sally! >"Ya'll needs a power ring to fight them dangers outside. >Aw heck all yall some of em are bots, >and some of em are missles and some of em are fires and >some of em are falling debris. Heck all >y'all some of em aren't even dangerous at all!" Yerher: Some of these sentences are bad, some of em suck; heck all y'all some of em aren't even sentences at all. >"maybe you should get the crystal Bunnie" said Rotor >"You see, I'm drinking coffee right now and >when I have coffee around our impotant devices something >bad usually happens. Happy: I get horny and want to be hancuffed to beds. >So I'll just throw this coffee away just so nothing bad will happen" >Rotor tossed the coffee cup over5 his shoulder. Moody: Wait.. now which of his 5 shoulders did he throw it over? >Sonic saw it and said (in slow motion) "NoOOOOOOoOOooOOoOOoO!!!" >as the cup went flying twords >the crytal. Sonic jumped to catch it but it was too late. Kefka: It's coming right 'twords' us! >The cup smahed into the power crystal. The crystal started sparking >And that's when things went, for lack of a better word, bahoogallyroogaly. Yerher singing: High as a plane or ballony! It's bahoogallyroogaly. >>>>>>>>>>>>>><<<<<<<<<<<<<<< >Dimensional Portal All: DUN DUN DUUUN! >Sonic is sucked through a dimensional portal. Moody: Good, maybe it'll end this thing sooner. >>>>>>>>>>>>><<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< >Twinkie-Mart 5:05 A Happy: Thank you for coming to the Twinkie Mart! Come again! >"WWAAAAHHHHHH OOOOOFOFOFFFFF" sonic said as he landed in a pile of twinkies Kefka: Yuu-ummmm... >*Where am I* he thought >*I must be in another dimenson* thought sonic >Just then Sonic saw a bot that looked like a swatbot >but it had a red star on it's chestplate >"DRROOOONNNE" went the bot "SCANNING...BEEP BEEP BIP BOOP Yerher: Beep bop Beep bop waiting for this fic to stop. >...EENNHHH...RESULT IS NYET NYET NYET...MUST DESTROY THING" >The bot fired on Sonic! Sonic dodged gunfire and >exploding twinkeis and jumped out the >window!!!!!!! Happy: Let's get the hell outta here! >Then a helicopter was shooting at sonic. Sonic ran to the >intersection but another helicopter >was headed right for him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! All: Boring! >Suddenly a red convertible hit sonic from behind! >Sonic rolled over the hood and into the >passenger seat. Kefka: But the, from above, a space ship fell on him and a giant lizard began eating him while fifty cars hit him and... >VRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMM SCREEEE VRRRMM VRRRMMM >VRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMM >NNNNRRYRRRRRRRRRRRRRR >VRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM Moody: This week on Worlds Wildest Police Videos. >"Oof. Who are you." said Sonic Yerher: Oof.. I'm Yerher. Happy: Oof.. nice to meet you. Oof >"My name's Prower, Miles Prower" said the fox that looked exactly like Moody: Bond, James Bond. >Tails >"What you doing" said Sonic Happy: You're mom! Kefka: You quick focking my mom! >"I was saving your life from those RED bots. Yerher: Some a them bots are red, some a em are blue and heck ya'll some aren't bots at all! >Now hold on because I'm going to drive the car really fast now" said >Miles >SCCCCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE the car makes a sharp turn to avoid >helicopter fire. Then a taxi is >driving head on at the car. The bot driver fires his >machine gun at Tails. Tails ducks. Kefka: Yeah, great plan Tails. Moody: I thought it was Miles.. >"Say who are you anyways. Yerher: Can we say question mark? >I haven't seen you before" said Mils Moody: Mils was obviously Tails and Miles brother. >"My name is Sonic T. Hedgehog. I'm from another dimension. >Sort of like on that TV show Furry >Sliders" said Sonic >Mileses car rams the taxi into a mailbox Moody: Let's see, Miles, Tails, Mileses, Mils, Sonic.. That's a crowded convertable. >"I've never heard of that show" said Miles Happy: It's on after furry Simpsons, furry Pokemon, Furry Star Trek and Furry everything else. >"You don't have that show here? What about furry South Park, >or Furry Beavis and Butthead?" >asked Sonic >"No none of those either" said Tails Kefka: NO!! NO!! I'll die without them! >"This is a strange Mobius" said Sonic "To me, that is" >A robo jeep was chasing the car. Yerher: Which was actually furry Batman in his furry Batmobile? >Miles pushed a button and the car dropped landmines >on the road that blew up the jeep. >KABLOOMO!!! The jeep rolls over and bots go flying. Moody: Why can't we stay in on tense here? >"Now hold on" said Miles "We have to get over the Robolin Wall" >"The what?!?" said Sonic >"The robolin wall. Yerher: DUH! Sonic. >It seperates Robotskia from The Great Country. >Wait you probably don't know about that." >Miles slammed on the gas. >VRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM Kefka: Must have been those beans, sorry. >The car hit a ramp and went flying over the wall. >The bots in the guard tower were surprised. Kefka: The heck you say. >"Oofy" said Sonic as the car landed on the other side >and bounced a few times "That's kind of a >stupid place to put a ramp" Moody: That's okay, this is a stupid place to put a fan fic. >"Yes. I suppose it is" said Miles "Well I'll havve to >explain what's going on when we get to >Knothole City" >"Knothole CITY?" said Sonic "Sweet" >>>>>>>>><<<<<<<<<<<< >Knothole City, The Great Defense Department Happy: Or is it??? >The car drove into the parking garage at 190 mph. Moody: And crashed into the wall cause it was going to fast. >SCRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEECCCCCCHHHHH went the car as Miles slammed on the brakes. Kefka: And Mils, Tails and Mileses jumped out. >"That was fast" said Sonic "But not THIS fast" >Sonic ran around on the walls of the garage and said "Yaa WOOOO JUICIN >JAM PAST COOOL YAA WO OOW WOOO!!!!!" Yerher: Shut up, fock it! >Miles said, amazedly "Bloody amazing Sonic! How do you do that?" Happy in English accent: It's a bloody secret I tell ya! >"I dunno" said Sonic Moody: Sonic's really sharp in this story. >>>>>>>><<<<<<<<< >Elevator Kefka: What about it? Happy: It's one of the few words he spelled right. Kefka: Ooohhh, I see. >"Ok now tell me stuff about this dimension" said Sonic to Miles Yerher: We like to burn things. >Miles said "Well you had the Great War in your >dimension so I'll start there. After the Great >War Julian had won control of lots of land. But >instead of Giving it to the government Moody: I can't believe a guy can spell goverment right but yet capitalizes words in the middle of sentences. >of the Great Continent he kept it and formed his own country. It is >called Robotskia and it has a botunism system of government. >What that means is that all >citizens have to do whatever the bots say. Happy: Get to the sex! Yerher: Happy, you're scaring people. Happy: And proud of it too! Kefka: Yeah! Kefka and Happy slap fives. >Julian was just an alias however, and once he >had his own country he started calling >himself by his real name Robo Shlobo Robotnik." Moody: Shlobo! All: Shlobo Shlobo bo Blobo Bannafanna fo Flobo fe fi fo Mlobo! SHLOBO! >Miles continued "But Robotniks nephew Snivley betaryed Robotnik to stop him >from taking over the whole continent. Kefka: Snively.. or Snivley has guts all of a sudden. >He is a hero and is the leader of the Great Secret Service. All burst into histerical laughter at the thought of Snively being a hero and a leader. >Everyone calls him The Good Snivley." All laugh even harder. >Miles went on "The members of our highest deparment >are parraell to people in you universe. Moody: 'You' Universe? Where's that? >I am a secret agent, Dulcy is and invention maker, Yerher: Dulcy is and as Dulcy is and does. >Rotor is a chef, Happy: And he cooks some mean monkey stu.. >Bunnie is another agent, and Antoinne is a useless secretary guy" Moody: So what does Antoine do in this universe? >"What about Sally?" asked Sonic Moody: She works with Sallt, Mileses and AILS. >"Sally? Here we call her EvilSally. SHe is Robotnik's wife." saidMiles >"PUUUHHHHHHHUWWAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!?!?!" said Sonic Kefka: AUUUUGHGHGHHGHGHHGHGHHHTTHHH WOOOOBOOOOGIE!!!! >"ok then" said Sonic "What about Sir Charles" >"Who?" said Miles >"Uncle Chuck?" said Sonic >"Oh, Uncle Chuck, he is the leader of Robotnik's Janitor Squadron" said Miles Yerher: He also works with Mils in robotropilis. >"In my dimension Uncle Chuck made the power crystal so maybe here >he made a power crystal too!" >said SOnin Happy: I really wish he'd stop throwing in new charactors. Who's SOnin? >"Hey! You're right!" said Miles "If we could get it you could go back home and we >could use it to BATTLE ROBOTNIK!" said Miles >"That's FIGHT ROBOTNIK" said Sonic "Ooops i forgot i in orther dimensin" Kefka: I thought he was in another dimension! >The elevator stopped at the top floor Moody: Then dropped at great speed to the first floor and they all yelled WWAAAAHHHHHH OOOOOFOFOFFFFF!! >>>>>>><<<<<<<<< >Super Secret Great Department >Sonic n' Miles All: Sittin' in a tree! K-I-S-S-I-N-G! >stepped out of the elevator. Miles introduced Sonic. >"This is sonic he's from another dimension" Kefka: Okay, now I'm confused! Is it dimensin or dimension? >"Hello there!" said Dulcy >"Hey there Sonic" said Chef Rotor "I hear that dimensioal >travel is like making sweet love to a >beutiful woman" Happy: Now you're talking. >Rotor Sang >I wanna make love to you wo-man >I'm gonna lay you down by the fire >make sweet lo lo lo lo lovvee bay-be Moody: How can he compare himself to the creators of South.. wait never mind. >"Howdy y'all!" said Bunnie "I all has been a-sortin these >diffrent colored paperclips" >"Aren't you going to say something else?" said Sonic Yerher: Yes! Something else. >"Now heck y'all why y'all all the heck woual ah say somethin >else about paperclis. wha you all >think ah'd do tell y'all the colors of em?" said Bunnie >"Guten Tag Herr Hedgehog!" said Antoinne Kefka: He's German now? >"Ish benen der hugentugnen das Ropotnik und you eshcaped >with Herr Prower! Hugengannooten! Uber >Shoober Kooten Guber!" >"I still can't understand anything he says" said Sonic Moody: Well neither can we. >"Now let's go meet The Good Snivley" said Miles Happy: I thought Miles all ready knew him! >>>>>><<<<<<<< >Snivley's Office >"Hello! Sonic! Hello There!" said Snivley Moody: Hello my hello name hello is hello the hello good hello Snivley hello. >"I heard you fight robotnik in your universe too! Righto mate! >Smashing! Maybe you can help us >too!" Yerher: Where the hell is he supposed to be from? Polock? >Sure!" said Sonic "If it involves fighting Robotnik count me in" >JUST THEN ROTOR FALLS THROUGH THE ROOF OF THE BUILDING! Happy: Even in other dimensions, some things never change. >"You GuYS!!" said Rotor "uh oh uh oh uh oh uh oh uh oh" >"Rotor! Get ahold of yourself man!" sadi Miles "Just tell us whats going on" >"OK" said Rotor >FLASHBACK >>>>>>>>><<<<<<<<< >Robotskia Tower >"Why hello my dearest Sally." said Robotnik "Did you >know that soon I will control the entire >continent?" Yerher: Same old Robotnik. >"You always say that" said Sally Moody: Well, you always say that! >"But this time I have a failproof plan! One that cannot >fail in any possible manner!" said >Robotnik Kefka: I will take their banium and anuim. >"Yeah and then agent double-o-Tails will show up and ruin it" said Sally >"But not this time!" said RObotnik Happy: Don't inturupt me RObotnik. >"This time it cannot fail in any possible way, manner, or suggestion!" >"What you going to do?" asked Sal >"I will drop a nuke on Knothole City" said Robotnik "That'll learn em!" Yerher: That's the best this genius can do? >"Better than average plan" said Sally Moody: And he's smarter than the average bear! >"In fact I am going to the base myself to assure success >in this plan." said Robotnik >Robotnik hit some buttons on a communication terminal and Kefka: Blew up! >Grounder and Scratch apperared on the screen. Grounder >was wearing a top hat and holding a cane. >Scratch was wearing an eyeglass thing Happy: I'm wearing an eye glass thing! >and holding a cup of tea. Happy: And holding a cup of tea! >"'ello there govner!" said Grounder "Jolly good weather today isn't it?" >"Here here!" Moody: Where? Where? Kefka: There. There. >said Scratch "I agree quite jolly good indeed" >"Scratch and I were drinking tea and eating strumpets >while awaiting further instruction. I >assumes Yerher: NO! I assumes! >that you called to give us the further instruction >guvaner?" said Grounder Moody: Who or what is guvaner? >"Hhahhahahaha!" said Robotnik >"Ahoy there whats so bleedin' funny" said Scratch Happy: Bleeding's bleedin' funny! >"Shutup and initiate plan MEGA-NUKEM 24b" said Robotnik >"Righto mate" said Grounder >But little did anyone know, Kefka: That's the first sentence that I've agree'd with so far. >Rotor had bugged the room and was sitting on the roof listening >to the entire conversation! Moody: Bet anyone 10 chaonuts he falls through the roof. silence. Moody: Rats. >"Time to leave!" said Robotnik >JUST THEN ROTOR FALLS THROUGH THE ROOF OF THE BUILDING! Moody: Awww! I coulda won me 10 chaonuts! >"What the fock?" said Robotnik Yerher: Don't say that! *Salps Robotnik* >"Uhh roof repair man" said Rotor >"Hmmm It does need repairing" Kefka: Especially since the 'roof repair man' just fell through it. >said Robotnik "Carry on" >"That's no roof repair man!" Happy: Gee.. what was your first clue? >said Sally "That's Chef Rotor of the Great Secret Service!" Yerher: Here, let me sing you alittle song. It might clear things up. >Sally pulled out a chaingun and shot at rotor. >ROtor danced a little jig to avoid the bullets >and then ran like flippin eck. Moody: But Rotor on the other hand was dead. >Robotnik said over the announcment system "Ateention all >RED bots! Intruder alert priority >Red-1. Kill walrus now!" >In an action-packed escape sequence rotor escapes >the bot filled building and steals a >helicopter. Kefka: Nice description! >It gets shot down but rotor bails out and falls though >the roof of the Great Secret Service >building. >>>>>>>>>><<<<<<<<<<< >END OF FLASHBACK Happy: Thank God. >"And that's what happened" saidRotor Yerher: Or something like that anyway.. heck I may have made it all up for all I know. >"BOH! WHAAA?!? GRRGRRRRGHGHHHHHHEEEE?!?!" Said Snivley Moody: DIARRHEA MATE!!!! >"No prob Sniv dewd we'll stop Robotnik" said Sonic Kefka: And your diarrhea! Yerher: GWAAAAHAHAHAAAAAAGGGEEEEEEEEE!!! >"Jolly good show!" said Snivley Moody: Ol' Snively was a jolly good picker and a jolly good picker was he. He picked and he picked and he picked and he picked till he got that booger free Happy: Now YOU'RE scaring people, Moody. >"Miles, you Sonic and Bunnie go stop the Robotnik nuke plan!" Kefka: GGWWWWAAAAEEEEE! >Sonic said "It's ORANGE BANNANA WHAM BAM SLAM FLAM >BING BHAM BOOM BOOM BOOGALOO ROCKEM SOCKEM >ROLLY POLY WHAK DANG DING DANg WALLA WALLA JUICE TIME!!!!" Kefka: Hey, i almost predicted what he said. >"what?" said Miles Kefka: I SAID I ALMOST PREDICTED WHAT HE SAID! >>>>>>>><<<<<<< >The Great Ocean Yerher: Sure it's not the furry ocean? >Sonic Miles and Bunnies are in a boat Moody: Where did all these Bunnies come from? >thats going en route to the secret aircraft carrier base. >Miles jumped the boat Happy: YEAH! Screw that boat! >up onto the aurcraft carrier Kefka: WHat happened to the aircraft carrier? >but just then it was blown up by a rocket launchin RED bot! Moody: So, they're dead? >They all jump out and action packed fighting ensues! Moody: I knew it was too good to be true. >SOnic shoots bots with his gun while Miles and Bunnie shoot from behind and airpl;ane! Yerher: That just didn't make sence at all. >Sonic attracts laster fire and Miles and Bunnies Happy: While Bunnies and SOnic fought, Bunnie and Sonic screwed each other in the boat. >kill the bots. BOOOOM ZOOOOm >ZOOOM goes sonic KABLAM BANG BANG DRROOONNNNAarrrgggg Kefka: Then, Snivley came running in and said GGWWWEEEEEAAAAAAhAHHAAHHAH! >Bot with a machine gun DIE DIE DIE!!!!! Moody: Who is talking now? >Miles blows it to bitz! Kefka: Should that be bitz or ditz? >Sonic spin dashes 20 bots "Well I guess thats all the bots" said he >But one more bot he had to fight! WIIEIEEEE SHPAK!!!! Sonic kicked it down. it died. >The threesome blasts open the door and go into the control tower. Yerher: That just made no sence as well. >>>>>>>><<<<<<<<<<<< >Control Tower, Control Room Happy: Control City, Control state, Control Continent, Control WORLD MUAHaHAHAH! Yerher whispering to Moody: I think this fic is really getting to happy. >"Doo doo doo" said Robotnik Kefka: DobiDobiDO! >"Everything is going to plan" said Robotnik, Moody: Except for those guys who are in the Conrol Tower, Control Room. >not paying any attention to the video monitor "I think I'll pass the time by jamming to some >barber shop music" Yerher: How do you jam to Barber Shop Music? >RObotnik put in his barbershop CD and did air guitar while singing Yerher: While Robotnik did nothing but sit and eat donuts. >"Hello my honey hello my baby hello my rag time gaaaaaaalllllllllllll" >>>>>>><<<<<<< >Control TOwer >"Let's go up these staris" said Miles "Because we have to to get to the control room" Kefka: Can't we take the stairs instead? >"OK" said Sonic "That won't be too hard" >So they walk up the stars walk walk walk but then huGe drills come out of the walls! Yerher: OH NO! Not huGe drills! >"AHhhh YALL LOOK OUT MAH STARZZ?!?!" said Bunnie, (yelled). Moody: Look out for your what? >They dodged drills while diving up the stairs and >blasted open a door and came face to face >with Grounder and Scratch! >Ok I'll shoot them >said >(Sonic) Happy: Good idea said (Happy) >"Oh jolly good it is those enemy blokes!" said Scratch >"D'oH! I dropped my gun in the stairs!" said SOnic Yerher: Sonic would you get it for me? >"Me too" said Miles >"Me y'all 3" said Bunnie Kefka: Me y'all 4, me y'all 5, me y'all 6, 7, 8, 9, 10! >Scratch kicked Miles out the door. Bunnie fights Scratch with >ninja-kung-fu!HAIIIYA!! WIEEE SPAK >WWWOOOOAHAHHHHHAAAAA HAIE HAIE HAIE SHOYROUKEN! HASTOMAKAROUKAT! >"ow" wnet Scratch Moody: That darn wnet Scratch! Always up to 'ow' good. hehehe. All stare at Moody. Moody: Screw you guys. >YEAHOO! Yerher: Then again, Snively came in and said GWWWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHBBWBWAIB >SOnic was fighting Grounder. Happy: While Sonic masturbated. >Grounder swings his cane but sonic jumps over it a few time and ducks a few times and >then finally knoks it >out of his hand. Grouder >shot a drill missle at sonic and sonic jumped out of the way. >"Hey this isn't Mega Man 4" said Sonic Happy: And I thought Moody's jokes were bad! Moody: You're pushing it, buddy! >Sonic spin dashes Grounder right out the window >AHHHHH SPLASH!!! Kefka: Where there was conviently a pool. >Sonic sees Grounders cane on the floor and picks it up and uses it to smack Scratch >upside the head. >Scratch's head falls off and explodes! All: KABLOOIE! >Miles comes running up the stairs "Hey do I need to fight with ninja-kung fu?" he said >"Nah ya'll nothin' to fights here" said Bunnie >JUST THEN SOMETHING BURSTS THROUGH THE WALL Happy: It was Snivley! GWAAAARARATRARARARAAAaATTATARAFHHAHAHAHHAHAH Kefka: I think he's loosing it. Moody: He never had it. >It's Robotnik wearing a huge MECHSUIT! Moody: Wearing a what now? >"Ha ha, so we meet again Mr. Prower." said Robotnik "This time you DIE!" >"No way Buttnick!" says Sonic >"Huh, a blue hedgehog? You're no secret agent, shut up" said Robotnik Yerher: Gee, he's observent. >"Don't underestimate the power of a hedgehog you stupid chub!" said Sonic Yerher: Robotnik runs home crying ending this fanfic.. >"I said shutup!" Robntik boots sonic down the stairs where sonic narrowly avoids death by >drill-ment! >Sonic looks up to see Miles and Bunnies being chased down a collapsing starway by the huge >Mech-Robotnik. They all run out onto the deck. Kefka: Fortunately, Mils and Bunnie saved them. >"BAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAA" says Robntik "YoRe MINE NOW!" Happy: Am not! >Robotnik picks up Miles in a big steel claw hand thing Moody: Oh yeah.. one of THOSE steal claw hand things. >and throws him against an airplane. Kefka: Robtonik has quite an arm. >Then he kicks Bunnie overboard. Yerher puts hands up over his head: And the kick is good! >"Ha ha I win." said Robotnik "Hah haha now time to say a witty thing. All: *groan* >ahem. Oh, how easy that was. Next time we play this game i think I shall set the difficulty >level higher than SUPER MEGA EASY! Bwa-HAH! But there will not be a NEXT TIME! Moody sarcastically: Yeah, that was really witty. >HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA >HAHHAHAHHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHA (cough) Kefka: We get the damn point! >HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA >HAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA ha ha ha hah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...ha.....eh >heh.......chuckle.......ah that was funny" Yerher in monotone voice: Yeah, I'm laughing my butt off. >But sonic runs around robotnik in a circle a million times really fast. Yerher again in monotone: Whoo hoo. Go Sonic. >"Yo, chubba-bone!" says Sonic from behind robotnik >Robotnik turns around "WHAT?" >"Your shoelace is untied!" said Sonic >Robotnik looks down Happy: I think Robotnik would be just a tad smarter than that. >"Wait I don't have shoelaces!" >Sonic speed dashes the mechsuit right up against it's head! Robotnik is knocked backwards >off the carrier. KERSPALSH! Moody: Kerspalsh? What the hell was below him? >"Are you ok du-ed?" says Sonic to Miles Kefka: Anyone else waiting for Bill and Ted to show up in this? >"Yes quite alright. Oh look Robotnik is defeated, let's disable the nuke" said Miles >But robotnik was un-mechsuited and escaping in a little raft Yerher: Which came from where now? >"Ha ha I just used my >remote control to set the bomb to go off in 10 seconds so NYAH NYAH!" >"Sonic, steal a plane real fast!" says Miles! >Sonic and Miles jump into a couple of jets and take off! Happy: Real fast. >Sonic goes down the runway running over bots and takes off WHOOOOOODH Kefka: What one earth makes a plane go WHOOOOOODH Moody: The same thing that makes water go Kerspalsh. >Just then Miles contacts him! "Sonic my plane has the nuke in it! Let me into your plane!" >Sonic slows down his plane so it is right beside Mileses. Yerher: But what about Miles? >Sonic opens the cockpit of his plane and Miles jumps in. Sonic puts the plane into top >gear and zooms away just before the nuke goes off with a big CRACKO! Moody: I wasn't aware planes had gears. >Sonic is flying the plane twoards the robo city but bot planes are chasing him! Sonic >avoids missles and then retaliates with missles of his own! 2 bot jets blow up! All: CRACKO! >"Fly at higher altitute to avoid buldings sonic!" said Miles >"No way dude!" said Sonic >"WHAT!?!?!??!" said Miles Kefka: HE SAID NO WAY DUDE! >"I have a plan. trust me" said Sonic >"No!" said Miles Moody: Miles got smart all of a sudden. >Sonic flew in between the skyscrapers. 4 planes ran into a skyscraper. Happy: So Sonic could get in between the skyscrapers and the other planes couldn't because of what now? >Sonic turned a corner and dodges a missl which hit a building a exploded in an explosion >of glass. Yerher: Then maybe they shouldn't make the buildings out of glass. >A jet was right on sonic's tail and sonic was headed on a collision course with an >office building. >"SOnic LOOOOOOOOOOK OOOOOOOUT!!" scremed MiLes!!!!!!!!!!!! Moody: While Miles, Mileses and Mils watched on. >Sonic said "Confucius say: Kefka: Hey! You watch your language! >If there is no door, then make one" >Sonic fired missles and blasted a hole through the bulding. Then he flew the jet through it. >"YYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOO!! THIS IS ONE HELLUVA PEANUT JUICE JAM!" said Sonic >"AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!" said Miles Kefka: When in Rome... WAAAAAHAHHAHAAHAAAAAAA888888888889999--192312831-83-1 Yerher: WAHAHAHAHAHAHAWAHAHAHAHAHAHAWAHAHAHAHAHAHAWAHAHAHAHAHAHA Moody: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHH Happy: GGGWWWAAAABABABAHAHAHAYATGGALKFJGLKASDJGFOIREAHTNOHERNVTRPTIOFHIODS >The jet came out the other side of the building but it was missing a wing. Yerher: Like that'll stop Sonic fan. >Sonic flew the jet rather shakily to knothole city. >"Buckle your seatbelts it's landing time!" said Sonic Moody: Remember, kids, always wear your seat belts! >"eep!" said Miles Kefka: Sure he didn't say AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!? >Sonic did a nose dive for the parking garage. The jet hit the pavement and the landing >gear broke off. the plane slid on its belly into the underground parking gargae, >smashed several cars and slammed into a wall. Happy: That's the best description we've had so far. >"Ah, what a perfect landing!" said sonic as he climbed out of the wreck. >"AHHH YO BLOODY WELL ALMOST GOT US KILLED!! AHHHH ARRRRRRGGG!!!!" said Miles >"ya, but were not dead" said Sonic >"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" said Miles >>>>>>>>><<<<<<<<<<< >Parking Lot >There is a celebration for Miles and Sonic Moody: And Mileses, SOnic, Bunnies, and all the others. >"yaaaaay" says the crowd Kefka: YAAAAAAAAH! >the crowd claps. clap clap clap! >"Hey wait a minute, we forgot bunnie!" said Miles >Just then Bunnie showed up! Happy: From out of no where. >"Y'all forgot me and ah had to swim the 500 miles 'tuh shore!" said soggy Bunnie >"sorry" said Sonic and Miles >"Oh bloody good work you two!" said Snivley "This calls for a hot spot of tea. Oh frock, Yerher: Okay, now what the hell is frock? >we are out of tea. Moody: OH FROCK! >I'll just drive down to the store and get some. >Snivley got in his car. Kefka: Didn't all the cars blow up? >"Well I did all the work" said Sonic >"No you didn't!" said Miles >"Did to!" said Sonic >"Did not!" said Miles >JUST THEN SNIVLEYS CAR EXPLODES!!!! Kefka: Musta just been a delayed reaction. Happy: Oh my God! They killed Snivley! *looks at others* Silence. Moody: You bastards? Happy: That's better. >"(choke) No! a car bomb!" said Miles >"Nooooo!" cried Jackerey Prower All: WHO?? >"They killed The Good Snivley! Why God? Whyyyyyy????" Moody: Why not? >"Robotnik will pay for this" agrily said Miles >>>>>>>>><<<<<<<< >That Night >Sonic is chatting with Bunnie on IRC Kefka: Let's have cybersex. > Heck y'all hedgehog....you wanna have...cybersex? Kefka: HEY! I called that one! > GuH uHHHh G[ejddjcn UHHHHH i-i-i-i-cant do it! Happy: Take some constipation medicine then! > Aw y'all heck, Sally girl 'll never know shes in nother dimenson Moody: What's the nother dimenson? > But its still not right. i hope u understand :) > Ok ;) ><<<<<<<>>>>>>>> >oops that was the seperator for the last story >>>>>>>><<<<<<<<< >that's better >>>>>>>>><<<<<<<< Yerher: That was pointless. >The Next Day >Parking Lot >Miles says "Ok we're going to find that power crystal" >"hhhhhhhoooooooooooowwwwwww?" said Rotor Kefka: I'm not retarded I'm just slow! >"I have a special device thingy that will Yerher: Make people think Rotor is the roof repair man. >home in on it's eneryg" said Miles "We are going to drive into the city and find out where >robonik has that crystal." Happy: How do you know he has it? >hey all got in the car Happy: AND IT EXPLODED! >"Uhh you'll have to ride in the trunk Antoinne there's not enough room" said Miles >"Ach du liber!" said Antoinne >>>>>>>>>><<<<<<<<<< >Robolin Wall >"Now remember" said Miles Moody: We're parked in 4-A. >"We must be very catious and try not to attract any bot attention. Ready?" >"Ready!" said SOnic >Sonic hit the button activating the huge drill on the front of the car. Happy sarcastically: Yeah, that won't attact attention. >>>>><<<< >Guard TOwer Yerher: TOwer? >A RED bot is reading the paper Moody: And taking a crap. >when suddenly the room starts shaking! >*DRROOOOOONEEEE earthquake!* it thinks >"EMERGENCY EMERGENCY" it drones >>>>>>><<<<<<<<<< >Robolin Wall Kefka: Oh no! They're back to where they started! >The car is nosily drilling right through the wall. The RED bot jumps into the car. >"DRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOONNNNNNEEE halt!" goes the bot >Miles shoots it. Kefka: That was it? >The car drills all the way through the wall and Miles puts it into 7th gear! >VRRRRRRRRRROMMMMMMMMMMM! Moody: Just a short vrooom this time! >JUST THEN THE WHOLE ROBOLIN WALL COLLAPSES DUE TO CHEAP CONSTRUCTION! >"Cool" said Dulcy Happy: Where did she come from? >The car is being pursued by helicopters! A bullet hits the trunk! Yerher: So much for not attracting attention. >Antoinne yells "AACHCHHH DUE HOOGGEENNNNDOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUGEEEN MAHEEENNNNNOOOGUTE >FRUITENGOOOOGEN!!!!! AACCHHHHHH DOOOOOOOOOOOO LLLLLEEEEEEEEIBEEEEEERRR!! BEIRSTEIN!!!!" Yerher: Which means EEEuuEEEWWW Ze HEDGEHOG EESS SOEEK! >"Antoinne did you get hit?" said Miles >"Nine" said Antoinne >"That's 'no' in german" says Miles, to nobody. Kefka: I all ready knew that. *hits Miles* >Dulcy attacks the helicopters and the car drives real fast! Just then they are being >pursued by bot taxi's! Moody: Which came from no where! >they hit a sharp turn and one of the taxi's rolls over onto it's roof! >The car turns around SCREEEEEEEEEEEECCCCCHHHh and fires machine guns at the other 2 >taxi's and then zooms off. Yerher: *yawn* >"Look out BUS!" says Sonic Happy: Whose Bust? >They shoot a missle at the driver and the bus crashes into a bakery. Now the car is >being pursued by bot-patrol cars! Kefka: Then the car goes real real real fast! > "We're homing in on the signal it's coming from the casino!" says Miles "Take the wheel >Bunnie! Lead the bot-patrol away from here!" Moody: Sure it wasn't Bunnies? >Miles hits the eject buttons Sonic and Miles go flying out of the car. >>>>>>>><<<<<<<<<< >The R. Shlobo Casino >JUST THEN SONIC AND MILES FALL THROUGH THE ROOF OF THE CASINO! Kefka: That's Rotor's job! >"Hmmm maybe I should apply for Rotor's job" says Sonic Kefka: I'm getting good at this. >"Hey!" says Dealer bot >"Sorry" said Miles "We just want to play blackjack" >"ok" says Dealer bot >Dealer bot deals a hand to sonic Happy: Sonic realizes the hand only has 4 fingers. >"GO FISH DUDE!!!" yells SOnic >Miles smacks him "Shutup dumbass!" Yerher: And Sallt comes in a salps him! KERSPALSH! >Just then Miles and SOnic are stunned and dragged to the back room by GUARD bots. Kefka: A better name for this would have been the Never Ending Story! Especially since Snivley hardly made an appearence. >>>>>>>>>><<<<<<<< >The Street >An exciting car chase scene! Yerher: Not again. >VVVVVROOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM SCRRRRRREEEEEEEEE KRAAAAASHHHHHHHHH VRRRMMM >VRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!! All: SHUT UP! >Bunnie launches missles at a bot van! kaboom it blows up! Moody: Good! Get on with the damn fic! >10 robo jeeps are after the car and they have flame throwers! Bunnie rams a mail truck >off a bridge. Yerher: For what purpose now? >"Look out!" she yells while driving through a pedestrian infested street. Happy: Just knock them off the bridge too. >The car drives through an alley. Uncle Bob jumps out of the way and lands in a dumpster. >"FOCK YE!" he yells. >A robot is blocking the way! It fires at the car! ROtor throws a hamburger at it! Happy: Which came from where? >"Arg" goes the bot >They run it over. Ker-splatsmash Moody: Another gay sound. >"Wheeee fun!" says Rotor Kefka: WOOOOBOOOOGIE >Bunnie looks at the radar. Bots are coming down the street in bots directions. Yerher: What's a bot direction? >After narrowly avoiding the grenade launching bot patrol cars Bunnie makes a sharp turn and >drives through the doors of a mall! SMMMMMASHHHHHHHH!!! >The bots pursue! Shoopers dive out of the way Kefka: Of the shoppers! >as the vehicles drives through stores, down escalators and finally, >Bunnie drives into the fountain. Happy: Into Soggy Bunnie. >The bots surround them.... >>>>>>>><<<<<<<< >The Room of DEATH! Yerher: Ooohh, Im so scared. >Sonic and Miles are in a cage suspended over a pit of boiling acid. >"So Mr. Prower we meet yet again" said Robotnik "This pit is filled with acid Moody: We've all ready established that. >and in the acid there are CHOMPER bots that will chomp you into shredded beef. Moody: Okay, so the chomper bots can survive in acid.. great. >Ha HA HA!" >"And this time I expect you to DIE!" said Robotnik "You better die, or I'll GET REAL MAD!" Happy: Okay! We'll die! Just don't get real mad! >"I'm not gonna die!" said Miles Yerher: Famous last words. >"GRRRRRRRR!!!!!" said Robotnik. HE almost slammed his fist down on the control panel but >he stopped just before he did. >"It is a good thing i did not hit the control panel or i would have hit the realease button >and then you could escape. Ha ha! How ghood for me Moody in German accent: Das is Ghooda yah! >that I did not do that" said said Robotnok >Robotnik pushed the 'lower cage' button and turned the speed dial to the 'extra slow' setting >"ha ha" said RObotnik "ha" Kefka: Then Robotnik and RObotnik left to play cards. >Robotnik says "You will never stop me from bulding my power crystal weapon!" >"You're fat and ugly!" said Miles Happy: Wow, such good insults. >"Ha!" said Robotnik "What a pathetic attempt to make me angry!" >Then SOnic said "Hey you stupid chub! I had cybersex with your wife!" Yerher: 'HA HA' Sonic said 'HA!' >"Technically that statement is almost sort of true!" said Miles >Robotnik slammed his fist down on the control panel and scremed "GGGGGARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGG" Yerher: How will gargling help? >SOnic and Miles jumped out of the cage and ran Kefka: But Sonic was left behind. >"ARRRRRRRRRGGGGGg get them AAAAAAAGRRRRRRR!!" said Robotnik >>>>>>>><<<<<<<< >The Robotnik Bulding, Floor 4503 Moody: That's one hell of a building. >Miles and Sonic are riding a photocopier down the hallway and running over bots. Just then >they crash through a door into a room. They are surrounded by Uncle Chuck and his >JANITOR bots Kefka: The Power of soap compells you! >"Uh oh" says Sonic >Uncle chuck does some ninja stuff with his mop Yerher: My, my. Uncle Chuck is talented. >Then he says "CLEAN THEM UP!" >The bots attack! One beats sonic in the head with a bucket antoehr slams Miles with a mop! Happy: Go Antoehr! Kill that fox! >They get knocked down but they get up again and fight! >FFFFFRAHFOOOO >VJCBNJSVJS! Moody: JDJFLASDJFAJFDASJFLDASJLDFJ to you too, Buddy. >KAPOWIE Yerher: That was pointless... as well as this whole fic. >Sonic kicks a bot steals a mop beats bots with it! OH YEAH! >Miles is kicking more bot butt! COOL! >Now they have to fight uncle chuck. WAAHHHHH!! >SHOYROUKEN! >Uncle Chuck gives Sonic the STONE COLD STUNNER! Kefka: What is this? Batman? Yerher: You mean 'furry' Batman. >Miles kicks Chuck in the back >"Ow my back!" says Uncle chuck >WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH Moody stands up: What's Uncle Chuck's battle cry?! All but Moody: WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH >Sonic flips and kicks uncle chuck in the head. Chuck dead. Happy: Aww.. he dead. >>>>>>>>><<<<<<<<<< >After fighting through the building in action packed style Kefka: Yeah, that was really action packed. >Sonic and Miles come to a room. They open the door to see the rest of the great secret >service being tortured by EvilSally! Moody: Does that include Sallt, Mils and SOnic? >"Hhhahahah!" says Sally "If you think this Full House show is bad wait until you see >7th Heaven! Ha ha! Then I'll force you to watch Air Bud: Golden Reciever! >HAHAHAHHAHAHAH! ha I AM SO EVIL!" Yerher: Doesn't she mean furry Full House, Air Bud and others? >"Noougen Gougen! NIIINNNNEEE!" scemes Antoine "I GOOGEN TALK I GOOGEN TALK!" Happy: Stop Scremeing or I'll salp you! >"Be strong Antoinne" says Rotor >"STOP THIS NOW!" says Miles >"Well if it isn't mr. double-o-tails" says Sally. Kefka: Where? >Then she pulls out a chaingun a shoots at him. >"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHAHAHAHHAHA! EAT LEAD!!!" she says >Sonic frees the prisoners but sally backflips off a wall and shoots at him! Moody: Did we skip a few pages or what? Yerher: I wouldn't complain about that. >"Ow ow ow! I almost got hit!" says SOnic Yerher: If you almost got hit why are you saying ow? >Everybody is runnign around the room in frenzyed panic! Happy: Because of what now? >Then Antoinne stumbes into Sally knocking her into the torture chair. >They leave as she screams "AHHHHH NOOOOOO NOT THE OLSON TWINS NOOOOOO OH THE HUMANITY!" Moody: Hmmm.. I actually agree with her there. >>>>>>>>>><<<<<<<<<<<< >Sonic is at a door that says "power crystal room" Kefka: I didn't know doors could talk. >"Alright you guys, better leave now" says Sonic Moody: Why? Wait... what am I saying, yes LEAVE! >"Thank you for all you've done sonic" says Miles "We'll never forget your kindness" >"Yeah like no prob man." Yerher holds up peace sign: Yeah like, cool man. Happy: Yo! Dude! >sonic grabs a coffee pot "Like I always say HEY HO LET'S GO!" Happy: Actually, that's the first time he's said that. >Sonic runs into the power crystal room. >Sonic dumps the coffee onto the crystal. >JUST THEN.... All gasp. >NOTHING HAPPENS! All sigh in relief. >Sonic smashes the coffee pot on the crystal but still nothing happens! >"I must need a coffee cup!" says Sonic >He runs back out into the hall. There's a cup on a table just a few feet away. >BUT SUDDENLY ROBOTNIK JUMPS THROUGH A WALL! Kefka: And bounces back out! >"SO Mr. SONIC HEDGEHOG" said Robonik "Do you think you can acctuall y come to MY >dimension and stop my ingenious plans for world domination! Moody: Yes, y I y do y. >You fool! You can never defeat Robo Shlobo Robotnik! You will die now hedgehog by my own >hand!" >Robotnik pulls out a huge bladesword and slashes at sonic. He misses and tears up the wall! Happy: Hey that's one hell of a sword. >"AHHHH DIE YOU FOUL SHCMECK!" Moody: Shcmeck? What is that like fock or frock? >says Robotnik slashing at sonic and tearing holes in the wall >He kicks sonic and sonic lands on the table. Sonic picks up the cup and says >"Hey chubbo, you can go take a flying leap at a donut truck!" Yerher: What the hell is that supposed to mean? >"I'll take a flying leap at YOU!" says Robotnik. He jumps at sonic, lands a few inches >away from him and >FALLS THROUGH THE FLOOR!!!!! Kefka: And all the others! >AND THE NEXT FLOOR!! >AND 3000 FLOORS AFTER THAT! Kefka: Now it's getting old. >"TOO juicy fat to past the past cool dude! later 'tater!" says Sonic Moody: Like.. see ya du-ed! >Sonic runs in and smashes the coffee cup on the crystal >SSSHHHHHHHHHHPPOOOOOOOOPPPPP!!!!! Happy: Must have been that chili dog I had. >>>>><<<<<<<<<< >Dimensional Portal >WHOOOOOSH >>>>>>><<<<<<<< >Knothole Villiage Moody: What happened to Knothole Vivvge? >WAAHHHHH!!! >says sonic as he is thrown from a dimensional gateway Happy: Gateway! The best computer money can buy! >"I hope this is the right Mobius" says Sonic >Antoinne sees sonic and says "Buneous Dias amigo! Burrioto palaya mucho grande!" Yerher: Nope, not a clue what he said. >"AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!" scremes Sonic >"AHHHHH CALM DOOWWWN MADAME HEDGEHOG! IT Ees only me, Antoinne, i was just practeecing my >espanol, how you say, ze qualaintont!" All: ??? >"Wait!" says SOnic "I still need to save Knothole!" Kefka: Okay, SOnic, but take Sonic with you. >Sonic runs into the ton square. Moody: And that had to hurt too. >Everything is normal. >"H-U-H?" says Sonic, surpried. >"Hi Sonic" says Tails "We saved Knothole" Happy: Vivvge and Village. >"Yeah" said Sally "We didn't need your help at all" Kefka: Wanna frock? >"Woah I am feeling weird" said Sonic "LIke I'm not needed here anymore" Yerher: I'm sure soggy Bunnie, Bunnies or SOnic will take over. >>>>>>>><<<<<<<< >Robotropolis, Death Egg >(music plays) Moody: How specific. >Robotnik dances into the room, stomps around and sings "Fat" by Weird Al >"I'm Fat! I'm Fat! ya know it!" sang Robotnik Kefka: This fanfic basically mocks itself.. it doesn't need us. >Halfway through the song robotnik stopped singing and said "Grounder and Scratch you idiots! >This is the stupidest plan I've ever taken part in! I can't stand having you idiots for >assistants! But how will I get new assistants. I know! I'll have to unthaw Dr. Quack!" >"You're fat" said Grounder Moody: I bet you're right Kefka. Yerher: Then why are we here, let's go! All Chao get up and leave. >>>>>><<<<<<<<< That Night Sonic has a dream. he is walking through the lost city THE ORACLE SPEAKS! "Sonic, you have recived a sign! You may think Knothole does not need you but they do!" "But you must go on the mystical quest of the hedgehog! Go sonic! Find your destiny" JUST THEN SONIC WOKE UP Sonic left his hut and ran off into the night to complete the hedgehog quest.... TO BE CONTINUED.... All Chao enter. Moody: Did we miss anything ya think? Kefka: Nah. Yerher: Wait, there's a bit more left. -------------- Don't miss the next exciting chapter of Sonic Fights Robotnik! -------------- SONIC FIGHTS ROBOTNIK 6 The Return of Uncle Bob Happy: Be afraid, be very very afraid. - Find out what happens to sonic! Moody: And Bunnies, Mileses, Sallt and al the rest. - Bob returns to Knothole but that causes problems! All: Who?? - Robotniks latest evil plan! Kefka: With the help of RObotnik. - More action than you'll ever belive happened! Yerher: Will we believe it? All this and more in Sonic Fights Robotnik 6! Coming to alt.fan.sonic-hedgehog in 1998! Moody: So, who's up for some chaonuts! All: Yeah! Let's go! All signing: CHAAAAAOOOOOO CHAAAAOOOOO! CHAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOO!