(Just a short, hopefully funny, fanfic. Enjoy ^_^)

--TPCG Jeopardy set--

Shorty: Welcome to the premiere episode of TPCG Jeopardy. Today our contestants are: Ami…

Ami: Hi!

Shorty: …Riochet…

Riochet: Whernce I--

Shorty: …and TloB

TloB: Uh? What? Where am I?

Shorty: Are you ready? The categories are:
Current US presidents
“S” words
Therapists
Insults
And
Chao.
Ami, you go first.

Ami: Okay… I’ll take… Swords for $100.

Shorty: That’s “S” words… anyway, the question is:
“The main character of Sonic Adventure is…”

All but Shorty: …

Riochet: Oh! Sam!

Shorty: No, that is NOT right. I’ll give you a hint; his name is in the title.

TloB: Buzz! Sam?

Shorty: No, that’s what Riochet said. (Buzz) Times up. The correct answer was Sonic, Sonic the Hedgehog. Since Tlob was the last to say anything at all he’ll choose the category.

Ami: Psst, do Swords.

Shorty: That’s “S” words…

TloB: Oh, what the hell, I’ll take swords for… $5231.43

Shorty: Uh… the maximum is $500… I’ll just move on to Riochet. Riochet, choose a category.

Riochet: I’ll take The Rapists for $100.

Shorty: …That’s therapists. The question is… Screw it, it’s too hard for you. Let’s go to Ami.

Ami: I’ll take Chao for $500

Shorty: You know, that get HARDER the higher you go. Oh well, the question is. How many lines of code where used to program the Chao Garden?

Riochet: (BUZZ!) I fixed my buzzer! All I had to do was press the button on the top!

Shorty: Sigh,

TloB: (Buzz!) 2?

Shorty: No…

Ami: 2.5!?

Shorty: No, and since no one answered correctly Ami, choose again.

Ami: Current US Presidents!

Shorty: Okay, the question is… “Who is the current US president?”

ALL: …

Shorty: hint: His first name is Bill…

ALL: …

Shorty: His last name is Clinton…

Riochet: (buzz!) Al Gore!

Shorty: No!

TloB: Monica Lewinsky!

Shorty: No…

Ami: Is this a trick question?

Shorty: (Bangs his head on the pedestal.) Forget it, let’s just move onto the final round. Your final question is… you’ll never get it. (Throws his cards away) I’ll just make up one… “What is your favorite food?” Just write it on your card. You don’t even have to tell the truth, you can write down any food. Just write down a food. First up is Ami…

Ami: (Holds up her card):

Ami’s Card: “Riochet”

Shorty: Riochet… that’s NOT a food. Let’s see what you wagered…

Ami’s Card: “Is a dumbass”

Ami: (Snicker)

Shorty: Riochet… is a dumbass? Moving along… Riochet, I’m afraid, but what did you write?

Riochet’s Card: “Miso”

Shorty: Miso? That’s good, that’s a soup. Let’s see your bet…

Riochet’s Card: “Horny”

Riochet: Hehe

Shorty: Miso Horny?

Riochet: It’s funny!

Shorty: Continuing along… TloB, please bring back whatever dignity was in this show at the beginning…

TloB’s card: “Iam”

Shorty: That’s a cat food… let’s see your bet…

TloB’s Card: “Batman!”

Shorty: Oh god… That’s it for this show. Hope to god it never airs again. Goodnight.

THE END