TPCG Jeopardy: Episode 4 Posted by Munkee on August 02, 2000 at 23:13:58 ************************** TPCG Jeopardy, episode 04 ************************** by Munkee --TPCG Jeopardy set-- Shorty: Dammit!!! You all suck!!! Appearently Comedy Central like us, and now we are on regurally!!! Why can’t I get out of here!?!?!? [Shorty pauses for a while, obviously pissed.] Shorty: We might as well get this over with. Today our contestants are: Lil Hedgie in second with -$52,300… Lil Hedgie: >Buzz< What is a chao? Shorty: No, we haven’t started playing yet. Next is Sonique in the lead with $8… How anyone could get just $8 is beyond me. Sonique: Hi Mom!!! Shorty: Stop that. And last we have Riochet with a new Jeopardy record of -$271,400 because he answered several first round incorrectly multiple times. Riochet: Check out the podium [points to the podium] Shorty: Apparently Riochet has changed his name to “Turd Ferguson”. Riochet: Yeah, it’s funny. Shorty: No, it’s not. Let’s move on the categories. The categories are: Famous titles What time is it? Colors Animal Sounds Months that begin with ‘Feb’ Continents Words that ryhme with ‘dog’ We’ll start with Sonique since she is in the lead. Sonique: Huh? Uh… I’ll take… Animal Sounds for $10,000 Shorty: Animal Sounds for $600… An the question is… “What kind of a sound does a dog make?” Lil Hedgie: >Buzz< Moo Shorty: No Riochet: >Buzz< Shorty: Riochet? Riochet: That’s not my name. Shorty: … fine… Turd Ferguson? Riochet: What do you want? Shorty: You buzzed in. Riochet: No I didn’t. Shorty: Yes you did. Riochet: Well that’s your opinion. Sonique: >Buzz< Who is Scooby Doo? Shorty: What? Sonique: Scooby Doo, he has friend named Shaggy. Shorty: No. Sonique: Yes he does. >Time-up Buzzer< Shorty: Good god people! The answer is “Bow Wow”. We would also except “Rough” and “Woof”. It’s still Sonique’s turn to pick. Sonique: I’ll take “Months that begin with ‘Feb’” Shorty: How much will you wager? Sonique: Surprise me. Shorty: “Months that begin with ‘Feb’” for $600. And the question is “What is the only month that begins with ‘Feb’?” Sonique: >Buzz< Febtober! Shorty: No. Riochet: >Buzz< What is Febterday? Shorty: NO! The answer was Febuary! Sonique, choose the next topic. Sonique: Um… no. Pass… Shorty: Good call. Rio—er… Turd Ferguson. Riochet: I’ll take Famous Tities for $400 Shorty: …. That’s Famous TITLES. And the question is… “What is the name of the movie based on the book “Gone with the Wind” Riochet: >Buzz< Dolly Parton! Shorty: No, it’s famous TITLES! Not tities… Let’s have Lil pick a topic… Lil Hedgie: I’ll take “words that ryhme with dog” for $800 Shorty: Finish this sentence… “I’m going to sleep like a…” Riochet: >Buzz< Chinese Whore! Shorty: No. Lil Hedgie: >Buzz< Chinese Whore doesn’t ryhme with dog. Shorty: That’s why it is wrong. >Time-up buzzer< Shorty: The answer was dog… sleep like a dog. Lil, it’s still your turn so I shall choose for you. Let’s do: “Colors” for $200. What color is this: (red) Sonique: >Buzz< Purple! Shorty: No… Riochet: >Buzz< Yeah, that’s a rectangle. Shorty: … >Time-up Buzzer< Shorty: The color is red! It’s is red!!! Sonique: Lay off Shorty! You wouldn’t have known that if you didn’t have those cards. This man reads from a card. Shorty: … Lil, it’s still you’re turn! Lil Hedge: I’ll take Balloons for $800 Shorty: Balloons is not a category. Lil Hedgie: Oh, sorry, Balloons for $600. Shorty: Sonique, pick a topic. Sonique: I’ll take Continents for $600 >Ringing noise< Shorty: And that noise signifies today’s audio daily double. Listen carefully and tell me what continent this is: Audio: ASIA!!! Lil Hedgie: >Buzz< I think my buzzer’s broken. Shorty: No it’s not, you just buzzed. Lil Hedgie: No I didn’t >Buzz Buzz Buzz< >Time up buzzer< Shorty: The answer is Asia… We’ll just move on the Final Jeopardy. The category is “Numbers” Just write a number. Any number… [Lights dim, they all start writing. The lights come back on. Shorty approaches the group. He stops by Lil.] Shorty: Let’s see what you wro—and you’re podium is missing. You lost your podium… Lil Hedgie: I don’t know what happened to it… it was just here… Shorty: Moving on… [Shorty stops by Sonique.] Sonique: Ah! So we meet again… Shorty: Let’s see what you wrote… Soniques card: “Thive” Shorty: Thive… a mix between three and five. Let’s see what you wagered. Sonique’s card: $Texas Shorty: Texas with a dollar sign next to it… I’m scared and moving on… [Shorty stops by Riochet] Shorty: And you wrote? Rio’s card: Buck Shorty: Buck… I guess that is you’re wager… and on the other half of the card… Rio’s card: Futter Shorty: … Buck Futter… I don’t get it… Riochet: Oh, I think you do… Shorty: Well… this has been TPCG Jeopardy… I am— Riochet: Buck Futter!!! Shorty: … that’s it! I’m outta here… [Shorty storms off. End music plays and the camera dims.]