Help support your community - Please visit our sponsor The Perfect Chaos Gang > TPCG Forum > TPCG vs. Baha Men and other annoying people << Prev Topic Next Topic >> Author Subject HM Elechinda Electric Kidna Type Dude posts: 161 (11/20/00 4:14:50 pm) Reply TPCG vs. Baha Men and other annoying people -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- One day in TPCG, SonKnuck was testing out a new machine he had made. He called it the Thing, since he had no idea what it did... HM was in SonKnuck's room later that day to look for a few pillows (for the championship Pillow Fight going on at the Star Stadium). He looked to realize that the machine was in front of SonKnuck's bed so he towards the machine. Little did he realize though that he had pressed a remote on the floor to activate the machine. All of a sudden, the machine starting to make loud, whirring noises. A Portal then opened up in SonKnuck's room. HM was afraid to get sucked in the portal, but he wasn't! Instead, a bunch of humans came out, but they went flying out of the room. The only human that didn't come flying out were a bunch of men with some babes, then the portal closed. HM: er... The people then started singing... AHH, WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?! WOOF, WOOF, WO-WOOF! WHO LET THE DOGS OUT!? WOOF, WOOF, WO-WOOF! WHO LET THE DOGS OUT!? WOOF, WOOF WO-WOOF! They went on like this for an hour. First HM liked the song, then it started to get old. After about four hours of it, HM just was plain sick of it. HM decided he could do one thing... Now somebody can add-on to this fic! No sex or sensless killing of any TPCG member (hint, hint ) I'm not telling who should write the next part, just don't fight over it. Da Chicken Master TPCG Minister of War posts: 194 (11/20/00 5:24:29 pm) Reply Part Two! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- HM Elechinda Electric Kidna Type Dude posts: 162 (11/20/00 5:36:44 pm) Reply Uh... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Where is Part two? Da Chicken Master TPCG Minister of War posts: 196 (11/20/00 5:49:24 pm) Reply ...o_o;; -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Er...I wrote it... 0_0;; Strange... Lil Hedgie MARIO FREAK !!! posts: 291 (11/20/00 7:44:36 pm) Reply Arent we suppose to ADD to it like you said? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I'll go first ^,^ ....As H.Mack got plain old to that song, he began to scream loud Baha Men: WHO LET THE DOGS OU- H.Mack: SHUTTAP!!!!!!!! Baha Men: *Turning to H.Mack* How RUUUDDDEEE H.Mack: ...Will you guys go away, PLEASE Baha Men: ....... H.Mack: Y-es??? Baha Men: *Long pause* WHO LET THE DOGS OUT!!!!!!!!!! H.Mack: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! H.Mack suddently takes out a laser and begins shooting H.Mack: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! GOOOO AWAY!!! The Baha Men dodge it and take out their own laser Baha Men: Asta La vista, Baby *They begin shooting rapidly but the shots aren't nowhere NEAR H.Mack* H.Mack: ..Hey, I'm right behind ya's Baha Men: Whoops....*They begin singing the song again* Lil pops out very furious Lil: BASTARDS!!! YOU TRAITORS!!! Baha Men: Wha? Lil: Thats your theme song for the damn Rugrats movie Baha Men: WHAT???!!! I DIDN'T KNOW!!! *All the rugrats appear* Lil: Eep *Runs off* Chuckie: Tommy, I am so scared, HELP!!! Tommy: Don't worry, Chucky, we are FRRRRIIIEEENNNNDDDSSSS H.Mack: Are you two GAY?? Phil: Whats gay? Angelica: Its when you stupid babies gets a new brain and travel to a cupcake land, SEE?? Rugrats: Oooohhh!!! Dil: Poopy H.Mack: *Kicks Dil* SHUTUUP!! Rugrats: HEY!!! They all gather around H.Mack, very furious, H.Mack shivers and takes out his....... HAHAHA!! FILL IT UP NOW!! I'VE DONE MY PART NOW...follow the thread! ~This post was brought to you by PRESARIO 1410, my ability to access typing, and the letter 'E'!~ Edited by: Lil Hedgie at: 11/20/00 7:44:36 pm Edge the Warrior Artie Beater-Upper posts: 106 (11/20/00 8:21:28 pm) Reply Part three -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I dont really watch Rugrats but i'll go on what i know. H.Mac was afraid and shivering, in a last attempt he pulled out his.... Edge???? "What am i doing he---- AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!! ITS THOSE FREAKY BABIES!!!!!!!!!!" Edge said in a frantic tone as he climbed onto H.Mac's face. "Get off Edge!!!!!!" H.Mac said throwing Edge off his face. "Sheesh, no respect!!!" Edge said standing up. "Were going to bug you!!!" Said Tommy walking like a zombie towards Edge. "Were going to be your friend with our horrible animation and our even more horrible merchandise." Chuckie said with his square glasses glowing. "OH MY GOD!!!!! BABIES!! THEY ARE EVERYWHERE!!! WERE ALL GOING TO DIE MAN!!!!!!" Edge said running around in circles. H.Mac whacked Edge. "YO SAYIN BOY!!!!! GET YOUR TRANSFORMING BUTT INTO ACTION NOW!!! Edge stopped and had a sweatdrop. "Oh yeah...." Edge's hair went golden, his eyes turqoise, his power growing. "Time to kick punish some naughty idiotic poorly drawn babies." "YOUR JUST STUPID AND IM THE QUEEN OF THE WORLD!!!!" Angelica said. "Your a brat..... its girls like you who will break someone's heart someday..... you die first." Edge's hands started to glow. Angelica laughed. "Whats a little foxie like you going to do to me." Edge glared at her. "For one thing im not a 'foxie' im a furry. That and im the strongest warrior in the universe." Edge pointed his hand at Angelica. "Your crummy animation is about to meet anime. KAMAEHAMAEHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" The blast spiraled towards Angelica blwoing her up instantly. As Edge dealed with Angelica the other babies got into a giant Robotic Reptile. "What is that thing??!?!?!!?" Edge said staring at the Robot. "Its i dont know......" H.Mac said. Edge started to charge towards the robot. "Time to kick some butt." The robot grabbed Edge and stopped ihm in his tracks. "Ummmm this isnt good...." Edge said. Next part up for grabs to anyone. bye bye!! Read Turkey Hunt I am Edge!!! Allied to good!!! Nightmare to you!!! HM Elechinda Electric Kidna Type Dude posts: 163 (11/21/00 3:04:14 am) Reply Part four -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You're sure violent, Edge... I like it (Not in that way...) As the robot grabbed Edge, it was about to crush him with its robotic hands when Seven X used her Shadow Twirl and sent the robot to Hell. Edge had hopped from the robot just in time. "You're a lifesaver!" Edge said. "It was nothin'" Seven X replied. Meanwhile, at the BGUB, the gang was trying to think of a plan to take over the world... "So it's agreed." Zac said. "We should all throw pies at TPCG until they get annoyed!" All of a sudden, a bunch of dogs come out of the wall and attack Samantha. "aklfsdkf!!" Samantha Grumbled. "Uh..." Zac started. It was the Baha Men. "WHO LET THE DOGS OUT!!?" "You're dumb, it was you!" Andre started. "Do you have porn, too?" Cornelius asked. "No but we got dogs." The Baha Men replied. Meanwhile at the Moogle Cavern, Shorty was running around in circles... "DON'T EAT ME! DON'T EAT ME! DON'T EAT ME!" He yelled. "What's his problem?" H Hog replied. "He's got a big ego." TL said. All of a sudden, a couple of people fell from the sky. The people turned out to be the Power Rangers. "Where are we?" The Green Ranger said. "I don't know, but maybe that green gargoyale can help us..." The Red Ranger said. So all five Power Rangers start to walk towards TL. "Oh no!" TL said. "FAGS!!! WHAT WILL I DO!?" There was only one thing TL could do.... Now somebody else write the next part. I don't care who it is! Matt the Yak Strangely not a Yak at all. posts: 53 (11/21/00 6:21:08 am) Reply Only one thing TL could do... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ..confuse the Power Rangers with good acting! "What? G... good acting?" shrieked the annoying, pinkish rangery thing. "This isn't our territory! RUN FOR IT!!!!!!" And the Power Rangers ran for their lives and their acting careers. Meanwhile, Matt, who'd being hanging around both boards with a faintly bored expression, paused for thought. As he unpaused and resumed play on his new copy of Super Magnetic Neo, along came BGUB accompanied by the Baha Men, AND... (Keep it up, sports fans, making sense is for losers! ^_^) HM Elechinda Electric Kidna Type Dude posts: 166 (11/21/00 8:38:47 am) Reply N'Sync and the Backstreet Boys! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "WE'RE THE GREATEST!" N'Sync proclaimed. "Nuh-uh! WE'RE the greatest!" Backstreet proclaimed. The two groups started to get into a fight, and eventually the BGUB and Baha Men got involved. Matt was starting to get annoyed so he threw a microwave at them. The microwave emitted a nuclear blast, blowing everyone except Matt into the sky... Meanwhile, back at TPCG HQ, HM was explaining to SonKnuck what had happened. "Look, there was these people who sang this annoying song, then there were these babies in a robotic reptile..." "Reptiles, BABIES!?" SonKnuck scoffed. "Now that's the most stupid thing I ever heard of!" Just then, the portal in SonKnuck's room opened again, and the most fearful of most things both HM and SonKnuck had ever seen came out of it... "What is it?" HM shivered. "I d-don't know!" SonKnuck stuttered. The thing it turned out to be was... (remember, no sex or senseless killing to TPCG or Moogle Carvern people...hint... hint...) Edge the Warrior Artie Beater-Upper posts: 108 (11/21/00 4:53:49 pm) Reply Part 7 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The thing it turned out to be was...... "Hey guys what are you looking at??" Edge said walking out of the portal. Hm and Sonknuck ran in horror. "AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!" Edge shrugged and heard a whistling sound, he then looked up to see... The Baha Men, BGUB, N'Sync, and the Backstreet boys crash into the ground. Edge was still a super sayin which wasnt good for Backstreet boys or N'Sync. "Remember me guys???" Edge said with his hands glowing. "ITS THAT KILLER FOX." Said one of the Backstreet Boys. "RIght on the dot." Edge blasted all of the bad guys into the air. "Bye bye zombie makers." Edge turned around to see Lance Bass still there looking at him. next part to whoever. I am Edge!!! Allied to good!!! Nightmare to you!!! Lil Hedgie MARIO FREAK !!! posts: 292 (11/21/00 7:53:04 pm) Reply Part 8 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- As Lance stared at Edge, he began to drool Lance: Hes so cute Edge: *Getting sweatdrop* Uhhh...no? Tommy: WE WANT HUG!!! Edge: AHHHH!!! Edge was suddently stuck between annoying babies, Moronic NSYNC people and...BARNEY??? Dil: BA-NEY! Ba-NEY!! Barney: *Begins to sing a pointless song* Edge: *Turns to the other TPCG members who just watch* Don't just stand there...HELP ME!!! TPCG: RIGHT!! They all suddently pitch in and begin firghting the bad guys, Digimon suddently appear Agumon: What a weird world, lets digivolve to digisave our digiworld for our digidentined to be digihappy and digigo back to digihome Shorty: Try saying that REALLY fast Agumon: Okay *He talks so fast, his head explodes* TL Ooh, nasty Seven: YAHOO!!! WE BEAT EM' ALL!!! All TPCG cheer and find its over when suddently Lil walks in all beaten up and sore Edge: Whoa!! What the heck happened??? Lil: The baddies, Tonic, Zack, Samantha, ect, are back, I know their plan now!!! and their secret weapon.....*Sniffles* That damn Cornelous found me spying on them and threw a bomb at me....Owww, my damn arm Edge: So, whats their plan this time Lil: Its... ~This post was brought to you by PRESARIO 1410, my ability to access typing, and the letter 'E'!~ Evil Seth TPCG Forumer posts: 171 (11/22/00 1:07:29 pm) Reply It'sssss -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- LIL: ...A plan to destroy Our tiolets! ALL: NOOOOOO! Seth:*sweat drop* uh... what's so important about our tiolets? TL:You don't know!? Conrileus: PPPPOOOOORRRNNNN!!!!! *blows up a toilet* TL: noo! my specail edition grren tiolet! Samantha: io spleaoi myjkwnp noasm smanuern!*tries to blast a tiolet and hits cirnieliues' face. corn: OW CHIKLDE PRRRN! *blast sam* TL: *cryting* my ... tiolet. *accidently fires a beam and kills Corn... Ami: well our toilets have a very specail meani- she was cut off... Both boy bands had reapered with tha babies and barney... but they had brought... ronald mcdonald and the orst thing yet it was... Bask in the pointlessness _ Seth :P mecha tails Regular posts: 48 (11/22/00 3:55:06 pm) Reply Next part -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ... Britney Spears! (mecha tails appears out of the shadwos and sees what's going on, then goes beserk and all of the kills N'Synic(sp?) members and the Baha Men) mecha tails: AHH! Die! I hate all of your songs! I am sick of hearing them all the time! All of the TPCG except mecha: (Stare in shock) Edge ude, settle down a little. Meanwhile, something else appeared from the Thing portal TL Kidnoyle It's not easy being green ! posts: 191 (11/22/00 10:36:08 pm) Reply MY POTTY !!!!!! O_____O -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Noooooooo !!!!! Not my precious precious potty !!!!!! ;____; ***barbecues Cornelius over an open flame, pours on green ketchup, and eats him*** Yet another post brought to you by ... TL Echidnoyle Yes, I`m still quite bored. I`ve made Ezboard posts since 22-May-00 ! ^^ Da Chicken Master TPCG Minister of War posts: 202 (11/23/00 11:30:13 am) Reply NEO!!! ^__^ ^__^ ^_____________^ -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I love that game! ^_____________^ Riochet, you ideal red hedgehog who's obssessed with chickens and making cow noises. He has put together some quotes for you. You may now nap. Time for a change, dontcha think? "I'd make everyone do my work, then, I'll take naps, and pretty much act like Shorty from TPCG! :b" --Riochet "That's easy....No, wait.... um, I guess it's NOT easy. Maybe put all the Sailor Scouts & Girls from Tenchi in a spaceship. Now, who would be the surivior(s)?" --Tonic "(Singing.) I am a little itty bitty dity-idiotic idiot!" --Rio "I don't wear underwear." --Riochet "SURVIVER!!!!...Sucks!" --Riot "Arse to alot of you." --Wetflame "my family line of dragons is STROOOOONG! and so am i (n/t) — Sparx T. Dragon, Sat Sep 23 04:07 — So is my coffee... (n/t) — Kulock, Sun Sep 24 03:02 —"--Sparx Dragon (The first bit.) And Kulock (The coffee bit.) "HUGBEES!" --Edge "Moo. Moomoomoomoomoomoomoomoomoomoo. Moo." --Riochet ""Pop goes the weasel cuz the weasel goes pop!"--Hougan, when he gets stupid. "Oh yeah? Well you like to fart, then you smell bad, and then you kiss Hougan, and then you run around yelling, then you moo, then you have a calf, and then you eat lotsa cheese, and yer breath smells bad, and then you fart." --Riochet "Once, I saw them making out, doing the hanky-panky!" --Riot Email: chicken_master@mad.scientist.com Website: None. ShortyMST3K TPCG Forum Mod posts: 3 (11/23/00 3:26:09 pm) Reply The Beatles give the Baha Men a smacking. (Part-N) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- << Meanwhile, something else appeared from the Thing portal >> It just happened to be all of the band from Liverpool who were popular in the '60's, The Beatles (yes, even the one who's dead. =P). Shorty finally steps forward to say some coherent. SHORTY: I demand you stop these stupid Bah-ack Men, twats. They made up a song about dogs right? Well, everyone knows the original dog song was THE BEATLES', "Hey Bulldog"! LENNON: The gnome is right, gents! Hit 'em with yer bloody soundwackers, Ringo! STARR: What? McCARTNEY: He means, yer drumsticks, Ringo. STARR: Oh right. SHORTY: Gnome? Ringo then commences to throw his drumsticks the Baha Men, making them cry. LENNON: Shall we get outta here, like? RIOCHET: [points at Lennon] Hey, aren't you supposed to be dead? LENNON: Me? Nah. Suddenly Shorty, The Beatles and the Baha Men are wraped away and are replaced by ... Add-on or whatever. Really an add-on is just a PAFF ripped off. So effectively I created the Add-on. Or summat. Shorty - Battery Back Up Activated. << Prev Topic Next Topic >> Email This To a Friend Topic Commands (Moderator only) Subscribe Click to receive email notification of replies Jump to: TPCG Forum (New) Shorty's ego forum (New) PAFF/Add-on Story (New) - The Perfect Chaos Gang - TPCG Forum - MP3 Resources Help support your community - Please visit our sponsor Powered By ezboard™ Ver. 6.0 b8 © Copyright 1999, 2000, 2001 ezboard, Inc.