Chao, Chao, Chaooooo! (Fanfic)

Posted by Riochet on August 11, 2000 at 21:10:34

Here is a cool Chao Fanfic:
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Chao! Chao! Chaooooooo!
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All of the Chao are playing around/in the pool. Reo is swimming, 
Yerher is napping on a chair, Coffee is jumping up and down
because he is hyper, Kefka and Reala are doing nothing, 
Goldie is floating on the water and Happy is no where to be
seen.

Yerher-Yeah, this is great!
Coffee-Hyper! I can't sleep! Hyperhyperhyperhyperhyper!

Reo comes out of the water and walks to Yerher.

Reo-Hey, Yerher wanna swim?
Yerher-All right.

Reo and Yerher go into the water. Happy jumps in and hits 
Yerher in the head.

Yerher-Aah!
Happy-Oh, sorry about that. Anyhoo, Chaos wants to say something.
Rio-He does?
Chaochi-Where'd you come from?
Rio-Well, where did you come from?

Chaochi just stands there.

Happy-Anyway, here he is!

Chaos comes out of the water and hits into Goldie, which knocks him
over.

Chaos-Oh, sorry about that.
Yerher-So, why ya here?
Chaos-Just checkin' on how you're doing. So, where are you 
owners?

Riochet, Ami, Lil Hedgie, Seth, Anony, and Sonique run in
the scene.

Riochet-Yo Chaos!
Chaos-Nice to see you're happy.
Lil-Well, what's up?
Chaos-Just came by to see how your Chao are doing.
Sonique-Well, as far as we know thier doing fine. 
Chaos-Okay, I'll do some insepcting then.

All the Chao, at the pool or not run in a line. Chaos walks in front
of all of them.

Chaos-Yerher, tuck in that tummy. (Yerher does so.) Kefka, stop looking at 
Reala like that.
Anony-I didn't know he could speak english.
Chaos-Happy, get those cookie crumbs off your tummy. There that should be it, except...
Riochet, Ami, Lil Hedgie, Seth, Anony, and Sonique-Except...?
Chaos-Except...thier not in good enough shape.
Seth-WHAT?
Chaos-You see, your Chao are in bad physical shape. For example, 
Yerher is too chubby.
Riochet-When he's reborn I was gonna make him a Sumo Chao and I wanted him to
keep some chub so I wouldn't have to work so hard!
Chaos-No, no, you can't take shortcuts with Chao. You have to train them hard!
So, by the time I get back, they better be in shape!
Ami-When ya coming back?
Chaos-Next week. Bye! 

Chaos disapears into the water.

Sonique-Oh my.

Yerher walks up to Riochet.

Yerher-Do I really have to get into shape?
Riochet-I guess so.
Yerher-All right.

Later, we see Yerher lifting wieghts and Riochet watching.

Yerher-I don't know if I can do this...
Riochet-Don't worry! You're doing great!
Yerher-I still don't know...
Reo-Yerher, we'll go to the Chao Resturant if you can lift those wieghts...

Yerher starts lifting the wieghts really, really fast. Reo and Riochet watch.

Reo-I guess that did the trick.
Riochet-Whoa, look at him go.

The next week, Chaos is back and all the Chao look very pumped up and muscley.

Chaos-Ah, great, there all great! Wonderful! I give them all a A+!
Riochet, Ami, Lil Hedgie, Seth, Anony, and Sonique-Phew.
Chaos-Well, bye bye!
All but Chaos-Bye.

Chaos disapears.

Yerher-I feel pumped! (Turns to Reo.) Now remember your promise!
Reo-Right! 

Yerher and Reo walk off.

<~THE END~>

~~~Riochet-Wee.~~~