Prelude to Madness (Short 'Fic) Posted by Riochet.........the..........Hedgehog? on August 04, 2000 at 12:40:26 Okay...I've been thinking about my "Eggmans' Revenge!" Fanfic, and I've decided to turn it into something like a "Origin" 'Fic. Anyhoo, here's the prelude.... --------------------------- (TPCG are all sitting around. Riochet is eating ice cream. Then, gives a suprised look and looks into the box) Riochet-Ohno! I gotta get more ice cream! (Riochet gets up and leaves) Shorty-Riochet, get me a soda. Riochet? Damn you Riochet, I'm gonna have to lock you up in the "Bee Chamber" again... (Turns around and sees Riochet isn't there) Huh...? Oh well. (Shorty goes back to watching TV) (Scene:The street. Riochet looks around, sees the "Walk" sign, and starts walking down the street) Riochet-Dibbety doo ba ba...what the??? (A big semi comes) Riochet-Hey, slow down! It's a red light, chicken head! (The big semi comes closer) Riochet-Oh crap. (Riochet shields himself and starts running. Then, we hear a shump noise, and everything turns white. Then we see the street again. There is a dead red hedgehog lying there. Camera moves out and we see Riochet) Whoa, I'm glad that wasn't me! Waita second...if that isn't me, why is shoes the same as mine? And why am I floating? And why can I poke myself and I can't feel it?! Oh my God, I'm DEAD!!! (We see some cars run over Riochets' body) Riochet-Owie. POLICE! POLICE! Dead body here! (We see there is a police station near, and they don't do anything) Riochet-I suppose they can't hear me. (Riochet starts floating higher) Weehoo! Here we go! (Riochet starts floating really fast, then through some clouds, time and space, and then lands on a huge cloud. A big guy we can only see his feet and legs is sitting on a throne) Riochet-Oh my. God-Hello, John. Riochet-Hiya. God-Okay, here is your judgement... Riochet-What does that mean? God-I tell you all your sins. Riochet-Ah. God-All right...swearing multiple times, blowing up Houganland, SaMaNtHaLand, AND Samouganland. Kicking Hougan in the groin, blasting Samantha Clarfet and Hougan...Attacking a blue hedgehog... Riochet-Wait a second! Attacking a blue hedgehog?! When did I do that?! God-Okay, you did that sometime when you were mutated. Riochet-Mutated?! God-Oh, right, you don't remember that. Here is the video for the origin of your life... Riochet-Sweeeeeet. ----------------------------------- Okay, this is the end of the prelude. Sorry if I offended anyone with the whole God/Heaven thing. I did that so it would make more sense. TO BE CONTINUED.......... In Part One of "Eggmans' Revenge!" ~~~Riochet-Origin of me! WOOHOO!~~~ ---------------------------------- Eggmans' Revenge! --------------------------- By Johnny Behle (Riochet) --------------------------- Okay, to start here is some legal stuff you're forced to read. Sonic and all related charectors are (C) Sega/Sonic Team. Riochet is (C) Me, Johnny Behle. This 'Fic is (C) Me. The title isn't though...someone who goes by the name Edge gave me the name. Aaaaaaanyhoo, here's the story. Anything I didn'y mention is (C) thier owner(s). ----------------------------------------------------------------- (We see Eggman sitting on a rock. Mecha Sonic is on another one. We also see the Egg-O-Matic crashed on a rock with smoke coming out of it.) Eggman-Oh, that stupid hedgehog! I hate him! HATE HIM!!! Mecha Sonic-Calm down. I thought you hated the fox too. Eggman-Oh, I hate all oh them! Scratch-Heh heh. Hey, why am I here? Grounder-Yeah, we're not supposed to be here. Eggman-Grrr....I don't care. Stay here if you want. Scratch and Grounder-Yaaay! Eggman-I hope they don't get more annoying... Mecha Sonic-I'll blast 'em for you! Eggman-Nah. (All watch as a hedgehog runs by them.) Eggman-Did you see that? Mecha Sonic-Doesn't look lke the other hedgehog. Eggman-I know, but I'll catch it, and use it against Sonic! Hahahahahahaahaha! Scratch-I have some nets! (All chase the small hedgehog. It hides in the grass and hears..) Eggman-Where is it? Mecha Sonic-I think I know where it is. Eggman-Where? Mecha Sonic- The bush. Eggman-Hahahahahahahahahahaha! (Grabs the hedgehog. Later, in Eggmans' Lair...) All right, time to do things! Grounder-Like what? Eggman-Like making a creature even more powerful than Sonic! Hahahaha! (A little later, the hedgehog is now larger. ALOT larger.) Eggman-And now, to be able to tell the difference from Sonic, I'll color him red! (Eggman does so.) Now, let's see if it works... (Scratch flips a switch. Some electricity flows through the red hedgehog, and then its' eyes open wide.) Red Hedgehog-Uhhh... Eggman-Yes! It worked! I'll call you "Riochet"! Riochet-Ri...ochet? Eggman-And it can talk! Now, get this straight, hedgehog, I am your master! You obey ME! Riochet-...Right, Eggman master. Eggman-Good. You learn fast. Now, find and destroy a blue hedgehog and a brown two tailed fox! Riochet-Destroy! (Riochet runs off. Later, we see Sonic standing on a sky scraper. Tails flies in.) Sonic-Ah, this is the life! Tails-Right, Sonic! (Riochet jumps in a kicks Sonic.) Sonic-Yargh! Tails-Sonic! (Looks at Riochet.) And who are you?! Sonic-(Getting up.) Knuckles with a species change?! Riochet-No, I'm Riochet Hedgehog, sent by Eggman to destroy you two! Tails-No way! Riochet-Afraid so, little boy! Tails-I'm not a boy, I'm a fox! Riochet-Take a nap, baby. Sonic-No one talks like that to Tails! You're going down! Riochet-Heh heh. Like to see ya try. (Sonic spindashes at Riochet, but he dodges it.) Riochet-Hey, I thought you were the fastest thing alive! Sonic-I'm just getting warmed up! (Tails runs up to whap Riochet with his Tails, but Riochet sticks his fist out and Tails runs into it.) Tails-Aaah! Sonic-You...MONSTER! Riochet-Yes, I am. Sonic-Huh? Riochet-You see, this is the part where I explain where I came from. Sonic-Oh, continue it then. Riochet-Okay, I was created by Eggman to destroy you! Sonic-That wasn't very much. Riochet-(Shrugs.) That's all I know. Sonic-I don't care, I'm gonna destroy you! Riochet-Pff. Doubt it. (Riochet punches Sonic.) Sonic-Ah! (Knuckles glides in and hits Riochet in the head.) Knuckles-Mind if I drop in? Riochet-Grrr. That joke stunk. Knuckles-(Shrugs.) Best I could come up with on such short notice. (Punches Riochet.) Riochet-Argh! Outta my way, I'm not after you! Knuckles-I don't care! You have to get through me before you get them! Riochet-(Pushes Knuckles away.) Outta my way. Sonic-Uhm, uh, stand back! I can spin dash! Riochet-You're slow. Sonic-Slow this! (Sonic spindashes Riochet.) Riochet-You moron! You're dead now! (Riochet spindashes then jumps. He hits Sonic then Knuckles.) Sonic-C'mon Tails! Let's get him! Knuckles-I'll help! Tails-Right! (All advance towards Riochet. He just stands there.) Riochet-Pitiful. (Riochet jumps onto a wall and then jumps onto Knuckles.) Knuckles-Offa me! Riochet-Weedawgie! (Sonic tries to punch Riochet, but hits Knuckles instead.) Knuckles-Stop it! You'r hitting me! Sonic-Oops. (Riochet jumps off Knuckles and kicks him. He falls on Sonic, who falls on Tails.) Knuckles-Ow! Sonic-Ow! Tails-I hurt! Riochet-Hahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha... (While Riochet is laughing, Knuckles gets up and does his "Dash Punch". Riochet falls unconsience.) Knuckles-There! Sonic-Knuckles, that was a cheap shot! (A long while later, Riochet wakes up.) Riochet-Uhhhhh....where am I...? Ooh, my head hurts...(Gets up.) Man, I don't remember anything... Sonic-That's good. Riochet-Huh? Tails-It's a long story. The good thing is, you don't hate us! Riochet-Hate you guys? I don't know how I know, but, I wouldn't hate you guys! You're legendary! Knuckles-I am?! Wow, I didn't think being an gaurdian was that great... Riochet-And you're my favorite charector! Knuckles-Well, thanks! (Eggman flies outta nowhere.) Eggman-YOU!! Riochet-Eggman! Eggman-You disobeyed me! I guess the only things I can use to help me: Me, and robots! Good bye, stupid hedgehogs! (Eggman disapears.) Riochet-Wha...? I didn't want to upset anyone... Sonic-Don't worry. You're better off with out that loser. Riochet-Eh, nice meeting you all. (Riochet starts walking away.) Knuckles-Where are you going? Riochet-I don't know.... (Riochet walks into the distance...) (Later, at a space Station.) Riochet-Hmmm, one of these would be nice... (Riochet goes into one. It takes off.) Riochet-Weehoo! (Zooms out while we see Riochet watching this.) Riochet-I did that? No wonder I don't remember anything until I woke up... God-So, that's the story of your life, but, it isn't done. Riochet-It isn't? God-No, here's how you got to The Sonic Pandemonium Gang and eventually Perfect Chaos. Riochet-Sweet. (Riochet looks into it again. The scene changes to...) ------------------------------------------------------------ Riochet Riochet Wars!!!!!! Mon Mar 8 21:44:50 1999 ____________________________________________________________ RIOCHET WARS!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! In the year 3225, Riochet has finally built his MEGA DEATH- STAR SHIP! While testing missles, a strange light appears, then it explodes. A month later, we find or hero,Riochet, in a hammac saying:.............. ____________________________________________________________ Riochet: There once was a man from Eines,and he had a great big....................... Servant: Master, master! Thing approching!! Riochet: Well, shutup, and destroy it rust-bucket robot! {Servant punches in some buttens. Ship shakes.} Riochet: What the hell????? Servant:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! Riochet: What's wrong??? Servant: Nutzing. Riochet: Good. {The next day....} Riochet:*YAWN* HEY! Why are there PIE splotches on the observeatory windows? {Door opens} Samantha: I yool ru spanky poo? Riochet:Servants! Destroy that thing! {Servants turn and look at him like he's insane.} Riochet: The pies! Terrible pies!!! NOOOOOO!!! {Riochet pulls out laser gun and yells:} Riochet: EAT THIS SAMANTHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Samantha: Pies Nhield!!!!!!!!!!! Riochet: NO! It doesn't work! Servants: Be one of us! One of us, one of us, one of us! Samantha: Bts yuo obly chane. {Riochet throws bombs.} Samantha: Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Riochet: Sonic! SOnic,SONIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! { Samantha starts to shrivel, but comes back, in full, and full, stupid, force,} Samantha: Sonic hat ohe Knuckleqs! dha,dhfa,hga!!!! {Suddenly, Samantha starts growing, then explodes.} Riochet: Yes!!!!!!!!!! Riochet: Ok servants, back to work! THE END ------------------------------------------- (Scene comes back to Riochet watching this.) Riochet-Coool. I remember that one! God-And, here's some more.... ------------------------------------------- RIOCHET WARS 2!!!!! Tue Mar 16 17:58:29 1999 RIOCHET WARS 2 When we left our hero, his ship returns to earth, for remodeling. Little does he know, a complete idiot {Also known as Hougan,} follows in SaMaNtHa's {Also known as Sammy twat.} Anyway, Hougan goes into Riochets terratory for an ambush.............} ____________________________________________________________ Riochet: Finally, back to my limmerick.... There once was a man from Eines, and he had a great big penis,.... Robot: Yes Hougan... Riochet: Huh? { Riochet steam-rolls "Hougan",...} Riochet: F**K YOU HOUGAN!!!!! Hougan: OW! You broke my spine! Riochet: If I broke your spine, you would't be talk'n. Hougan: Yeah, I could! Riochet: No, ya could't! {Riochet and Hougan start beating up each other.} Robot 1: Hmmmmmmm, which one should we cheer for? Robot 2: I don't know. Robot 1: Go Riochet! Robot 2: Go Hougan! {Riochet kicks Hougan in the nuts.} Hougan: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!! I'm gonna kill you!!!!!!!!!!! Die!!!!!!! { Hougan starts punching Riochet in stomach.} Riochet: Ha! You think that hurts! {Riochet barely pushes Hougan, and falls.} Hougan: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!! You broke my leg!!!!!!!! Riochet: I did not! Hougan: I'm telling! Riochet: Telling who? { Hougan sits for twenty minuetes.} Hougan: I'm gonna kill you! {Hougan and Riochet beat each other up again.} Robot 1: Go Riochet! Robot 2: Go Hougan! Robot 1: SHUT-UP!!! Robot 2: No, you stut-up! {Robots start beating eachother up.} Riochet: EAT THIS! {Riochet kicks Hougan in to a raging river.} Hougan: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Riochet: HA,HA! THE END!!!!!!!!! -------------------- Riochet-I remember that too! God-Now, since you've done an equal number of good and bad things, I'll give you a choice. Hell, or Earth. Riochet-Earth please! God-That's what I thought. (Riochet starts glowing, and he starts sinking fast. Same thing as before, through time and space, then, at Earth. He starts floating over his lifeless body, then enters again.) Cop-I felt his pulse, he's dead! Cop 2-No way he could survive that! (To the cops amazement, Riochet jumps up and does a dance. After the dance, he says...) Riochet-What was I doing again? Oh yeah, getting ice cream. (The cops watch as Riochet walks away.) --------------------------------------- THE END. ---------------------------------------