Riochet Revenge of the Morons-Coming Soon to Sonic Pandemonium! Tue May 25 10:29:33 1999 "Revenge of the Morons?What is that?" is what you may be asking.It is my new FanFic,which will be considerably,alot better than my other ones.And yes,SecMan,you talk alot in this one. "Revenge of the Morons" includes the usual enemies and peaple from this messageboard!The good guys include: Riochet Rio Riot mechatails SecMan H.Mac YarHarHar Soneec Shorty Rlan SonKnuck. And our enemies include: AJ Andre SaMaNtHa Zac Corneilies (Remember him? He's now at SoStH) Hougan Riogan Zacatha and a secret enemy we will know of in part2. I'm not completed,but if you want to see Part1:The Beginning,please email me! ---Riochet--- Riochet REVENGE OF THE MORONS!! Part1:The Beginning (FANFIC) Fri May 28 11:14:11 1999 By:Riochet ---------- Revenge of the Morons --------------------- Part1:The Beginning ------------------- (We see a shodow of Riochet walk across the screeen,until he stops,shoots the screen,when "Blood" comes down. Now the James Bond theme plays.Familier? Anyway, our heroes have survived,and won a battle against our enemies. Lets join our heroes in the victory party...) Rlan:Yeah! We won! Soneec:But I don't understand, SaMaNtHa doesn't exist! Rio:But since AJ knows how to mix DNA and such,he made her! Riochet:But who cares? WE WON!!!! All:WAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! SonKnuck:Great party! :::Now we go to the SSUB (Super Stupid Underground Base)::: AJ:CRAP! CRAP! OH BLOODY,BLOODY CRAP! Andre:(Whispering to SaMaNtHa)How can crap be bloody? AJ:SHUTUP! All we need to do is establish a surprise attack! Hmmm,who should be captain?... (AJ looks around as Andre's trying to pour acid on himself, Corneilies's laughing for no reason, Hougan's having his constant moodswings, SaMaNtHa's yelling gibbrish, Zac's sleeping, Zacatha's...well...who knows what it's doing, and Riogan's having a temper tantrem so...) AJ:Oh I'll do it! End of Part1....... TO BE CONTINUED..... Riochet Revenge of the Morons!! Part2 (For real this time) (FanFi Wed Jun 2 12:19:41 1999 Note:I accidently clicked on "Submit" when I wasn't done. This is only the finished version. ---------------------------------- Revenge of the Morons --------------------- Part2:The Plan -------------- Zacatha:Woht te plaan agane? AJ:You imbeciles! The plan is: Since they won the first battle thier're probly partying,right?... All:Right! AJ:SHUTUP! Anyway,we'll get em while thier're celebrating, right,Riogan? All but AJ and Riogan:*GASP* HIM??? AJ:Yes. I made him smart! Riogan:Yes. Since AJ chose me as second in cammand,I will also be head of all great missions,including this one! So here is my part of the plan....... :::We now go to Play Island::: mecha tails:YEAH! PARTY!!! (We now go to Riochet and Rlan,who are at the Play Island fair) Riochet:This is what I like about the fair,um,uh, Rlan:It's Rlan. Riochet:Oh yeah,like I was saying,the treats,the rides,the win-your-own butcher knifes, It's all good,right RLan? Rlan:Yeah,it's cool. (H.Mac catches up to Riochet&Rlan) H.Mac:Hi guys! Rlan&Riochet:Hi H.Mac. H.Mac:Hey Riochet,could I have some Play Money? Riochet:ARE YOU KIDDING? I'm the founder of Play Island,AND the creator of the Play Island fair! Of coarse I have money! How much ya need? H.Mac:Uh,about $1000 worth. Riochet:Here. (H.Mac runs of to buy stuff) Rlan:Riochet you shouldn't,(Riochet gives Rlan $1000 of Play money)Ooooh! (Rlan runs of to buy stuff) Riochet:At least I have unlimited Play Money. SonKnuck:Hey,what's that noise? (AJ and the others are hiding in a bush) Riogan:(Whispering)Hmmm,when thier're here,we'll get them there... AJ:(Whispering)Shutup! Now...STRIKE 'EM!!!!! End of Part2.......... TO BE CONTINUED....... Riochet@xoommail.com Revenge of the Morons Part3 Fanfic Sat Jun 5 15:12:49 1999 Revenge of the Morons --------------------- Part3:The Attack ---------------- (All run out) AJ:Now that's the spir...AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! (AJ turns around to see a Play Island guard) Shorty:Hey, what the... Corneilius:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! Hougan:WAWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! SecMan:He,he,he,HA,HA,HA,HA,HA!!!!!!!!!! Good guys:HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! Zac:Oh crap. their laughing at us! (Enemies run to the SSUB) YarHarHar:Oh jeez, that was funny! SonKnuck:Yeah, wasn't it funny when the idiots ran out?! Soneec:What did you just say SonKnuck? SonKnuck:I said it was funny when... OHNO. SecMan:That means... Shorty:....They know the secret location! :::We now go back to the SSUB::: Riogan:Do you think they saw us? (all silent) AJ:Riogan,that question was so stupid, I think Corneilius should take your place. Corneilius:Oh yeah! AJ:SHUTUP! I WAS JOKING!!!!! Corneilius:(Sad groan) AJ:All we need is a better plan...I KNOW!!!!!! Since I'm a fan of James Bond movies, I'll make the bad guys come to life!! THE BATTLE WON'T BE IN YOUR FAVOR FOR LONG, H.MAC!!!! YEHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! Amy:AND DON'T FORGET ME!!!! Andre:Shutup! I don't even like you! (Andre throws rock at Amy, and it hits her) Amy:But I love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!!! Zacatha:Watser cind o enmis ar yu com t liv? (Translation:What kind of enemies are you gonna make come to life?) AJ:Good question....... End of Part3.............. -------------------------- TO BE CONTINUED.......... Riochet Revenge of the Morons Part4 Sun Jun 6 11:42:48 1999 Revenge of the Morons --------------------- Part4:The Creation ------------------ AJ:HAHA! THEY ARE CREATED!! Now, meet our new employees! Corneilius:Huh? AJ:First up, Goldfinger! (Goldfinger turns a chair to gold) Hougan:IIIIIIIIIIIIwwwwwwwwwwwoooooooooooonnnnnnnddddddddeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrr hhhhhhhhhhhhhhooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwww wwwwww mmmmmmmmmmmmuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuccccccccccccccchhhhhhhhhhhh tttttttttttttttthhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaattttttt iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiisssssssssssssss wwwwwwwwwwwwwooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrtttttttttttthhhhhhhh? AJ:Uh,right. Anyway,we have Moonraker! So far that's it. All:Yeah Cool! etc, etc, (Little do they relize, Riochet,Rio,and Riot arespying on them) Riochet:Ohno!We have to warn the others! Rio:But who? (All silent) Riot:Oh I'll do it! :::We now go to Play Island::: SecMan:(Listening through a walkie talkie) Uh huh. Yeah. Ok. PEAPLE! MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE? (All turn to SecMan) SecMan:THANK YOU. RIOT SAYS THAT AJ AND HIS GROUP HAVE CREATED NEW ENEMIES, SO FAR KWOWN AS GOLDFINGER,AND MOONRAKER! All:*GASP!* SecMan:BUT THEY ARE GETTING MORE...what??? Oh, ok. THERE IS A NEW ONE!! All:*GASP!* SecMan:IT IS CALLED DR.NO! All:Huh? Dr.No? SecMan:I KNOW IT'S A STUPID NAME, BUT WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO? I'LL TELL YA: WE'LL SAVE PLAY ISLAND!!!! All:YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!! :::We now go to the SSUB::: Andre:Uh, AJ? AJ:WHAT?!?!? This better be importent! Andre:There are spys in the SSUB! AJ:THAERE ARE!!! THEN SEND THE SAMANTHA FLIES!!! Andre:Ok. SAMANTHA FLIES ATTACK!!!! Riot:Ohno, they found us!!! Rio:No, ya think? Riochet:GET OUTTA THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Riochet,Rio,and Riot:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! (The SaMaNtHa flies destroy the ground our heroes were on) Riot:Phew! that was close! Riochet,Rio,and Riot:UHOH. End of Part4............ ------------------------ TO BE CONTINUED..............................