Author Subject Da Chicken Master Official TPCG Singer and Dancer! posts: 302 (2/6/01 7:32:45 pm) Reply FANFIC INTERTWINE CHPT. 10!!! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [size="200"] REALLY IMPORTANT DISCLAIMER!!!!! [/font] IT IS THE FINAL CONCLUSION OF MY OLD AND RUSTY (No pun intended) FANFIC INTERTWINE SERIES!!! Now, I deciced that you all prolly have no idea what the heck this is, so I will now showcase all the parts. But, there is one thing I wanna deal with. This was written a very, very, very, very, long time ago. Like last year, during the summer old. Now, in some instances (Especially the first chapter(s)), I say some bad things about Tonic, and possibly Andyman (Anony). Now, if either of you see anything ya may take offense at, please don't. Like I said, this was written when everyone hated Tonic, and when no one knew Anony was Andyman. With that being said, back to Chapter One (The begining) To Chapter Ten (The end!) (DTL note: I edited out the first nine chapeters because they are already posted on this page.) The Conclusion! --------------- Here it is! And it's gonna be huge, too! You won't believe the ending! (At BGUB...) AJ: All right, we need strategy. What we're gonna do is, we're all gonna split in twos and suprise attack TPCG. Zac is with me, SaMaNtHa is with Potatoman... Potatoman: Yho! AJ: ...Andre is with Amy... Andre: Aww crap! Amy: Yahooyahooyahoo! AJ: ...Macnelius and Cornelius, Hougan and...and...um...well, he's by himself. Hougan: SSSSSSShhhhhhhhhoooooooooooooottttttttttt!!! Zac: We're gonna get Hougan smarter so he doesn't go kablooy! Hougan: YYYYYYYYYYaaaaaaahhhhhhhooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!! (Later, Hougan walks out.) Hougan: Yes! I'm smarter again! Yeehoo! AJ: Now..........Lezzgo! (They go off. TPCGHQ....everyone left. As they are walking Tonic and the others jump out of some bushes. Tonic has a button.) Tonic: Hahahahahahahaha!! Anony: It's Tonic! (Ami blasts Soniprow.) Tonic: Aww crap. Here comes...METAL RIOCHET!! Munkee: METAL RIOCHET??!! Shorty: Didn't it blow up? (Metal Riochet steps out of bushes. It looks exactly like Riochet, complete with muscle shirt and pants.) Metal Riochet: Whew! I had to take a whizz! Riochet: And he's as handsome as ever! Even more so! Metal Riochet: Hey, thanks! Tonic: Destroy them! Metal Riochet: Righty! (Whistles. A mettalic version of the TPCG Mobile except that it has "TIG" instep of "TPCG" on it appears from no where and it jumps in.) I bet you weren't expecting this! Tonic: You see, Tsp helped me add a system in it so it can drive as recklessly as Riochet! Riochet: That thing's nuthin' compared to the original! Man, that robot's handsome...(He yells "Honk!" and TPCG Mobile comes out of no where. He jumps in.) Let's do it! (The two growl at each other. The both floor the gas, and right wen they're about to crash, they stop because BGUBers come out and attack.) Zac: Let's get 'im! Riochet: Anony! Jump in! Anony: Right! (Anony jumps in TPCG Mobile. So does everyone else.) Sonique: Floor it, Rio! Riochet: Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahooooooooooooooooooooooooo! (The van drives off and TIG Mobile chases them. In TPCG Mobile...) Riochet: Sara, keep the gas floored while I eat some @#%$! Sara: Okay. (Riochet eats. Later in TIG Mobile...) Tonic: Drive faster! Metal Riochet: I am dammit! (Metal Riochet throws bomb but misses.) Metal Riochet: Ah crap! (He drives in to a tree. In TPCG Mobile...) Riochet: Okay, ready to drive again. (Drives into some cows. Later......) Shorty: Look! A base! Riochet: I'm goin' in! (Riochet runs in. Inside...) Riochet: Wiiiiierd.....Hey, a door! I wonder where everyone is...Oooo! A note! "We left. Back in a couple hours, mommy!" I'll check out this door then. (He opens the door, and it's th power core. Stupidly, he walks in.) Riochet: Whoooooooa.... ???: Hahahaha! You're in my trap! Riochet: Whuzzah? (He looks behing himself at the door, and it slams shut due to a blur of gray. Then, a shadow appears.) Riochet: Hougan! You're not speaking wierd! Hougan: I got smarter! Riochet: (sarcasm) Right. (/sarcasm) Hougan: The only way you're getting through is to beat me! Also, I've gotten stronger! Hahaha! Riochet: (sarcasm) Right. (/sarcasm) (The battle starts. Riochet spindashes, but Hougan jumps away. He tries to punch, but misses. Riochet does some fancy moves and beats Hougan up. He jumps back up and does some moves. Riochet spin dashes a few times and all hit Hougan. Hougan tries to charge at him, but he jumps behind him and kicks. Hougan falls over and Riochet jumps on him. More attacks, and finally...) Riochet: You need to die now! (Riochet does a multi-Combi attack. Hougan flies up, with blood, and and into the power generator. A large explosion is heard, and a huge lasers fly up and the bridge starts collapsing.) Riochet: Yeeeeeeeehaaaaaaaaaaaw! (Riochet runs into the next room, and it's a buetiful white room with stuff in it. {Wow, how specific.} Riochet walks in, and takes a gem.) Riochet: I hope this doesn't turn out like Alladin... God Like Voice: You have found the Super Doomsday Emerald.... Riochet: ...Uh? God Like Voice: Use it.... Riochet: O...kaaaaay...... (It starts glowing and floats right above Riochets' hands, and he steps back. Every thing becomes white and blurred, then becomes normal. We see Riochet who now black, and spikes are alot bigger. He's carrying a large cross bow of sorts, and in the other one, he has a large claw.) Riochet: SUPER DOOMSDAY RIOCHET!!!!!!!!!!!! S.D. Riochet: Sweeeeeeeeet. Who knew? I wanna blast someone now. God Like Voice: Friends need help....go help..... S.D. Riochet: Sweet. Okay. (A light comes over and covers S.D. Riochet. He is somehow transported to TIGHQ. He runs in to see TPCG, BGUB, and TIG fighting. He fires a rocket at Tonic, and he blows up.) Tonic: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!! Shorty: Who's he? S.D. Riochet: Dun recognise me? It's just Riochet. Shorty: You look different. S.D. Riochet: Yeah, found a gem of sorts. (S.D. Riochet blasts some more people. He's Riochet again, and does some spin dashing.) Riochet: Yeehoo! Metal Riochet: I don't wanna but, I have to... (Metal Riochet slams its' fist on Riochet. He falls unconsience.) Riochet: I need nap... Tsp: Yeeheeheeeheee! (H. Mac Texas Twisters a few BGUBers.) Tonic: OWW!!! (All beat up Tonic, and leave. At TPCGHQ......) Edge: (Singing.) Lazy, lazy lazy. He lives in the lazy tree... (No one listens because thier all to busy trying to stay awake so they can be bored.) Riochet: Sara, do I have my pants on? Sara: Yes. Riochet: Okay, then I'm going to the mall to nap. Anony: You're not supposed to go to a mall to nap! Riochet: But I wannaaaaaaaa! Anony: No! (Riochet goes anyway. At the mall...) Riochet: Now, where's my nap spot? Ooo! A bed store! (He naps on a bed. A nerdy, pimply guy walks up to him.) Nerdy, pimply guy: Excuse me, but these are not to sleep on! Riochet: Ya know what? Outside I saw a guy selling Stridex pads. Nerdy, pimply guy: Hot damn! (He runs away. Riochet snickers and falls asleep. Tonic sees this.) Tonic: Mouhahaha! I'm so smart! Look at me! Soniprow: You're not smart. Tonic: Umn....Andyman made me do it! Andyman: Huh? (Riochet leaves. TIG yell. TPCGHQ...) Riochet: I'm still bored. (TPCG go somewhere. BGUB Power Core.......We see a claw grab on to a door. Hougan slides up and walks through. In main room...) Hougan: Hey, *Cough* I'm *Cough* alive... AJ: So what? Hougan: Hey, does any one remember sometime around a year ago Kim and I had a baby? AJ: Yeah, you named him "Him". What about him? Hougan: Well, I thought we could rebuild his exoskeleton, and he could help us! Plus, he's seven years old! Him: You suck, Dad! You all suck! SCREW YOU ALL!!!!!!! Zac: Wait a second! If he was born last year, how can he be seven years old? AJ: And how does he know all those words? Hougan: (Shrugs.) Genetic mutation, I guess. Him: You all suck! AJ: (Raises eyebrow.) I'll start on the exoskeleton. (Later...) AJ: Here it is, and....WHAT THE FUCK???!!! Hougan, that's nasty! (We see Him, who has aged to be the same age as Hougan, looking at naked pictures of Kim with Hougan.) Hougan: I wanted him to know about his mother! AJ: That's just sick. And what happened to Him? Hougan: Nothing! (Looks at Him.) What the hell?! He's twice my age now! Him: Well, my childhood went by fast. Zac: Hurry up and get in the exoskeleton before you turn one hundred! (Him does so, and he's somehow de-aged back to seven.) AJ: Whoa! The exoskeleton de-aged him back to seven! Him: Fuck, that's wierd. Zac: That thing has a bad mouth. (At the place I can't think of...AJ and the others ambush TPCG.) AJ: Hahahhahahaha! Riochet: What da? (Him aims ten chain guns at TPCG.) Sonique: Aww crap. AJ: The only way you can live is... Hougan: ...If you make music video paradies!!!! TPCG: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! TO BE CONTINUED....... Yes, I know it said Part ten was gonna be the last part, but ya know what? I'm going to make EVEN LONGER! (And funnier!) For example, try reading Shorty and Riochet do "Oops...I did it again" with out laughing! Also, this'll be the longest Fanfic series I've ever made!!! WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Here we go! Insanity insues in the Chapter 10!) Music Videos??!! ---------------- (Later, in a studio of sorts, Riochet walks in with pillows in his shirt to represent breasts.) Riochet: Do I have to do this? (We see Shorty who has the same problem.) Shorty: Don't feel bad. I have to too. Hougan: Get out there! (Riochet and Shorty run in and do some fancy dance moves to the song. But, when Riochet has to hit his chest, he falls backwords becaus of the huge pillows. He jumps up and starts dancing.) Riochet: Oops, I did it again! I played with your heart...(Starts jumping up and down, but falls over.)Oww! (Shorty notices the thing keeps saying "Oops". He throws a phony rock at it and it starts working. Riochet and Shorty try to head-butt each other, but the pillows hit each other first, and they fall, crashing into each other.) Shorty: Dammit! Riochet: Idiot! Shorty: Who you callin' idiot, idiot? Riochet: Shut up! Shorty: Make me! Riochet: No, make ME! Shorty: That doesn't make sense! Riochet: Maybe it's YOU who doesn't make sense! (Shorty and Riochet slap fight until Hougan interferes. Shorty starts dancing solo. He bends backwords, and then almost falls. He bends forwards, and he does fall. He gets up again and starts dancing horribly while crashing into things.) Hougan: Okay....you two can stop now. Shorty and Riochet: *Phew!* Hougan: Next up is...Mike and Edge in "It's gonna be me" by...N'Sync. Edge: Dammit! (The two get on the stage and into those toy things. They break out and music plays.) Edge: (Singing.) I might've been killed, babe, that is no lie...why am I doing this? (The camera zooms into them for the "Non toy" thing. Mike gets scared that it's gonna hit him.) Mike: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!! RUN!!!!! (The two run. The come back and dance around.) Mike: WaaaAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaah!!! (Back to the toys, to the part where the barbies invite them down.) Mike: Yeah, we're getting small plastic chicks! (The net falls on them.) Edge: You think that'll stop us? (They throw the net off. The Barbies take pictures of them until they faint. They wake up, and the woman picks them up. The two knock over Dominoes, and they say "N'Sync sucks.") Edge: Hey, how is she holding both of us? We're at full size. (She puts them under he scanner and they hit in to each other. They faint.) Hougan: Okay, enougha that. Now, it's...Anony and Lil in "Lucky". Lil: Noooooooooo! (They both put on pillows and Lil sits on the star thing. The wieght of the pillows throw her off the star.) Lil: AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! (Anony takes over, dances. The falls down, because the platform shoes he has to wear during the thing, falls over, and the soles of the shoes hit him in the head.) Anony: Owie. (The star flies through the screen and Lil is sitting on it.) Lil: Woohoo! Fun! (Hits into wall.) Oww. Hougan: Enough. Sonique, Seth, you do..."I want it that way." (They get on stage.) Seth: Don't you people... Hougan: Wrong one. Him: Dad, this is too boring! Let's just blow 'em up! Hougan: All right! (Him aims guns at TPCG.) Ami: Umn...LET'S GO!!! (TPCG runs, but stops.) H. Mac: Where are we going? Riochet: Base! Ami: LET'S GO!!! (They run off.) Him: Crap. SaMaNtHa: Wots twat n tha ski? (Trans: What's that in the sky?) PotatoMan: i donnu. AJ: It looks like a meteor! Him: Maybe we should leave. SaMaNtHa: Ares1111111 (Trans: Agreed!!!!!!!) (They run out, and they asteroid hits. An unearthly green glow comes from it and we see a figure in it.) AJ: Oh my God! Corn: Is that what I thonk it is? Potatoman: i hoop naught! TO BE CONTINUED............. What is this mysterious force from the asteriod? Will it try to destroy TPCG? Or BGUB? Or maybe even TIG? Maybe all of them! MAYBE THE WORLD!!!!!! HAHAHAHA!!! *Ahem* Sorry, got a little carried away there. Sorry. What will happen? Find out on Part 12 of the Pokemon Sucks Saga!!