Author Subject Da Chicken Master Official TPCG Singer and Dancer! posts: 305 (2/7/01 5:19:02 pm) Reply Chapter Twelve! (YAAAAY!) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Okay, this is still outdated, methinks... oh well. --- She's Ba-ack!! -------------- ???: Hougie boy! Hougan: Huh? What? Where? Him: MOMMY!!!!! Zac: No, not Kim! She'll blow up our whole operation! (A thought bubble appears above Zac, which shows Kim playing with AJs' chemistry set, and the base explodes. He shudders.) Hougan: Kimmy! (He runs over to Kim, trying to hug her, but she pushes him away.) Hougan: Huh? Kim: Sorry, but I'm not interested in you anymore. Hougan: What? We had a son! Don't you remember Him? Him: (Muttering.) Mommy's being a bad ass. Kim: Yes, I'm aware of that, but my long and boring recap will explain it all to you... (Put on your helmets, peoples! It's Flash Back time! Stuff in {{ }} means present Kim is talking!) {{After Hougan and I had our son, I was shocked and angry that Hougan didn't use condoms when he told me he was!}} Hougan: IIIIIIIIIIIIII'mmmmmmmmmmm tttttttttteeeeeeeeeeelllllllllllllliiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnggggggg yyyyyyyyyyooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuu!!IIIIIIIIIIIII ddddddddddiiiiiiiiiiiidddddddddddd!!!! {{So, knowing I had my whole life ahead of me, and angry that I wasted it on Mr. Pimpleface, I ran into a spaceship, and flew away.}} Kim: OWW! Note to self, don't run into a spaceship. {{Then, I went to another galaxy....almost gave me a siesure, where I met my new friends.....}} (We see a bar type place, where two guys are sitting on stools. Kim walks in.) Kim: Hello, wanna be my friend...? Guy One: Okay, I'm Flanor. He's Ganor. Kim: Awfully wierd names. Ganor: Ah, you must be from Earth! We aren't. We're from the planet "Zarkem" where males have two penises. Kim: Well, would you four like to join me? Flanor: Hey, there's only two of u...oh...heh heh heh heh. Ganor: What? (Flanor whispers in Ganors ear.) Ganor: Ohhhhhhhhh! Heh heh heh. (The three leave.) {{Then we had some...activities, when just then, we crashed here.}} (Present time. Flanor and Ganor walk out.) Hougan: You two penise bastards! Ganor: Yeah, whattaya gonna do about it?! (Flanor and Ganor throw Hougan at Zac.) Hougan and Zac: Aaaaaah! (David TL comes out of no where. He kicks Everyone. He disapears. TPCGHQ.... Riochets' room......) Riochet: (Singing.) Loo-ooking, for my pa-ants...Oh, I'm wearing them. (Later...We see Riochet in his old look, red hedgehog with black shoes and blue stripe.) It's Hougan bashing time! (Riochet jumps out a window and runs off. At TIGHQ...) Tonic: Well, we have nothing to do. Soniprow: You're right. There's no point for us, since TPCG all ready have enemies. Tonic: I got an idea? Jolt: What is it, boss? Tonic: I'll fuck myself and you all watch! TIG: Ewwwwww. Tonic: Do it! (Tonic screws himself and TIG watch in horror. BGUB...Riochet walks in.) Riochet: They really should have security stuff here... Macnelius: And we do! Riochet: Aww shit. Will Riochet fight Macnelius? If he does, will he win? Will Riochet beat the crap out of Hougan? Find out in Part 13 of the Pokemon Sucks Saga!