Author Subject Da Chicken Master TPCG Minister of War (9/11/00 4:02:50 pm) Part 5! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The New BGUB! ------------- (At some comedy club, we see AJ making a racist/sexist joke about black women. Frankly, everyone hated that, concidering everyone there were black women. Shoes, vegetables, Mouthwash, soda cans, computer moniters, and printers are thrown at him. Andre runs up to him.) AJ: Hey, Andre! I'm in some trouble now, so I can't give you money now. Andre: No, not that! Zac told me to get you so we can start rebuilding the BGUB Empire! AJ: HOT DOG! (AJ and Andre run out. At a bar, we see Cornelius trying to pick up some women.) Cornelius: Ugh....I can't lift you two! Too heavy! (The women slap Corn and walk away. Hougan comes in.) Corn: Hey, Hougan! Hougan: HHHHHHHHHHHiiiiiiiiiii CCCCCCcooooooooorrrrrrrrnnnn!!!!!! CCCCCCoooommmmmmmmmeeeeeee hhhheeeeeeeellllllllpppppppp bbbbbbbuuuuuuiiiiiiilllllldddddddd tttttthhhhhhheeeeeee BBBGGGGGUUUUBBBBBBB EEEEEEEEmmmmmmmmmpppppiiiiiiirrrrrreeeee!!!! Corn: Racist! Hougan: HHHHHHooooooooowwwwwwwww??????? Corn: I dunno, but let's go! (Hougan and Corn run off. Later, everyone from the old BGUB are in one spot.) PotatoMan: Wy did yuu aake mee frm Samtha? SaMaNtHa: Ikjfbnmsdfn kpoang, dfs;lgldn'! (Trans: I'm here, PotaotMan!) PotatoMan: Yaast! Zac: All right, hedgehogs and foxes! we're gonna rebuild BGUB! AJ: I'm in charge! Zac: No one is! AJ and I are the scientists, Andre is the scout, Corn is the verbal abuser, and SaMaNtHa and PotatoMan are just here for general idiocy! (Amy bursts in.) Amy: ANDRE!!!!!! Andre: Who invited her here? Corn: Me. LET'S GET IT ON!!!!! Amy: No, I want my Andre poo! Andre: Oh my.... Zac: Also, Amy is the scouts' girlfriend. Andre: Dammit... (Some time later, every one is trying to rebuild the base. No one's really doing anything, just sitting around pretending to work. Later, it's built and stuff.) Zac: Yahoo! AJ: We need a threatining name! Corn: "The Cows!" AJ: Right! (They all parade in. At TPCGHQ...) Riochet: Hey guys! I got mail! TL: You got mail! Riochet: Yeah...I just said that. TL: I know, I just couldn't resist. Shorty: What does it say? Riochet: Is it any of your business? Shorty: Uhh....Yeah? Riochet: Oh, okay. Oooh....there's some adult stuff here. Shorty: Bad adult or sexy adult? Riochet: Well, both! (Laughs.) Man, this is kind a dirty. Better wash it. Anyhoo, here's the stuff I can tell you: "Meet me at the....place and we'll"...well, I think you know what goes there. Sonique: Go to the Chicken Hut? Riochet: Uhh...yeah...That's what it says....yeah..... (So, Later, Riochet leaves and go to the...place.) Riochet: Hello! Person I'm supposed to meet! Where are you? "Hot Lady"?! Where are you? ???: Here I am! Riochet: Huh? Oh my....there's somethin'. (Riochet sees a familier female hedgehog that's aqua blue in color. She has brown shoes.) Riochet: Wow. There's some one I haven't seen for awhile. Girl Hedgehog: I do have a name, you know. Riochet: Oh fine...Hey ho, Sara! Sara: Heh. Cute as ever! Riochet: AWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!! GIMME A HUG!!!!! (Sara and Riochet hug.) Riochet: So, how has life been for you? Sara: Well, considering I've been floating around in an ocean for about a year, not very good. Riochet: So that's what smelled like seaweed! Why where you floating around in the ocean? Sara: Well, when you guys left for the summer, you guys forgot to bring me, and Hougan and those other guys attacked and blew it up! I've been floating in water ever since! Then... (Flashback time, people!) Sara: Well, this stinks. His island blows up and I'm stuck here. At least a thousand miles from anywhere! I'll never see him again.. (Then, a helicopter flies by and Riochet is hanging off it.) Sara: JOHNNY!!!!!!! Riochet: Huh? Oh, it's prolly just me... (Flash back ends.) Riochet: So THAT'S what I heard! Sorry for not takin' you on the 'copter. Sara: Oh well, I don't really care. What matters now is that I'm with you now! People reading 'Fic: AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!! Riochet: Shut up! (Sara giggles.) Is this reunion going to be permenent? Or will something come between them? Maybe it isn't Sara at all, and it's Andre in a costume to trick Riochet! (No, it isn't....) What will send H. Mac head first into a solo mission to defeat Macnelius and Cornelius? Find out in the next 5 editions of the "Pokemon Sucks" Saga! TO BE CONTINUED....................