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Da Chicken Master   
TPCG Minister of War
posts: 47
(9/12/00 4:13:26 pm)
 Part Six! 
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H. Macs' Solo Mission 
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(Riochet and Sara come back holding hands. TPCG emit an "AWWWWWWWWW!". Riochet 
tells them to shut up, and Sara giggles...again.)

Anony: Hey, Rio, who's the chick?
Sara: It's Sara, not "The chick".
Shorty: Hey, I remeber you when we went to Play Land last year! What ever happened to it?
Sara: Blew up.
Shorty: Ah.
Siren Thingy: Whoop whoop! Meeting alert! Meeting Alert! Whoop whoop!
Riochet: Wahoo!

(Everyone piles into the Metting Room. Riochet and Sara are still holding hands. 
Sonique comes into the room.)

Sonique: Okay, meeting. Edge has been busy with...uh...things, so we are bored. 
On anothernote, we have found out that Zac, Andre, and Hougan have divided from 
The Idiot Gang, and have gathered the rest of the BGUBers, and are making a new 
BGUB Empire!
TPCG: SO?!
Sonique: We need some one to blow them up.
TPCG: YAAAAAY!!!!
Sonique: Who wants to?
H. Mac: MEE!!!!!!
Sonique: Okay, H. Mac goes.
TPCG: YAAAAAY!!!!

(At BGUB...)

Zac: Now we are ready for our first attack!
Andre: Right! I'll try to find TPCG...
Zac: Not TPCG. Not yet.
Andre: Well, then...Who?
Zac: Our new enemies...The Idiot Gang!

(All but Zac gasp.)

Zac: Now, let's kablamo 'em.
BGUBers: YEAH!
Zac: Get'm!
AJ: Get thier base in your sites, people! FIRE!!!!

(Every one shoots at TIGHQ. At TIGHQ...)

Tonic: Well, nuthin' to do...

(Thier base starts shaking and we hear loud noises.)

Tonic: What the fucking hell?!
Jolt: Some body's shooting at us, boss!
Tonic: Hmm, those blasts aren't TPCG style. Whose could they be?

(KABLAMO!!!!)

Tonic: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!! They wanna war? I'll give them some blasts they'll 
never forget! Ready men!
TIG: READY!!
Tonic: FIRE!!!!

(TIG shoots at BGUB and vise versa. This goes on for awhile. Then, we see H. Mac 
sneaking up on the BGUB.) 

H. Mac: Time to die, BGUB!

(At TPCGHQ...)

Sonique: Okay, now that H.Mac is off blowing stuuf up, why don't we go blow up 
TIGHQ?
TPCG: Yahoo!

(TPCG run off to TIGHQ. At TIGHQ....)

Jolt: We're hit!
Tonic: Don't you think I know that?! FIRE!!!!!!
Lexef: KABLAMOOOO!!!!!!

(Outside of BGUB....)

H. Mac: Whoa, looks like thier having a war! But it's not against us! Then...who?
Of coarse! TIG! But why....hmmmm...

(H. Mac run in BGUG. Inside...)

H. Mac: They need keys for that thing....There they are!

(H. Mac runs to where BGUBers are and stops when he sees a chainsaw popping out 
of the ground. SonKnuck pops out.)

SonKnuck: Hey ho!
H. Mac: SONKNUCK?! Get outta here! This is MY solo mission!
SonKnuck: Sorry.

(SonKnuck disapears. H. Mac keeps running. AJ notices.)

AJ: H. MAC???!!!
H. Mac: AJ???!!!
Corn: So here's the dork. C'mon, Macnelius!
Macnelius: Right! Want some fried red hedgehog, Mac?!
H. Mac: Huh?

(Macnelius reveals SonKnuck tied to a stake near a fire.)

SonKnuck: Dammit...
H. Mac: Oh my...

(At TIGHQ...)

Sara: What's this?
Riochet: The Idiot Gang Base.
Sara:What happenend to BGUB?
Riochet: Blew up, rebuilt. H. Mac is blowing stuff up there now...

(Back at BGUB, we see H. Mac dodging fire blasts.)

H. Mac: This getting hard....


TO BE CONTINUED......................