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Da Chicken Master   
TPCG Minister of War
posts: 57
(9/15/00 6:50:53 pm)
 Part Seven!
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Bashing Time!
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(Tequila plays as H. Mac dodges blasts. At the "Tequila" part, he says...)

H. Mac: Beer! I mean, Tequila!

(During H. Macs' mix-up, Macnelius blasts him.)

H. Mac: Damn.

(As he's being carried away, he uses one of Riochets' old "Spy Tools" and throws 
it at AJ. The bad thing is, it's a banana peel.)

H. Mac: Shouldn't he get some real spy stuff? Hey, why's AJ slipping like that? 
Right, the banana peel!
AJ: AAAAAAAAH! (Falls over.)
H. Mac: Heh heh.

(Macnelius and Corn drop him, and run to AJ.)

Corn: You okay?

(H. Mac runs, and stops when he remebers SonKnuck. He gets him, and runs back to 
the door. To his surprise the door isn't there.)

H. Mac: Where's the door?
Macnelius: You'r not escaping!
SaMaNtHa: Yh!
(Trans: Yeah!)
Corn: Get'm! GI GI GI GA!!!!!!!

(H. Mac and SonKnuck do nothing just as BGUBers fall over.)

Corn: Damn banananananana...damn. Did it again.
SonKnuck: RUN!!!!
Macnelius: Why should we?
SonKnuck: Not you, me and H. Mac!
SaMaNtHa: h rght.
(Trans: Oh, right.)

(TPCGers run off, and BGUBers stand there.)

Macnelius, SaMaNtHa, and Corn: HEY!!!

(They chase after them. At TIGHQ...)

Tonic: Dammit, we're under attack from two groups! BGUB and TPCG!
Riochet: SASIKI SHAKA NAKA!

(A huge beam comes out of no where and hits TIG.)

Riochet: I didn't know I could do that!

(Edge does his famous "I'm mad so I kill everything I see" attack.)

Riot and Rio: Hey guys!
Shorty: You two aren't TPCG!
Rio: We wanna fight anyway!
Riot: Yeah, and we're with Riochet.
Shorty: Okay, fine.

(Rio and Riot start beating the crap out of TIG.)

Tonic: Great, now it's 3 groups!
Riot: Hey, 'Chet!
Riochet: Rio! Riot! Check dis out! SASIKI SHAKA NAKA!

(Another huge beam hits TIG.)

Rio: Coooool.

(Riot does a pin shoot attack. Then, Rio comes in and does a tornado kick, then, 
Riochet charges in with the Magnum Punch.)

TIG: OOH AH OOH AH!

(H. Mac and SonKnuck run in.)

SonKnuck: Hey, guys!

(They start pounding TIG. The BGUBers come in.)

SaMaNtHa: lk! thr th r!
(Trans: Look! There they are!)
Corn: GI GI GI GA!!! GET THEM!!!!!

(They tear the place apart to catch H. Mac and SonKnucck. They don't. Later, when 
they all leave...)

Tonic: My base...my group...it's GONE! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!! I will destroy BGUB for 
this! Get up guys! Time to get them! 

TO BE CONTINUED..........................

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