Author Subject Da Chicken Master TPCG Minister of War posts: 66 (9/17/00 2:35:03 pm) Pt.8(It's funny, so read and reply to it, dammit!) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (All) Pikachus Suck ------------------- (Later, after Tonics' base is rebuilt, everyone is battling again.) Tonic: Tonic Smasher! (Tonic hammers Hougan. Hougan fights back with a pillow. Lightning kicks, punches, etc. We see Jolt who is getting the most damage.) Jolt: Why is everyone picking on me?? Riochet: SHIYOKA NAKA YAKA BLANKA!!!!! (Electricity flows out of Riochet and strikes all of TIG.) Riochet: Who knew I colud do that? I didn't. Say stereotypical Japanese words and get kewl attacks! (Pikachu {Not Edges'.} stand near the fighting furries, and they stop and look at it.) mechatails: Outta here, rat! Pikachu: Pika. Chu. PIKA PIKA PIKA! Rio: What'd he say? Riot: Something about pika. Edge: I think it's saying "Stop fighting. Cuz I said so. STOP FRICKEN' FIGHTING!!!!". (The Pikarat nods.) Riochet: Sorry, rat, go home. (A ton of Pikachus appear behind him.) Pikachu: Pikachu chu CHU!!!!! Edge: He said "Then you DIE!!!!!". Sonique: We're gonna die because of some yellow mice? HA! (They all stop fighting each other and fight the Pikachus. Even TIG and BGUB. Soniprow doesn't fight the Pikachus because it's against his religion.) Soniprow: "Thou shalt not fight against Lord Pikachu", that's what I'm told. (Everyone else beats up the Pikachus, but just as they die, they fuck each other then give birth to adult Pikachus immediatly.) AJ: The hell? Corn: Thier reproduction rate is too high! The only way to beat them s to kill them and then keep each other from fucking each other! (Sparky jumps off of Edges' shoulder.) Sparky: Pika pika Pikachu chu pika chu! (Trans: You give Pikachus a bad name!) (Sparky electrocutes the Pikachus. Again, they die but fuck each other. More of them.) Sparky: PIKAA! (Trans: EWW!) Riochet, Rio, and Riot: We think we know! TPCG: What? Riochet: We'll do our triple combo, then... Rio:...You guys come and either hold the Pikachus or... Riot:...Put each one in seperate cages! Soniprow: I'm not letting you hurt my friends! (BGUBers hold off Soniprow.) Zac: Get them, TPCG! We'll hold him off! Riochet: Well, here goes nuthin' right guys? Rio and Riot: Right! Riochet, Rio, and Riot: HYPER TRIPLE COMBO!!!!!!!!! (Riochet becomes Redwing Riochet, Rio becomes MachindraRio and Riot becomes Ghost Riot. Redwing Riochet shoots the Pikachus with his wing blaster, Ghost Riot summons his Ghost Army to attack, and MachindrRio uses his "Missle Spray". All they Pikas are dead, but they're getting up to fuck.) Redwing Riochet: Hurry! (TPCG and TIG either shove one Pikachu into one cage or hold them. The Chus are very angry and are getting horny. One of them attempts to screw his cage, but since a cage isn't an animal, it doesn't work. Soniprow sees this, and runs to them in slow motion. One by one the Pikachus die, and thier all dead by the time Soniprow gets there.) Soniprow: NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ami: Looks like you need some ass whoopin'! Soniprow: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!! Ghost Riot: You're not getting away! MachinedraRio: Yeah! Ghost Riot: Get'm, ghosts! (The ghosts charge at Soniprow, but he runs away. They beat the crap out of him. Redwing Riochet becomes Riochet, MachinedraRio becomes Rio, and Ghost Riot becomes Riot.) Riochet: I need a nap...(Yawns.) Shorty: Thanks for helping, you guys! Zac: Listen here, if it wasn't for those stinkn' rats attacking us too, you would be dead by now! Tonic: I'm going to have to say the same thing! (The BGUBers and TIG walk off to thier base. TPCG does too.) TO BE CONTINUED.......................