Author Subject Da Chicken Master TPCG Minister of War posts: 125 (10/15/00 10:24:53 am) Reply Part Nine! (Read and reply!) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- It's been a long time, eh? ----------------- Part 9? Whoa! ------------- Edge: Nothing makes sense! Sonique: Right, but this makes even less sense! TIG and BGUB have joined forces to make "The Mega Idiot Gang!"! (AJ and the others bust through the wall.) AJ: That's right, fools! Shorty: Waitasecond! You guys aren't supposed to know where we are! Zac: Well, now we do! (TMIG all jump in to robot thingies.) Riochet: Guys! Yerher and I will take on Hougan! Yerher: Yerher Fireball! Riochet: SASIKA SHAKA NAKA! (Hougans' 'Bot explodes and sends him flying back to TMIGHQ.) Anony: Hello! Soniprow: Die, Pokemon hater! (Soniprow slams the bots' fist on Anony, but just in the nick of time, he transports behind him and his Chao, "Coffee" head butts him. Soniprow flies back to his base. Sonique punches AJ and the bot blows up sending him flying. Later...) Riochet: Done! (Shorty uses a Plot hole.) Yerher: Weee! Riochet: Heh. Tai: I'm a digi destined! (All beat up Tai. Later, in living room...) Riochet: Sleepy. Sara: Lazy. (Shorty walks up snickering. He pulls a plot hole over a lamp, then it disapears.) Riochet: What'd ya do that for? Shorty: It was getting annoying. (Blank stares all around.) Riochet: PARTYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!! TPCG: YEAH!!!!!!!!!!! (Later, all of TPCG is drunk. We see Riochet talking to Sara who's also drunk.) Riochet: Ya know, wernce, there was this really, REALLY wierd cow that I ate, and it told me "No! No eating me, bro yo yo!"... Sara: Yer so good at tellin' stories.... Riochet: Wanna go to mah house?! Sara: All right...where are we? Riochet: I unno. (Riochet and Sara stumble in to Riochets' room.) Matt: (Who is drunk.) i SNIC FA! sOnic pins bots lotd! TL: Shut your hole snicky! (TL and Matt laugh at this for awhile. Shorty walks up to them.) Shorty: (Waving his finger around.) Simma dun nah! Edge: Bro yo yo yo yo! Anyones knows wheres Riochets and Saras ares? Nakk: NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!! Sonique: Wussuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup! Ami: Wassuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup! Shorty: Wassuuuuuuuuuuuup! H. Mac: Wassuuuuuuuuuuup! (Riochet comes down the stairs with his shirt wrinkly.) Riochet: Wassuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup!!! (Riochet runs back up stairs yelling "C-A-L-L A-T-T!!!") H. Mac: Uuuuuuuuuuuuup! Anony: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaass! Lil: Wassuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup! (In Riochets' room, we see Riochet from the shirt up.) Riochet: It's longer than you thought, isn't it? Sara: Not really, considering your pants are still on. (Riochet looks at his pants and relizes he's wearing them.) Riochet: Hey! You're right! (At TIGHQ...) Tonic: Man, I am really glad we became our own idiot gang again! TIG: Yeah! Tonic: have an idea...why don't we lure some people here and blow 'em up! Soniprow: Naaaaaaaaaaah. I have an idea! Tonic: No you don't. Soniprow: You're right. TO BE CONTINUED.............. This is it! The conclusion of the huge ten-parter! Coming right up!