Riochet Adventure! (FANFICTION) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [ Follow Ups ] [ Post Follow Up ] [ Message Board Index ] -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Posted by Riochet on July 24, 2000 at 01:05:14 Sorry guys, but yer not in this Fic. Just me and two of my friends. And TPCG Mobile. Anyway, hope ya enjoy it! ------------------------------ Riochet Adventure --------- Part 1 of 1 ----------- STARRING.......... Johnny Behle as...Riochet the Hedgehog! Jonathon Kendrick as...Rio the Hamster! Chris Fettig as...Riot the Hedgehog! The Perfect Chaos Gang Mobile as...Itself! ------------------------- BAD GUY NO ONE REALLY CARES ABOUT... Chris Haugen as...Hougan! ---------------------------------- ADDITIONAL CHARECTORS...... Some guy as...The Hotel Clerk Person! And a bunch of other non important people as...whatever thier supposed to do! ------------------------------------------------------- AND NOW......... RIOCHET ADVENTURE! ------------------ (Scene:TPCG Mobile. Time:Who really gives a crap? Anyway, Riochet is driving TPCG Mobile, Rio is in the front seat, and Riot is lying down on one of the back seats) Riot-Drive faster! Riochet-You want me to drive faster?? I'LL GIVE YOU FASTER!!!! (Riochet drops his foot on the gas pedal and the van starts driving at 120 M.P.H) Rio-I wonder how fast this thing can go! Riot-You can never tell! Once you think he got this thing as fast as it can go, he gets it even faster. Riochet-Yeehoo! Let's get this thing movin'! (Riochet spins the driving wheel and goes into a ditch. He crashes into some wires) Rio-Riochet, are you crazy? Riochet-Maybe! Rio and Riot-Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! (Later that day, we see TPCG Mobile back on the road, with a chicken nest on the roof and some straw on the windshield) Riot-Ya know, maybe we shouldn't have driven through that barn. Riochet-(Points to Rio) He dared me! Rio-Hey, let's get back on pavement road. This gravel is making me sneeze. ACHOO!! Riochet-Oh all right...woosy. Rio-What? ACHOO! Riochet-Nothing... (Later, Riochet is back on pavement. TPCG Mobile drives by a tree. Scene:Top of tree. Hougan sits on top of tree) Hougan-Hahaha! There they are! This is my great chance! (Hougan throws a bomb over to where TPCG Mobile is, but it blows up another car) Person-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! Hougan-Oh crud! Well, no doubt they will be needing gas soon. And where else do you get gas then the...GAS STATION?! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I crack me up. (Hougan disapears. Scene:Inside TPCG Mobile) Riochet-Dibbety doo ba ba...(Looks at gas measer thingy) Hey, I'm running out of gas. Better go to a gas station. (Riochet drives in to a gas station. Hougan watches) Hougan-Heh heh heh heh...This is perfect! (Hougan sneaks into Gas Station. Scene:Inside Gas Station. Riochet walks by the soda holder thing. Some eyes look at Riochet. We see Riochet pay for the gas through the eyes..um..eyes. Riochet walks out) Eyes-Heh heh heh heh... (Scene:Outside gas station. Rio and Riot walk towards Riochet) Riot-Hey, I need some soda. Rio-Me too. Riochet-Ugh... (Crashing noise) Riochet-Huh? What's that? Riot-Mommy! (A giant machine made out of soda bottles and cans breaks out of the gas station) Riot-Uhm, on second thought, maybe I won't. Rio-Me too. (Hougan walks up) Hougan-Like my new robot? Riochet-Hougan! Hougan-Who where you expecting? Heraldo? Riochet-Actually, yes. (Hougan looks at Riochet in bewilderment) Riochet-Ah! That face...so ugly... Hougan-Hmm. Soda-Bot, get them! Soda Bot-Yes Hougan. (The Soda Bot steps forword. Two bottles of soda go onto it's shoulders, get shaken up, and are shot out. One hits Rio) Rio-Ow! Stupid thingy! Soda Bot-Crush, Kill, Destroy. (Soda Bot throws soda cans at Riochet and Riot) Riochet-Aah! Riot-This hurts! Hougan-Hahahaha! I thought it was gonna be harder to catch all of you! I was wrong! Hahahaha! Riochet-Hey! Maybe...Hey, soda breath, try and throw and bottle at me! (Soda Bot shakes up a bottle, and throws it at Riochet. Riochet catches it and throws it at its leg. Some bottles on it blow up) Soda Bot-Waaaaargh! My knee! Owie owie owie! Rio-Great 'Chet! You're using your brain for once! (Rio and Riot do what Riochet did. Soon, Soda Bot is destroyed) Hougan-No! My poor bot! Grr, I will get you three! Grr! (Hougan disapears in a cloud of smoke) Riot-Whoa, I wonder how those things work! Riochet-Me too! Rio-Hey, it's kinda late. Maybe we should get a hotel or something. Riochet-Right. (All get back into van and drive to the nearest city, "Dominoes") Riot-Where are we? Riochet-Dominoes. Riot-Oh, we're at that town? The funny thing about it is there are no Dominoes pizza places anywhere here. Rio-And it's also against city law to play Dominoes! Riochet-I wonder what made 'em do that...Hey, there's a motel. No pool though. Rio-Oh well. Riochet-Wait here. Riot-(Sarcasm) Nah, we're just gonna run off to some other place. (Riochet goes into office. A long time passess, and Riochet is not back yet) Rio-Ugh, when is he coming? Riot-Don't look now, but he's lookin' angry. (We see Riochet and steam's coming out of his ears. Finally, the clerk comes by. The clerk gives him the key and Riochet comes back) Riot-We get it? Riochet-Is Marlon Brando fat? Rio and Riot-Yay! (Scene:Outside hotel room. Riochet is trying to get the keys to work) Riot-No, no, you're doin' it all wrong, the key's sopposed to be the OTHER way! Rio-No, keep what yer doin'! You'll break it down eventually! (Riochet finally gets the door open. Scene:Inside hotel room. Riochet throws his stuff to the other side of one of the beds. He jumps into the bed) Riochet-I get this one! Right in front of the TV...and I get all remote and channel changing privliges! (Rio and Riot moan) Riot-Why?? I'm older! Riochet-Number one, I'm the leader, number two, I figured out how to blow up Hougans' Soda Bot, number three, because I said so. (Riot grumbles and sits on a bed. Rio sits on anothe rone) Rio-Ah, three beds! Talk about luxery! Riochet-And they're so soft! (Riot is still grumbling) Riochet-Are you still grumbling about me getting remote? Riot-Yes. Riochet-Well, shutup because I'm watching Tv. (Riochet turns on Tv. The word "POKEMON" appears on screen) Riot-Aah! Aah! Get it off get it off! Riochet-Gotcha! (Riochet changes channel to VH-1, and two women in bikini's are on the screen. All drool. Later, they fall asleep. The next day, Rio hears a loud horn and wakes up) Rio-Aaah! (We see Riot holding a horn next to Rios' ear) Riot-Hey, you're gonna miss the Free Continental Breakfast! Riochet-It's free! Rio-All right, if it's free... (Rio gets up. Scene:Continental breakfast place. Riochet enters and takes a doughnut, some toast, and some apple juice and sits down. Rio and Riot do the same) Riochet-Mmmmm, free doughnut. (We see at another table, a guy in a black trench coat reading a paper. He puts it down and we see it's Hougan) Hougan-Grrr, there they are again! I'll have to get'm again, and this time, not fail! Riochet-Well, I'm out. Riot-Yeah, let's get to the van. Hougan-Grr, they're getting away! (Hougan starts chasing them. Rio turns around and sees this) Rio-Guys! Hougan's chasing us! Riochet and Riot-Aaaaaaaaaaaaah! (All three run away. Hougan follows. Riochet, Rio, and Riot jump into TPCG Mobile) Rio-STEP ON IT! Riochet-Gotcha! (Riochet pressess the gas and they speed away) Hougan-No, they've gone away again! Well, there's always next time...Hahahahahahahahahaahhaahhahahahahahahahahahahaha... (A car runs over Hougan) Hougan-Aaaaaaaaaaaaah!! Epilouge- Riochet, Rio, and Riot did stuff. Hougan didn't because he got ran over. <~THE END~> ~~~Riochet-I actually had alot more planned for this 'Fic, but I got too tired.~~~