The Perfect Chaos Gang Daily Life! Episode #1 Posted by Riochet on July 30, 2000 at 11:14:21 Yes, I know it was supposed to be yesturday, but I got kicked off computer. So, without anymore junk that doesn't make sence throw it away, because something even more pointless is here! TPCG DAILY LIFE!!! ------------------ Shorty-Okay, Rio. You got me into this Daily Life business, now what do we call my show? Riochet-How about "TPCG Exposed!" Shorty-Sounds too much like a porn or hentai show. Riochet-"The Yappa Files!" Shorty-Hmmm. Too realistic. Riochet-"The Perfect Chaos Gang" Shorty-That doesn't explain any thing! Riochet-"The Perfect Chaos Gang Daily Life!" Shorty-Hmmm. Doesn't sound porn like. A little on the realistic side not too much...explains something... Great! That's my new show's name! Riochet-*AHEM* Our show. Shorty-OUR SHOW? Riochet-Yeah, I made the name, idea, and I'm the writer. Shorty-Okay, okay, you get part of it. Now, we need charectors. Riochet-All of TPCG. Shorty-Who will play them? Riochet-Uhh...We can play ourselves! Shorty-Okay, that works. (Sonique walks up to them heavily drunk) Sonique-(Drunk like) Heylo! I vanna eet cheyse! Waaaaah! (Starts chugging down a beer. Lil and Seven walk up) Seven X-Oh no! Sonique's drinking underaged! We must do something! Lil-YEAH! (Lil and Seven look at each other. Then Sonique) Lil and Seven-Chug it! Chug it! Chug it! (Sonique passess out) Lil-Uh oh. (Lil and Seven walk away innocently whistling) Shorty-OKAY, EVERY ONE!! I AM MAKING A TV SHOW, AND I NEED ALL YOUR HELP! RIOCHET IS THE WRITER, AND AN ACTOR. I NEED YOU ALL TO BE ACTORS! All-Okay, I can do that/I'm hungry./Let's eat a fajjita!. Shorty-Thank you. Now Rio, whip up a story! Riochet-No problem! (Riochet runs over to his quarters) Riochet-Hmmm........ ------------------ The Perfect Chaos Gang Daily Life! Episode #1-"Pilot" --------------------------- (Shorty is in a lounge of some sort. Edge walks up) Shorty-Hey, Edge! (We see Edge, and audiance goes wild for some reason) Edge-Hi Shorty. Soooooo.....what's up? Shorty-Nothing, really. (Riochet walks in. Crowd goes wild) Riochet-Hey everyone! Shorty and Edge-Hey, Rio. Riochet-Do you know where I could get a job? Edge-No. Shorty-Maybe, but I won't tell you. Riochet-Damn! I need a job! (SonKnuck walks in. Crowd goes wild. From now on, when a charector walks in, or falls in, or sleeps in etc, crowd goes wild) SonKnuck-Wuzzuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup?! Riochet-Wuzzuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup?! Shorty-Wuzzuuuuuuuuuuuup?! Edge-Wuzzuuuuuuuuuuuuuup?! Riochet-Wuzzuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup?! Edge-Wuzzuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup?! SonKnuck-Wuzzuuuuuuuuuuuuup?! Shorty-Wuzzuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup?! All-WUZZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP?! (Munkee flies in, and crashes into the wall. The crowd goes wild. He walks up to SonKnuck, Riochet, Shorty, and Edge) Munkee-So guys, wuzzup? Edge-Here we go again...Wuzzuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup?! Munkee-Wuzzuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup?! Shorty-Wuzzuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup?! SonKnuck-Wuzzuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup?! Riochet-Wuzzuuuuuuuuuuuuuup?! Munkee-Wuzzuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup?! Shorty-Wuzzuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup?! Riochet-Wuzzuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup?! SonKnuck-Wuzzuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup?! Edge-Wuzzuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup?! All-WUZZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP?! Munkee-Glad that's over. Edge-Yeah. All that yelling made my throat sore...I'm dieng..(Coughs blood) Shorty-(Grabs Edge and shakes him) DEAR GOD MAN! GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF!! (Shakes Edge vigouresly) Edge-I was joking!! Shorty-(Stops shaking Edge) Oh. Oh poo. (Continues to shake Edge) (The bartender (TLoB) says...) TL-So, what will you guys be having? (All silent. Riochet speaks up.) Riochet-I'm gonna have Root Beer. TL-(Takes off phoney mustache) Hey, guys. It's me, TLoB. Munkee- Yeah, real inconspicuous. SonKnuck-Why are you wearing a fake mustache, and pretending to be a bartender? TL-Because I'm the guy who tells you things, dammit! Any way, I'm here to tell you that some one here isn't a TPCG member! They are someone else in disguise... (They all look around, and they see a suspicouse looking Mike. They don't care. They continue to look, until they're eyes shoot back to Ami) SonKnuck-THERE THEY ARE!!!! Munkee-GET THEM!!! (All chase Ami. She looks scared of thier stupidity. Ami runs) TL-GET HER!!!!! Ami-(Stops) I'm the real Ami! Look! (Starts pulling on face, and no mask comes off) Shorty-Oh....sorry! (All but Ami run off) Riochet-Now...where are they...? TL-I say Munkee. Munkee-What?? No! I'm not...(They all advance on Munkee. Munkee pulls his face) See? SEE? Edge-Oh. Damn. (The fake Mike walks up to them) Fake Mike-(In a strange German accent) Hello! Wunderbar day, ja? SonKnuck-Hmmm. Something's different about you, Mike. Fake Mike-(Nervously) Um..uh..false! Nutzing different, Ja! TL-You need some Root Beer. (Shoves Root Beer can in Fake Mike's mouth. The mask almost falls off) Hey, look! A mask! Riochet-TAKE IT OFF!! (All stare at Riochet) Riochet-Not like that! (Edge takes off the mask. It reveals that "Mike" was actually AJ in disguise) TL-It's AJ! RUN!! (TL runs away) Shorty-Well, now we know who it was. (AJ wakes up) AJ-Damn! My costume doesn't work! Well, boun viyage! (Disappears in a cloud of Logic) (Every one else gathers around the poof of logic. For some reason, it doesn't disapear. AJ's head sticks through.) AJ-Uhh...could someone kick the logic cloud? (TL comes back and kicks AJ's head. AJ and the cloud of logic disapear) AJ-I said kick the cloud, not meeeeee.... TL-Heehee! (All yell things) THE END! (Script zooms out, as we see Shorty reading "THE END!" Shorty-"THE END!" Hmmm. Riochet-Well, well? Shorty-Well, it's good enough. Riochet-Hoohoo! THE END!!! ~~~Riochet-The guy with a show~~~