Riochet Regular and Chicken Master (8/24/00 4:26:59 pm) Reply TPCG Daily Life! (Episode 4) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ooh, almost forgot about it... ------------------------------- TPCG Jeopardy is (C) Todd Ponder. ---------------------------------- The Perfect Chaos Gang Daily Life! Episode #4- "Tonic Wars!" Part 2 ---------------------------------- Tonic-I must find a way! Wait.....I know......heh heh heh heh... (Jolt bursts in) Jolt-Boss! The "Infernal Ninny Blaster" is disabled! Tonic-NO! (Hits his fists against control panel, which turns off the "Tonic Destroyer". They crash on a desert island) Aww crap! Jolt-Now whatta we do, Boss? Tonic-Well, I suppose it'll be a day or two until we get rescued, so we need some entertainment! Jolt-Like what? Tonic-SAY "Boss" AFTER THAT!!!!! Jolt-*Sigh* Like what, Boss? Tonic-Like Mystery Sonic Theater! Jolt-Yay, Boss! Tonic...My style! Jolt-Oh....Boss. (Meanwhile, at PC...) TL-Newbie? Riochet-NEWBIE! Ami-Newbie newbie newbie! Shorty-New new new new bie bie bie bie! Anonymous One-....My name is "Anoymous One" or Anony or TAO. Riochet-We're gonna keep yelling "Newbie" for a while. NNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWBBBBBBBBBIIIIIIIIIIEEE! SonKnuck-AAH! HOUGAN! (Falls over) NEWBIEEEEEE! TAO-Hmmmm. They like to yell newbie. (Edge jumps in) Edge-HOWWWWLLL! NEWWWWBIEEE! (Seth does the same thing) TAO-And they like to howl. (Back at the Island, things aren't going too well...) Tonic-So cows like to say moo? HAHAHAHAHA! I crack me up! Jolt-*Siiiiiiigh...* (An Oil Tanker comes from no where) Jolt-Hey Boss! Look! (Jolt points to the Oil Tanker. Tonic sees it) Tonic-Yeah, what about it? Jolt-We can hitch a ride and get outta here? Tonic-Oh, that's only if you're on a road. (The captain looks out his window and yells...) Captain-Hey, you two need a lift? Jolt and Tonic-YEAH!!! Captain-Then look some where else. I've got better things to do. Jolt and Tonic-(Sad groan) (Jolt and Tonic both sit down) Jolt-This sucks, boss. How are we ever gonna get out? Tonic-Rebuild the Tonic Destroyer, of course! Jolt-Right, Boss!....Uh, how? Tonic-Well, obviously, you rebuild while I have sex with myself. Jolt-(Shudders at the thought) All right Boss. (Tonic does so. Jolt starts rebuilding) Tonic-Oh....oh....OH YES!!!!! (Jolt shudders again) (Much later.........) Tonic-Aah, that was refreshing. So, Jolt ho...AAAAAAH! You haven't even started! (We see the Tonic Destroyer, and it's completely rebuilt) Jolt-Yes it is! Tonic-No it isn't Jolt-Yessit is! Tonic-No it isn't! Jolt-Uh huh! Tonic-Nuh uh! Jolt-'Fraid so! Tonic-'Fraid not! (Jolt runs into the ship and starts it. He begins to fly away, but Tonic grasps on) Jolt-I gottaway from Boss! Nothing can stop me now from crashing this into TPCG Base! ???-Except us! Jolt-Huh? A crab-We're the super crabs! Crabs-Hiya! Jolt-(Sarcasm) Oh, crabs scare me. Wah wah. (/sarcasm) (One crab jumps up and pinches Jolt's nose. Jolt screams in pain. Another one pinches Jolt in the groin. More yelling and screaming. Others gets his hands, feet, etc.) Lead crab-Surrender? Jolt-.....Yes. (Crabs leave) Jolt-Ow ow ow ow ow ow....I'm gonna have to soak myself... Tonic-(Bursts in) Hold it right there, "Mister Got Pinched In The Groin"! Jolt-Oh no.... (Tonic punches Jolt as hard as he can, which isn't hard at all. It's like a pillow. However, as weak as Jolt is, it knocks him out) Tonic-Now, I will steal his plans like I stole Shorty's ideas and CRASH THE TONIC DESTROYER INTO THIER BASE!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! (The Tonic Destroyer crashes into the invisable wall surrounding thier base) Tonic-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!! (Shorty and Munkee rush over. The others follow) Munkee-It's Tonic! Shorty-Tonic, whattaya want? (Tonic gets up and brushes himself off) Tonic-Hahahahaha! I challenge one of you, TPCG to 3 rounds of TPCG Jeopardy! Munkee-Hey! That's my idea! Tonic-I know. I stole it. Munkee-Why you little- Tonic-Anyway, I will play TPCG Jeopardy against one of you. Whoever gets the lowest amount of money in three rounds wins! Sonique-Just a sec. (TPCG huddles) Sonique-Okay, we need someone stupid to beat Tonic. Shorty-Someone VERY stupid so that Tonic'll never be able to catch up! (All look at Riochet) Riochet-Huh? Wha...? You mean 3 rounds of TPCG Jeopardy! SWEEEEEET! (Later....at the set of TPCG Jeopardy. Tonic and Riochet are behind those.....thingys) Shorty-I'm the host! (TPCG Jeopardy music plays) Shorty-Hello and welcom to another episode of TPCG Jep- ardy. Today, our contestants are: Tonic. Tonic-Did I mention if I win, i get to blow up your base? Shorty-And Riochet... Riochet-And if I win, we get to blow up Tonic! Tonic-What...? (Camera goes to Shorty) Shorty-And now, here are the catagories: Idiots TV Names Chao and Cows. Riochet, you go first. Tonic-You let him go first! CHEA- Shorty-Tonic, shutup. Rio, please choose. Riochet-Let's try......Idiots for...........$412. Shorty-There is no $412 on the board....oh, just 400. The answer is: The guy next to you. Riochet and Tonic-............... Shorty-Tonic, your answer begins with R and Riochet, yours begins with T. Tonic and Riochet-........ Riochet-*Buzz* RT? Shorty-No. Tonic-......*Buzz* I took his antibiotics! Shorty-..........Was that supposed to be funny? (Tonic nods) Shorty-Well, it sucked. The answer was Riochet for Tonic, and Tonic for Riochet. You are both down $400. Tonic, choose a catagory. Tonic-Lemme try....TV for $300! Shorty-Okay, A blue hedgehog that is a guy that has or had 3 cartoon series that all have his name in it. Riochet-*Buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz* Shorty-Riochet! One buzz is enough! Riochet-I know, but I like the noise! (Continues to buzz) Tonic-*Buzz* Antibiotics! Shorty-NO! Riochet-*Buzz* Sanoic! Shorty-No, and you already buzzed about 50 times. The correct answer is Sonic. Riochet, you get to choose next. Riochet-Names for $39,864.01 Shorty-The thing only goes up to $500, but who cares. The question: Think of a name, and say it. Tonic and Riochet-........................................ Riochet-*Buzz buzz buzz* Moo? Shorty-No. Tonic-Anti- Shorty-WRONG WRONG WRONG! Shut up about the damn antibiotics all ready! Tonic-...................... Shorty-Times up, the answer was....ah, hell the was too many. Tonic chose something. Tonic-Cows for $0. Shorty-Tonic you have to bet money, but you're so dumb... Tonic-Thanks! Shorty-Question: What animal does Riochet milk? (All silent) Shorty-Riochet, you should know this, it's about you.... Riochet-*Buzz* Goats? Shorty-No. Tonic? Tonic-*Buzz* Matt the Yak? Shorty-NO!! Tonic, choose again. Tonic-Chao for $10000000000000000000000000000. Shorty-(Raises eyebrow) No. I'll shorten that to $500. Question: What color is a reguler Chao? Not a evolved one, not a special one, Just a reguler Chao. Tonic-*Buzz* Shorty-If this has to do with antibiotics, I'll count it wrong. (Tonic hangs his head. It is counted wrong) Riochet-*Buzz buzz buzz buzz* Pink with blue polka-dots! Shorty-Wrong. The correct answer is "Blue with yellow". This is taking too long, so onto Final Jeopardy! Just so you know, you're both tied with -$41,064. Here's the catagory: Riochets' Favorite Cow. We'll be back. (Commercials. Now, we're back. Theme plays) Shorty-Allright, we're back, now, if you remember, the catagory was "Richets' Favorite Cow". Now, the question: What's Riochets' favorite cow? (Theme plays. Tonic just stands there, and Riochet is writing something down. Theme ends) Shorty-Okay Tonic, what did you write down? Tonics Card-.............. Shorty-Sorry that is wrong. Let's see what you wagered. Tonics card-How should I know? Shorty-Onto Riochet. Riochets Card-I have cows? Shorty-Yes, Rio, you have cows. Let's se what you wagered... Riochets Card-$4091 Shorty-Well, the correct answer was "Daisy the Cow". Well, Riochet got the least amount of money which was -$45,155.01. Tonic got -$41,064. Tonic-Ah, bananas. Riochet-YES! I getta burn Tonic! (Tonic walks away. So does Riochet. The next day, Tonic is being burned) All but Tonic-WOOOHOOOOO!!! <~The End!~> Everyone is (C) themselves. TPCG is (C) Alison Scharelmann TPCG Daily Life! is (C) Johnny Behle TPCG Jeopardy is (C) Todd Ponder ~~~Riochet- Regular, red hedgehog that can be a a black, brown, and tan dog, Chicken Master, and Minister of War all in one.~~~