Author Subject Da Chicken Master Official TPCG Singer and Dancer! posts: 300 (2/5/01 7:36:16 pm) Reply TPCG Daily Life! Epsisode Nine! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Heh, still outdated. ------------------------------------------- The Perfect Chaos Gang Daily Life! Episode #9-"Anony's Get Rich Quick Scheme!" ------------------------------------------- (Theme plays) Ideas-Riochet Hedgehog Story-Riochet Hedgehog Producer-Riochet Hedgehog Director-Riochet Hedgehog (Theme ends. This is like a infomercial. Anony One is sitting in a chair. He turns to the camera.) Anony One-Hello! If you're looking for an easy way to make lotsa money, don't change the channel! (Anony One changes to another camera.) Anony One-Here is some videos of then stupid people who are now stupid people with money! (Camera changes to Riochet sitting in a chair.) Riochet-I made $10! Look at me! Woohoo! (Whip hits Riochet.) Riochet-OWW! Anony One-Quite, and get out of the chair! Shorty's supposed to be there! Riochet-Okay, okay, I get the picture! (Riochet gets up and leaves. Shorty appears and sits down.) Shorty-What was I supposed to do now? Anony-Say how much money you made because of my system. Shorty-But I didn't... (Camera switches back to Anony.) Anony-Ah, hahahaha. Don't listen to him, he's insane. Shorty-Whaaat? (Anony throws a gumball machine at Shorty.) Shorty-OWW....wait, these gumballs are tasty. Anony-Aaaaaaaaanyway, I'll show you the very first step to my preogram FOR FREE!!! Maybe Lil Hedgie should tell us what it is, hmm? (Camera switches to a screen. Lil Hedgie is pushed onto a chair.) Lil-Hey, I was having a good nap! Away! AWAY!!!!! (Someone gives Lil a paper.) Lil-Uhm...the first step to Anony's Get Rich Quick Program is...Get out of bed. Hey! I allready did that part! YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYYAAYAYYAYAY... (Lil is hauled off. Camera switches back to Anony.) Anony-Yes, if you get outta bed, you can start getting $10, $20, even $30! Director-CUT! Anony-Huh? (Anony walks off the set. Lil falls from the cieling.) Lil-AAAAAH! Anony-What happened this time?! Director-... Anony-Well? Director-...You aren't right for the job. Anony-What?! This is my own program! Director-It's our program now! (Grabs the script.) Anony-Hey! (Munkee walks in.) Munkee-Hey, Anony! Director-(Gives Munkee the script.) Here. Munkee-Wohoo! Show biz! (Runs onto the set.) Anony-NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! <~THE END~> Riochet-No it isn't! That bit's too short, so I'm adding ANOTHER part! Enjoy! ---------------------------------------------- The Perfect Chaos Gang Daily Life! Episode #9 Part2-"The ass kicking of a newbie" ---------------------------------------------- (Scene:Living room. SONIProw runs in.) Soniprow-Christ! Am I the only Pokemon liker?! (All look at Soniprow looking very pissed indeed.) Lil-Hey, don't say that! Naughty naughty naughty! (Hits Soniprow about ten times with mechatails.) mechatails-Put me dowwwwwwn! Lil-No! Soniprow-F U C K Y O U. (Runs off.) All-... Riochet-Ya know, I still wanna kick his ass. All-YEAH!!!! (All chase Soniprow. Later Anony makes a startling discovery...) Anony-Ya know what? We've just been running by the garage for hours. (All look around and notice thier all by the garage.) Riochet-That's because...uhmn...I was gonna drive but I saw you all running so I joined. Ami-(Walking away.) Well, I'm taking a nap. Shorty-(Chasing after her.) I'll come with! Sonique-Well... Edge-Now what...? (All look at each other. Then Riochet jumps into TPCG Mobile.) Riochet-Who's up for some drivin'! All-Yeah!/Woohoo!/Let's see how many times Mike'll throw up! <~THE END!~> ------------------ Legal stuff you're forced to read... Everyone is (C) Themselves TPCG is (C) Alison Scharelmann TPCG Daily Life is (C) Johnny Behle "Anony's Get Rich Quick Scheme!" and "The Ass Kicking of a Newbie" are both (C) Johnny Behle. ------------------------ Enjoy! ^__^