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Dark Chicken Master
Can Your Boredom Match Mine?
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(4/14/01 5:56:29 pm)
Reply  TPCG THE MOVIE: BOREDOM (Behind the scenes!)
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(We see the outside of a building that has 
"CHICKEN MASTER ENTERPRISES" on it with big letters. A van drives up, and out steps Riochet)

Riochet: Here we are live at Chicken Master Enterprises! Today, we'll be showing you, the viewers, a behind the scenes look at the new upcoming movie, 
"THE PERFECT CHAOS GANG: BOREDOM", which might be renamed.

(He walks in the building)

Riochet: Here is the sound editor's room!

(We see Shorty pressing buttons)

Shorty: (Laughing hysterically)

(He presses a button, and it makes a farting noise. He laughs harder)

Riochet: ...Right...Now I'm starting to look like the sane one.

(Shorty instantly stops and dons a monicle)

Shorty: (Snooty British accent) I'm afraid not(pronounced "naught"). (Hits Riochet in the head with a cane)
Riochet: Ow!

(Riochet runs away)

Riochet: Anyway, moving on, here is the writing room, where the wonderful script is written!

(We see inside the room, and all that's there is some blank paper, and a doughnut)

Riochet: ... (Runs away) Here's the deleted scenes room! This is where all the "Politically Incorrect" scenes are put. In fact, let's watch one now!

(He starts it up)

Anony: Look ma! I am on the silver screen! *moons the camera and turns into AnDyMaN* 
AnDyMaN: Again! I have taken over! Hahahahah! *sandbag lands on AnDyMaN*

(Special thanks to Anony for making that one up)

(Riochet runs away)

Riochet: And now, that's all me can show for now. Bye!

(Throws the camera man across the street)