Author Subject Da Chicken Master TPCG Minister of War posts: 205 (11/25/00 10:01:59 am) Reply Yay! I sent my book in! ^__^ -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ...Well, actually, I sent it in last Monday. Oh well. ^__^ Oh, and I'm working on a second book. :) Here's Chapter One... *** 1 *** THE CHICKEN MASTERS BOOK TWO: ROAD TRIP! --------- Chapter One: The Soda-Bot 5000 Ah, Earth, isn’t it a wonderful planet? Bustling cities, big flying gray things with wings... There were many things that man kind were able to use! ...That is, until they made a fatal mistake... It was summer of the year 3000, and many advancements have came to the human race. There was cloning, transporting, time machines, and the like. People have overcame over eating and under eating through clothes that gave them the proper nutrients they needed, when they needed. But, even though they had all these advancements, there were still some things people just can’t get rid of, like cruelty, evilness, and selfishness. In a lab, two men were examining two animals, one a dog, and the other a cat. “We’re geniuses,” said one of them to the other. “I mean, turning regular, household animals in to humanoids! That’s genius, I tell you, genius!” “Yeah, but what happens if they go AWOL?” asked the other. “Bah, they can’t! Now, try to get this over with, I have lunch at 3:00,” said the first scientist. The other one put the yelping dog in to a vat full of chemicals. He put the vat in a weird bed thing, and electricity went through the bed and the vat. I broke open, and the dog was no longer a dog, but a human shaped dog looking thing. “Urrg....woof,” it woofed. “Woof.” “Yes! It worked!” cackled the scientist. They dog growled. It suddenly jumped at the scientist, and killed him. “NO! DON’T! YOU ARE MY CREATION! STOP!” was his last words. The dog stood up, and looked at the other scientist. “Make more like me, or you’ll meet the same fate as your friend here,” it said. Wondering how the dog learned English so quick, he agreed, because he didn’t want to die. The years passed, and the mutated animals quickly and easily over took the humans. About 50 years later, an evil gray hedgehog rose from a simple hedgehog with a dream to *** 2 *** Hougan, an evil overlord who had taken over the continent ruling with an iron fist. That, however, was before three friends had defeated him. They were Riochet, a red hedgehog with white gloves and black shoes that had a blue stripe, Rio, a gray hamster with no shoes or gloves to speak of, and Riot, a black hedgehog with white gloves and blue shoes. In order to defeat Hougan, they found the ‘Doomsday Crystals’, which enabled them to transform in to stronger forms of themselves. After they were inaugurated as ‘Chicken Masters’ by the ‘other guy’, who happened to be Shorty of TPCG, which was a group that Riochet was in, Hougan appeared and said he wasn’t really defeated. And now, back at the place where we last left Riochet, Rio, and Riot. “Honk honk!” said Riochet happily. “I’m driving!” “Hey, a thought just occurred to me,” said Rio. “What?!” asked Riochet and Riot in unison. “Where is all our stuff?” asked Rio. “Oh,” said Riot. “It’s prolly just at the Bug Brothers house.” The Bug Brothers were three brothers who just happened to be bugs. The oldest one, Beetle, was a blue beetle with a yellow stomach. The second oldest was Spider, a brown well, spider. And, the youngest was a green mantis named Mantis. All three had pitch black eyes. “Oh,” said a disappointed Rio. “I wanted an argument about it.” “Well, we still can! Just say something you know me and Riot hate!” said Riochet helpfully. “Umm...okay,” he said. “Er...Hougan was great.” “ARGH, YOU LITTLE TRAITOR!” yelled Riochet. Riot joined in. “AAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!” yelled Rio as he was running away. Riochet and Riot stopped and panted. “Hey....(Gasp)...let’s...(Wheeze)...get some ice cream...(Pant),” panted Riot. “(Pant) Yeah...(Wheeze)...Okay...” replied Riochet. As they were there, Rio came in holding about five bags. “Dough heads,” he muttered as he dropped them on the floor. “Y’know, you could’ve *** 3 *** helped me.” “Nah, we don’t help traitors,” chuckled Riochet as he gulped down ice cream. “Rocky Road, please,” said Rio as a waitress walked by. She wrote it down, and walked off. “So, where are we going?” asked Riot. “I mean, we can’t just sit around here the whole time, can we?” “He’s right...” started Riot. “I vote the Ice Mountains! I hear it’s icy there!” “Nah, the Sand Desert! It’s sandy!” said Rio. “What do you think, Riochet?” asked Riot. They looked at him curiously. “Well, all yer ideas are all nice and good, but what I’m thinking is...” said Riochet trying to prolong the suspense. “EVERY WHERE!” “Every where? Where are we gonna get the money for that?” asked Rio. Riochet shrugged. “I have some somewhere,” he said. The waitress came back with Rio’s ice cream. He was about to dig in when he stopped. “This isn’t Rocky Road! This is Road Rocky!” said Rio in outrage. “‘Road Rocky’? Is that even a flavor?” asked Riot. “Who knows?” asked Rio shrugging. “Well, let’s get going, TPCG Mobile won’t blow itself up,” said Riochet. TPCG Mobile was a green van that had the letters ‘TPCG’ on it. It was owned by TPCG, and they gave it to Riochet. They ran out, and jumped in through the window. “Yeehoo! Let’s go!” yelled Riochet. He floored the gas pedal, and they drove off. About five miles down the road (Which was also a minute later), a golden tear shaped creature jumped up and squealed happily. “YAAAAAY!” he squealed. “Yerher!” said Riochet as he let go of the steering wheel and went to pick up Yerher. *** 4 *** “Er...Riochet...” started Rio. “Yeah, yeah, what?” said Riochet impatiently while picking up Yerher. “Er ...who’s driving?” asked Rio. “Well, me du-“ said Riochet. He stopped what he was saying, froze, and his eyes slowly wandered over to the steering wheel, then to the window. “AAAH!” he quickly put Yerher down (“Ouch!” said Yerher) and grabbed the steering wheel. He was already in the ditch, but he thought this as an opportunity to show how stupid he could really be. “Watch this!” he said as he drove through a barb wire fence. “Riochet, stop acting like yourself,” said Riot who was getting a little worried. “Quiet!” said Riochet. I’ve just gotten started! Bwahahahahahaha!” he cackled. “I think he’s gone bonkers on us,” whispered Rio to Riot. Riot nodded. “Maybe so, but I’m bringing you to our first stop on our little road trip here!” said Riochet, who overheard what Rio said. “Where?” asked Riot. “To a little town called...” said Riochet trying to prolong the suspense. “Dominoes! Our first destination is a town called ‘Dominoes’!” “Strange name for a town...” said Riot. However, Riochet, Rio, and Riot weren’t the only ones in the field, for someone was hiding in a tree...watching...waiting... “Ha ha ha ha ha!” he cackled. “I’ve found the ones who had brought my defeat! ...And this ugly half metal spike...but, this will all be avenged, and I, Hougan, will prevail! Ha ha ha ha!” He hopped off the tree, and jumped away. “Ha ha ha ha...I’m too slow. Why are they going so fast? HEY! SLOW DOWN! AN EX-EVIL OVERLORD WANTS TO GET RID OF YOU!” Back in TPCG Mobile, they’re still driving as fast as ever. “Hey, ‘Chet, did you hear anything?” asked Riot. “Nah, it was prolly just the wind,” replied Riochet while driving through another picket fence. That night (And 10 barb wire fences and 20 picket fences later), they were all tired, obviously. “We’re runnin’ outta gas. I’ll get some.” he drove over to the nearest gas station (“Old Guys Gas”), and got some gas. He paid for it (“Oh my, the price just went up again,”) and he *** 5 *** walked out. But, he didn’t know some one else was there... “Bwahahaha, we’re so evil, aren’t we?” asked Hougan as he crawled out of a crack. “Heh, yeah boss,” said an old-looking cow. He took a mask off, and it was revealed that he wasn’t a normal, average, every day cow, but some creature with a blue head. The rest of the costume tore off, and showed that he was actually a blue dragon with black wings. He then blew fire of at least 3 colors (Red, orange, and blue). “They won’t stand a chance,” said the dragon in a deep voice. “Right Draconor. Hey...where’s Ninja Hedge?” asked Hougan looking around. “Uh? Oh, who knows,” said Draconor. “Oh, I’m just here,” said an apparently gray hedgehog. You couldn’t really see how he looked because he had a black ninja-like cloak thing on. “Ninja Hedge is here.” “Good, now, my new creation will be ready...heh heh heh....ha ha ha....HA HA HA HA!” As he was laughing, two soda bottles spun around mysteriously. Back outside, Riochet was walking back to TPCG Mobile. “Hey! Dough heads! Wake up!” he yelled at Rio and Riot. They woke up with a start and each of them took a soda, and drank them up. “Hyper! Hyperhyperhyperhyperhyper! HYPER!” said an obviously hyper Rio. “Shaddap!” yelled Riochet as he hit Rio over the head with a glove he found in the glove compartment. “Hey, whazzat things sittin’ over there?” asked Riot. “Wha-Oh no,” said Riochet. He looked out the window, and saw Hougan, Draconor, and Ninja Hedge all standing there. “Maybe they’re not there, maybe we’re all just HYPER!!! HYPER HYPER HYPER HYPER!” “Be quiet,” said Riochet shifting in to gear. “Hey, boss, they’re trying to get away!” said Draconor. “Well, we’re just gonna have to try to get away them back!” said Hougan. He jumped on *** 6 *** Draconor “Fly idiot!” “What about me, boss?” asked Ninja Hedge. Hougan stared at him stupidly. “Oi,” said Ninja Hedge. Draconor let out a huge roar, and flew off. Ninja Hedge quickly followed. “Faster, dough head!” yelled Hougan. “I’m trying!” said Draconor. “Rio,” said Riochet. “Grab two of them fire extinguishers, and get to the back with Riot. Spray that dragon!” “Right-o!” said Rio taking two fire extinguishers. He jumped to the back, rolled down the windows, and blasted them. “AAAAAAAAAH!” screamed Hougan and Draconor. He spun around, and landed right in front of TPCG Mobile. Draconor roared. “Crud,” said Riot. Hougan jumped off of the dragon. “Ha ha ha! Okay, dough heads! It’s time to lose, Riochet!” yelled Hougan as he fell. “Fat chance!” yelled Riochet as he stepped out of TPCG Mobile. “Pfff, yeah right,” started Hougan. “May I introduce the Soda-Bot 5000!” “Soda-Bot 5000?!” asked Riochet, Rio, and Riot. Rio and Riot stepped out of TPCG Mobile. Then, Hougan threw out a bottle of soda, and it transformed. It transformed in to a giant robot made out of...well...soda bottles. “BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!” cackled Hougan. The ‘Bot raised its’ arm, and shot a can out of it. It hit Riochets’ head. “OUCH!” yelled Riochet. “That...really hurt!” The bot raised its’ other arm, and shot out bottles like a machine gun. “RUN!” yelled Rio as he hid behind TPCG Mobile. “Riochet! Do something stupid!” said Riot. *** 7 *** “That can hurts...” pouted Riochet. “Hey! I have an idea!” exclaimed a shocked Riot. “Wow! A thought entering your head?! That really is amazing,” remarked Rio. Riot stared at him stupidly. “Shut up,” he said. He ran over to the can that hit Riochet (“My head hurts...”) and grabbed it. He shook it up. “Hey! Can head!” “‘Can Head’ is not in dictionary, therefore is not a word. Can not accept words that are not in dictionary. Cans and bottles will explode in 10...” said the robot in a monotone-ish tone. “Ah crud!” yelled Riot. He looked at the can, then the robot (“9...8...”) and threw the can. He ran back to TPCG Mobile, followed by Riochet and Rio. Riochet slammed the gas pedal (“6...5...4...”) and sped off. “Oh no! It’s gonna blow!” yelled Hougan. (“3...2...”) He jumped on Draconor, and he flew off. Ninja Hedge quickly followed. “...1...self-destruct is now in order,” droned the robot. Then, the cans in its’ legs exploded. It fell down on one ‘knee’ and then the other exploded. The bottles at its stomach shot up. It shot cans out of its right hand, and then the bottle came back and hit him, and his body exploded. The cans also came back, and they destroyed the rest of it. “No...my poor robot...” sobbed Hougan while he was looking down from Draconor. “Oh well,” said Draconor. Then, for some reason, Ninja Hedge flew up to them. “Draconor’s right, you shouldn’t worry about minor setbacks like that,” he said. “AH!” exclaimed a startled Hougan. “I didn’t know you could fly!” “Eh,” started Ninja Hedge. “It’s a ninja power.” “Ah...” said Hougan. Back at TPCG Mobile, Riochet was still driving, Rio was sleeping in the passenger seat, and Riot was sleeping while lying on the back seats. “Ah...Dominoes...what a town...” Riochet said quietly to himself. “Hey, Rio, Riot, we’re at Dominoes,” he said. *** 8 *** Rio and Riot yawned, shook the sleep out of their eyes, and looked around. “Oooooh....aaaaaah...” they said. “Oooh, a hotel!” said Riochet excitedly. He drove in to a hotel (Which was “Dominoes Finest Place for Travelers!”), and went in. “I wonder if we’ll get a room!” said Rio excitedly. “I dunno,” Riot replied absentmindedly. A few minutes passes, and Riochet still wasn’t back. “I wonder what’s taking him.” “Prolly the clerk. She’s talking to some one on the phone, not the customers,” replied Rio. Indeed, it was the clerk, and the parts that weren’t already red on Riochets’ face were now getting red in anger. “Uh oh, ‘Chet might explode!” said Riot with a chuckle. The clerk finally put down the phone, and began talking. First, there was no tension, then, Riochet started jumping up and down, and apperently was yelling something. He then continued yelling, but also started beating on his chest like a monkey. Finally, the clerk said something, and Riochet stopped beating his stomach. She gave him keys, and he ran back to TPCG Mobile and opened the door. “We got it!” said Riochet. “I bet this place has a bunch of monkey works!” chuckled Riot while he grabbed his luggage. A snorkel hit him on the head. “OW! Rio, don’t do that!” “Tee hee!” laughed Rio. “Oh, and Riochet, no monkey business when we get in the room, okay?” said Rio as they were walking in. Riochet hit him with his suitcase.