Azura
Andre's Biography.Part 1.
Sun Jun 13 09:11:43 1999


Dear diary,
Yesterday,I tortured the people at Sonic Pandemonium,by pretending to be Samantha Clarfet.But,Soneec found me out,saying I wasn't Samantha Clarfet.This is what happened...

First,I signed on as Samantha.. (Me = Andre,not me!Azure!)

Samantha(Me):Hello people.
h.Mac:GET OUT!!
Samantha(me):Hey!!
Soneec:You're not Samantha.
Samantha:Prove it.
Soneec:OK.First off,the real Samantha could never spell properly,and second,she could never think of replys.

When,just my luck,the REAL samantha came on.

Real S.:Helo peeps.
Fake S.:AAHHHH!!!Fake!Fake!!I'm the real Samantha!!
Soneec:You're not so buzz off.

Well,being tounge tied and very embarressed,I signed off.
Why cant I ever think of a smart reply??

Soneec:Hey!We can see your diary...
Andre:NOOOO!!Who is typing it?!
Azy:I am,because I want to show the world what a total loser you are!
Andre:AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

The end.